Dump all these new titles. Stop humiliations.
May 16, 2022 14:06:24 GMT -6
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Post by Tractorpull on May 16, 2022 14:06:24 GMT -6
Tractorpull Headquarters
Nashville Tn
11.00 AM CDT: GMT-5
Tess and Charlize enter the Tractorpull’s Office. Carol, the pretty young receptionist, sees them come in and her eyes light up with excitement.
Carol:’ Good morning Tess. Fred is expecting you.’
Tess; Carol, This is Charlize Theron”
Carol: I know. I recognized her. I have been a huge fan since I was a little girl. I remember that movie with the big ape. Charlize, would you permit me to have a selfie with you?”
Charlize: ‘Thanks for reminding me of my age. Of course not, let’s do it.” They take a selfie.
Carol; “Oh thank you. Go on back, I’ll let Fred you’re here.”
They go through the door to the bull pen where work comes to a halt and the mostly male staff stare in admiration. They pass Tess’s office and enter Fred’s. Fred stands up to greet them. “Nice to see you, Have a seat”
Charlize: “You asked for this meeting. What’s on you mind?
Fred: “There’s going to be a Queen of the Beach tournament late this summer so we are going to have to adjust your schedule”
Charlize: “That won’t be necessary.
Fred: “It will add a possible three to five fights to you schedule depending on the format that will be used. You have to change it”
Charlize; You don’t understand me. I am not going to fight in that tournament.
Fred: “You have won more beach fights than anyone. You are going to be expected to participate”
Charlize: “I don’t care. I am not going to fight in that tournament. Tess and I are on the same page. I am not going to fight for a title like that. Are you clear on that?” I know Tess feels strongly about that and I will publicly refuse if I need to, but please leave me out of the rest of what she has to say
Tess: “No problem I can take the heat. All these new titles are silly crap. Queen of this or princess of that. Mistress,JMD/D, and whatever else they can think of have brought titles to a new low. There are only four titles. The four unified titles. These ridiculous titles are not going to stop. Someone will think of a new one. Take this Princess of the Beach. As I understand it. It covers the flyweights and bantams. There can possibility of there being a nineteen pound weight difference. So that won’t be fair, so there will be something like a mini-princess and princess. Some stables are big on these silly titles like IBB and Odds & Ends Lima has five titles listed on her profile. Only one is a Unified title. They make her look better than she really is. Stables have a bunch of members who will never win a unified title so managers have to get them something to make them look good. Unfortunately that is not going to happen because all the dumb silly titles will end up in the hands to top ten fighters. We have AMD which is really stupid, but there will be a Queen and Princess of that. I’m surprised there isn’t a Legs of Mass Destruction so there can be a princess and Queen. I don’t think it will stop. Managers are smart. They will think of something and the more outlandish, the more publicity it will get. JMD/D used to be an unusual fight. Now they are mainline Their titles are getting that same stature as Unified titles. That’s a sad commentary of the state of the FCBA and I can see it getting worse. One more thing in real life the queen is politically superior to the princess. So if you are the Queen, people will think you are superior to the princess. . In this phony situation, the best small girl may be a better fighter than the bigger one, yet she can’t be termed the queen. A lot of bantams have beaten lightweights. Queen is reserved for the bigger girls. It’s size that matters not ability
Fred: “Well the third member of your so-called trio has a bunch of JMDD titles
Charlize: “Good for her. Kates our good friend. I don’t have a problem with the girls that hold them.
