4. Megan Fox vs Amber Heard II
Jul 17, 2022 5:22:17 GMT -6
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Post by caspian on Jul 17, 2022 5:22:17 GMT -6
VIX: OPERATION VALKYRIE @ THE OBERFRANKENHALLE
(Results: Lookout!, Words: Caspian)
4. Megan Fox vs Amber Heard II
Megan:
(35, 5’4, 114, 74:31:1 FCBA, VIXENs)
Amber:
(36, 5’7, 13:17 FCBA, The Fighting Academy)
BEFORE:
Redemption on the cards tonight as Megan Fox aims to take down Amber Heard after failing to put her down at the beginning of last year. And of course, with Miss Heard’s recent legal troubles with her ex-husband Johnny Depp, Fox looks to take advantage of the PR shitstorm.
Fox smirks at the thunderous applause as she enters the arena, the German home crowd deciding to side with the visitor tonight rather than the blonde with German blood.
“Heard’s in trouble tonight,” Fox says first to press. “And I’m not only talking about her time in the ring.”
“Megan, as usual, is full of herself,” Heard thunders back. “She went down in six rounds last year. I’ll do it in five this time. All the haters can go f*ck themselves.”
Those three inches on Fox ain’t gonna magically disappear, however, as the two ladies square off at the podium. Fox didn’t manage to overcome the disadvantage the last time, so she’s banking on her experience and tenacity to bridge the gap.
Hours later, in the ring, the crowds are still booing and giving Heard sh*t for her poor acting and audacity for thinking she’s blameless in her prior relationship with Johnny. Regardless of the naysayers, however, Heard is still smokin’ hot in a baby blue bikini and hot denim short shorts, complete with white gloves. Fox is as sultry as ever, pouting her lips as she enters the ring in a simple blank bikini and red gloves.
Referee waves for the bell to get this fight started, and ladies put their hands up and get into their fighting stances. HERE WE GO with ten rounds of Bantamweight action!
ROUND 1:
Amber kicks things off with strong action as though their previous fight was continuing. She slams several short hands into Megan’s arms, then scores a fifth one to the lips to toss her head back. So far, so good, with Heard’s reach advantage being played first-hand to her credit. Megan’s trying to fight a little smarter, keeping her arms locked over her face to block most of the incoming shots, and unlike last time, she doesn’t rush in to try and brawl with the taller blonde. Fox does land several thudding shots off the exposed tummy, especially when Heard is busy blasting away at her head, but it’s still a lopsided battle to start. Heard with a wide round to call her own, and she’s rubbing it in when the bell rings, sticking out her tongue amidst the chorus of boos.
ROUND 2:
Fox is adapting, staying even further back this time, blocking and weaving a whole lot more. Heard is still shooting hands at her head, thinking it’s going to be another dominant round for herself. Fox evading, however, focused weaves left, right and backwards, then pounding away at Heard’s undercarriage to stun her to the breadbasket over and over again. Amber growling with frustration by the third minute, can’t quite pin the shorter Vixen down long enough to exact punishment. Fox ends the round with another stiff swipe across the chin, which stumbles Amber slightly. Wide round swings right back to Fox, who beams and pumps her hand in the air to show she’s the blonde’s equal.
ROUND 3:
Heard is unhinged, however, as she rushes Fox down at the very start of the third. Fox lets out a shout of surprise as the blonde gets straight in her face, an early cross to the arms just a set-up for a follow-up thump to the toned tummy, then Heard wailing away on her arms and head with patented hooks. Fox gets pushed back, trying to suddenly survive, but stands her ground at moments and goes tit-for-tat with the bigger blonde, as they trade nasty punches across the face and thumps to the body. Fox gets the short end of the stick, however, when she eats an uppercut to the chin, which sends her spiraling backwards. Heard about to charge in to finish her off, but the bell rings too early! Quite a scare for Megan in this round, but there’s a rude awakening and reminder that she can’t go toe-to-toe with a potential Lightweight.
