Post by Lookout! Boxing on Sept 30, 2022 19:52:20 GMT -6
Tale of the Tape:
Katrina Bowden (1-9-0, 1 KO)
5'9, 34 years old
vs.
Audrina Patridge (0-7-0, 0 KO)
5'7, 37 years old
(Written by Celebrity Wrestling Federation/Results by Lookout!)
Intro:
"AND NOW! Making her eleventh appearance in the ring, her first as a managed fighter under the Celebrity Wrestling Federation flag. Please welcome the Wyckoff, New Jersey native, standing 5 foot 9, weighing in at 125 pounds, KATRINA BOWWWWDEN!!"
The Celebrity Wrestling Federation was quickly becoming home to a number of reclamation projects; the latest trio making their CWF debut in this very September PPV. While she didn't have quite the chasmic hole to dig herself out of when compared to fellow stablemates, Victoria Justice and Sara Jean Underwood, Katrina Bowden had just a lone win to her name. Reaching all the way back into the vault of 2014, Bowden managed to outlast the equally hapless Anne Hathaway for her only career victory.
One of the few fighters whose resume wouldn't loom large in the face of Bowden's was her opponent, Audrina Patridge. The former reality TV star sported a paltry winless record (0-7-0), teaming up with Bowden for perhaps the least inspired bout on the card. At least the two were lookers, and Bowden appeared to have a sense of humor and realization that showmanship was the name of the game. Proudly dawning the Celebrity Wrestling Federation's lewd, borderline-unusable standard attire, Bowden confidently gloved up in her corner while a few trainers kept her tucked into her garb through the shadow boxing routine. Bowden's pert, glistening chest was wrapped tightly in a thin-banded pale pink tube top, her golden stems split by a cheeky string thong that peeked out just below the frayed edge of her rising skirt. Patridge met the blonde's sex-appeal challenge with a sporty black one-piece microkini, her heavy chest tough to contain as she limbered in her corner.
Round 1:
The first round was perhaps more technical than might have been expected; at least effort-wise. Bowden's movement was sharp, even if her striking left something to be desired. The blonde darted and closed on Patridge repeatedly with heavy, sweeping overhands. Though they lacked the same devastation that might be showcased later on in the evening, Patridge didn't have the chin to wear them; wobbled by an early left hand that battered through her guard and found her rosy cheek. The cornerless Patridge was contrastingly a ship lost at sea. She showed some serious heart to survive somewhat of an opening thrashing, but squeezed in little offense herself beyond discarding the lanky Bowden every time the blonde pulled into a clinch. The round closed with a flurry from Katrina that touched up Audrina's vulnerable belly, ripping a pair of biting uppercuts into her pierced navel and doubling the brunette for a thundering shot to the other side of her ribs just before the bell. Strong start for Bowden, who took the round 10-9.
Round 2:
With a little more meat on her bones, Audrina found that even when the majority of Katrina's efforts found their mark, the damage wasn't significant enough to force her to totally shell up as she had in the first. Much to the surprise of Kat's corner, Patridge erased a thumping combination from Bowden with a single answer of her own; a looping shot to the sternum that buckled Bowden. Katrina's knees knocked as her delicate abdomen was pierced by a heart-stopper from Patridge, allowing the brunette to take the leash and control the blonde for the remainder of the second.
Backing the rangier blonde off with a little punching power, Audrina quickly surpassed Katrina's meager offensive output from the first and bludgeoned Bowden with a convoy of body shots that slowly broke her down. A left hook to the hip bent the sinewy blonde and set her up for a pair of sharp jabs to the cheek, spilling her into the ropes just as the bell sounded and saved her ass. It was a narrow win for Patridge, 10-9, but felt like the start of something more significant.
