CBAD: Lily Collins vs Kiernan Shipka (w/ Emma Watson)
Oct 16, 2022 0:46:52 GMT -6
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Post by caspian on Oct 16, 2022 0:46:52 GMT -6
CELEBRITY BOXING AFTER DARK
(Results: Lookout, Words: Caspian)
CBAD: Lily Collins vs Kiernan Shipka (w/ Emma Watson)
Lily:
(33, 5’5, 112, 60:15 FCBA, VIXENs)
Kiernan:
(22, 5’2, 4:8 FCBA, Free Agent)
BEFORE:
ANOTHER tune-up fight before the big showdown at the end of the month, as Lily Collins pushes herself further than she’s ever done before.
The VIX Headquarters and Gym is again packed with well-wishers and fans on either side of the aisle, this afternoon come to see Kiernan Shipka test her luck against another Vixen on the roster.
Previously, Miss Shipka was also a guest fighter in 2020, losing to Emma Watson via KO6. Now, she’s back to take her revenge and end this hot-streak of Collins in decisive fashion.
As usual, Emma Watson sticks her nose in matters not relating to herself, smiling and waving to the fans and press from the front seat of the arena. She’s reserved a seat for herself to the end of the world, and no doubt has a reason to be sticking so close to Lily’s fights in recent days.
“I’m just happy for dear Lils, you know,” Watson says with sickly sweet smile, that angelic look suiting her underlying tone. “She’s on one hell of a streak, and I’m here to cheer her on.”
Lily Collins doesn’t look convinced, however, earlier on striding to the ropes on Emma’s side and spewing some warnings at her that her British ass better not leave the confines of that plastic chair, or else. Emma brushes the warning off, cheering and applauding along with the rest of the crowd as both fighters take their corners opposite of the ring.
Lily wears a navy sports bra, long white tights and black gloves, giving Watson the stink eye when the announcer makes mention of the other celebrities in the audience tonight. In the other corner, Kiernan Shipka looks like a doll caught between the jaws of two bloodhounds, her gaze darting between the two Vixens, one of whom beat her before, the other her opponent for this afternoon. Shipka’s wearing a white sports top and red boxing trunks, with black gloves on either hand.
Referee calls this CBAD exhibition match to order, waving for the bell. AND HERE WE GO with ten rounds of Flyweight action!
ROUND 1:
Multiple clashes to start, with both girls circling fast and trading leather to the head. Kiernan may be slightly shorter but her agility is unmatched, blocking Lily’s flurries and then dishing out several to the Vixen’s body. Lily gets smarter and backs away, using her longer reach to tag the short-haired blonde on the face multiple times, then swerving out of the way of incoming fire. Shipka tries to aggressively move in to batter the body and arms, but Lily just too nimble and light, backing away and blocking, then continues to bash those jabs over the guard and into the face. Good first round for the VIX corner, and Lily takes it wide.
ROUND 2:
Kiernan defends herself a little better, arms a little higher and blocking early combinations from Collins. Emma cheering and clapping throughout -- unclear whom she’s actually supporting in this fight, and confusing everyone in the audience, including dear Lily, who has to take her eye off her real opponent for many split seconds, resulting in her getting bashed to the face and body by a determined Shipka. The blonde’s bent low and lunging at her body, gloves thudding in left-left-right before Collins has a chance to lower her guard. Later in the round, Lily strikes back, playing the same defensive game and making Kiernan chase her about the ring whilst dishing out punishment. Close round swings back to Shipka at the bell!
ROUND 3:
Lily refocuses, blocks Emma’s visage from her mind and blasts Kiernan with a swift overhand right between the eyes early on. Shipka still not knowing how to deal with the Vixen’s longer reach, and practiced power, winces and covers up, throwing back hooks but finding them only hitting air. Lily exploits, hands shooting in high and low, slammed into the lips, chest, and body, to drive her back early in the fight, towards the ropes. Shipka rallies closer to the end of the round, chases Lily off with a series of fast hooks that reek of desperation. No dice -- Lily walks back to her corner at the bell, looking like a million dollars.
