Post by Lookout! Boxing on Sept 30, 2022 19:40:26 GMT -6
Tale of the Tape:
Stana Katic (12-3-0, 12 KO)
5'9, 44 years old
vs.
Natalie Roser (0-4-0, 0 KO)
5'11, 32 years old
(Written by Celebrity Wrestling Federation/Results by Lookout!)
Intro:
"AND NOW! Making her sixteenth appearance in the ring, her eleventh as a managed fighter under the Celebrity Wrestling Federation flag. Please welcome the Hamilton, Ontario native, standing 5 foot 9, weighing in at 125 pounds, STANAAAAA KAAAAAATIC!!"
Coming off a tremendous Pool Play effort while advancing in the ongoing Jaguar Tournament, Stana Katic had found herself right at home matched up against another skyscraper blonde. Having recently felled Claudia Schiffer and Stacy Keibler, Katic looked to make it three in a row against the leggy Aussie, Natalie Roser. Despite being winless in four tries, Roser was an imposing specimen. A toned, springy 5'11, Roser's body didn't match her output thus far in her budding career. The blonde made her entrance in a nude-colored bikini, giggling as she passed behind the comparatively scantly-dressed Katic.
A welcome respite from battling wily 40-somethings, Katic was hoping to be rejuvenated by sparring with a relative fledgling before she continued on to the bracket portion of her stable's Tournament. Katic's lithe, slightly meatier frame was sculpted and bronzed to match Roser's, showing a bit more skin than the youngster as she dropped her robe. Katic craned her long stems and dipped into a quick crouching split, hiking up the waistband of her pale pink string thong before tying her braided pigtails back. The smile couldn't be wiped from Roser's lips as the two met for a chesty pre-fight staredown and glove tap; with the blonde's perkier pair suffocating and mushrooming Katic's teardropping B-cups flat to her sternum. This wasn't a JMDD match, but Roser was well equipped. A quick corrective shimmy of her thin-banded tube top and Katic strode forward in prediction of the bell, intent on wiping the grin from Natalie's face.
Round 1:
Not to say that Roser hadn't tasted anyone of Katic's caliber, but it had been quite a while since she'd nearly gone the distance with Taylor Hill. Unbothered by Roser's length, Katic stymied the enthusiastic blonde right from the drop, blocking off an opening rush from Natalie and answering with a resounding right hook that stopped her dead in her tracks. With a healthy fear of the brunette's right, Roser retreated into somewhat of a shell, shrinking away from using her reach and instead letting Katic get in far too close. Stana dictated their exchanges from that point forward, orbiting just inside Natalie's comfortability and tagging the flustered Roser with repeated close-quarters testers.
Roser's gawky strikes were far too slow and predictably-aimed, gunning for a knockout shot seemingly every time she threw. Katic on the other hand just poured leather into flesh every time she was afforded a clear lane of sight, chugging thumping rights into Natalie's sculpted belly from tight. With her back brushing the ropes and feeling the heat, Natalie scurried into a devastating left cross from Katic with the timer ticking down. Katic stacked another savage left-left-right combo to alternating temples at the bell, scoffing as Roser gave her a two-handed shove to the chest as they separated. Katic takes it by a wide margin, 10-8.
Round 2:
With the realization that she was in a dogfight, Natalie hunkered down in the second and displayed some impressive determination to govern the free airspace. Katic continued her vulture-like circling, but Roser did a much better job of warding off Stana's charges and punishing the brunette when she dared get too close. With Katic on the hunt looking to steal the round late, the brunette pushed forward and ripped a wild, sweeping left hand toward Roser's temple; only to have the blonde dip beneath it and thwack a meaty uppercut into the center of her sternum. Katic wobbled, but lunged through an exaggerated, mirroring right hand; her miss once again whisked away before Roser surged and drove a heavy stake through her heart.
Katic's heels knocked as she clumsily stumbled, her abdomen concaving as she palmed her pierced breast with one gloved hand, whimpering as she back-tracked. Roser pressured, but Katic didn't quite buckle, eventually settling for a tie-up that ended the round with Natalie making up some of her deficit. 10-9 Roser.
Round 3:
Having gained some key confidence, Natalie kept creeping toward a backpedaling Katic until she was able to wrangle the damaged brunette, pouring a couple sweeping right-left combinations of her own through Stana's shielded guard. Katic's temples rattled with seismic vibrations as Roser towered over the shrinking Ontario-native, pumping frenzied lefts into Katic's lower rib cage before trailing with another startling right to the jaw. Katic's spine bowed against the ropes as she was cornered by Roser, fending her off with a pair of sharp, tidy uppercuts to Natalie's tits before being overwhelmed again by another torrent. Roser emptied the tank, but found very few high-danger chances despite her efforts, spending the majority of the round thumping Katic's expertly-engineered guard. Still, Roser evens the fight with another 10-9 round.
