Anna Kendrick versus Sienna Miller

Pre Fight: A battle of two former champions looking to get their careers back on track. Sienna is looking for momentum going into bouts against Miley Cyrus and Megan Fox. Anna is just looking to get a win. She’s 2-0 against Empire girls (both against Julianne Hough) and despite a poor record as of late, the ravishing redhead still has a dynamite right hand.

“I was a little surprised when I got a call from Empire about a bout, I was thinking that it had to be Juli begging for another rematch, but when I heard that it was Sienna, I jumped at the opportunity. While I would have preferred to face her at her prime five or so years ago, or when she had the title, I’ll gladly take the opportunity to punish another Empire girl. Heck, maybe they’ll pick me up as they’ve gone pretty stale as of late” states a confident Anna Kendrick. “Anna was a one hit wonder, she had one great year and two pretty good ones before fading into obscurity. She hasn’t won a fight in two years and sure as hell won’t tonight” responds a seething Sienna Miller. Prefight tensions raised even higher as Julianne Hough is livid that Sienna got a shot at Anna before her, vowing to show them both how dangerous she can be in the near future before she’s ushered away to take a phone call by an ashen-faced Kate Hudson. Anna comes out first escorted by her longtime friend Aubrey Plaza. The curvy redhead disrobes to reveal a white bikini top and white trunks with gold trim displaying AK across the waistband, matching gold gloves and boots, long red hair swept back in a ponytail. Sienna out next escorted by Jaime Pressly and Emma Stone, she disrobes to reveal a white bikini top and white trunks with red trim, matching red gloves and boots, blonde hair tied back in a ponytail. Both girls are chomping at the bit as they slam their gloves together during the refs instructions as they glare at one another waiting for the opening bell.

R1: Both girls fly out of their corners, circling one another, eager to make a statement, exchanging probing jabs as they try to figure out how to best close the distance. Sienna going to her bread and butter, popping out rapid flurries of piston like jabs before retreating to the perimeter, Anna keeping her cool, eating most of these shots off her raised guard, smirking as she sees an opening and side steps to her right to cut off Miller’s retreat, forcing her blonde off balance just enough to leave her guard just low enough for the redhead to sneak a keyhole right hand past her defenses and send a shocked Sienna stumbling backwards and spinning off the ropes as Kendrick gives pursuit. Miller on her bicycle as she attempts to shake off the hurt, legging it out until the bell as an irate Anna gestures at her to fight, redhead bodied back by the official as Sienna is looked over in the Empire corner. Pressly urging her girl to use her legs and clinch when spooked, rather than risk being left open to any of Anna’s heavy artillery.

R2: Miller keeping her girl at a distance, using her reach advantage to keep Anna at a distance, pumping out quick successions of piercing jabs off the redhead’s guard, repelling her each time she attempts to work her way inside by keeping the action midring and using her legs to pivot to the sides. Kendrick is getting visibly frustrated as she charges underneath a left jab, leaving her face unprotected as Sienna slings a compact left hook into her eye, sending the buxom redhead stumbling backwards as she covers up earmuff. Blonde going to her foe’s exposed belly, slapping away shots on her navel to bring her mitts down before going back after her puffy right eye, attacking her girl from multiple angles as she takes advantage of her blindspot as Kendrick can’t or won’t throw back. At the bell Aubrey quickly gets to work on Anna’s eye, generously applying enswell with vigour as Kendrick winces in pain, muttering to herself as she waits for the bell.

R3: Sienna masterfully uses her legs to keep her back off the ropes, keeping Anna midring with a hailstorm of sharp jabs and cuffing hooks off her guard and flanks. Anna’s right eye is nearly swollen shut, but the redhead shows great determination, spanking her mitts off Miller’s flanks, but she’s unable to land any meaningful leather upstairs as the blonde darts in and out of trouble. In the final moments Anna gambles as she takes a jab in her aching right eye, grimacing as she slings a right hook that detonates in Sienna’s belly button, freezing her on the spot and forcing her to clinch at the bell and turning what was a close round for Miller into a draw.