ROUND 4:
First minute sees Collins repeating the gesture, circling light on her feet, firing away at Kiernan’s head and arms. Shipka plays it cool, by contrast, breathing a little harder but blocking well, suddenly breaking out of her shell and making a LUNGE for Lily’s face -- THE HOOK CONNECTS, banging into the side of the chin! OUCH! Lily looks stunned, eyelids fluttering as she backs away on instinct, and tries to prodding Kiernan back with an extended left hand. But Shipka SMELLS BLOOD in the water, already gnashing her teeth and barreling inwards, fists pummeling at Lily’s undercarriage and waistline, then going to work on the rest of body with uppercuts cut into the arms, aimed for the chin! Lily’s in TROUBLE, getting sent into the ropes and has to cover up, look for an opportunity to clinch up! Kiernan NAILS her with another hook to the side of her head, but Collins still remains upright, folds over the smaller blonde as they both go wrestling in each other’s arms for the remainder of the round. One HELL of a round for Kiernan Shipka at the bell, as the referee is forced to step in and pry these two apart. Dear Emma Watson heard laughing from her front seat at the apron, remarking to the nearby reporters, “I would never have let that happen.”
ROUND 5:
Collins still looks a little dazed and winded, and there’s still half a fight to go before the officials put an official stop to this fight. Could her busy schedule be to blame here? Arguably, the Vixen should be concentrating on her big showdown with Olivia Holt at the end of the month, whom she’s *already* fallen twice to before. Shipka exploits this hesitancy, barreling in once more and immediately throwing hands into Collins’ guard, her fists seeking tummy and that wounded chin. Lily’s too slow and sluggish, gets caught by another big swing to her head early in the first minute, groans as she’s tossed back into the ropes again. She tries to cover and clinch, but Kiernan’s not having it -- not this time, NAILS the poor Vixen on the bottom of her chin with a well-timed uppercut, and DOWN LILY GOES, her head snapping upwards before the rest of her body FALLS like a felled tree in the forest!! She hits the canvas with a loud grunt, her head barely lifted off the ground! Could this be an early night for the former Flyweight champ!??
Shipka ecstatic, bouncing on her feet and throwing her arms in the air on her back to the neutral corner. Emma’s on feet as well, a look of concern in her eyes. Surprisingly, she bangs her fists on the apron, telling Lily to get back up, which earns a stinging rebuke from Shipka to “Mind your freakin’ business, Hermione!”.
Referee meanwhile has a job to do, slowly counting Miss Collins out by the ropes. Lily slowly pushes her way back up -- first to all fours, then one knee at a time, manages to make it all the way to her feet by the count of 8. This fight is continuing, ladies and gents!
ROUND 6:
Kiernan CHARGES in, looking to end this charade once and for all. The blonde rushes into Lily’s space and immediately starts chugging shots into her lower body, then repeating those devastating uppercuts aimed higher for the chin. Lily struggles at first to evade and contain, absorbing a punt to her belly button but then quickly swerving to the side and slipping away to avoid the rest. She managed to brace herself back there, and slowly begins to regain control of her own faculties. Kiernan’s spirit is high but the rest of her body isn’t as cooperative, chasing after the Vixen more sluggishly, which allows Lily to jab at her from a greater distance. Fists bang into Shipka’s face and sternum, drawing further breath from her lungs, and by the last minute, both ladies are circling each other warily, breathing hard. Not as much action this round, but Lily manages to edge out her rival with more punches landed overall.
ROUND 7:
Kiernan with a large burst of energy early, rushing in out of the gate, intending to surprise the Vixen. Lily ain’t too surprised, once more bracing near the ropes, her abs taking a left-right thumping before she delivers a stinging rebuke across Kiernan’s face with a hook of her own. Ladies continue to BRAWL on the ropes, frequently clinching up in each other’s arms and fists smacked into lower torsos and chests, earning mutual grunts. Kiernan may be shorter but her body is brimming with muscle, pressing into Lily’s on the ropes and more often than not not letting her go. Referee has to intervene multiple times, forcing both girls back to opposite ends before resuming the fight, but Shipka just marches right in again and goes swinging at the Vixen’s body. Lily stays alive by the sound of the bell, though she’s clearly working at a disadvantage, her torso pockmarked pink, and this fight going way longer than she’d previously expected.
ROUND 8:
Shipka was recently released by the Free Punches, a shame indeed given how easily she’s holding her ground in today’s contest. Bell rings for the eight and she’s giving Lily Collins pause, the Vixen not as eager to wade in and contest with her power. Ladies circle in the first minute, trading jabs and just spending more time catching their breaths. Lily’s punches are homing in more effectively, however, targeting Shipka’s chin almost exclusively as fist after fist tags or snags Shipka’s head to the side or back. Kiernan’s firing back, of course, but unable to catch the slippery Vixen on her own being, with Lily swerving and weaving her lean body to the side or back of another wild overhand. More punches squeezed forward, Lily’s precise jabbing snapping the head back one more time, and KIERNAN LOOKS HURT, that last punch driven straight into her nose to make her grunt out loud! The blonde stumbles back, her guard in disarray, giving Lily the chance to POUNCE! Vixen huffing and puffing away, fists drilled into the blonde’s body and around the arms, forcing Shipka to the side when a hook crashes into the side of her head, sending her REELING! Shipka has no defenses left in her arsenal, getting smacked around like a punching bag, until a final overhand right between the eyes SEALS THE DEAL! Blonde fighter goes flying off her feet, crashing onto her back with a groan! She looks up at the stadium lights, her eyes glazed over completely! Referee takes one look and WAVES the rest of this contest off! That’s it, folks!
