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Liv Tyler vs Charlize Theron
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Tale of the Tape
Liv Tyler
Age 45
Height 5’ 10”
BBU 3-1-0
FCBA 4-12-0
Charlize Theron
Age 46
Height 5’ 9 1/2”
307-127-12
8 Unified Lightweight titles
7 Unified Welterweight titles
1 Unified Middleweight title
3 Maxim Lightweight titles
2 Paramount Lightweight titles
1 Reebox Lightweight title
2 Reebox Welterweight titles
2 Paramount Welterweight titles
Mistress of the Body Saddle 1/26/08-1/11/15
Original Member of the Hall Of Fame
BEFORE
Liv Tyler is at the podium. As usual Charlize is nowhere to be seen. Liv,”Charlize and I go back a long way. We met three years before the FCBA existed. We were both auditioning for the same part in the Tom Hanks directed “The Thing That You Do” I saw her audition, She was terrible. She was so nervous. Hanks told her to take a break and come back and try again.. I guess she nailed it the second time. Anyway we were both considered for the lead. I got the job and she got also got a good part. Then, I heard why I got the part. It was kind of insulting. Two Days in the Valley was slightly before The Thing That You Do. Cuts of Charlize’s bedroom scene with James Spader were circulating around Hollywood. That scene is what really made her. She became the new sex symbol. I go the got the part because Charlize was too hot for it. Interestingly that movie was Charlize’s first fight scene. Now, almost twenty years she is the number one female action star. I would say Charlize is a casual friend. We don’t see each other very much. She works in movies and I work in television.She’s pretty much of a private person. She only shows up for promotional tours and a few awards shows. I always wanted to fight her. but she was always winning titles. I didn’t challenge her because my FCBA record isn’t good but I guess my BBU record got her attention. I signed a contract to fight her in the future. It took a very long time for her to come calling. I’m not going to make a prediction on what I am going to do to her other than to say I am going to do my best.” Suddenly Charlize appears walking to the podium and gives Liv a big hug. They say a few words to each other and Charlize leaves the podium
THE FIGHT
LIV is already in the ring. She’s wearing an orange bikini with black gloves and boots. Her hair is hanging loosely around her shoulders.. As soon as she has been announced, Theron comes down the aisle wearing that plain black hooded robe with the hood puller over her head. Once in the ring Neve helps take her robe off. Nothing changes. Charlize is in the red bikini with red gloves and boots, her hair in a ponytail. They meet in the center of the ring to get instructions and instead of touching gloves they hug again and head to their corners ready to destroy each other.
Round 1. At the bell, the two meet in the center of ring. Theron’s opening attack is well known even to the natives that live in the depths of the Amazon, but old habits are hard to break. Charlize start with those expected three right jabs. Liv easily avoids them and lands a left hook to body and a right to the head. Charlize backs off and circles looking for an opening. She starts to close and is caught with an overhand right to her forehead. Once again Charlize closes taking three straight right jabs to her face, but she gets in close landing left and rights to Tyler’s body. A right uppercut to the jaw stops Charlize’s attack and Tyler jabs her back to the center of the ring. They are both toe to toe and briefly exchange left and right crosses. Neither gains an advantage and Charlize breaks it off. Once again, Charlize moves in only to eat a right uppercut to the jaw. Liv follows up with a left-right crosses to the head and a right to the body. The bell rings ending a rather dull round with Liv taking the round on the cards. In Theron’s corner, Kate is giving Charlize a lecture. “You can do better than that. You need to get more aggressive. When it comes to power, she can’t match you. That’s your big advantage. Use it” In Liv’s corner she is told “Everybody knows to beat Charlize, you first have to wreck the body. Go after it”
Round 2. As the two meet, Charlize is ready to end it. She sets and then comes up with that body twisting right. It sail by Liv’s chin by inches. Live steps in with a left-right to the body. Before the blonde can recover, Liv drives two more hooks into Theron’s body and then two more. She’s backing Charlize to the ropes. Charlize desperately lands a right upside Liv’s head only to receive a right-left to her bra. Charlize has her guard up protecting her head letting Tyler feast on her body and one punch after another land in Theron’s midsection.. Suddenly a Theron right to the jaw stops Liv for a couple of seconds. Charlizes gets her hands on Liv’s shoulder to push her away when I right uppercut stuns her. Theron slides to her right along the ropes as Liv follows helping her along with right and left crosses to the head. Charlize is in trouble but her best friend, the bell comes to her rescue. In Theron’s corner, Kate tells Charlize “You have to stop that body attack. Keep her at a distance. Use those great legs, keep her at a distance with that jab. That will buy you time to recover and get ready to end this fight” In LIv’s corner she is given the thumbs up and to keep after that body.
