Post by HBO's Boxing At The Asylum on Jun 30, 2022 10:34:46 GMT -6
BEFORE:
"This girl wants to go JMD with me?", says Olivia with a smile. "I fought for the JMD Title! This is NOT going to go well for her."
"It's true," says Sophie with a smile. "Munn fought for the JMD title...and she LOST, just like she's going to do tonight."
ROUND ONE:
O'Dell: "Back at ringside and that's 'Ain't No Rest For The Wicked' by Cage The Elephant and here comes Sceej's own Olivia Munn!"
McCarthy: "THAT'S right. The MUNNSTER is here and she's going to BLAST this Dancing Hooker all the way to HERSHEY!"
O'Dell: "Olivia BOUNCING down to the ring, smiling at the crowd, then climbing inside to be helped off with the robe by the Sceej corner crew, and said crowd POPPING for Munn in that white two-piece we've seen before..."
Tess: "She absolutely does NOT look like she's going to be turning 42 in few days..."
McCarthy: "Nothin'. But. A. Number!"
O'Dell: "And, that's 'Hotter Than Hell' by Dua Lipa pounding through the arena, but that's not Dua coming to the ring, it's 'Sultry' Sophie Mudd!"
McCarthy: "Who's going to get her CLOCK CLEANED!"
Cassie: "Big fight for Sophie, no doubt. She's looking to take that step to being a contender both in the bantamweight division and in JMD, and here's a chance to do that..."
O'Dell: "Mudd into the ring and helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve. And, she's looking VERY good in that Egyptian blue number we've seen before, and the crowd has noticed..."
McCarthy: "Can't hold a candle to the Munnster...OR J-Mac..."
Tess: "HERE we go..."
McCarthy: "SHUT UP, WALMART!"
O'Dell: "Drink up, boys! Ladies about ready to go. Time for some picks. Tess likes Sophie. Mac?"
McCarthy: "Munnster. ALL THE WAY!"
O'Dell: "Cassie?"
Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"
O'Dell: "Here we go. Ladies wasting no time going after one another and Munn has Mudd on the back foot almost immediately! Livvy getting off lusty here, working over the younger blonde to both head and body as Sophie backs and covers in the face of the onslaught..."
McCarthy: "That's it, MUNNSTER! Take this Dancing Hooker OUT!"
O'Dell: "That's clearly Olivia's plan. There's nothing subtle about it and nothing sloppy, either. The veteran is working soundly and efficiently, hooking, jabbing, moving the head, hands, and feet, and taking the fight to the younger brunette. There's a GOOD right from Munn and ANOTHER!"
Tess: "Mudd needs to start firing back here..."
O'Dell: "At the moment, Sophie's only able to do that in spots, as the hard, accurate fire from Olivia is suppressing most of what the younger woman's trying to do here. GOOD combination by Munn, who then hooks some ribs and digs one to the rack right at the bell. Excellent round for Munn, who takes it wide."
Cassie: "And takes the early 10-9 lead."
ROUND TWO:
O'Dell: "Munn pressing and MUDD ROCKS HER! Sophie a NASTY right hand counter and Livvy is GOBSMACKED! Munn in full retreat now as the younger brunette lets the hands go, pummeling Olivia back into the ropes. Munn in a high guard and MUDD GOES RACK!"
McCarthy: "LOW BLOWS! Watch the LOW BLOWS!"
O'Dell: "Sophie PUNISHING Livvy right now. Munn game, keeping the guard high, putting the body on sale. She's tightening the elbows, crouching, trying to protect the rack, but Sophie's digging into it. Munn clinching now, hanging on as the ref works to separate the fighters..."
Cassie: "Sophie wants to be careful here. Munn's a good counter-puncher."
O'Dell: "Good advice indeed, and, for all the offense the younger brunette is generating, she's not getting sloppy. Still Munn starting to fire back now, seems to have shaken the worst of it, works her way off the ropes, and there's the bell. No doubt, it's Sophie wide in the second, but Olivia rides out the storm."