Official Decision: Lily Collins defeats Kiernan Shipka via KO8!
AFTER:
Lily with a raise of her hand, looking spent, however. She hasn’t had a fight go this distance for a long while now.
Still, her eyes are wholly focused on Emma Watson, who’s seen climbing up the apron and sliding her way into the ring, that insufferable smirk etched on her face, begging to be slapped.
Lily bracing herself in her corner, hands on her hips but already shedding her gloves in case Hermione wants to brawl in front of a live studio audience. But no -- Emma gestures for a microphone from a ring official, before standing in the center of the ring and addressing the crowd:
“Let’s give it up for dear Lils!” Emma says, drawing a loud cheer from the home crowd. “Fifteen wins now in a row, is it? Too bad it’s all going to come to a grinding stop when Olivia floors you for a third time in two weeks.”
“What do you want, Twatson?” Lily can be heard shouting above the din of the crowd. “Unless you want an ass-kicking, I’d suggest you get out of my ring.”
“Tut tut, such language,” Emma says with a smile. “I’m here to wish you all the best, and to tell you this: no matter how many fights you win, how hard you try, you’ll never be able to beat my record.”
The Harry Potter starlet turns back to face the audience. “I’m less than ten fights away from entering the Hall-of-Fame, while poor Lils is still floundering and stuck in the weeds. You guys are looking at a future Hall-of-Famer, someone who fully deserves to be inducted!”
Lily is seen absolutely STEAMING in the corner, fists clenched and eyebrows narrowed. For a moment, she plans to march forward, grab the insolent wench by the back of her hair and toss her out of the ring. But she’s held back by Corey Saucier, and even Kate Beckinsale has entered the ring, escorting Emma out of it before things get too wild.
“See you soon, Lils,” Emma says with a final wink and nod. "Maybe I'll get you to give my induction speech!"
And the rest of the afternoon event ends with both women receiving cheers and jeers from the crowd, who are expecting another showdown to happen sooner rather than later.
(Results: Lookout, Words: Caspian)
CBAD: Lily Collins vs Kiernan Shipka (w/ Emma Watson)
Lily:
(33, 5’5, 112, 60:15 FCBA, VIXENs)
Kiernan:
(22, 5’2, 4:8 FCBA, Free Agent)
BEFORE:
ANOTHER tune-up fight before the big showdown at the end of the month, as Lily Collins pushes herself further than she’s ever done before.
The VIX Headquarters and Gym is again packed with well-wishers and fans on either side of the aisle, this afternoon come to see Kiernan Shipka test her luck against another Vixen on the roster.
Previously, Miss Shipka was also a guest fighter in 2020, losing to Emma Watson via KO6. Now, she’s back to take her revenge and end this hot-streak of Collins in decisive fashion.
As usual, Emma Watson sticks her nose in matters not relating to herself, smiling and waving to the fans and press from the front seat of the arena. She’s reserved a seat for herself to the end of the world, and no doubt has a reason to be sticking so close to Lily’s fights in recent days.
“I’m just happy for dear Lils, you know,” Watson says with sickly sweet smile, that angelic look suiting her underlying tone. “She’s on one hell of a streak, and I’m here to cheer her on.”
Lily Collins doesn’t look convinced, however, earlier on striding to the ropes on Emma’s side and spewing some warnings at her that her British ass better not leave the confines of that plastic chair, or else. Emma brushes the warning off, cheering and applauding along with the rest of the crowd as both fighters take their corners opposite of the ring.
Lily wears a navy sports bra, long white tights and black gloves, giving Watson the stink eye when the announcer makes mention of the other celebrities in the audience tonight. In the other corner, Kiernan Shipka looks like a doll caught between the jaws of two bloodhounds, her gaze darting between the two Vixens, one of whom beat her before, the other her opponent for this afternoon. Shipka’s wearing a white sports top and red boxing trunks, with black gloves on either hand.
Referee calls this CBAD exhibition match to order, waving for the bell. AND HERE WE GO with ten rounds of Flyweight action!