Round 3. At the bell Charlize is out of her corner a little quicker than Liv. There’s that right jab punching Tyler’s head back. Liv tries to move away, but Charlize is staying with her now landing hooks to the body and when Liv tries to cover up, Charlize goes back to the head. Desperately, Liv cuts loose with a round house right that again misses by inches as Charlize legs quickly change directions. The miss did however, cause Charlize to back off. Charlize is circling looking for another opportunity. Liv is watching the blonde carefully. Charlize moves in, but Charlize isn’t the only one who knows how to use a right jab. Liv’s right catches Charlize on her way in knocking the blondes head back. Liv, then follows with jab to the face, then another and another. She’s again punching Theron back to the ropes. Just when Liv thinks she has Theron where she wants her, those legs take Charlize out to danger and Charlize is back giving Liv a lesson in jabbing. She has Liv on the ropes and goes to the body with left and rights to the midsection. Liv’s legs are giving away and she sags in the ropes. She not hurt that bad but she is off balance and just taking to midsection. The bell finally gives Liv some relief In Theron’s corner Upton is telling her “that’s the way to use those legs. Let’s add that power and we can go home.” In Liv’s corner they are telling her. Don’t try to fight the way she is fighting. Her legs will eat you alive. You need to close. Go to her bra. She has a big weakness there”
Round 4. They are out of their corners and meet in the center of the ring. Charlize is moving in and out while jabbing. Liv is moving little, watching Theron as she moves in and out. She taking jabs to her face, but waiting for the big opportunity. Charlize realizing the Liv is not moving much, is confident that now is the time to finish. She moves in with a left to the body to set up a right uppercut, but before she can throw the right, an overhand left from Liv crashes into her face, sending her staggering back. Liv doesn’t waste time. She is quickly land a left-right to the body and the a left-right to Charlize’s bra. Charlize is hurt and now angry. She goes to Liv’s body with a quick series of hooks looking for an opportunity to land that right. The hooks do some damage but don’t open for the opportunity Charlize is looking for. Instead she is forced back by a left-right combination to her head. The two are now toe to toe again. The punching looks even. Neither is gaining an advantage until a Theron right buckles Liv’s knees and she reels away. Theron quickly moves to follow up, but once again the bell comes to Liv’s aid. In Theron’s corner Upton is telling her “You got her hurt. She isn’t moving all that good. I think she is ready. Go end it. In Liv’s corner they are telling her “Charlize had the better of the round and she thinks she has you ready to go. Let’s prove her wrong. Go straight at her and let’s score the upset of the year”
Round 5. Charlize is expecting Tyler to try to avoid her. She uses her legs to maneuver Liv where she wants to and she is ready to end it. Plans go astray as once again that overhand right crashes into Theron face sending her staggering back. Liv follow with a right cross to the head then a left, and another right. She is driving Theron back to the ropes. Theron’s guard is up protecting her face leaving her body open. Liv takes advantage. Hooks land to Charlize’s midsection. Crossed are landing in Theron’s chest. Upton is yelling at Charlize to get off the ropes but it easier said than done. Tyler is feasting on the old blondes body as Charlize starts to sag in the ropes. Liv steps back to take a breath and somehow a Theron left uppercut catches her in the face sending her back a couple steps. Theron is off the ropes, but not moving all that well. Liv follows Theron as she makes it to the center of ring. Liv pounces again with left and right crosses to Theron’s chest. Charlize manages a right cross to Liv’s jaw only to have her head punched one way than another as cross land. Liv senses Charlize weakening. It’s hers to win now. Thirty-seconds to go. Liv is going to end it. A big right cross sails over Theron head and a left cross once agains sail past the blondes head. Charlize falls back to the ropes in a crouch protecting her face and body. Liv lands a couple punches to the glove protecting Theron head as the round ends and the big opportunity is lost. In Therons corner the Nascar team efficiently goes to work Ammonia capsule in broken. Her back and legs get a quick massage, a cold towel over her head. Upton tells her wounded boxer “They think they have you done. You’ve been there hundreds of times. You have the reputation of being most dangerous when you are hurt. Seems they have forgotten that. Let’s show them” In Liv’s corner they say “Look over there . It looks like a hospital. She badly hurt. Go get her. The knockout will be all over YouTube.”
