Post by HBO's Boxing At The Asylum on Sept 30, 2022 21:33:36 GMT -6
BEFORE:
"I've got to admit, I'm surprised to be getting this invitation," says Kendra with a smile. "I've messed up Front Street's plans before, and, clearly they have plans for this girl at JMD. And, I'm JUST the girl to set those back quite a way."
"Oh, Kat's told me all ABOUT Kendra," says Billie with a nod. "I'll be ready for her. And, I'm going to take her out of there."
ROUND ONE:
O'Dell: "Back at ringside and that's..."
McCarthy: "I want to go on record as protesting having to be subjected to this PEARL HARBORING..."
Tess: "They'll turn your mic back on if you stop swearing, Mac..."
McCarthy: "...is freaking HBO! This isn't the Disney Channel!"
O'Dell: "A-HEM! If we can get back to it! That's 'Just Like You' by Three Day's Grace, and here comes Kendra Wilkinson..."
Cassie: "And, Kendra definitely has a history at JMD..."
McCarthy: "She also has a history as a Pearl Harboring COWARD!"
O'Dell: "Wilkinson into the ring and helped off with the robe, and the crowd popping for the blonde beauty in that blue number she likes..."
McCarthy: "OVERRATED!"
O'Dell: "And, that's 'You Should See Me In A Crown' you hear behind us, and here comes the singer of that tune, 'Buxom' Billie Eilish!"
Tess: "Billie off to quite the start in her Front Street career, but the flyweight division here is croweded and she definitely wants to keep the momentum going..."
O'Dell: "Eilish into the ring and helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve, and Billie in that emerald number is getting quite the reaction as well. Ladies about ready to go. Time for some picks. Tess likes Billie. Mac?"
McCarthy: "Eilish is going to BABIFY that yellow-bellied COWARD. And, if she DOESN'T, I WILL!"
O'Dell: "Cassie?"
Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"
O'Dell: "Unanimous in the third and Eilish right after Kendra and she won't have to look hard to find her. Older woman ready to bang in there and both fighters going RACK right now, hammering away at the jugs less than a minute into this thing. GOOD right from Kendra upstairs and Billie responds..."
Tess: "Both of these fighters want a short night..."
O'Dell: "That's definitely the plan for both fighters as they are going ALL IN here in the first round. Kendra hooking some body, then going back to the rack. Billie hooking jug and WOBBLING KENDRA WITH A LEFT HOOK! Wilkinson wide eyed and BILLIE GOES RACK, hup-hupping the older woman then DROPPING HER WITH A RIGHT HAND!"
McCarthy: "YES! YES! STAY DOWN YOU COWARD!"
Cassie (singing): "Turn out the liiiggghhhhtttsss. The party's ohhhhverrrrr..."
O'Dell: "Billie to a neutral corner. Kendra down on her left side, not moving at all. Count at three. Four. Five. But this is going to be academic. Six. Seven. Eight. Wilkinson both down and OUT. Nine. TEN! It's OVER! And your winner by KO1 in lightning strike fashion is 'Buxom' Billie Eilish!"
AFTER:
O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"
Tess: "I have our winner, Billie Eilish, and, Billie, once again, you wasted no time in there..."
Billie (nodding): "I thought she might come straight at me. And, I don't back down from anyone. You want to throw hands? We'll throw hands."
Tess: "Second straight JMD fight for you. Is this the direction you'll be going?"
Billie (shaking her head): "Not exclusively. I'm definitely going to keep pushing at the flyweight title, and, there's beach work in my future. Lots of different ways to go, and I'm game for any of them."
"I've got to admit, I'm surprised to be getting this invitation," says Kendra with a smile. "I've messed up Front Street's plans before, and, clearly they have plans for this girl at JMD. And, I'm JUST the girl to set those back quite a way."
"Oh, Kat's told me all ABOUT Kendra," says Billie with a nod. "I'll be ready for her. And, I'm going to take her out of there."
ROUND ONE:
O'Dell: "Back at ringside and that's..."
McCarthy: "I want to go on record as protesting having to be subjected to this PEARL HARBORING..."
Tess: "They'll turn your mic back on if you stop swearing, Mac..."
McCarthy: "...is freaking HBO! This isn't the Disney Channel!"
O'Dell: "A-HEM! If we can get back to it! That's 'Just Like You' by Three Day's Grace, and here comes Kendra Wilkinson..."
Cassie: "And, Kendra definitely has a history at JMD..."
McCarthy: "She also has a history as a Pearl Harboring COWARD!"
O'Dell: "Wilkinson into the ring and helped off with the robe, and the crowd popping for the blonde beauty in that blue number she likes..."
McCarthy: "OVERRATED!"
O'Dell: "And, that's 'You Should See Me In A Crown' you hear behind us, and here comes the singer of that tune, 'Buxom' Billie Eilish!"
Tess: "Billie off to quite the start in her Front Street career, but the flyweight division here is croweded and she definitely wants to keep the momentum going..."
O'Dell: "Eilish into the ring and helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve, and Billie in that emerald number is getting quite the reaction as well. Ladies about ready to go. Time for some picks. Tess likes Billie. Mac?"
McCarthy: "Eilish is going to BABIFY that yellow-bellied COWARD. And, if she DOESN'T, I WILL!"
O'Dell: "Cassie?"
Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"
O'Dell: "Unanimous in the third and Eilish right after Kendra and she won't have to look hard to find her. Older woman ready to bang in there and both fighters going RACK right now, hammering away at the jugs less than a minute into this thing. GOOD right from Kendra upstairs and Billie responds..."
Tess: "Both of these fighters want a short night..."
O'Dell: "That's definitely the plan for both fighters as they are going ALL IN here in the first round. Kendra hooking some body, then going back to the rack. Billie hooking jug and WOBBLING KENDRA WITH A LEFT HOOK! Wilkinson wide eyed and BILLIE GOES RACK, hup-hupping the older woman then DROPPING HER WITH A RIGHT HAND!"
McCarthy: "YES! YES! STAY DOWN YOU COWARD!"
Cassie (singing): "Turn out the liiiggghhhhtttsss. The party's ohhhhverrrrr..."
O'Dell: "Billie to a neutral corner. Kendra down on her left side, not moving at all. Count at three. Four. Five. But this is going to be academic. Six. Seven. Eight. Wilkinson both down and OUT. Nine. TEN! It's OVER! And your winner by KO1 in lightning strike fashion is 'Buxom' Billie Eilish!"
AFTER:
O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"
Tess: "I have our winner, Billie Eilish, and, Billie, once again, you wasted no time in there..."
Billie (nodding): "I thought she might come straight at me. And, I don't back down from anyone. You want to throw hands? We'll throw hands."
Tess: "Second straight JMD fight for you. Is this the direction you'll be going?"
Billie (shaking her head): "Not exclusively. I'm definitely going to keep pushing at the flyweight title, and, there's beach work in my future. Lots of different ways to go, and I'm game for any of them."