Tess: "And we're even at 19."
ROUND THREE:
O'Dell: "Munn getting off early. She's got the legs back under her and is quickly reestablishing control. This is excellent stuff from the older brunette, who's walking in behind that jab, landing hard, accurate right hands, tossing Mudd to the defensive again and again here..."
Cassie: "What's also impressive is how quickly the legs came back..."
O'Dell: "No doubt about it. This round looks like the second never happened. It's a continuation of the first, with Munn showing all her veteran wiles and boxing skills and plenty of physicals to go along with them. She's digging some body now, hooking rack. Mudd giving ground again..."
Tess: "Sophie once again needs to start banging back some."
O'Dell: "She's definitely been plenty passive this round, despite the ear beating she's getting from Neve Campbell in the Front Street corner. We're down to fifteen seconds in the third. GOOD right by Munn and the older brunette steps to, hooks body and rack right to the bell. Olivia. Wide."
McCarthy: "And, the Munnster leads 29-28."
ROUND FOUR:
O'Dell: "Into the fourth and Mudd making with the long left poke here. She's moving the feet, actually doing some boxing here to slow down Munn. And, while this isn't what we expected, it's working, as Sophie keeps Olivia at bay and begins dropping right hands off that jab..."
Tess: "Mudd has the reach advantage here..."
O'Dell: "She does, and she's using it. And, she's dictating with that jab. This is not your typical JMD round, but Mudd's changed the equation here and she's not going to fix something that isn't broken. Meanwhile, Livvy still working to close, and, when she does, she's working serious body in there."
McCarthy: "Exactly. She'll wear down this Dancing Hooker!"
O'Dell: "She's definitely doing some serious investing when she's able to get inside, but, for the most part, it's Sophie who's getting the work done. Good combination for Mudd and then another as we come into the final seconds of the round. There's the bell. For the fourth consecutive stanza, not close. Mudd wide."
Cassie: "And we're even at 28."
ROUND FIVE:
O'Dell: "Munn getting more aggressive now. She's determined to get in there and bang with Mudd, and Sophie now firing back and HERE WE GO! Firefight in the middle of the ring, with both brunettes getting off lusty and nobody taking a backward step! GOOD right from Mudd and a BETTER one from Munn!"
Cassie: "Something's got to give here..."
O'Dell: "You'd think so, because this is Hagler/Hearns stuff, as the two brunettes are firing away, head, body, rack, just POUNDING at one another right now and nobody showing any signs of slowing down and MUDD STAGGERS MUNN! Right hand, Sophie and Olivia is rumblin', stumblin', fumblin' around the ring! Sophie stepping to, WORKING the rack! Munn tying up and DOWN SHE GOES! Mudd a right uppie and Olivia blown to her back!"
McCarthy: "GET UP, MUNN! GET UP, YOU BUM!"
O'Dell: "Sophie to a neutral corner. Count at three. Four. Five. Munn rolling to her belly. Six. Seven. She's on all fours at eight. To one knee at nine...TEN! It's over! Olivia can't beat the count and it's OVER and your winner by KO5 after an absolutely BRUTAL round is 'Sultry' Sophie Mudd!"
Tess: "Wow...that was some round..."
McCarthy: "FAST COUNT! THAT WAS A FAST COUNT! I DEMAND A RECOUNT!"
AFTER:
O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"
Tess: "I have our winner, Sophie Mudd, and, Sophie, that last round was SOMETHING..."
Sophie (smiling): "Yeah. She was really aggressive early, and kind of took over a couple of rounds. So, I got a little reset in the fourth and decided, well, if she keeps coming, then I'll be there to meet her and we'll see what happens. And, you SAW what happened."
Tess: "This was the second straight JMD bout for you..."
Sophie (smiling): "Well, management wants to give me a little push there, so, I'm excited about that. But, I'm up for any regular bantam bouts, and, hey, I might just get involved on the beach, too. We'll have to wait and see!"