Round 6. At the bell Charlize moves out of her corner. She’s hurt and she’s angry. They have her now in a condition is which she is most dangerous. Liv moves confidently to the center of the ring. One more overhand right to the face and it will be over. Charlize, doesn’t move to meet her. She going save what energy she has left and let Liv come to her. She moves in on Theron behind that left jab. Charlizes knees sag and then she comes up with a hard left sinking deeply into Liv solar plexus. Liv’s in shock as her breath is taken away. Charlize pushes her into the ropes. With her left hand in Liv’s face, Charlize drives another right into the solar plexus.
Liv’s gloves are now holding her stomach and that body twisting right catches all of Liv’s chin. Charlize turns towards her corner as Liv is face down on the canvas. Upton gives Charlize a big hug 'I told you . I knew you could go it”
AFTER
Liv and Charlize are facing the press. They are sitting side by side at a stable. Liv speaks first “I want to thank Charlize for this fight. I always wanted to fight her. Unfortunately the result was not the one I wanted”
Charlize: “I have to admit you gave me a lot more than I expected . My corner was in a panic at the end of the fifth, but once more my corner came to my rescue. I didn’t beat you, but my corner did. I can’t survive any longer without them”
Liv: At the end of the fifth my corner and I believed you were going to be an easy finish but we knew one thing which we forgot at the time and it proved fatal, Everyone knows Charlize is most dangerous when she is hurt. We had her hurt, but we forgot about the dangerous part. She proved that most dangerous when hurt rule is real. That Charlize right being so deadly is also no fabrication. Trust me you don’t want to feel it.
Charlize: “Liv definitely had me hurt in the fifth. I managed to last the round. If it wouldn’t have been for my corner and Upton ranting in my ear, I would have been easy meat for Liv in the sixth It was a good fight and Liv how about that role you stole from me? Just kidding Hope to see you around town. Let’s stay in touch
Liv: That’s a deal
Results, Lookout: Story, Tractorpull
Tale of the Tape
Liv Tyler
Age 45
Height 5’ 10”
BBU 3-1-0
FCBA 4-12-0
Charlize Theron
Age 46
Height 5’ 9 1/2”
307-127-12
8 Unified Lightweight titles
7 Unified Welterweight titles
1 Unified Middleweight title
3 Maxim Lightweight titles
2 Paramount Lightweight titles
1 Reebox Lightweight title
2 Reebox Welterweight titles
2 Paramount Welterweight titles
Mistress of the Body Saddle 1/26/08-1/11/15
Original Member of the Hall Of Fame
BEFORE
Liv Tyler is at the podium. As usual Charlize is nowhere to be seen. Liv,”Charlize and I go back a long way. We met three years before the FCBA existed. We were both auditioning for the same part in the Tom Hanks directed “The Thing That You Do” I saw her audition, She was terrible. She was so nervous. Hanks told her to take a break and come back and try again.. I guess she nailed it the second time. Anyway we were both considered for the lead. I got the job and she got also got a good part. Then, I heard why I got the part. It was kind of insulting. Two Days in the Valley was slightly before The Thing That You Do. Cuts of Charlize’s bedroom scene with James Spader were circulating around Hollywood. That scene is what really made her. She became the new sex symbol. I go the got the part because Charlize was too hot for it. Interestingly that movie was Charlize’s first fight scene. Now, almost twenty years she is the number one female action star. I would say Charlize is a casual friend. We don’t see each other very much. She works in movies and I work in television.She’s pretty much of a private person. She only shows up for promotional tours and a few awards shows. I always wanted to fight her. but she was always winning titles. I didn’t challenge her because my FCBA record isn’t good but I guess my BBU record got her attention. I signed a contract to fight her in the future. It took a very long time for her to come calling. I’m not going to make a prediction on what I am going to do to her other than to say I am going to do my best.” Suddenly Charlize appears walking to the podium and gives Liv a big hug. They say a few words to each other and Charlize leaves the podium
THE FIGHT
LIV is already in the ring. She’s wearing an orange bikini with black gloves and boots. Her hair is hanging loosely around her shoulders.. As soon as she has been announced, Theron comes down the aisle wearing that plain black hooded robe with the hood puller over her head. Once in the ring Neve helps take her robe off. Nothing changes. Charlize is in the red bikini with red gloves and boots, her hair in a ponytail. They meet in the center of the ring to get instructions and instead of touching gloves they hug again and head to their corners ready to destroy each other.