ROUND 4:
Megan fights back, playing it more cautiously in the first minute and easily leaping away from Amber’s attacks. Heard gets frustrated again and again when her combos hit the arms or miss entirely. Then, Fox lands a cuffing shot off the mouth, another off the brow to shock and awe the bigger blonde. Heard gets the last laugh, however, once again targeting Megan’s torso with a series of quick combinations, left-right-lefts stunned to the abs as Fox prioritizes protecting her head. Heard earns several grunts from her counterpart’s lips as she almost pushes the Vixen into the ropes from the repeated body blows, but Fox manages to skirt away at the last minute, breathing hard. Close round still goes to the Hollywood brunette, by our estimate, but just barely.
ROUND 5:
So far, girls are neck-and-neck, and while Megan appears to be holding her salt, that was how their last fight went before she got knocked out in the sixth round. First minute sees Heard back to focusing on her chiseled abs, more steady pounding and grinning like she’s back in the gym and working over the body bags. Fox is still fighting fit for her age, but even she can’t take this sustained punishment for another five rounds. She slowly begins to telegraph Amber’s actions, countering with snappy shots to the blonde’s face instead, hitting several jabs to the cheek and chin to give Heard continuous pause. Heard finally gets stumbled on the spot, staggering slightly after she grunts from a right hand driven into her lips. Fox POUNCES, slamming another left-right straight into the face, before digging an uppercut right into her gut! HEARD IN TROUBLE, hugging her body and pedaling backwards, looking flabbergasted! Fox follows her every step of the way, continuing to rock her to the head and body, straight to the nose or stomach, before Heard gets blasted off her feet and sent down to her side with a thunderous THUD! KNOCKDOWN for Megan Fox, and sweet redemption, with Heard groaning on all fours, before collapsing down to the canvas! Referee gives her the full 10-count but then waves his arms overhead! It’s OVER!
Official Decision: Megan Fox defeats Amber Heard via KO5!
AFTER:
“b*tch thought the world revolved around her,” Fox says, smiling at the camera in the post-fight. “Just like little Dove Cameron who thinks she’s the best Flyweight since sliced bread. The kid won’t know what hit her when we meet in two weeks.”
Heard, meanwhile, has to be escorted out of the arena by her security detail, especially with the crowd tossing used beer cups and leftover chips on her way out. Bad night for Heard might get worse if she doesn’t pull her reputation up by both ankles.
For now, though, Fox celebrates with a hoist over the second turnbuckle, waving to the German crowd, intent on making the same statement in her third fight for the title in two weeks.
(Results: Lookout!, Words: Caspian)
4. Megan Fox vs Amber Heard II
Megan:
(35, 5’4, 114, 74:31:1 FCBA, VIXENs)
Amber:
(36, 5’7, 13:17 FCBA, The Fighting Academy)
BEFORE:
Redemption on the cards tonight as Megan Fox aims to take down Amber Heard after failing to put her down at the beginning of last year. And of course, with Miss Heard’s recent legal troubles with her ex-husband Johnny Depp, Fox looks to take advantage of the PR shitstorm.
Fox smirks at the thunderous applause as she enters the arena, the German home crowd deciding to side with the visitor tonight rather than the blonde with German blood.
“Heard’s in trouble tonight,” Fox says first to press. “And I’m not only talking about her time in the ring.”
“Megan, as usual, is full of herself,” Heard thunders back. “She went down in six rounds last year. I’ll do it in five this time. All the haters can go f*ck themselves.”
Those three inches on Fox ain’t gonna magically disappear, however, as the two ladies square off at the podium. Fox didn’t manage to overcome the disadvantage the last time, so she’s banking on her experience and tenacity to bridge the gap.
Hours later, in the ring, the crowds are still booing and giving Heard sh*t for her poor acting and audacity for thinking she’s blameless in her prior relationship with Johnny. Regardless of the naysayers, however, Heard is still smokin’ hot in a baby blue bikini and hot denim short shorts, complete with white gloves. Fox is as sultry as ever, pouting her lips as she enters the ring in a simple blank bikini and red gloves.
Referee waves for the bell to get this fight started, and ladies put their hands up and get into their fighting stances. HERE WE GO with ten rounds of Bantamweight action!
