Tractopull Welcomes Kate Upton into the Hall Of Fame
Sept 8, 2022 7:52:05 GMT -6
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Post by Tractorpull on Sept 8, 2022 7:52:05 GMT -6
Two blondes walk onto the stage. Tess Valmore and an older blonde
Good evening. I’m Tess Valmore and you may recognize the motherly woman with me. She’s the GOAT, Charlize Theron
Charlize; “We are here to induct our good friend into the FCBA Hall of Fame. Kate Upton becomes the twenty -seventh member of the Hall of Fame. A well deserved award”
Tess “Kate is married to the famous baseball pitcher, Justin Verlander. “That guy is a real hunk. How she landed him I will never understand. Justin Verlander, the 6’5” pitcher of the Houston Astro’s. This year he has a record, this year of 16-3 with an ERA 1.84. In his career, he has won 242 games and struck out over 3100 hitters. He is an eight time All Star and a three time Cy Young Award winner as the best pitcher in the American League. He has thrown an incredible three no hitters and…
Charlize: “Tess we are not here to induct Justin Verlander into the FCBA Hall of Fame. We’re here to induct Kate. Follow the script”
Tess: “Ok, where’s the script?
Charlize: “It’s on the podium in front of you”
Tess looking at the paper. “Yeah, I remember. Kate made her debut to the FCBA on August 5, 2011, as member of Jeri’s Knockouts. Her career as a member of that stable was average. On January 5, 2015 she joined Lookout and her career took off. She went 12-1, that year, with twelve knockouts. Her present record is a combined 137-30. On August 28, 2022, she fought her one hundredth FCBA fight which she won and become eligible for the Hall Of Fame. She has held four Unified Welterweight titles, Four FCBA JMDD titles, two BBU JMDD titles, One Queen of the Ice Hotel and just a week ago won the first Queen of the Beach title. Of her one hundred seven wins one hundred five were knockout. It’s obvious she owes much to Lookout management. Kate is the fourth member of Lookout to be placed in the Hall of Fame” That’s fifteen percent of the Hall Of Fame
Charlize: Tess stop sucking up”
Tess; Kate is known for her power. Last year she fought the senior citizen next to me. She hit her so hard to took her off her feet. I thought she had killed her. It took fifteen minutes to revive my mother figure here, and then Kate had to carry her back to her dressing room”
Charlize “We don’t need to go into that, but she’s a great friend and a great fighter. I know that from experience. I’m simple delighted to welcome Kate “The Great of Kate or The Queen Upton” into the Hall of Fame”
Tess; “And she is married to Justin Verlander”
Charlize: “Tess. That enough of Justin. Stop being jealous and say goodnight”
Tess: “Goodnight and join us at Big Pauley’s restaurant for the induction party”
Good evening. I’m Tess Valmore and you may recognize the motherly woman with me. She’s the GOAT, Charlize Theron
Charlize; “We are here to induct our good friend into the FCBA Hall of Fame. Kate Upton becomes the twenty -seventh member of the Hall of Fame. A well deserved award”
Tess “Kate is married to the famous baseball pitcher, Justin Verlander. “That guy is a real hunk. How she landed him I will never understand. Justin Verlander, the 6’5” pitcher of the Houston Astro’s. This year he has a record, this year of 16-3 with an ERA 1.84. In his career, he has won 242 games and struck out over 3100 hitters. He is an eight time All Star and a three time Cy Young Award winner as the best pitcher in the American League. He has thrown an incredible three no hitters and…
Charlize: “Tess we are not here to induct Justin Verlander into the FCBA Hall of Fame. We’re here to induct Kate. Follow the script”
Tess: “Ok, where’s the script?
Charlize: “It’s on the podium in front of you”
Tess looking at the paper. “Yeah, I remember. Kate made her debut to the FCBA on August 5, 2011, as member of Jeri’s Knockouts. Her career as a member of that stable was average. On January 5, 2015 she joined Lookout and her career took off. She went 12-1, that year, with twelve knockouts. Her present record is a combined 137-30. On August 28, 2022, she fought her one hundredth FCBA fight which she won and become eligible for the Hall Of Fame. She has held four Unified Welterweight titles, Four FCBA JMDD titles, two BBU JMDD titles, One Queen of the Ice Hotel and just a week ago won the first Queen of the Beach title. Of her one hundred seven wins one hundred five were knockout. It’s obvious she owes much to Lookout management. Kate is the fourth member of Lookout to be placed in the Hall of Fame” That’s fifteen percent of the Hall Of Fame
Charlize: Tess stop sucking up”
Tess; Kate is known for her power. Last year she fought the senior citizen next to me. She hit her so hard to took her off her feet. I thought she had killed her. It took fifteen minutes to revive my mother figure here, and then Kate had to carry her back to her dressing room”
Charlize “We don’t need to go into that, but she’s a great friend and a great fighter. I know that from experience. I’m simple delighted to welcome Kate “The Great of Kate or The Queen Upton” into the Hall of Fame”
Tess; “And she is married to Justin Verlander”
Charlize: “Tess. That enough of Justin. Stop being jealous and say goodnight”
Tess: “Goodnight and join us at Big Pauley’s restaurant for the induction party”
Their support and friendship has been invaluable. Charlize has been such an inspiration to me with her success at multiple weights and being one of the best blondes to ever put on the gloves. Taking her down has also been one of the highlights of my career and I know she still wants to do a rematch with me. When she's ready, I'll be there and I'll be there standing over her.
