Post by HBO's Boxing At The Asylum on Apr 30, 2022 17:34:44 GMT -6
BEFORE:
"Listen," says Christina with a smile, "I'm still in great shape and I can still do this. Just watch and see!"
"I have no doubt she can still fight," says Billie with a nod. "But. She can't fight well enough to get a win tonight."
ROUND ONE:
O'Dell: "Back at ringside and that's 'Dip It Low', and here comes the singer of that tune, the lovely Christina Milian!"
McCarthy: "She was here back in the GOOD OLD DAYS of the Asylum, when it was JUST Hall of Famers O'Dell and McCarthy at the broadcast table!"
Tess: "See, here's the thing..."
McCarthy: "I. WAS. ROBBED OF THE HALL OF FAME AND YOU KNOW IT, so SHUT UP, WALMART!"
O'Dell (sighing): "Drink up, boys, as Christina climbs into the ring and is helped off with the robe to reveal a red and white striped number and a body that's DEFINITELY in great shape. And, that's 'You Should See Me In A Crown' you hear behind us, and that can only mean that 'Buxom' Billie Eilish, is on her way to the ring."
Tess: "And, speaking of top prospects at Front Street, Billie's done very well since joining the stable..."
Cassie: "Definitely has. And, she's getting better every time out."
O'Dell: "She's also wasting no time getting into the ring. Eilish helped off with the robe to reveal that emerald number she likes and the crowd likes even more. And, the ladies are about ready to go. Time for some picks. Tess likes Billie. Mac?"
McCarthy: "Age ain't nothin' but a number. Milian."
O'Dell: "Cassie?"
Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"
O'Dell: "Our first split panel of the night and Eilish quickly looking to prove one of the ladies wrong. She's stepping right to Milian and backing her up with solid shot. Christina a little surprised here, as this is a flyweight stepping up to bantam, but that's not slowing Billie down, ladies..."
Cassie: "There's no question Billie has the power to fight at bantam. And, this is not likely to be the only time you see her at this weight."
O'Dell: "Milian moving some now. She's still got excellent legs and moves very well. Bouncing, jabbing, looking to get her box on. Billie working forward and ROCKING MILIAN WITH A RIGHT HAND! Christina stumbles and EILISH DROPS HER WITH A NASTY LEFT HOOK!"
Tess: "And, that might DO it..."
O'Dell: "Billie to a neutral corner. Christina down on her left side. Referee's count at three. Four. Five. No movement at ALL from Milian as the numbers mount. Six. Seven. It's academic. Christina is DOWN and OUT. Nine. TEN! It's OVER! And your winner by KO1 for the third time in her young career is 'Buxom' Billie Eilish!"
McCarthy: "She wants to fight BANTAM? Maybe I'LL just have to take her down a peg! We'll just see! We'll just see!"
AFTER:
O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"
Tess: "I have our winner, Billie Eilish, and, Billie, this is your first fight at bantamweight, and, I suspect any questions about whether you can fight at this weight may have been answered..."
Billie (smiling): "Never had any doubt. I have enough power to fight bantam, and I have no problem stepping up here any time management wants me to."
Tess: "So, what's next for you? Another fight at 120?"
Billie (shrugging): "I don't worry about that stuff. That's what I have management for. Bantam, fly, JMD. Doesn't matter. Just tell me when to be at the arena."
"Listen," says Christina with a smile, "I'm still in great shape and I can still do this. Just watch and see!"
"I have no doubt she can still fight," says Billie with a nod. "But. She can't fight well enough to get a win tonight."
ROUND ONE:
O'Dell: "Back at ringside and that's 'Dip It Low', and here comes the singer of that tune, the lovely Christina Milian!"
McCarthy: "She was here back in the GOOD OLD DAYS of the Asylum, when it was JUST Hall of Famers O'Dell and McCarthy at the broadcast table!"
Tess: "See, here's the thing..."
McCarthy: "I. WAS. ROBBED OF THE HALL OF FAME AND YOU KNOW IT, so SHUT UP, WALMART!"
O'Dell (sighing): "Drink up, boys, as Christina climbs into the ring and is helped off with the robe to reveal a red and white striped number and a body that's DEFINITELY in great shape. And, that's 'You Should See Me In A Crown' you hear behind us, and that can only mean that 'Buxom' Billie Eilish, is on her way to the ring."
Tess: "And, speaking of top prospects at Front Street, Billie's done very well since joining the stable..."
Cassie: "Definitely has. And, she's getting better every time out."
O'Dell: "She's also wasting no time getting into the ring. Eilish helped off with the robe to reveal that emerald number she likes and the crowd likes even more. And, the ladies are about ready to go. Time for some picks. Tess likes Billie. Mac?"
McCarthy: "Age ain't nothin' but a number. Milian."
O'Dell: "Cassie?"
Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"
O'Dell: "Our first split panel of the night and Eilish quickly looking to prove one of the ladies wrong. She's stepping right to Milian and backing her up with solid shot. Christina a little surprised here, as this is a flyweight stepping up to bantam, but that's not slowing Billie down, ladies..."
Cassie: "There's no question Billie has the power to fight at bantam. And, this is not likely to be the only time you see her at this weight."
O'Dell: "Milian moving some now. She's still got excellent legs and moves very well. Bouncing, jabbing, looking to get her box on. Billie working forward and ROCKING MILIAN WITH A RIGHT HAND! Christina stumbles and EILISH DROPS HER WITH A NASTY LEFT HOOK!"
Tess: "And, that might DO it..."
O'Dell: "Billie to a neutral corner. Christina down on her left side. Referee's count at three. Four. Five. No movement at ALL from Milian as the numbers mount. Six. Seven. It's academic. Christina is DOWN and OUT. Nine. TEN! It's OVER! And your winner by KO1 for the third time in her young career is 'Buxom' Billie Eilish!"
McCarthy: "She wants to fight BANTAM? Maybe I'LL just have to take her down a peg! We'll just see! We'll just see!"
AFTER:
O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"
Tess: "I have our winner, Billie Eilish, and, Billie, this is your first fight at bantamweight, and, I suspect any questions about whether you can fight at this weight may have been answered..."
Billie (smiling): "Never had any doubt. I have enough power to fight bantam, and I have no problem stepping up here any time management wants me to."
Tess: "So, what's next for you? Another fight at 120?"
Billie (shrugging): "I don't worry about that stuff. That's what I have management for. Bantam, fly, JMD. Doesn't matter. Just tell me when to be at the arena."