CBAD on DAZN: Ariana Grande vs Sabrina Carpenter
Sept 8, 2022 7:30:11 GMT -6
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Post by Vassago on Sept 8, 2022 7:30:11 GMT -6
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Ariana Grande vs Sabrina Carpenter
(5-23, 5 KO vs 0-3)
BWO Rankings: #232 vs #198
Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago
BEFORE: Ariana Grande might be one of the biggest names in the music industry right now but things look completely different inside the boxing ring where her 5'0" frame leaves her undersized against most of the flyweight competition. It's been almost seven years since the Florida native last won one of these fights but she goes for another try here in Orlando tonight and it's all down to personal choice rather than appearance fee. Sabrina Carpenter - she of equally slender 5'0" frame - has come over from Los Angeles seeking her maiden victory in what some pundits call the Toilet Bowl of FCBA. Woof. That's a tough call but these girls are really punching in the creampuff league until proven otherwise.
Ariana Grande wears a violet crop top, white micro pants & black gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in her trademark half-up ponytail. Sabrina Carpenter wears a black crop top, matching hip-huggers & red gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a curled ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the flyweight division.
Round 1:
Both girls come out hot to start this fight but slice thin air for majority of the opening minute before Sabrina lands one proper hook on the brunette's nose and wobbles her backwards almost against the odds. Even Ariana isn't that vulnerable and she tries to recover from that stumble but bounces off the blonde's forearms too often to make a difference and Carpenter gradually begins to push her onto the ropes through sheer volume of her attacks. She knocks Grande butt-in-ropes and tries to snap her head off but only catches the top of the singer's forehead before a lenghty clinch allows the Latina to catch her breath. Both girls keep wrestling in the corner thereafter as Sabrina shows supreme strenght to shake the brunette off and lace her with a quick double on each temple that folds Ariana into spasms come the bell.
Round 2:
Ariana fires a nifty one-two into the blonde's chest and finds her range thumping noteworthy leather into her body afterwards. Sabrina fails to adjust to this scheme and has to yield real estate when Grande cranks up the volume and dominates the phone booth action outright. She gets vocal as she slaps the blonde's midriff into visible reddish marks before a looping hook catches the actress on the ear and wobbles her onto the ropes wholesale. Sabrina tries to swing from a defensive position but shoots over the singer's head and eats more body jabs as Grande rips through the exposed area and keeps drilling along deep into the final minute. Woof! Carpenter stumbles to side with a loud whimper at the bell and Ariana is ready to twerk some in the center of the ring!
Round 3:
More of the same in the third... Ariana's body assault leaves the blonde reeling once she fails to connect with the initial overhand response. The Orlando crowd pumps all the support for Grande who seeks a genuine knockdown - if not more - by slashing the exposed midriff and Sabrina has to clinch her into safety come the second minute. Action stalls along the ropes for a moment before Ariana drills more of the blonde's tummy and cripples her into loud spasms. She almost shoves her through the ropes in a fit of rage before landing one punch too low. Ugh! Ref fails to spot that and Ariana quickly silences the younger foe by working uppercuts on her rack to close out a dominant round. Sabrina stumbles forward to hug her chest but still gives the singer a lenghty bytch stare and vows to really eff her up in the next round!
Round 4:
Sabrina jumps the gun on the overhand delivery and racks up a quick double on each temple before dropping a vicious bomb on Grande's nose that slumps the older woman into immediate spasms. Ariana tries to connect with more body shots but gets outworked in the phone booth and backed onto the ropes with Carpenter riding a head-hunting wave to knock the trademark ponytail around the brunette's neck. Ugh! Ariana was always prone to getting clobbered beyond repair and her guard collapses just after the one-minute mark. She wobbles forward with her eyes closed and basically doesn't even notice a brutal uppercut on the jaw that SLIDES HER DOWN ON HER BACKSIDE in the corner moments later. Uh-oh!!! Even the slow-ish count can't save Ariana from another dismal day at the office as she remains down & out while the Los Angeles native can celebrate her maiden FCBA victory instead!!! KO4 Sabrina Carpenter!!!
AFTER: Ariana actually had a genuine shot at winning this fight but fell into another bitter defeat. Huh! Well, there is still Sadie Sink or Jenna Ortega left for her to explore some manageable options as she seeks to end the humiliating streak of futility. That's 20 defeats in a row for the petite singer.
Over to Sabrina who is visibly overjoyed with her first official victory and she wants to double down on her moment in the spotlight by challenging Dakota Fanning next. Live and exclusive on DAZN again!
Official Result: Sabrina Carpenter def. Ariana Grande KO4.