HBO's Boxing At The Asylum
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Post by HBO's Boxing At The Asylum on Jun 30, 2022 10:40:17 GMT -6
O'Dell: "You are looking LIVE at the sold out Asylum Arena in Philadelphia! I'm Jennifer O'Dell, and I'm here along with Tess Valmore, The Bad Girl Of The FCBA, Cassie Scerbo, and The Loose Cannon Of The FCBA, The Straw That Stirs The Drink, Jenny McCarthy, and ladies, we're going to wrap June with another great Asylum card!"
Tess: "And, we'll be starting at bantamweight, where Zoe Saladana returns to Asylum to square off with Peyton List!"
Cassie: "Then, we'll move on to lightweight for the Philly return of Jaimie Alexander against Kennedy McMann, followed by the Asylum debut of Cara Delevingne, who'll battle Kara Del Toro!"
McCarthy: "Then, we'll finally get to see a REAL fighter, as Candice Patton will return to Asylum to take on Kristen Stewart! And, then, we'll go to bantamweight, where Sceej's own Munnster, Olivia Munn will DESTROY Sophie Mudd!"
Cassie: "And, we'll wrap at welterweight..."
McCarthy: "Where Weirdo continues to fail spectacularly..."
Cassie: "Where Jennifer Lawrence will return to Philly to battle Katy Perry!"
Tess: "Stewart and Perry on the same card. How did I get so lucky?"
O'Dell: "Six fights, three weight classes and one heck of a card. So get those shot glasses and bingo cards ready, sit back, relax, and enjoy 'Superheroines At The Asylum V: A New Beginning!"
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