Round 1. At the bell, the two meet in the center of ring. Theron’s opening attack is well known even to the natives that live in the depths of the Amazon, but old habits are hard to break. Charlize start with those expected three right jabs. Liv easily avoids them and lands a left hook to body and a right to the head. Charlize backs off and circles looking for an opening. She starts to close and is caught with an overhand right to her forehead. Once again Charlize closes taking three straight right jabs to her face, but she gets in close landing left and rights to Tyler’s body. A right uppercut to the jaw stops Charlize’s attack and Tyler jabs her back to the center of the ring. They are both toe to toe and briefly exchange left and right crosses. Neither gains an advantage and Charlize breaks it off. Once again, Charlize moves in only to eat a right uppercut to the jaw. Liv follows up with a left-right crosses to the head and a right to the body. The bell rings ending a rather dull round with Liv taking the round on the cards. In Theron’s corner, Kate is giving Charlize a lecture. “You can do better than that. You need to get more aggressive. When it comes to power, she can’t match you. That’s your big advantage. Use it” In Liv’s corner she is told “Everybody knows to beat Charlize, you first have to wreck the body. Go after it”
Round 2. As the two meet, Charlize is ready to end it. She sets and then comes up with that body twisting right. It sail by Liv’s chin by inches. Live steps in with a left-right to the body. Before the blonde can recover, Liv drives two more hooks into Theron’s body and then two more. She’s backing Charlize to the ropes. Charlize desperately lands a right upside Liv’s head only to receive a right-left to her bra. Charlize has her guard up protecting her head letting Tyler feast on her body and one punch after another land in Theron’s midsection.. Suddenly a Theron right to the jaw stops Liv for a couple of seconds. Charlizes gets her hands on Liv’s shoulder to push her away when I right uppercut stuns her. Theron slides to her right along the ropes as Liv follows helping her along with right and left crosses to the head. Charlize is in trouble but her best friend, the bell comes to her rescue. In Theron’s corner, Kate tells Charlize “You have to stop that body attack. Keep her at a distance. Use those great legs, keep her at a distance with that jab. That will buy you time to recover and get ready to end this fight” In LIv’s corner she is given the thumbs up and to keep after that body.
Round 3. At the bell Charlize is out of her corner a little quicker than Liv. There’s that right jab punching Tyler’s head back. Liv tries to move away, but Charlize is staying with her now landing hooks to the body and when Liv tries to cover up, Charlize goes back to the head. Desperately, Liv cuts loose with a round house right that again misses by inches as Charlize legs quickly change directions. The miss did however, cause Charlize to back off. Charlize is circling looking for another opportunity. Liv is watching the blonde carefully. Charlize moves in, but Charlize isn’t the only one who knows how to use a right jab. Liv’s right catches Charlize on her way in knocking the blondes head back. Liv, then follows with jab to the face, then another and another. She’s again punching Theron back to the ropes. Just when Liv thinks she has Theron where she wants her, those legs take Charlize out to danger and Charlize is back giving Liv a lesson in jabbing. She has Liv on the ropes and goes to the body with left and rights to the midsection. Liv’s legs are giving away and she sags in the ropes. She not hurt that bad but she is off balance and just taking to midsection. The bell finally gives Liv some relief In Theron’s corner Upton is telling her “that’s the way to use those legs. Let’s add that power and we can go home.” In Liv’s corner they are telling her. Don’t try to fight the way she is fighting. Her legs will eat you alive. You need to close. Go to her bra. She has a big weakness there”
Round 4. They are out of their corners and meet in the center of the ring. Charlize is moving in and out while jabbing. Liv is moving little, watching Theron as she moves in and out. She taking jabs to her face, but waiting for the big opportunity. Charlize realizing the Liv is not moving much, is confident that now is the time to finish. She moves in with a left to the body to set up a right uppercut, but before she can throw the right, an overhand left from Liv crashes into her face, sending her staggering back. Liv doesn’t waste time. She is quickly land a left-right to the body and the a left-right to Charlize’s bra. Charlize is hurt and now angry. She goes to Liv’s body with a quick series of hooks looking for an opportunity to land that right. The hooks do some damage but don’t open for the opportunity Charlize is looking for. Instead she is forced back by a left-right combination to her head. The two are now toe to toe again. The punching looks even. Neither is gaining an advantage until a Theron right buckles Liv’s knees and she reels away. Theron quickly moves to follow up, but once again the bell comes to Liv’s aid. In Theron’s corner Upton is telling her “You got her hurt. She isn’t moving all that good. I think she is ready. Go end it. In Liv’s corner they are telling her “Charlize had the better of the round and she thinks she has you ready to go. Let’s prove her wrong. Go straight at her and let’s score the upset of the year”