Round 3:
Bowden looked as though she was trudging through mud as the third round began; unable to tag a rejuvenated Patridge despite some precarious attempts to do so, leaving her incredibly vulnerable. Patridge was quick to punish the blonde, parrying a ticklish left that narrowly missed and slugging Bowden square in the temple with a thumping left hand that threw off the blonde's already unsteady footing. A cornered Bowden temporarily backed Audrina off with a pair of rattling rights that found her chin, but the brunette waded right back in for more before delivering a meaty left cross to the tits. Bowden didn't possess quite the same padding as Patridge, yelping as she skittered into the corner swaddling her chest. Despite her team's incessant urging, Bowden had little room to do anything more than turtle as Audrina pressed her advantage; the blonde's taut belly rippling as Patridge slung merciless gut punches into her crunching belly. Katrina's towering frame sagged nearly to a seat against the corner ropes as her abdomen was hounded with leather, her ribs showing cherry red marks by the time the round ended and Patridge was peeled off by the official. Another strong round for the brunette, 10-9.
Round 4:
Frustrated with their fighter's inactivity, Katrina's corner hit the reset button on their strategy; slowing the fight down with a heavy dose of range and clinch. Bowden got her feet involved for the first time since the first round, darting in and out of Patridge's territory before Audrina could ready her clubs and further test the blonde's susceptible midsection. The hardest and cleanest shots of the round came after a near miss from Audrina; allowing Bowden to lean into a sweeping right hand that clapped against the brunette's turned cheek with an echoing thud and wobbled her. Katrina didn't follow many of her successes, instead opting to win the percentage battle, keeping her oppressive range and slowly whittling away at Audrina's defenses. Bowden levels the fight with another 10-9 round.
Round 5:
With her beaming smile having returned thanks to some newfound success, Katrina opened the fifth with a driving shot to the chops that squeaked right through Audrina's forearms, snapping the brunette's chin backwards and blowing up her guard. Patridge stumbled backwards on heavy heels, her arms pinwheeling as Katrina threw caution to the wind and strode forward before coiling a heavy right high above her head. With Katrina mid-throw, Audrina slung a sidewinding right hand into the bottom of Bowden's exposed ribs, buckling the blonde and causing her finisher to fall well short. Katrina throatily wheezed as her tummy crunched, gawkily drifting right into a matching left hook that bludgeoned her side. Bowden's features twisted as she pirouette halfway around, mewling before she careened clumsily into the corner at her back, crippled by a devastating liver-shot. It took a minor miracle for Bowden to remain upright, propped by the ropes as Audrina lunged forward practically catching the nearly-felled blonde.
Katrina spit her mouthpiece to the canvas in order to gulp down an unobstructed breath, wailing as Patridge straightened her back up with a body-to-body embrace. The hunched blonde got a face-full of Audrina's cleavage as Patridge tried to crane Katrina's slouching frame to open up her belly for more punishment, awkwardly stapling and grating Bowden against the corner ropes. Probing shots to the navel further gutted a helpless Bowden, bending her at the waist just enough to repeatedly sneak an uppercut toward the cheek. Patridge's chesty pressure wore on Bowden as she was dissected against the ropes, stalling out the rest of the round but taking immense damage in the process. Bowden is in deep trouble as Patridge takes the round, 10-8.
Round 6:
Bowden's posture was worrying as she shuffled out for the sixth, her shoulders hunched as if to protect her lower belly, walled up behind her forearms but leaving her chin exposed. With her right arm hanging low to protect her ribs, Katrina adopted a rather unorthodox stance by extending her left hand to keep Patridge at bay, face-washing a confounded Audrina with her length. Patridge fought off a pair of rabbit punches from Katrina's left, her vision somewhat shielded by Bowden's frantic waving as she circled away from pressure, trying to dip forward for a rising hook to Bowden's wounded belly.
Just as Patridge dashed left, Katrina uncorked her loaded right hand, sinking her gloved fist right into Audrina's dipping chin, flickering the brunette's lights. Patridge's frame stiffened, teetering on her heels before Bowden followed with a sweeping left hand that gashed her temple, slinging Audrina to the canvas with a heavy crash. The brunette unraveled spread eagle, absolutely stunned by Bowden's right, sloshing with convulsions before being waved off by the official.
