Post by Tractorpull on Aug 7, 2016 11:38:33 GMT -6
Tess and Cassie are lounging on the veranda of the Bazz Mansion over looking the pool Smackey walks up
Smackey: Why aren’t you two down at the pool?
Tess: Look whose down there. Miss Stewart. The Wiz asked me to give her some room
Smackey: Ok, but how about Cassie?
Cassie: I’m here for her protection. That what BFFs are for
Smackey: Are you afraid of Stewart?
Tess: Of course not. I am six inches taller, forty pounds heavier and I know for a fact that she has seen video of me in action thanks to Cassie, who filmed that brawl I had with Regan, and I suspect she has seen video of me in martial arts also thanks BFF here. I’m pretty sure she doesn’t want to get into it with me
Cassie: Look, Kristen has lots of friends here while some are not exactly admirers of Tess. If they get into an argument, it’s big Tess who is going to be the bully. I’m on fine terms with Kristen. I can talk her out of approaching the big one here
Smackey: I got to ask, why in the world did you start this. You really didn’t have to write the Stewart Method thing. it was uncalled for and added little to your rankings. I can tell you that would have never gotten past my editor and in fact the way you are constantly in trouble with someone, I seriously doubt you could work for Boxing World
Tess; Let me tell you Tractorpull is not mealy mouthed, we print what we think as opposed to your “lets all be friends” policy
Smackey: I resent that. We print what we think when it comes to rankings which don’t please everyone
Tess: I suppose you call that crusading journalism
Smackey: You saw the bag of complaints. Probably set an all time record for complaints in FCBA history. I know you don’t do Facebook or Twitter, but people are calling for your blood, Many want you fired. You better hope you stay employed at Tractorpull because no one else will hire you
Tess standing up: Suppose I tell you that I have already been offered a job at Boxing World and turned it down
Smackey starts laughing hysterically. Tess’s eyes turn deadly, her face starts to redden, She turns and stomps off
Smackey to Cassie: What just happened?
Cassie: I think you really hurt her feelings. She is probably going up to her room and have a cry.
Smackey: What do I do now?
Cassie: Give her an hour or so to vent. Then go up to her room, knock on her door and have two double cheeseburgers and a PBR for her and all will be forgiven
Smackey: And you?
Cassie: I’m going down to the pool and have a little talk with Kristen and tell her what happened. That will make you a hero, but will also take some of the edge off her anger at Tess
Smackey: I just love being a hero
Smackey: Why aren’t you two down at the pool?
Tess: Look whose down there. Miss Stewart. The Wiz asked me to give her some room
Smackey: Ok, but how about Cassie?
Cassie: I’m here for her protection. That what BFFs are for
Smackey: Are you afraid of Stewart?
Tess: Of course not. I am six inches taller, forty pounds heavier and I know for a fact that she has seen video of me in action thanks to Cassie, who filmed that brawl I had with Regan, and I suspect she has seen video of me in martial arts also thanks BFF here. I’m pretty sure she doesn’t want to get into it with me
Cassie: Look, Kristen has lots of friends here while some are not exactly admirers of Tess. If they get into an argument, it’s big Tess who is going to be the bully. I’m on fine terms with Kristen. I can talk her out of approaching the big one here
Smackey: I got to ask, why in the world did you start this. You really didn’t have to write the Stewart Method thing. it was uncalled for and added little to your rankings. I can tell you that would have never gotten past my editor and in fact the way you are constantly in trouble with someone, I seriously doubt you could work for Boxing World
Tess; Let me tell you Tractorpull is not mealy mouthed, we print what we think as opposed to your “lets all be friends” policy
Smackey: I resent that. We print what we think when it comes to rankings which don’t please everyone
Tess: I suppose you call that crusading journalism
Smackey: You saw the bag of complaints. Probably set an all time record for complaints in FCBA history. I know you don’t do Facebook or Twitter, but people are calling for your blood, Many want you fired. You better hope you stay employed at Tractorpull because no one else will hire you
Tess standing up: Suppose I tell you that I have already been offered a job at Boxing World and turned it down
Smackey starts laughing hysterically. Tess’s eyes turn deadly, her face starts to redden, She turns and stomps off
Smackey to Cassie: What just happened?
Cassie: I think you really hurt her feelings. She is probably going up to her room and have a cry.
Smackey: What do I do now?
Cassie: Give her an hour or so to vent. Then go up to her room, knock on her door and have two double cheeseburgers and a PBR for her and all will be forgiven
Smackey: And you?
Cassie: I’m going down to the pool and have a little talk with Kristen and tell her what happened. That will make you a hero, but will also take some of the edge off her anger at Tess
Smackey: I just love being a hero