JMD on HBO: Kendra Wilkinson vs Hannah Palmer

JMD on HBO
Kendra Wilkinson vs Hannah Palmer
(FCBA Independent vs Lioness Club)
(18-33-1, 16 KO vs 3-2, 3 KO)
JMD Value: 34E (Enhanced) vs 34E (Natural)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: Both these blondes are heading to the Asylum PPV at the end of the month but Hannah Palmer really wants to beat up Kendra Wilkinson first to indicate she's the new sheriff in Juggsville until Sophie Mudd proves otherwise... or not!

Meanwhile former Playmate Kendra Wilkinson is always in the mood for some serious jug muggin' even though her results have badly tailed off in recent seasons which suggests her punching resistance just isn't good enough anymore in the extremely destructive genre. She vows to teach some of these youngsters a lesson or two though and claims "experience will prevail" but Vegas doesn't quite follow this script and offers a double payout for Hannah & Billie Eilish on the Asylum card.

Kendra Wilkinson wears a light blue bikini set & white gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a custom ponytail. Hannah Palmer wears a pink bikini set & black gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a curled ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division. JMD rules apply.

Round 1:
Hannah establishes the early uppercut connection to let Kendra know it's a whole new ball game being played this decade and the veteran has to accept the ugly truth these youngsters can throw a mean punch or two... or more! Hannah picks up the tempo in the proverbial phone booth and ploughs through Kendra's guard to assume full command of the action but the brave veteran refuses to back off and tries to smack some punches on her own. She lands a couple of good hits on target but the sheer volume of Palmer's efforts remains superior and allows her to thump Wilkinson onto the ropes come the two-minute mark. And there's more uppercut heat coming to punish Kendra's jugs thereafter so she eventually bellows out behind a tight earmuff while Hannah continues to stack up the numbers until the bell finally halts her charge.

Round 2:
Kendra finds a quick response and drops a vicious harpoon combo around the younger blonde's liver area before ducking underneath a wild overhand to stick more leather into Hannah's guts. Ugh! She visibly hurts her upon impact and profits from a seemingly accidental head-butt on the chin that slumps Palmer onto her heels. Ref allows the action to continue so Kendra duly thumps the open target and rattles Hannah's jugs in crowd pleasing fashion. She shoves her onto the ropes and dominates the phone booth rally for a change while Palmer shoots over her head in chaotic effort to turn the tables around. That attempt fails and it's Kendra thumping easy leather into the fellow blonde's guts to end the round this time.

Round 3:
More of the same in the third; Kendra lands the stuffing combo into Hannah's liver area and takes it from there blasting an uppercut series to glue the glamour model to the spot. The vet rolls back the years and cranks up the volume to smash hard leather into the open target but Hannah doesn't fall over and shows enough resilience to eventually make Kendra run out of gas instead. Ugh! However she doesn't have enough energy to mount an immediate comeback and only shoves Wilkinson in jug-to-jug contact before another late rally brings the older blonde on top. Hannah cuts a surprisingly hittable figure and she's not even taunting the former Playmate here to explain the belo par performance. A hard one-liner on the solar plexus stumbles Plamer onto the turnbuckle at the bell and Sophie Mudd has nothing to worry about at this rate...

Round 4:
More joy for Kendra fans as she slams a left/right combo into Hannah's jugs and beats her for a rare overhand to snap her head back. Not exactly a legal shot but ref allows a single punch above the neck area in the heat of the moment... five seconds later the action switches downstairs and has Kendra grilling her opponent's abs in speed dial fashion before another uppercut clubs the boobs. This time Hannah slumps into noticeable spasms and one has to assume she's taken too many of these loose hits after all. Kendra quickly thumps her onto the ropes where she delivers another trademark uppercut blast to shove the younger blonde's tits into her slumped chin. Here we go! A furious rally allows Kendra to pulverize the subdued foe and Hannah just can't punch herself out of this hole... she crumbles under the Playmate's jug muggin' onslaught and DROPS TO HER KNEES deep into the third minute. Uh-oh! She hugs her rack and cuts a very painful image but gets saved by the bell as the count only reaches six when the bell rings out. Kendra is furious and claims the fight is over but Hannah rises to her feet five seconds after the bell so it's anyone's guess if she wins the benefit of the doubt.

Round 5:
Kendra is steaming hot after that finish to the fourth and she jumps into a hectic slugging rally in order to blow the Arizona native away but Hannah neutralizes the danger by not backing off as she gives it right back to the Playmate veteran instead. Better late than never to inject some performance while Kendra still seeks the slam dunk finish which actually affects her execution before she runs out of steam bouncing off Palmer's forearms in fruitless fashion. The younger blonde mounts a comeback to drop a heavy dose of uppercuts on target that forces Wilkinson to seek respite in mid-range but that's a bad decision that further takes the momentum away from the former Playmate. Kendra's inconsistent display comes back to haunt her come the final minute when Hannah barges her in the solar plexus and rallies low to carve visible lumps around the ribcage. She piles on more leather even after the bell which means that's the second time Kendra is left fuming over the alleged rules breach tonight.

Round 6:
Hannah drops the uppercut hammer to shove Kendra's boobs into her chin and the veteran blonde doesn't find a proper answer this time which leads into a frantic beating much to the crowd's delight. The Arizona native works on overdrive to pummel a visibly ailing rival onto the ropes and she almost shoves Wilkinson right through them before one frisky uppercut bounces off the tits and carries into the jaw to make Kendra shriek out her loudest yet. She tries to clinch Palmer but gets shoved onto the turnbuckle instead where the younger blonde blows up the enhanced cleavage to elevate the TV ratings! Kendra does well enough to soak up six straight punches before it's simply too much for her as she SLIDES DOWN ON HER BACKSIDE with her eyes closed!!! Uh-oh!!! Hannah walks back to her corner and tells coach Eva Mendes to remove her gloves as she thinks this one is over. And she's not wrong as Kendra remains sitting down in the corner looking totally spend after a gruesome battle. KO6 Hannah Palmer in come-from-behind fashion!!!

AFTER: Hannah approaches Kendra and grabs her by the hair to drag her onto the center of the ring where she rolls her on her back and traps her in a vintage schoolgirl pin. She slaps the Playboy veteran across the face but then vows to make it quick here as "we want Billie Eilish to actually earn it" next week. Kendra tries to shout something about being the better woman anyway but her head gets squeezed by Hannah's thighs before the younger blonde promptly slides down to apply the breast smother as the MGM Grand audience offers a loud count which reaches fourteen before Kendra stops kicking out. Hannah keeps the smother on a little longer to make sure the fallen women has truly passed out. She then rips off Kendra's bikini top and wraps it around her wrist. Cue in some blown kisses to the camera and we're almost done here.

Any messages for Sophie Mudd? "Well, that nasty little tramp won 18 fights in a row. That's cute. I don't think she's that good though! I'm coming to Philly to establish a new pecking order. Me on top, Sophie hugging the carpet. It's as clear as that! I did make Billie Eilish's job a little easier too so hopefully I get some credit for that as well!" (winks).

Official Result: Hannah Palmer def. Kendra Wilkinson KO6.