Tess: Kate demonstrates another problem. We are now allowing BBU titles to be shown. They are BBU fights. They shouldn’t be in the FCBA records. For some reason, which I am not privy to. her FCBA and BBU records are combined into one. In other fighters, they are separated. All these phony titles do nothing other than to clog up the profiles. Their string of titles will exceed that of great fighters like Jennifer Garner whose ten titles are either the old sectional titles or Unified. They are all legitimate titles. Kate already has eleven titles listed. Only four are Unified. It’s a sad joke, This is a manager and FCBA management problem. The managers aren’t going to do anything and don’t count on FCBA management because some of those managers are in the FCBA administration.
lFred: Charlize; "You know there is a Mistress of the Body Saddle in your profile”
Charlize: “I didn’t put it there or ask for it to be put there. They can take it down for all I care”
Fred: OK we will keep you out of the of this. After all it’s Tess’s show and she has a habit of making enemies”
Tess: ” One more thing is the humiliations. I know that when when Charlize was younger She did humiliations. She thought they were fun. She was also humiliated She told me when she got a little older, she realized they are horrible sportsmanship. They turn your opponent into an enemy. She stopped long ago except for that McCarthy fight. She took McCarthy’s bra off and paraded her around. She was angry. She told me she shouldn’t have done it, but after after twenty years of being harassed, she kind of enjoyed it. Now, she regrets it Those humiliations have increased and the fighters who do them don’t regret it, They seem proud of it, It’s simply terrible sportsmanship.They are playing to most perverse instincts of a segment of the crowd that actually enjoys seeing people humiliated. Fighters who do humiliations should be punished Yet nothing is done by FCBA management . Managers should to do it, which means nothing will be done. They usually know there will be an humiliation and do nothing to stop it”
Fred: “So you are down on managers”
Tess: No we are not really down of managers. They all want to be best. but it has got to the point where they can use these phony titles and humiliations to prove their superiority and play to the least desirable instincts of the crowd .
Charlize: Like I say Tess and I are on the same page as far as humiliations. No one will listen to me I simply an over the hill punch drunk old woman. Tess is a reporter, she can criticize management better than I can. So now you understand as far as I am concerned the only titles I will fight for are the Unified lightweight or welter. Of course, my title days are over. I have accepted that, but I will not fight for the queen of this or that, ever, ever, ever.
Fred: I think I got the message
Charlize: “Is there anything else while I am here
Fred: :It’s lunch time. How about a steak?
Tess: “As long as it’s a real steak, not one of those phony ones”
Fred: “I don’t do phony steak”
Nashville Tn
11.00 AM CDT: GMT-5
Tess and Charlize enter the Tractorpull’s Office. Carol, the pretty young receptionist, sees them come in and her eyes light up with excitement.
Carol:’ Good morning Tess. Fred is expecting you.’
Tess; Carol, This is Charlize Theron”
Carol: I know. I recognized her. I have been a huge fan since I was a little girl. I remember that movie with the big ape. Charlize, would you permit me to have a selfie with you?”
Charlize: ‘Thanks for reminding me of my age. Of course not, let’s do it.” They take a selfie.
Carol; “Oh thank you. Go on back, I’ll let Fred you’re here.”
They go through the door to the bull pen where work comes to a halt and the mostly male staff stare in admiration. They pass Tess’s office and enter Fred’s. Fred stands up to greet them. “Nice to see you, Have a seat”
Charlize: “You asked for this meeting. What’s on you mind?
Fred: “There’s going to be a Queen of the Beach tournament late this summer so we are going to have to adjust your schedule”
Charlize: “That won’t be necessary.
Fred: “It will add a possible three to five fights to you schedule depending on the format that will be used. You have to change it”
Charlize; You don’t understand me. I am not going to fight in that tournament.