"This girl wants to go JMD with me?", says Olivia with a smile. "I fought for the JMD Title! This is NOT going to go well for her."
"It's true," says Sophie with a smile. "Munn fought for the JMD title...and she LOST, just like she's going to do tonight."
ROUND ONE:
O'Dell: "Back at ringside and that's 'Ain't No Rest For The Wicked' by Cage The Elephant and here comes Sceej's own Olivia Munn!"
McCarthy: "THAT'S right. The MUNNSTER is here and she's going to BLAST this Dancing Hooker all the way to HERSHEY!"
O'Dell: "Olivia BOUNCING down to the ring, smiling at the crowd, then climbing inside to be helped off with the robe by the Sceej corner crew, and said crowd POPPING for Munn in that white two-piece we've seen before..."
Tess: "She absolutely does NOT look like she's going to be turning 42 in few days..."
McCarthy: "Nothin'. But. A. Number!"
O'Dell: "And, that's 'Hotter Than Hell' by Dua Lipa pounding through the arena, but that's not Dua coming to the ring, it's 'Sultry' Sophie Mudd!"
McCarthy: "Who's going to get her CLOCK CLEANED!"
Cassie: "Big fight for Sophie, no doubt. She's looking to take that step to being a contender both in the bantamweight division and in JMD, and here's a chance to do that..."
O'Dell: "Mudd into the ring and helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve. And, she's looking VERY good in that Egyptian blue number we've seen before, and the crowd has noticed..."
McCarthy: "Can't hold a candle to the Munnster...OR J-Mac..."
Tess: "HERE we go..."
McCarthy: "SHUT UP, WALMART!"
O'Dell: "Drink up, boys! Ladies about ready to go. Time for some picks. Tess likes Sophie. Mac?"
McCarthy: "Munnster. ALL THE WAY!"
O'Dell: "Cassie?"
Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"
O'Dell: "Here we go. Ladies wasting no time going after one another and Munn has Mudd on the back foot almost immediately! Livvy getting off lusty here, working over the younger blonde to both head and body as Sophie backs and covers in the face of the onslaught..."
McCarthy: "That's it, MUNNSTER! Take this Dancing Hooker OUT!"
O'Dell: "That's clearly Olivia's plan. There's nothing subtle about it and nothing sloppy, either. The veteran is working soundly and efficiently, hooking, jabbing, moving the head, hands, and feet, and taking the fight to the younger brunette. There's a GOOD right from Munn and ANOTHER!"
Tess: "Mudd needs to start firing back here..."
O'Dell: "At the moment, Sophie's only able to do that in spots, as the hard, accurate fire from Olivia is suppressing most of what the younger woman's trying to do here. GOOD combination by Munn, who then hooks some ribs and digs one to the rack right at the bell. Excellent round for Munn, who takes it wide."
Cassie: "And takes the early 10-9 lead."
ROUND TWO:
O'Dell: "Munn pressing and MUDD ROCKS HER! Sophie a NASTY right hand counter and Livvy is GOBSMACKED! Munn in full retreat now as the younger brunette lets the hands go, pummeling Olivia back into the ropes. Munn in a high guard and MUDD GOES RACK!"
McCarthy: "LOW BLOWS! Watch the LOW BLOWS!"
O'Dell: "Sophie PUNISHING Livvy right now. Munn game, keeping the guard high, putting the body on sale. She's tightening the elbows, crouching, trying to protect the rack, but Sophie's digging into it. Munn clinching now, hanging on as the ref works to separate the fighters..."
Cassie: "Sophie wants to be careful here. Munn's a good counter-puncher."
O'Dell: "Good advice indeed, and, for all the offense the younger brunette is generating, she's not getting sloppy. Still Munn starting to fire back now, seems to have shaken the worst of it, works her way off the ropes, and there's the bell. No doubt, it's Sophie wide in the second, but Olivia rides out the storm."