ROUND 1:
Amber kicks things off with strong action as though their previous fight was continuing. She slams several short hands into Megan’s arms, then scores a fifth one to the lips to toss her head back. So far, so good, with Heard’s reach advantage being played first-hand to her credit. Megan’s trying to fight a little smarter, keeping her arms locked over her face to block most of the incoming shots, and unlike last time, she doesn’t rush in to try and brawl with the taller blonde. Fox does land several thudding shots off the exposed tummy, especially when Heard is busy blasting away at her head, but it’s still a lopsided battle to start. Heard with a wide round to call her own, and she’s rubbing it in when the bell rings, sticking out her tongue amidst the chorus of boos.
ROUND 2:
Fox is adapting, staying even further back this time, blocking and weaving a whole lot more. Heard is still shooting hands at her head, thinking it’s going to be another dominant round for herself. Fox evading, however, focused weaves left, right and backwards, then pounding away at Heard’s undercarriage to stun her to the breadbasket over and over again. Amber growling with frustration by the third minute, can’t quite pin the shorter Vixen down long enough to exact punishment. Fox ends the round with another stiff swipe across the chin, which stumbles Amber slightly. Wide round swings right back to Fox, who beams and pumps her hand in the air to show she’s the blonde’s equal.
ROUND 3:
Heard is unhinged, however, as she rushes Fox down at the very start of the third. Fox lets out a shout of surprise as the blonde gets straight in her face, an early cross to the arms just a set-up for a follow-up thump to the toned tummy, then Heard wailing away on her arms and head with patented hooks. Fox gets pushed back, trying to suddenly survive, but stands her ground at moments and goes tit-for-tat with the bigger blonde, as they trade nasty punches across the face and thumps to the body. Fox gets the short end of the stick, however, when she eats an uppercut to the chin, which sends her spiraling backwards. Heard about to charge in to finish her off, but the bell rings too early! Quite a scare for Megan in this round, but there’s a rude awakening and reminder that she can’t go toe-to-toe with a potential Lightweight.
ROUND 4:
Megan fights back, playing it more cautiously in the first minute and easily leaping away from Amber’s attacks. Heard gets frustrated again and again when her combos hit the arms or miss entirely. Then, Fox lands a cuffing shot off the mouth, another off the brow to shock and awe the bigger blonde. Heard gets the last laugh, however, once again targeting Megan’s torso with a series of quick combinations, left-right-lefts stunned to the abs as Fox prioritizes protecting her head. Heard earns several grunts from her counterpart’s lips as she almost pushes the Vixen into the ropes from the repeated body blows, but Fox manages to skirt away at the last minute, breathing hard. Close round still goes to the Hollywood brunette, by our estimate, but just barely.
ROUND 5:
So far, girls are neck-and-neck, and while Megan appears to be holding her salt, that was how their last fight went before she got knocked out in the sixth round. First minute sees Heard back to focusing on her chiseled abs, more steady pounding and grinning like she’s back in the gym and working over the body bags. Fox is still fighting fit for her age, but even she can’t take this sustained punishment for another five rounds. She slowly begins to telegraph Amber’s actions, countering with snappy shots to the blonde’s face instead, hitting several jabs to the cheek and chin to give Heard continuous pause. Heard finally gets stumbled on the spot, staggering slightly after she grunts from a right hand driven into her lips. Fox POUNCES, slamming another left-right straight into the face, before digging an uppercut right into her gut! HEARD IN TROUBLE, hugging her body and pedaling backwards, looking flabbergasted! Fox follows her every step of the way, continuing to rock her to the head and body, straight to the nose or stomach, before Heard gets blasted off her feet and sent down to her side with a thunderous THUD! KNOCKDOWN for Megan Fox, and sweet redemption, with Heard groaning on all fours, before collapsing down to the canvas! Referee gives her the full 10-count but then waves his arms overhead! It’s OVER!
Official Decision: Megan Fox defeats Amber Heard via KO5!
AFTER:
“b*tch thought the world revolved around her,” Fox says, smiling at the camera in the post-fight. “Just like little Dove Cameron who thinks she’s the best Flyweight since sliced bread. The kid won’t know what hit her when we meet in two weeks.”
Heard, meanwhile, has to be escorted out of the arena by her security detail, especially with the crowd tossing used beer cups and leftover chips on her way out. Bad night for Heard might get worse if she doesn’t pull her reputation up by both ankles.
For now, though, Fox celebrates with a hoist over the second turnbuckle, waving to the German crowd, intent on making the same statement in her third fight for the title in two weeks.