Pool D - Fight 1 (Adriana Lima vs. Elizabeth Hurley)

Adriana Lima (0-0-0)
5'10, 41 years old

vs.

Elizabeth Hurley (0-0-0)
5'9, 57 years old

(Written by Celebrity Wrestling Federation/Results by Lookout!)

Intro/Fight:
After a stellar 2017 during which she defended the Unified Lightweight Title belt a staggering six times, Lima had fallen on somewhat of a rough patch (for her); going just 16-16-0 the last five years. Still, she was the odds-on favorite to take Pool D by a landslide thanks to a handful of hefty futures bets on her winning the entire Jaguar Tournament. Opposing Lima in her first bout was a fighter that had retired just about the time Adriana entered her prime. A former Lightweight and Welterweight Title holder herself some two decades ago, Elizabeth Hurley was a name you certainly didn't want to see in your Pool. Rust aside, Hurley possessed some truly brutal knockout power, even late into her 50's. Just ask Charlize Theron if Hurley still had the juice in 2020.

The first round was routine as the far younger Jag, Adriana Lima, came out thumping. Hurley struggled to maintain the pace as Lima athletically leapt across the ring like a gazelle, testing Hurley's legs with gutting body blows that further slowed the aging actress. Her timing a disaster, it was all Hurley could do to crawl to the bell, falling way behind early. Thankfully for the paying audience, Liz was a different fighter in the next few rounds. After finally catching a prancing Adriana and damaging the model with a thunderous left to the jaw, Hurley and Lima traded the next handful of rounds, with Lima narrowly ahead by a point after four.

After fighting to a stalemate in the fifth, Elizabeth finally began to come out of her shell, turning back the clock with a savage eruption on a turtled Lima. Adriana's taut belly rippled and flexed as she curled behind her forearms in the corner, whimpering as she sagged split-legged against the post. Hurley nuzzled in tight and poured uppercuts into Lima's tenderized midsection, her navel reddening as her abdomen was flattened like a board. Sweat misted into the air as Liz snuck a thumping fist through Adriana's cracking defenses and bludgeoned the center of her tits; Lima pathetically mewling as her spandex-swaddled bosom jiggled with reverberations. Hoarsely panting and craning forward, Lima cupped her chest and stumbled out of the corner, allowed to slip past Hurley right into range for a debilitating right hook that shattered her cheek. Lima kissed the deck in a flash, sprawled on her belly, gurgling up her mouthpiece as she awkwardly skid and crawled forward toward the ropes. Hurley gave her no room whatsoever to breathe as she rose at 5, her bulbs fluttering as the official had to keep Liz separated long enough to check Lima out. After restarting the action with Adriana still drunkenly wobbling about, Elizabeth hurled herself forward with a wide, rangy right hand aimed at the temple. Suddenly the stalking brunette was stopped dead in her tracks, throatily squealing as Lima dipped beneath her looping cross and drove a right of her own through Liz's chin. Hurley's head bobbled on her shoulders as she dropped her arms and waddled backwards, stamping her heels as she struggled to keep her balance. Floundering herself, but getting the sense that Hurley was even more disheveled, Lima strode forward and crow-hopped through a compact left, snapping Hurley's hanging chin and flooring the dazed actress. Hurley's limbs went stiff at impact, curling into a comatose ball as she skid to a stop on her side, the fight immediately called as Lima snatched a stunning victory from the jaws of defeat.