"And your winner, by KO in Round 6, KATRIINNNAAAAAA BOWWWWWDEN!!!!"
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Katrina Bowden (1-9-0, 1 KO)
5'9, 34 years old
vs.
Audrina Patridge (0-7-0, 0 KO)
5'7, 37 years old
(Written by Celebrity Wrestling Federation/Results by Lookout!)
Intro:
"AND NOW! Making her eleventh appearance in the ring, her first as a managed fighter under the Celebrity Wrestling Federation flag. Please welcome the Wyckoff, New Jersey native, standing 5 foot 9, weighing in at 125 pounds, KATRINA BOWWWWDEN!!"
The Celebrity Wrestling Federation was quickly becoming home to a number of reclamation projects; the latest trio making their CWF debut in this very September PPV. While she didn't have quite the chasmic hole to dig herself out of when compared to fellow stablemates, Victoria Justice and Sara Jean Underwood, Katrina Bowden had just a lone win to her name. Reaching all the way back into the vault of 2014, Bowden managed to outlast the equally hapless Anne Hathaway for her only career victory.
One of the few fighters whose resume wouldn't loom large in the face of Bowden's was her opponent, Audrina Patridge. The former reality TV star sported a paltry winless record (0-7-0), teaming up with Bowden for perhaps the least inspired bout on the card. At least the two were lookers, and Bowden appeared to have a sense of humor and realization that showmanship was the name of the game. Proudly dawning the Celebrity Wrestling Federation's lewd, borderline-unusable standard attire, Bowden confidently gloved up in her corner while a few trainers kept her tucked into her garb through the shadow boxing routine. Bowden's pert, glistening chest was wrapped tightly in a thin-banded pale pink tube top, her golden stems split by a cheeky string thong that peeked out just below the frayed edge of her rising skirt. Patridge met the blonde's sex-appeal challenge with a sporty black one-piece microkini, her heavy chest tough to contain as she limbered in her corner.
Round 1:
The first round was perhaps more technical than might have been expected; at least effort-wise. Bowden's movement was sharp, even if her striking left something to be desired. The blonde darted and closed on Patridge repeatedly with heavy, sweeping overhands. Though they lacked the same devastation that might be showcased later on in the evening, Patridge didn't have the chin to wear them; wobbled by an early left hand that battered through her guard and found her rosy cheek. The cornerless Patridge was contrastingly a ship lost at sea. She showed some serious heart to survive somewhat of an opening thrashing, but squeezed in little offense herself beyond discarding the lanky Bowden every time the blonde pulled into a clinch. The round closed with a flurry from Katrina that touched up Audrina's vulnerable belly, ripping a pair of biting uppercuts into her pierced navel and doubling the brunette for a thundering shot to the other side of her ribs just before the bell. Strong start for Bowden, who took the round 10-9.
Round 2:
With a little more meat on her bones, Audrina found that even when the majority of Katrina's efforts found their mark, the damage wasn't significant enough to force her to totally shell up as she had in the first. Much to the surprise of Kat's corner, Patridge erased a thumping combination from Bowden with a single answer of her own; a looping shot to the sternum that buckled Bowden. Katrina's knees knocked as her delicate abdomen was pierced by a heart-stopper from Patridge, allowing the brunette to take the leash and control the blonde for the remainder of the second.
Backing the rangier blonde off with a little punching power, Audrina quickly surpassed Katrina's meager offensive output from the first and bludgeoned Bowden with a convoy of body shots that slowly broke her down. A left hook to the hip bent the sinewy blonde and set her up for a pair of sharp jabs to the cheek, spilling her into the ropes just as the bell sounded and saved her ass. It was a narrow win for Patridge, 10-9, but felt like the start of something more significant.