ROUND 1:
Multiple clashes to start, with both girls circling fast and trading leather to the head. Kiernan may be slightly shorter but her agility is unmatched, blocking Lily’s flurries and then dishing out several to the Vixen’s body. Lily gets smarter and backs away, using her longer reach to tag the short-haired blonde on the face multiple times, then swerving out of the way of incoming fire. Shipka tries to aggressively move in to batter the body and arms, but Lily just too nimble and light, backing away and blocking, then continues to bash those jabs over the guard and into the face. Good first round for the VIX corner, and Lily takes it wide.
ROUND 2:
Kiernan defends herself a little better, arms a little higher and blocking early combinations from Collins. Emma cheering and clapping throughout -- unclear whom she’s actually supporting in this fight, and confusing everyone in the audience, including dear Lily, who has to take her eye off her real opponent for many split seconds, resulting in her getting bashed to the face and body by a determined Shipka. The blonde’s bent low and lunging at her body, gloves thudding in left-left-right before Collins has a chance to lower her guard. Later in the round, Lily strikes back, playing the same defensive game and making Kiernan chase her about the ring whilst dishing out punishment. Close round swings back to Shipka at the bell!
ROUND 3:
Lily refocuses, blocks Emma’s visage from her mind and blasts Kiernan with a swift overhand right between the eyes early on. Shipka still not knowing how to deal with the Vixen’s longer reach, and practiced power, winces and covers up, throwing back hooks but finding them only hitting air. Lily exploits, hands shooting in high and low, slammed into the lips, chest, and body, to drive her back early in the fight, towards the ropes. Shipka rallies closer to the end of the round, chases Lily off with a series of fast hooks that reek of desperation. No dice -- Lily walks back to her corner at the bell, looking like a million dollars.
ROUND 4:
First minute sees Collins repeating the gesture, circling light on her feet, firing away at Kiernan’s head and arms. Shipka plays it cool, by contrast, breathing a little harder but blocking well, suddenly breaking out of her shell and making a LUNGE for Lily’s face -- THE HOOK CONNECTS, banging into the side of the chin! OUCH! Lily looks stunned, eyelids fluttering as she backs away on instinct, and tries to prodding Kiernan back with an extended left hand. But Shipka SMELLS BLOOD in the water, already gnashing her teeth and barreling inwards, fists pummeling at Lily’s undercarriage and waistline, then going to work on the rest of body with uppercuts cut into the arms, aimed for the chin! Lily’s in TROUBLE, getting sent into the ropes and has to cover up, look for an opportunity to clinch up! Kiernan NAILS her with another hook to the side of her head, but Collins still remains upright, folds over the smaller blonde as they both go wrestling in each other’s arms for the remainder of the round. One HELL of a round for Kiernan Shipka at the bell, as the referee is forced to step in and pry these two apart. Dear Emma Watson heard laughing from her front seat at the apron, remarking to the nearby reporters, “I would never have let that happen.”
ROUND 5:
Collins still looks a little dazed and winded, and there’s still half a fight to go before the officials put an official stop to this fight. Could her busy schedule be to blame here? Arguably, the Vixen should be concentrating on her big showdown with Olivia Holt at the end of the month, whom she’s *already* fallen twice to before. Shipka exploits this hesitancy, barreling in once more and immediately throwing hands into Collins’ guard, her fists seeking tummy and that wounded chin. Lily’s too slow and sluggish, gets caught by another big swing to her head early in the first minute, groans as she’s tossed back into the ropes again. She tries to cover and clinch, but Kiernan’s not having it -- not this time, NAILS the poor Vixen on the bottom of her chin with a well-timed uppercut, and DOWN LILY GOES, her head snapping upwards before the rest of her body FALLS like a felled tree in the forest!! She hits the canvas with a loud grunt, her head barely lifted off the ground! Could this be an early night for the former Flyweight champ!??
Shipka ecstatic, bouncing on her feet and throwing her arms in the air on her back to the neutral corner. Emma’s on feet as well, a look of concern in her eyes. Surprisingly, she bangs her fists on the apron, telling Lily to get back up, which earns a stinging rebuke from Shipka to “Mind your freakin’ business, Hermione!”.
Referee meanwhile has a job to do, slowly counting Miss Collins out by the ropes. Lily slowly pushes her way back up -- first to all fours, then one knee at a time, manages to make it all the way to her feet by the count of 8. This fight is continuing, ladies and gents!