Round 5. Charlize is expecting Tyler to try to avoid her. She uses her legs to maneuver Liv where she wants to and she is ready to end it. Plans go astray as once again that overhand right crashes into Theron face sending her staggering back. Liv follow with a right cross to the head then a left, and another right. She is driving Theron back to the ropes. Theron’s guard is up protecting her face leaving her body open. Liv takes advantage. Hooks land to Charlize’s midsection. Crossed are landing in Theron’s chest. Upton is yelling at Charlize to get off the ropes but it easier said than done. Tyler is feasting on the old blondes body as Charlize starts to sag in the ropes. Liv steps back to take a breath and somehow a Theron left uppercut catches her in the face sending her back a couple steps. Theron is off the ropes, but not moving all that well. Liv follows Theron as she makes it to the center of ring. Liv pounces again with left and right crosses to Theron’s chest. Charlize manages a right cross to Liv’s jaw only to have her head punched one way than another as cross land. Liv senses Charlize weakening. It’s hers to win now. Thirty-seconds to go. Liv is going to end it. A big right cross sails over Theron head and a left cross once agains sail past the blondes head. Charlize falls back to the ropes in a crouch protecting her face and body. Liv lands a couple punches to the glove protecting Theron head as the round ends and the big opportunity is lost. In Therons corner the Nascar team efficiently goes to work Ammonia capsule in broken. Her back and legs get a quick massage, a cold towel over her head. Upton tells her wounded boxer “They think they have you done. You’ve been there hundreds of times. You have the reputation of being most dangerous when you are hurt. Seems they have forgotten that. Let’s show them” In Liv’s corner they say “Look over there . It looks like a hospital. She badly hurt. Go get her. The knockout will be all over YouTube.”
Round 6. At the bell Charlize moves out of her corner. She’s hurt and she’s angry. They have her now in a condition is which she is most dangerous. Liv moves confidently to the center of the ring. One more overhand right to the face and it will be over. Charlize, doesn’t move to meet her. She going save what energy she has left and let Liv come to her. She moves in on Theron behind that left jab. Charlizes knees sag and then she comes up with a hard left sinking deeply into Liv solar plexus. Liv’s in shock as her breath is taken away. Charlize pushes her into the ropes. With her left hand in Liv’s face, Charlize drives another right into the solar plexus.
Liv’s gloves are now holding her stomach and that body twisting right catches all of Liv’s chin. Charlize turns towards her corner as Liv is face down on the canvas. Upton gives Charlize a big hug 'I told you . I knew you could go it”
AFTER
Liv and Charlize are facing the press. They are sitting side by side at a stable. Liv speaks first “I want to thank Charlize for this fight. I always wanted to fight her. Unfortunately the result was not the one I wanted”
Charlize: “I have to admit you gave me a lot more than I expected . My corner was in a panic at the end of the fifth, but once more my corner came to my rescue. I didn’t beat you, but my corner did. I can’t survive any longer without them”
Liv: At the end of the fifth my corner and I believed you were going to be an easy finish but we knew one thing which we forgot at the time and it proved fatal, Everyone knows Charlize is most dangerous when she is hurt. We had her hurt, but we forgot about the dangerous part. She proved that most dangerous when hurt rule is real. That Charlize right being so deadly is also no fabrication. Trust me you don’t want to feel it.
Charlize: “Liv definitely had me hurt in the fifth. I managed to last the round. If it wouldn’t have been for my corner and Upton ranting in my ear, I would have been easy meat for Liv in the sixth It was a good fight and Liv how about that role you stole from me? Just kidding Hope to see you around town. Let’s stay in touch
Liv: That’s a deal