Round 4:
Still gassed from the ending of the previous round, Natalie left her stool with an inopportune energy dip. With plenty of reserves after a dormant pair of rounds, Stana pounced, tearing into Roser and breaking her down with electric movement. The younger blonde was answerless as Katic wore out her left side, working every inch of flesh from her hip to her ear, keeping Natalie on the run for the better half of the round. Roser was reminded of Katic's frightening power as she continued to predictably circle, drifting right into a bulky left hand that whipped against her chin and drove her back into the corner. It was all Natalie could do to hold on to a thread, draping her longer limbs over a frustrated Katic and stalling out the last minute of the round. Katic right back on top, 10-9.
Round 5:
Whether from energy depletion or sheer damage, Roser struggled out of the gates in the fifth, her mouth hanging open as she sucked wind and avoided interaction altogether. Katic didn't need any more of an invitation as she quickly pushed through a warning club from Roser and challenged her intention, stapling herself to the blonde's hip and refusing to be backed off. Ducking her head and boring through Roser's taut midsection with a barrage of speedbag uppercuts, Katic cauterized the blonde's reach, trampling her abdomen until she drifted into positional trouble.
Roser was cut right down to Katic's height as she sagged against the ropes, opening herself up for a feeding frenzy as the brunette dug and churned for more, splitting Roser in two at the waist before elevating. Roser attempted to hug Katic tit-to-tit, but the brunette simply broke and torqued through a rising slug that erupted against the bottom of Natalie's clinched jaw. The blonde's eyes rolled in their sockets as her limbs noodled, wilting into Katic as the brunette pulled back and drove another stumpy left into Roser's lips. Natalie careened sideways and skid to her knees, fumbling with a single hand for the ropes before tipping flat on her belly, completely sprawled. Roser's hunched frame rocked with the labored effort to rise, eventually collapsing from all fours at the count of 8.
"And your winner, by KO in Round 5, STANA KAAAAAAAATIC!!!!"
Stana Katic (12-3-0, 12 KO)
5'9, 44 years old
vs.
Natalie Roser (0-4-0, 0 KO)
5'11, 32 years old
(Written by Celebrity Wrestling Federation/Results by Lookout!)
Intro:
"AND NOW! Making her sixteenth appearance in the ring, her eleventh as a managed fighter under the Celebrity Wrestling Federation flag. Please welcome the Hamilton, Ontario native, standing 5 foot 9, weighing in at 125 pounds, STANAAAAA KAAAAAATIC!!"
Coming off a tremendous Pool Play effort while advancing in the ongoing Jaguar Tournament, Stana Katic had found herself right at home matched up against another skyscraper blonde. Having recently felled Claudia Schiffer and Stacy Keibler, Katic looked to make it three in a row against the leggy Aussie, Natalie Roser. Despite being winless in four tries, Roser was an imposing specimen. A toned, springy 5'11, Roser's body didn't match her output thus far in her budding career. The blonde made her entrance in a nude-colored bikini, giggling as she passed behind the comparatively scantly-dressed Katic.
A welcome respite from battling wily 40-somethings, Katic was hoping to be rejuvenated by sparring with a relative fledgling before she continued on to the bracket portion of her stable's Tournament. Katic's lithe, slightly meatier frame was sculpted and bronzed to match Roser's, showing a bit more skin than the youngster as she dropped her robe. Katic craned her long stems and dipped into a quick crouching split, hiking up the waistband of her pale pink string thong before tying her braided pigtails back. The smile couldn't be wiped from Roser's lips as the two met for a chesty pre-fight staredown and glove tap; with the blonde's perkier pair suffocating and mushrooming Katic's teardropping B-cups flat to her sternum. This wasn't a JMDD match, but Roser was well equipped. A quick corrective shimmy of her thin-banded tube top and Katic strode forward in prediction of the bell, intent on wiping the grin from Natalie's face.
