Sienna Miller vs. Angelina Jolie

Before the bell “I was stunned when Olivia called and asked me to face one of her girls. Sienna has had a pretty good career, but she tends to gravitate towards easier opponents. If you look at her record, she’s stellar against the mid carders, but bell below .500 against the premier names. In all honesty she’s not even the fourth best girl in her stable, much less the division. I’ll gladly knock her out tonight and take my cut of the bounty on her head” states a confident Angelina Jolie. “Olivia is a witch, and I will deal with her in due time. For now, I have to focus on Angelina. She’s a dangerous fighter and I’m looking forward to knocking her ass out” responds Sienna Miller.

Angelina comes out first escorted by Olivia Wilde. She disrobes to reveal a black bikini top and white trunks with matching white gloves and boots. Jolie opts to keep her hair swept back in a high ponytail. Siena comes out next escorted by Jaime Pressly. She disrobes to reveal a dueling black bikini top and white trucks with matching white gloves and boots. Miller also opts to keep her hair swept back in a ponytail. During the refs instructions Angelina leans over to Olivia as she whispers something in her ear before both begin to laugh. Sienna charges towards the pair ashen-faced and has to be restrained by Jaime as she’s dragged back to her corner to await the opening bell.

R1: Angelina quickly utilizes her height and legs early on as she lets Sienna come to her, keeping her gloves high as she deflects the blonde's punches and begins to get an idea of her strength and timing as she withstands a torrential barrage of jabs as Miller tries to work her way inside. AJ chuckles to herself as her pre fight insults look to have gotten in her foes head as the starlet begins to tire herself out on Jolie’s guard, leaving her open to a right hook that slides through Sienna’s defenses and blasts her on the chin, sending a stunned Miller stumbling back into the ropes as she covers up earmuff. Jolie wades her way inside, taunting her foe as she lunges in and out, leading with the left jab before pelting the blonde’s core with compact hooks. AJ is clearly enjoying having a smaller girl at her mercy as she chooses to torment her wounded foe rather than attempt to finish her off, keeping her bewildered blonde trapped on the ropes as she desperately tries to keep the brunette at a distance until the bell sounds to end the first.

R2: Angelina rises off her stool with a smirk, working her way forward behind her blistering left jab, using her nearly four inch reach advantage to keep her blonde at a distance and control the pace of action. Miller’s unused to being at the continued mercy of an opposing jab and as the round goes on her frustration is apparent as she absorbs an increasing number of clean shots off her forehead as she tries to work her way inside. Jolie is loving it as her foe’s discipline unravels, taunting her blonde forward before splitting her mitts with a straight left that sends a dazed Sienna stumbling backwards into the ropes behind her mitts. AJ is in quick pursuit, slicing her way through Miller’s shoddy guard with a hellacious barrage of right hooks and left crosses with the stray jab to the shoulder to keep her besieged girl in place. Angelina plays to the crowd as she drops her hands low to taunt her foe before slamming a right hook into her belly. Sienna sobbing aloud as she wearily reaches forward to clinch, but she denied any reprieve as Angelina launches her into the cables with a brutal left uppercut that sends Miller’s mouthpiece flying into the air as she bounces off the cables and drops to her knees right in front of her tormentress! AJ raises her mitts as she retreats to the neutral corner, turning as the official begins to count. Sienna’s head is buried in her chest as the count hits two, reaching for the second strand at five as the time keeper bats out the ten second warning, the blond somehow manages to use the ropes to drag herself up at eight as she turns to the official before he waives Angelina back in. AJ showing no mercy charging into her foe and swiveling her head before the bell sounds to end the second. Jolie screams at the ref to end it as Sienna leans destitute against the cables before Jaime leads her back to the Empire corner. Pressly having a heck of a time reviving her girl as she was clearly saved by the bell, she somehow brings her girl around as Jolie’s tantrum prevents the official from looking her over.

