Jessica Lowndes versus Debby Ryan (JMD)

Jugs of Mass Destruction
Jessica Lowndes vs Debby Ryan
(Lioness Club of America vs FCBA Independent)
(55-33-1, 54 KO vs 10-23, 10 KO)
JMD Value: 32C (Natural) vs 32C (Natural)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: It's been a while since Jessica Lowndes last took part in JMD rules but she's back for another try based on the informal jug muggin' rankings that placed her outside of the Top 40 based on Carnation's ELO points system:

"That's a frickin' disgrace! How can anyone rate me this low? It's a travesty! I almost feel sorry for Debby Ryan now, I'm gonna totally beat her jugs into a pulp! Angry Lowndes is Elite Lowndes! Mark my frickin' words, people!"

Meanwhile Debby Ryan finds herself in the same no-man's land occupied by Miley Cyrus and some other former Disney/Nickelodeon teenage queens who have fallen out of match-making favor now that they're close to turning 30 years old. Debby lost the GBS management earlier this season but she vows to remind everyone she's not exactly a tomato can and she beat the highly-touted Asian prospect Jade Rasif back in April so there is some hope the Alabama native might upset the Canadian foe tonight.

Jessica Lowndes wears a turquoise bikini set & black gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a sleek ponytail. Debby Ryan wears a light blue bikini set & silver gloves. Long light brown hair tied in a curled ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds. JMD rules apply.

Round 1:
Debby knows the slugging pounce is coming so she hopes to beat Jessica to the punch as both women engage in a furious exchange in the center of the ring. They give each other no quarter whatsoever here but Debby gets the better punches in to lift the Canadian's rack in more promising fashion before a left hook on the mouth stuns Lowndes and drops her on the heels. Woof! Debby catches the early fire and rolls from there pounding the briefly stunned opponent onto the ropes. It doesn't take much to gain a clear advantage in the process and Ryan piles on more juice to overwhelm the older brunette into a disappointing earmuff cover. Don't see that too often with Lowndes and Debby cranks up the heat by blowing into her guts as well. She cripples the Lioness Alpha into visible spasms and yells at her to open up so she can smash more leather into her jugs. Jessica ignores that command and prefers to clinch the former Disney queen into a stalemate.

Round 2:
Debby feels she can truly expose Jessica's jug muggin' rustiness but has to slug it out of the Canadian foe and she just can't follow through with superior results during the opening minute. Lowndes looked hurt at the end of the first but she responds in style here as she blows several uppercuts to test the strenght of Ryan's 32C set. The action becomes very even but that's what the crowd enjoys the most as both brunettes punish each other in the proverbial phone booth before Jessica bounces off the American's breasts and carries a heavy uppercut into her jaw. Debby slumps on her heels and gets battered from the inside thereafter as Lowndes backs her onto the ropes and glues her mitts into the open target. Ryan refuses to cave behind a desperate earmuff but it only results in her taking more hits; Lowndes cleans up her rack and leaves her gasping for air at the bell.

Round 3:
Jessica scampers across the boards and lets it rip into the younger brunette's cleavage. Debby tries to hang on with some east/west response to squeeze the Canadian rack but eventually breaks down under pressure when Lowndes drills through the solar plexus and drops the Alabama woman into loud spasms. Uh-oh! Debby is really feeling the hear now as Jessica rolls out the uppercut cannons and she beats the fellow 32C rack back & forth until RYAN CRASHES ONTO HER KNEES simply unable to live with the frantic onslaught anymore! Jessica yells out in delight and struts back to her corner where she tells Eva Mendes it's all over... except it's not! Debby somehow battles through and aches to rise to her feet at eight and the ref lets her back in the fight... Jessica hits the full anger mode though and pulverizes the otherwise hurting opponent to drive her onto the ropes where she connects with more vicious uppercuts to pound Debby into stupor. Uh-oh! Even Erin Andrews in the booth loses count of the unanswered punches Jessica lands into the American's cleavage and the REF HAS TO STEP IN to halt the beating with Debby collapsing into his arms in deadmeat fashion. TKO3 Jessica Lowndes!!!

AFTER: Great jug muggin' comeback for the former champion who gets her gloves removed while Debby has to lay down on the boards in order to catch her breath. Ref doesn't escort her back to her corner and gets out of harm's way when Jessica approaches the fallen rival to mount her for the customary breast smother. However Debby gets slapped across her face first and is forced to admit Jessica IS the better woman before the 32C tandem buries her away for another count. Jessica decides to stick with the smother long after Debby loses her consciousness but declines to answer if she's looking for a new single cover photo material...

Vanessa Hudgens on twitter: "Don't tell me this #### is a singer too?" #Fake #LowndesSux #NessaRulez

Rumours about the upcoming Queendom circle around the Lioness entourage with Jessica open to double down on tonight's victory: "What is my ELO ranking now? Don't tell me I'm up to #35 or something? Do I need to batter more of these sluts? Whatever it takes I'll frickin' do it! This is an open season like it or not!"

Official Result: Jessica Lowndes def. Debby Ryan TKO3.