Tess: "And we're even at 19."
ROUND THREE:
O'Dell: "Munn getting off early. She's got the legs back under her and is quickly reestablishing control. This is excellent stuff from the older brunette, who's walking in behind that jab, landing hard, accurate right hands, tossing Mudd to the defensive again and again here..."
Cassie: "What's also impressive is how quickly the legs came back..."
O'Dell: "No doubt about it. This round looks like the second never happened. It's a continuation of the first, with Munn showing all her veteran wiles and boxing skills and plenty of physicals to go along with them. She's digging some body now, hooking rack. Mudd giving ground again..."
Tess: "Sophie once again needs to start banging back some."
O'Dell: "She's definitely been plenty passive this round, despite the ear beating she's getting from Neve Campbell in the Front Street corner. We're down to fifteen seconds in the third. GOOD right by Munn and the older brunette steps to, hooks body and rack right to the bell. Olivia. Wide."
McCarthy: "And, the Munnster leads 29-28."
ROUND FOUR:
O'Dell: "Into the fourth and Mudd making with the long left poke here. She's moving the feet, actually doing some boxing here to slow down Munn. And, while this isn't what we expected, it's working, as Sophie keeps Olivia at bay and begins dropping right hands off that jab..."
Tess: "Mudd has the reach advantage here..."
O'Dell: "She does, and she's using it. And, she's dictating with that jab. This is not your typical JMD round, but Mudd's changed the equation here and she's not going to fix something that isn't broken. Meanwhile, Livvy still working to close, and, when she does, she's working serious body in there."
McCarthy: "Exactly. She'll wear down this Dancing Hooker!"
O'Dell: "She's definitely doing some serious investing when she's able to get inside, but, for the most part, it's Sophie who's getting the work done. Good combination for Mudd and then another as we come into the final seconds of the round. There's the bell. For the fourth consecutive stanza, not close. Mudd wide."
Cassie: "And we're even at 28."
ROUND FIVE:
O'Dell: "Munn getting more aggressive now. She's determined to get in there and bang with Mudd, and Sophie now firing back and HERE WE GO! Firefight in the middle of the ring, with both brunettes getting off lusty and nobody taking a backward step! GOOD right from Mudd and a BETTER one from Munn!"
Cassie: "Something's got to give here..."
O'Dell: "You'd think so, because this is Hagler/Hearns stuff, as the two brunettes are firing away, head, body, rack, just POUNDING at one another right now and nobody showing any signs of slowing down and MUDD STAGGERS MUNN! Right hand, Sophie and Olivia is rumblin', stumblin', fumblin' around the ring! Sophie stepping to, WORKING the rack! Munn tying up and DOWN SHE GOES! Mudd a right uppie and Olivia blown to her back!"
McCarthy: "GET UP, MUNN! GET UP, YOU BUM!"
O'Dell: "Sophie to a neutral corner. Count at three. Four. Five. Munn rolling to her belly. Six. Seven. She's on all fours at eight. To one knee at nine...TEN! It's over! Olivia can't beat the count and it's OVER and your winner by KO5 after an absolutely BRUTAL round is 'Sultry' Sophie Mudd!"
Tess: "Wow...that was some round..."
McCarthy: "FAST COUNT! THAT WAS A FAST COUNT! I DEMAND A RECOUNT!"
AFTER:
O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"
Tess: "I have our winner, Sophie Mudd, and, Sophie, that last round was SOMETHING..."
Sophie (smiling): "Yeah. She was really aggressive early, and kind of took over a couple of rounds. So, I got a little reset in the fourth and decided, well, if she keeps coming, then I'll be there to meet her and we'll see what happens. And, you SAW what happened."
Tess: "This was the second straight JMD bout for you..."
Sophie (smiling): "Well, management wants to give me a little push there, so, I'm excited about that. But, I'm up for any regular bantam bouts, and, hey, I might just get involved on the beach, too. We'll have to wait and see!"