Round 1:
Not to say that Roser hadn't tasted anyone of Katic's caliber, but it had been quite a while since she'd nearly gone the distance with Taylor Hill. Unbothered by Roser's length, Katic stymied the enthusiastic blonde right from the drop, blocking off an opening rush from Natalie and answering with a resounding right hook that stopped her dead in her tracks. With a healthy fear of the brunette's right, Roser retreated into somewhat of a shell, shrinking away from using her reach and instead letting Katic get in far too close. Stana dictated their exchanges from that point forward, orbiting just inside Natalie's comfortability and tagging the flustered Roser with repeated close-quarters testers.
Roser's gawky strikes were far too slow and predictably-aimed, gunning for a knockout shot seemingly every time she threw. Katic on the other hand just poured leather into flesh every time she was afforded a clear lane of sight, chugging thumping rights into Natalie's sculpted belly from tight. With her back brushing the ropes and feeling the heat, Natalie scurried into a devastating left cross from Katic with the timer ticking down. Katic stacked another savage left-left-right combo to alternating temples at the bell, scoffing as Roser gave her a two-handed shove to the chest as they separated. Katic takes it by a wide margin, 10-8.
Round 2:
With the realization that she was in a dogfight, Natalie hunkered down in the second and displayed some impressive determination to govern the free airspace. Katic continued her vulture-like circling, but Roser did a much better job of warding off Stana's charges and punishing the brunette when she dared get too close. With Katic on the hunt looking to steal the round late, the brunette pushed forward and ripped a wild, sweeping left hand toward Roser's temple; only to have the blonde dip beneath it and thwack a meaty uppercut into the center of her sternum. Katic wobbled, but lunged through an exaggerated, mirroring right hand; her miss once again whisked away before Roser surged and drove a heavy stake through her heart.
Katic's heels knocked as she clumsily stumbled, her abdomen concaving as she palmed her pierced breast with one gloved hand, whimpering as she back-tracked. Roser pressured, but Katic didn't quite buckle, eventually settling for a tie-up that ended the round with Natalie making up some of her deficit. 10-9 Roser.
Round 3:
Having gained some key confidence, Natalie kept creeping toward a backpedaling Katic until she was able to wrangle the damaged brunette, pouring a couple sweeping right-left combinations of her own through Stana's shielded guard. Katic's temples rattled with seismic vibrations as Roser towered over the shrinking Ontario-native, pumping frenzied lefts into Katic's lower rib cage before trailing with another startling right to the jaw. Katic's spine bowed against the ropes as she was cornered by Roser, fending her off with a pair of sharp, tidy uppercuts to Natalie's tits before being overwhelmed again by another torrent. Roser emptied the tank, but found very few high-danger chances despite her efforts, spending the majority of the round thumping Katic's expertly-engineered guard. Still, Roser evens the fight with another 10-9 round.
Round 4:
Still gassed from the ending of the previous round, Natalie left her stool with an inopportune energy dip. With plenty of reserves after a dormant pair of rounds, Stana pounced, tearing into Roser and breaking her down with electric movement. The younger blonde was answerless as Katic wore out her left side, working every inch of flesh from her hip to her ear, keeping Natalie on the run for the better half of the round. Roser was reminded of Katic's frightening power as she continued to predictably circle, drifting right into a bulky left hand that whipped against her chin and drove her back into the corner. It was all Natalie could do to hold on to a thread, draping her longer limbs over a frustrated Katic and stalling out the last minute of the round. Katic right back on top, 10-9.
Round 5:
Whether from energy depletion or sheer damage, Roser struggled out of the gates in the fifth, her mouth hanging open as she sucked wind and avoided interaction altogether. Katic didn't need any more of an invitation as she quickly pushed through a warning club from Roser and challenged her intention, stapling herself to the blonde's hip and refusing to be backed off. Ducking her head and boring through Roser's taut midsection with a barrage of speedbag uppercuts, Katic cauterized the blonde's reach, trampling her abdomen until she drifted into positional trouble.
Roser was cut right down to Katic's height as she sagged against the ropes, opening herself up for a feeding frenzy as the brunette dug and churned for more, splitting Roser in two at the waist before elevating. Roser attempted to hug Katic tit-to-tit, but the brunette simply broke and torqued through a rising slug that erupted against the bottom of Natalie's clinched jaw. The blonde's eyes rolled in their sockets as her limbs noodled, wilting into Katic as the brunette pulled back and drove another stumpy left into Roser's lips. Natalie careened sideways and skid to her knees, fumbling with a single hand for the ropes before tipping flat on her belly, completely sprawled. Roser's hunched frame rocked with the labored effort to rise, eventually collapsing from all fours at the count of 8.
"And your winner, by KO in Round 5, STANA KAAAAAAAATIC!!!!"