R4: Anna shakes off the punishment, knowing that it’s now or never, quickly going on the offensive, eating and walking through Sienna’s rapid jabs, countering with jabs of her own as she bobs her way inside, hurling a hellacious broadside of leather at Sienna’s head and rocking her back and forth as she backs her into the neutral corner. Miller is stunned, burying her face in her gloves as the redhead turns her attention to the blonde’s exposed belly, hurling hooks and uppercuts into her breasts and abs as she slowly begins to stoop forward. Jaime Pressly screaming “clinch damnit, clinch” as her stunned ward finally takes heed, but she sloppily wraps her mitts around Anna’s neck, allowing the redhead to continue to slam shots into her belly. Sienna gurgling, eyes moist as she lowers her left to secure Anna’s trunks and pull her in close, Kendrick off balance compressing her girl into the cables until the ref pries them apart. Once action resumes Anna herds her girl back into the ropes and lays siege to her body. Sienna covers up earmuff, taking a horrible shelling as the ref looks on, somehow surviving until the bell as Anna begins to lose steam. Kendrick collapses on her stool, chest heaving as she looks across at her battered foe who’s receiving emergency repairs from a distraught Jaime Pressly.

R5: Both girls are a little bit rickety to start the fifth, but to add to her utter exhaustion, Anna’s right eye is completely shut, affording a battered but game Sienna the opportunity to retake control and punish her foe. Blonde going back to where she left off in the second, hurling a right hook around Kendrick’s guard that slams into her swollen eye, following up with a shot to the solar plexus that folds the redhead in half as Miller slams a right uppercut into her chin sending Anna spinning to the canvas. The crowd groans in sympathy as Kendrick covers her eye with her right and clutches her belly with her left, somehow managing to make it up just before the count hits ten. The ref looks her over and somehow allows the fight to continue as Anna leans against the ropes, covering up earmuff, beckoning Sienna forward. Miller throws caution to the wind as she closes the distance, confident that she can outslug a wounded one eyed redhead. Girls trading sloppily, nearly fighting out of a clinch as they cover up earmuff and pelt away to opposing bodies and flanks. Despite keeping her right up to protect her eye, Anna manages to hold her own for a while by the sheer force as her left, but she’s unable to weather the storm of attrition as Miller begins to target her body more and more, Anna gritting her teeth, hurling a desperation haymaker as Sienna ducks just beneath her soaring left and answers with a right of her own that launches Kendrick backwards and sends the punchdrunk beauty to a seat on the bottom strand with her right draped over the second rope. The official rushes forward as Anna was in no place to defend herself from any further punishment, and thus spares her from the followup left ticketed for her eye. TKO 5 Sienna Miller!

Sienna furiously takes on water as Aubrey rushes across the ring and pleads for her to spare Anna from any further punishment, Miller is hearing none of it until she’s dragged backwards by Jaime Pressly as the veteran trainer whispers something into her ear. Suddenly Sienna’s face twists into a state of pure rage, quickly exiting the ring flanked by her seconds. After coming around Anna is clearly devastated by her loss. “While she got me good in the second, everyone here knows that I’d wear her down with two eyes, like I nearly did with one. I’d like to face her again in the near future, and if it gets me the chance, I’ll give Juli that third go that she’s been begging me for. Congratulations Sienna, you won tonight, but this isn’t over!”

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Sienna rushes into the Empire locker room, shoving her way past Kate Hudson as she bursts into the office. “I’m sorry Sienna, she’s gone, I didn’t kn…” blurts out Kate as she tries to calm her teammate. Miller seething, tearing the room apart as Jaime Pressly attempts to restrain her. Seconds after, the television monitor behind them changes from the post fight highlights to a press conference. Seated at the dais is recently released free agent Olivia Wilde flanked by Aly Michalka, Madison Iseman, and a blank faced Stacy Keibler. The veteran brunette, fighting back a smile, begins to speak “Empire was once one of the biggest names in this sport, boasting numerous champions and top prospects that sadly have gone on to other organizations. They haven’t had a name crack the top fifteen in years, and have been living off the past glory of the old guard. I was brought in to restore this once great house to glory and I will do so immediately, starting with the signing of these two talented women. There will be countless roster and matchmaking moves in the coming weeks, some of which you may not agree with, but mark my words, this is the beginning of a new dynasty.”