Adriana Lima versus Lily Aldridge

Adriana Lima vs


Lilly Aldridge


Before: Adriana may have transitioned to the Cougar division, but she hasn’t relinquished her grip on her model peers. Lilly, on the other hand, falling behind in the stable hierarchy, looking to break the Lioness jinx regarding Lima.

Lilly entering in an orange triangle-top high-waisted bikini, white gloves, hair back in a battle bun, Adriana entering in a black triangle cut bikini, black gloves, shoulder-length hair long and loose.

R1: Girls touch gloves, circle right, then Adriana steps into Lilly’s midriff right/left. Grunt from Aldridge, but she’s right back into Lima a tight little left hook to the tummy, then both girls stuff home short, tucking right hands to tummy. Gentle counterclockwise rotation as girls lean in, trade leather down stairs, all very orderly as each girl takes her turn on the other’s body with one or two tuff blows. Minute mark, Adriana pushes off, steps away to digest what she’s learned: spirited Lilly steps-and-fetches Brazilian a wide hook, startling the former champ to chops. Lima covers up earmuff: eats an uppercut. Lilly teeth bared, advancing—hooks Adriana’s ear, punches thump-thump on paunch, then ALDRIDGE GOES JUGG! Lilly releasing the hounds early, chugging away enthusiastically to the body, Adriana momentarily dazed, takes a rude buffeting. Down the stretch, Lima covers up, slides to her right along the ropes: Aldridge steps with, staying on her girl, beating at Adriana rights and lefts to flanks, trying to wrestle her way back inside to sample more rack at the bell. Lilly turning away, fairly skipping back to her corner: Lima shook up, roughed up in an Aldridge first.



R2: Adriana off her stool like a rocket—pancake tackling Lilly back into her own corner: stuffs half a dozen lefts and rights HUP-HUP=HUP before Aldridge can even catch her breath. Lilly on her heels, unable to get her weight forward: Adriana bumping and slugging, bodying up as necessary to keep her quarry pinned down. Aldridge grimacing, covering up, twisting side to side to help distribute the awful body bombardment, Lima hammers away bell to bell, softening up the kid’s midsection and putting some mileage on those legs for the long haul

R3: Lilly takes a page out of Adriana’s book, with the pancake tackle takes Lima HARD into the O&E corner: right shoulder hitting turnbuckle, head bobbing around. Aldridge shoving for separation, then chugging—hard-working brunette punches beat against hips, ribs, tummy and chest as Adriana rights herself at ropes. Lilly leaning in with her head, torrid punching buckles Lima’s knees, has her trying to slide-right: Aldridge reaches under Lima’s arms, bodying former champ deep to ropes, refusing to let her slink away! More tummy taken, then LILLY GOES RACK! Stunning Adriana with a romping jailbreak on jugg, then harvesting chin with clubbing shots as Lima loosens up. Wonderful, methodical beatdown issued, Aldridge snarling prettily, reaching in, stacking up, going body, going jug, then reaching in to reset, Lima ragdolled, badly worked over through 2 minutes. Down the stretch, Adriana avoids the shutout with groggy heroics off the ropes, trading bombastic lefts and rights in classic beach-style brawling at the bell.

R4&5: Adriana unpacking a jab: not overdoing it, but just being first, getting Lilly to cover up rather than rush in, then sweeping the right roundhouse. Lima pivoting right—getting her palms on Aldridge: nudges and pushes helping to keep Adriana in charge as she turns the fight midring, systematically working Lilly over. Subtle veteran stuff, Aldridge may not even understand she’s being controlled as she turns, keeps her guard up, answers back in spots to Lima’s midsection. Both girls getting off, sunkissed bodies well spanked—but Adriana dictating action in both rounds.

R6: Girls pushing in head and shoulders to disrupt prepared defenses, then clobbering each other in tight, professional fashion. Lilly's left hand now looking to gouge up into Adriana's sternum and ribcage, dipping her left shoulder and jerking the uppercuts in: former champ's giving ground, frowning. Middle minute exceptionally good for Aldridge as she lands some ferocious, bursting combinations, beating her way past Lima's guard and forcing her ropeside, consolidating with extra body work before skidding hooks off forehead. Down the stretch, Lilly's pummelling Adriana at the ropes, really working the former champ over, and goes jug. Aldridge slamming up in there, humbling one of the proudest racks in boxing - big, busting lefts and rights club back and forth in tight - smudgin' the puppies. Lima lips parted, eyelashes fluttering: she's taking a pasting at the bell, not answering back.

R7: Lilly plows right back in, but she’s arm weary: Adriana able to soak the first pumping body blows and shove her back outside. Lima grim-faced and hurting: she’s hunkering down, stepping right to keep feet moving, Aldridge opening up a subtle angle, lands a clean right cross over Adriana’s left shoulder: Brazilian buckles, but refuses to acknowledge the blow, then straighten to hook Lilly’s chin. Girls trade right hands, but Lima’s is first: Aldridge’s sails over top and SHE’S HURTING! Lilly’s lithe body whipsawing, suddenly all loose, hands dropping: Adriana quick-sets her feet, swipes a wide timing hook upside Lilly’s head to range-in, then drops the pulverizing straight right. Aldridge’s head kicks back—mouthpiece shooting straight up into the air and LILLY GOES DOWN! Aldridge flat on her back, arms outstretched—as KO’d as a girl can be. Lima’s chest heaving, legs unsteady as she glares down at the glistening brown body, relaxing into stupor under the lights. KO7,Adriana Lima