R3: Angie up before the bell, thudding her gloves together as she jumps up and down eagerly awaiting the opportunity to further punish her blonde. As the bell sounds the leggy brunette gallops into her foe and blasts her back into the ropes with a lightning fast flurry of hooks and jabs. The official is looking on closely as AJ lets Sienna have it with both barrels, ripping lefts and rights into her belly and flanks as the blonde desperately crouches to protect her aching core. Jolie lets her hands go as she seeks a career changing win, punching downwards over Miller’s guard before slicing a right hook through it that busts the blonde's lip wide open. Sienna looks to be going out on her feet, yet she somehow manages to duck beneath a booming left and pull Angelina in for a clinch. Jolie smirks, as Miller holds on desperately, leaning down and jutting her mouth open to seemingly kiss her foe and steal a few drops of the blood that’s trickling down her lower lip. The blonde is powerless to resist as her eyes well up, but this act brings the official in to separate the pair and buy her a few precious moments until the bell rings. AJ has taken the lead if not the fight out of her girl through three hellacious rounds. Between rounds Jaime Pressly slaps Sienna in the face and threatens to throw in the towel if she doesn’t listen. As Miller looks upwards towards her Jaime instructs Sienna to calm down and let AJ come to her rather than get picked apart trying to charge in, or let her get in her head, closing with “Bait her in and brawl, she might have the reach and legs to run, but that long and lean torso will cost her on the inside.”

R4: Sienna heeds Jaime’s advice as she sets up at the ropes, eating several blistering jabs as she waits for Jolie to close in, grimacing as she takes a hook to the ribs, but once Angelina closes in, the blonde quickly leans in close with her forehead on AJ’s chest as she jerks compact right hooks into her ribs, followed by thudding uppercuts to the belly. Jolie hating it, trying to ride out the storm and retreat back to the outside as she wraps her arms around Miller’s and tries to spin her around as Pressly howls at her girl to maintain control. Despite the brutal beating she endured earlier, Sienna is still fresh and sharp enough to stick her leg out to prevent Angelina from spinning free, freezing the reeling brunette in place and leaving her vulnerable to a right hook that blasts the actress in the mouth and into the ropes. The round ends with Angie covering up earmuff as the blonde helps herself to her exposed body. Between rounds Olivia gives Jolie an earful as she tries to catch her breath, sweat trickling down her drenched top down her abs and pooling on the canvas between her feet.

R5: Now it’s AJ who’s setting up at the ropes as the starlet tries to shake off the cobwebs from the fourth and regain control. Sienna has something else in mind as she takes a left hook off her hip and counters with a compact uppercut that blasts Angelina in her chin and sends her bouncing off the ropes. AJ gets her mitts up, but she’s a split second too late as Miller connects with a brutal left hook that busts the brunette’s lower lip and nearly drops her to the canvas. Jolie covering up earmuff, trying to protect her face as the blonde blasts her in the solar plexus with a pair of right hooks to force AJ’s hands down before splitting her guard with a sickening pair of hooks that bobble the starlets head, followed by a right uppercut just above Angelina’s trunks that drops the battered actress to all fours! Sienna bellowing down at her foe as she’s dragged to the neutral corner by the official who quickly returns to start the count. Jolie is in absolute agony as her mouthpiece dribbles out of her mouth to the canvas as she presses her forehead to the canvas and clutches her belly. She doesn’t make an effort to rise as she sobs aloud as the count hits ten! KO 5 Sienna Miller!

Sienna hugs Jaime in the Empire corner as Olivia Wilde storms out of Angelina’s corner and retreats to her office in the back, seething as her plan to get rid of Miller before her 100th fight seems to be falling apart from the start. AJ is in agony as her seconds help her to her stool, breathing heavily as she gets her bearings. Before long AJ manages to shake it off as she flips off Sienna once her gloves are removed. Her seconds are clearly earning their paychecks tonight as they are forced to restrain Angelina to keep her from flying out of her corner as she demands another go. Miller ignores her as she leaves the ring smirking, up 1-0 against Olivia.