ROUND 6:
Kiernan CHARGES in, looking to end this charade once and for all. The blonde rushes into Lily’s space and immediately starts chugging shots into her lower body, then repeating those devastating uppercuts aimed higher for the chin. Lily struggles at first to evade and contain, absorbing a punt to her belly button but then quickly swerving to the side and slipping away to avoid the rest. She managed to brace herself back there, and slowly begins to regain control of her own faculties. Kiernan’s spirit is high but the rest of her body isn’t as cooperative, chasing after the Vixen more sluggishly, which allows Lily to jab at her from a greater distance. Fists bang into Shipka’s face and sternum, drawing further breath from her lungs, and by the last minute, both ladies are circling each other warily, breathing hard. Not as much action this round, but Lily manages to edge out her rival with more punches landed overall.
ROUND 7:
Kiernan with a large burst of energy early, rushing in out of the gate, intending to surprise the Vixen. Lily ain’t too surprised, once more bracing near the ropes, her abs taking a left-right thumping before she delivers a stinging rebuke across Kiernan’s face with a hook of her own. Ladies continue to BRAWL on the ropes, frequently clinching up in each other’s arms and fists smacked into lower torsos and chests, earning mutual grunts. Kiernan may be shorter but her body is brimming with muscle, pressing into Lily’s on the ropes and more often than not not letting her go. Referee has to intervene multiple times, forcing both girls back to opposite ends before resuming the fight, but Shipka just marches right in again and goes swinging at the Vixen’s body. Lily stays alive by the sound of the bell, though she’s clearly working at a disadvantage, her torso pockmarked pink, and this fight going way longer than she’d previously expected.
ROUND 8:
Shipka was recently released by the Free Punches, a shame indeed given how easily she’s holding her ground in today’s contest. Bell rings for the eight and she’s giving Lily Collins pause, the Vixen not as eager to wade in and contest with her power. Ladies circle in the first minute, trading jabs and just spending more time catching their breaths. Lily’s punches are homing in more effectively, however, targeting Shipka’s chin almost exclusively as fist after fist tags or snags Shipka’s head to the side or back. Kiernan’s firing back, of course, but unable to catch the slippery Vixen on her own being, with Lily swerving and weaving her lean body to the side or back of another wild overhand. More punches squeezed forward, Lily’s precise jabbing snapping the head back one more time, and KIERNAN LOOKS HURT, that last punch driven straight into her nose to make her grunt out loud! The blonde stumbles back, her guard in disarray, giving Lily the chance to POUNCE! Vixen huffing and puffing away, fists drilled into the blonde’s body and around the arms, forcing Shipka to the side when a hook crashes into the side of her head, sending her REELING! Shipka has no defenses left in her arsenal, getting smacked around like a punching bag, until a final overhand right between the eyes SEALS THE DEAL! Blonde fighter goes flying off her feet, crashing onto her back with a groan! She looks up at the stadium lights, her eyes glazed over completely! Referee takes one look and WAVES the rest of this contest off! That’s it, folks!
Official Decision: Lily Collins defeats Kiernan Shipka via KO8!
AFTER:
Lily with a raise of her hand, looking spent, however. She hasn’t had a fight go this distance for a long while now.
Still, her eyes are wholly focused on Emma Watson, who’s seen climbing up the apron and sliding her way into the ring, that insufferable smirk etched on her face, begging to be slapped.
Lily bracing herself in her corner, hands on her hips but already shedding her gloves in case Hermione wants to brawl in front of a live studio audience. But no -- Emma gestures for a microphone from a ring official, before standing in the center of the ring and addressing the crowd:
“Let’s give it up for dear Lils!” Emma says, drawing a loud cheer from the home crowd. “Fifteen wins now in a row, is it? Too bad it’s all going to come to a grinding stop when Olivia floors you for a third time in two weeks.”
“What do you want, Twatson?” Lily can be heard shouting above the din of the crowd. “Unless you want an ass-kicking, I’d suggest you get out of my ring.”
“Tut tut, such language,” Emma says with a smile. “I’m here to wish you all the best, and to tell you this: no matter how many fights you win, how hard you try, you’ll never be able to beat my record.”
The Harry Potter starlet turns back to face the audience. “I’m less than ten fights away from entering the Hall-of-Fame, while poor Lils is still floundering and stuck in the weeds. You guys are looking at a future Hall-of-Famer, someone who fully deserves to be inducted!”
Lily is seen absolutely STEAMING in the corner, fists clenched and eyebrows narrowed. For a moment, she plans to march forward, grab the insolent wench by the back of her hair and toss her out of the ring. But she’s held back by Corey Saucier, and even Kate Beckinsale has entered the ring, escorting Emma out of it before things get too wild.
“See you soon, Lils,” Emma says with a final wink and nod. "Maybe I'll get you to give my induction speech!"
And the rest of the afternoon event ends with both women receiving cheers and jeers from the crowd, who are expecting another showdown to happen sooner rather than later.