Fred: “You have won more beach fights than anyone. You are going to be expected to participate”
Charlize: “I don’t care. I am not going to fight in that tournament. Tess and I are on the same page. I am not going to fight for a title like that. Are you clear on that?” I know Tess feels strongly about that and I will publicly refuse if I need to, but please leave me out of the rest of what she has to say
Tess: “No problem I can take the heat. All these new titles are silly crap. Queen of this or princess of that. Mistress,JMD/D, and whatever else they can think of have brought titles to a new low. There are only four titles. The four unified titles. These ridiculous titles are not going to stop. Someone will think of a new one. Take this Princess of the Beach. As I understand it. It covers the flyweights and bantams. There can possibility of there being a nineteen pound weight difference. So that won’t be fair, so there will be something like a mini-princess and princess. Some stables are big on these silly titles like IBB and Odds & Ends Lima has five titles listed on her profile. Only one is a Unified title. They make her look better than she really is. Stables have a bunch of members who will never win a unified title so managers have to get them something to make them look good. Unfortunately that is not going to happen because all the dumb silly titles will end up in the hands to top ten fighters. We have AMD which is really stupid, but there will be a Queen and Princess of that. I’m surprised there isn’t a Legs of Mass Destruction so there can be a princess and Queen. I don’t think it will stop. Managers are smart. They will think of something and the more outlandish, the more publicity it will get. JMD/D used to be an unusual fight. Now they are mainline Their titles are getting that same stature as Unified titles. That’s a sad commentary of the state of the FCBA and I can see it getting worse. One more thing in real life the queen is politically superior to the princess. So if you are the Queen, people will think you are superior to the princess. . In this phony situation, the best small girl may be a better fighter than the bigger one, yet she can’t be termed the queen. A lot of bantams have beaten lightweights. Queen is reserved for the bigger girls. It’s size that matters not ability
Fred: “Well the third member of your so-called trio has a bunch of JMDD titles
Charlize: “Good for her. Kates our good friend. I don’t have a problem with the girls that hold them.
Tess: Kate demonstrates another problem. We are now allowing BBU titles to be shown. They are BBU fights. They shouldn’t be in the FCBA records. For some reason, which I am not privy to. her FCBA and BBU records are combined into one. In other fighters, they are separated. All these phony titles do nothing other than to clog up the profiles. Their string of titles will exceed that of great fighters like Jennifer Garner whose ten titles are either the old sectional titles or Unified. They are all legitimate titles. Kate already has eleven titles listed. Only four are Unified. It’s a sad joke, This is a manager and FCBA management problem. The managers aren’t going to do anything and don’t count on FCBA management because some of those managers are in the FCBA administration.
lFred: Charlize; "You know there is a Mistress of the Body Saddle in your profile”
Charlize: “I didn’t put it there or ask for it to be put there. They can take it down for all I care”
Fred: OK we will keep you out of the of this. After all it’s Tess’s show and she has a habit of making enemies”
Tess: ” One more thing is the humiliations. I know that when when Charlize was younger She did humiliations. She thought they were fun. She was also humiliated She told me when she got a little older, she realized they are horrible sportsmanship. They turn your opponent into an enemy. She stopped long ago except for that McCarthy fight. She took McCarthy’s bra off and paraded her around. She was angry. She told me she shouldn’t have done it, but after after twenty years of being harassed, she kind of enjoyed it. Now, she regrets it Those humiliations have increased and the fighters who do them don’t regret it, They seem proud of it, It’s simply terrible sportsmanship.They are playing to most perverse instincts of a segment of the crowd that actually enjoys seeing people humiliated. Fighters who do humiliations should be punished Yet nothing is done by FCBA management . Managers should to do it, which means nothing will be done. They usually know there will be an humiliation and do nothing to stop it”
Fred: “So you are down on managers”
Tess: No we are not really down of managers. They all want to be best. but it has got to the point where they can use these phony titles and humiliations to prove their superiority and play to the least desirable instincts of the crowd .
Charlize: Like I say Tess and I are on the same page as far as humiliations. No one will listen to me I simply an over the hill punch drunk old woman. Tess is a reporter, she can criticize management better than I can. So now you understand as far as I am concerned the only titles I will fight for are the Unified lightweight or welter. Of course, my title days are over. I have accepted that, but I will not fight for the queen of this or that, ever, ever, ever.
Fred: I think I got the message
Charlize: “Is there anything else while I am here
Fred: :It’s lunch time. How about a steak?
Tess: “As long as it’s a real steak, not one of those phony ones”
Fred: “I don’t do phony steak”
No reprimand necessary and glad we got that worked out. We'll send her some lobster so that she can chew on that and think things through next time! 
