Post by Tractorpull on Aug 31, 2022 6:35:43 GMT -6
Jenn O’Dell, Jenny Mac and Cassandra Lynn are in the HBO lounge waiting for Tess to show up with the goodies and coffee. They didn’t have long to wait as Tess walks in the a box of Danish pastries and a big jug of coffee. She watches as Jenny O and Cassie each take two Danish and a cup of coffee. Jenny Mac takes to Danish and coffee walks back to her seat, takes plastic bag out of her purse and returns to the table and puts
two more in the bag and puts the bag in her purse.. Tess takes three with a pint of coffee and takes a seat
Jenny Mac: “Well, I see that you didn’t bring any of those obnoxious people you hang out with.”
Tess: “The guests I have brought are fine upstanding and well informed people. Something you don’t understand”
Jenny Mac: “You ought to bring that hunky fiancé of yours back. I want to talk to him. He’s wasting his time
With you. He needs a real woman. The last time he was here, he realized that I was what he wanted and he got scared and left.”
Tess: “What makes you think you are what he wants?”
Jenny Mac: “Well look at my body. I have the kind of body men like”
Tess; “And I don’t ?”
Jenny Mac: “Not even close”
Cassie: “I would watch out what I was saying if I were you. Tess has a great body”
Jenny Mac: “If she wear clothes with padding here and there, she’s passible”
Tess: “We have had this conversation before. Again, I say let you and I go in the next room, close the door and strip down to our bra and panties with Jenny O there and she will decide who has the best body”
Jenny O: “You two leave me out of this. I am not going to do that”
Tess: “OK, let’s have Cassie to make that decision
Jenny Mac: “You’re crazy. She is nothing but your mouthpiece”
Cassie: “That’s not true and you know it”
Jenny Mac: “Oh yeah, well during the broadcast this big blonde moron tells she who she thinks is going to win. When you are asked you always say “I agree with Tess”. You don’t have a mind of your own”
Jenny O: “I can see where this is going, so it’s time we watch the film”
The Door to the lounge opens and Smackey walks in, approaches Tess “You about ready to leave?”
Jenny Mac. “Come over here Smackey”
Smackey hesitates and looks at Tess
Jenny Mac: Don’t worry, I’m married. I just want to give you some advise about getting a real woman”
Smackey walks ove to the table bends over and looks Mac in the face. Their faces are about a foot apart.
Smackey: “In a loud whisper: I got a real woman and she can cook, can you”
Jenny Mac: “That’s what chefs are for”
Smackey; “Tess you know what’s going to happen tonight so let's go over to the guest suite at Wiz International.
Jenny Mac: “And just what are you going to do there?
Smackey: “Get your mind out of he gutter. She going to make smoked chicken ravioli. She has already made
Tiramisu, any body want to go”
Jenny O: “Let’s forget the film and go with Smackey and Tess”
Cassie; “Of course I’m in”
Mac: I’ll pass and don’t blame me when you get food poisoning
Tess’ “Party time. We will be back in time for the PPV”
Mac: Don’t bother’ I will get huge ratings if I do the PPV by myself. HBO will unload the deadwood and it will be
“The Asylum PPV starring Jenny McCarthy”. You can start looking for new jobs.
Jenny O: “Yeah I am really worried about that” as they walk out the door
two more in the bag and puts the bag in her purse.. Tess takes three with a pint of coffee and takes a seat
Jenny Mac: “Well, I see that you didn’t bring any of those obnoxious people you hang out with.”
Tess: “The guests I have brought are fine upstanding and well informed people. Something you don’t understand”
Jenny Mac: “You ought to bring that hunky fiancé of yours back. I want to talk to him. He’s wasting his time
With you. He needs a real woman. The last time he was here, he realized that I was what he wanted and he got scared and left.”
Tess: “What makes you think you are what he wants?”
Jenny Mac: “Well look at my body. I have the kind of body men like”
Tess; “And I don’t ?”
Jenny Mac: “Not even close”
Cassie: “I would watch out what I was saying if I were you. Tess has a great body”
Jenny Mac: “If she wear clothes with padding here and there, she’s passible”
Tess: “We have had this conversation before. Again, I say let you and I go in the next room, close the door and strip down to our bra and panties with Jenny O there and she will decide who has the best body”
Jenny O: “You two leave me out of this. I am not going to do that”
Tess: “OK, let’s have Cassie to make that decision
Jenny Mac: “You’re crazy. She is nothing but your mouthpiece”
Cassie: “That’s not true and you know it”
Jenny Mac: “Oh yeah, well during the broadcast this big blonde moron tells she who she thinks is going to win. When you are asked you always say “I agree with Tess”. You don’t have a mind of your own”
Jenny O: “I can see where this is going, so it’s time we watch the film”
The Door to the lounge opens and Smackey walks in, approaches Tess “You about ready to leave?”
Jenny Mac. “Come over here Smackey”
Smackey hesitates and looks at Tess
Jenny Mac: Don’t worry, I’m married. I just want to give you some advise about getting a real woman”
Smackey walks ove to the table bends over and looks Mac in the face. Their faces are about a foot apart.
Smackey: “In a loud whisper: I got a real woman and she can cook, can you”
Jenny Mac: “That’s what chefs are for”
Smackey; “Tess you know what’s going to happen tonight so let's go over to the guest suite at Wiz International.
Jenny Mac: “And just what are you going to do there?
Smackey: “Get your mind out of he gutter. She going to make smoked chicken ravioli. She has already made
Tiramisu, any body want to go”
Jenny O: “Let’s forget the film and go with Smackey and Tess”
Cassie; “Of course I’m in”
Mac: I’ll pass and don’t blame me when you get food poisoning
Tess’ “Party time. We will be back in time for the PPV”
Mac: Don’t bother’ I will get huge ratings if I do the PPV by myself. HBO will unload the deadwood and it will be
“The Asylum PPV starring Jenny McCarthy”. You can start looking for new jobs.
Jenny O: “Yeah I am really worried about that” as they walk out the door