Round 3:
Bowden looked as though she was trudging through mud as the third round began; unable to tag a rejuvenated Patridge despite some precarious attempts to do so, leaving her incredibly vulnerable. Patridge was quick to punish the blonde, parrying a ticklish left that narrowly missed and slugging Bowden square in the temple with a thumping left hand that threw off the blonde's already unsteady footing. A cornered Bowden temporarily backed Audrina off with a pair of rattling rights that found her chin, but the brunette waded right back in for more before delivering a meaty left cross to the tits. Bowden didn't possess quite the same padding as Patridge, yelping as she skittered into the corner swaddling her chest. Despite her team's incessant urging, Bowden had little room to do anything more than turtle as Audrina pressed her advantage; the blonde's taut belly rippling as Patridge slung merciless gut punches into her crunching belly. Katrina's towering frame sagged nearly to a seat against the corner ropes as her abdomen was hounded with leather, her ribs showing cherry red marks by the time the round ended and Patridge was peeled off by the official. Another strong round for the brunette, 10-9.
Round 4:
Frustrated with their fighter's inactivity, Katrina's corner hit the reset button on their strategy; slowing the fight down with a heavy dose of range and clinch. Bowden got her feet involved for the first time since the first round, darting in and out of Patridge's territory before Audrina could ready her clubs and further test the blonde's susceptible midsection. The hardest and cleanest shots of the round came after a near miss from Audrina; allowing Bowden to lean into a sweeping right hand that clapped against the brunette's turned cheek with an echoing thud and wobbled her. Katrina didn't follow many of her successes, instead opting to win the percentage battle, keeping her oppressive range and slowly whittling away at Audrina's defenses. Bowden levels the fight with another 10-9 round.
Round 5:
With her beaming smile having returned thanks to some newfound success, Katrina opened the fifth with a driving shot to the chops that squeaked right through Audrina's forearms, snapping the brunette's chin backwards and blowing up her guard. Patridge stumbled backwards on heavy heels, her arms pinwheeling as Katrina threw caution to the wind and strode forward before coiling a heavy right high above her head. With Katrina mid-throw, Audrina slung a sidewinding right hand into the bottom of Bowden's exposed ribs, buckling the blonde and causing her finisher to fall well short. Katrina throatily wheezed as her tummy crunched, gawkily drifting right into a matching left hook that bludgeoned her side. Bowden's features twisted as she pirouette halfway around, mewling before she careened clumsily into the corner at her back, crippled by a devastating liver-shot. It took a minor miracle for Bowden to remain upright, propped by the ropes as Audrina lunged forward practically catching the nearly-felled blonde.
Katrina spit her mouthpiece to the canvas in order to gulp down an unobstructed breath, wailing as Patridge straightened her back up with a body-to-body embrace. The hunched blonde got a face-full of Audrina's cleavage as Patridge tried to crane Katrina's slouching frame to open up her belly for more punishment, awkwardly stapling and grating Bowden against the corner ropes. Probing shots to the navel further gutted a helpless Bowden, bending her at the waist just enough to repeatedly sneak an uppercut toward the cheek. Patridge's chesty pressure wore on Bowden as she was dissected against the ropes, stalling out the rest of the round but taking immense damage in the process. Bowden is in deep trouble as Patridge takes the round, 10-8.
Round 6:
Bowden's posture was worrying as she shuffled out for the sixth, her shoulders hunched as if to protect her lower belly, walled up behind her forearms but leaving her chin exposed. With her right arm hanging low to protect her ribs, Katrina adopted a rather unorthodox stance by extending her left hand to keep Patridge at bay, face-washing a confounded Audrina with her length. Patridge fought off a pair of rabbit punches from Katrina's left, her vision somewhat shielded by Bowden's frantic waving as she circled away from pressure, trying to dip forward for a rising hook to Bowden's wounded belly.
Just as Patridge dashed left, Katrina uncorked her loaded right hand, sinking her gloved fist right into Audrina's dipping chin, flickering the brunette's lights. Patridge's frame stiffened, teetering on her heels before Bowden followed with a sweeping left hand that gashed her temple, slinging Audrina to the canvas with a heavy crash. The brunette unraveled spread eagle, absolutely stunned by Bowden's right, sloshing with convulsions before being waved off by the official.
"And your winner, by KO in Round 6, KATRIINNNAAAAAA BOWWWWWDEN!!!!"
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