Vivian Hsieh versus Hannah Palmer

R1: Though this match is not officially JMD, the girls treat it like one anyways, going after each other's breasts right off the bat. Vivian has more bust and more experience, so she comes out on top and takes the first round against the newcomer by a large margin.

R2: Expecting another boob-slug, Vivian walks into round two with her arms down low, but is met with a blow to the cheek that snaps her head to the side. This opening error is enough for Hannah to take control and dominate the round. The round goes to Hannah by a wide margin.

R3: Hannah tricks Vivian again, feinting high then going low, taking another round with spectacular flares of color.

R4: Third time's the charm; Vivian manages to not get swindled this round and thwarts Hannah's offense. However, Hannah is able to switch into defense as water curves around a bend. Therefore Vivian is unable to press the attack as she wishes and merely takes the round by a thin margin, much more thinly sliced than a potato chip.

R5: Hannah takes it back! In round five, she dilutes her attack density, firing shots at Vivian's head, neck, and body, making her unable to anticipate incoming blows and thus unable to defend well. For this reason Hannah takes the round by a large margin.

R6:Vivian adapts to Hannah's strategy and suitable adjusts her defense through tells in Hannah's body language. Thus the heretofore greatly effective strategy, which has been employed to the utmost effectiveness, is rendered impotent, and Vivian takes the round by a small margin.

R7: Seven rounds have worn Hannah down, and it is in this round that Vivian's assault finally breaks through, pushing her to the ropes where it is all she can do to remain standing. Unable to defend, she is forced to take punishment until the ref finally calls the match.

Winner: Vivian Hsieh via TKO7!