Post by Lookout! Boxing on Apr 29, 2022 23:35:25 GMT -6
FCBA: April ‘22 PPV
Elyse Willems vs Kim Kardashian
Elyse Willems
(5’3 / 10-13 / 35 y.o. / Free Punchers)
Kim Kardashian
(5’3 / 15-29 / 41 y.o. / Global Boxing Syndicate)
Pre-Fight:
Both fighters struggling under .500 with Kim coming off of an 0-4 campaign in 2021. Elyse meanwhile hasn’t been able to finish a year above .500 her first two seasons in the FCBA. With her sitting at 1-1 now and Kim not having a fight yet in 2022 it’s an opportunity for both women to get their heads above water a little bit.
“If I can’t beat Kim Kardashian then consider me pretty worthless as a fighter,” Elyse says. “That’s all there is too it. She’s older. She’s not very good. This is a must win fight for me or else it’s a hard look in the mirror.”
“Worthless, huh?” says a surprised Kim. “She’s worthless alright, but not because she’s going to lose to me. She’s a nobody. It’s supposed to be the Female CELEBRITY Boxing Association. Nobody even knows who this girl is.”
R1:
Elyse comes out in white shorts and matching gloves while Kim opts for black. The two keep their distances early, which helps the slimmer Elyse get her footwork down. She’s not the most mobile, but she can out-move Kim. Using her jab early, Elyse finds her way through Kim’s guard. Elyse keeps up the pace, moving well, not letting the bigger girl get in close. She keeps moving to her left, circling Kim and firing off her jab.
Kim does catch Elyse about two minutes in with a nice right-hand to the cheek. It gives Kim a bit of an opening, as she throws a few combos that get tied up in Elyse’s guard. The blonde smoothly slides to the side though and gets out of trouble. She continues to work from the outside, firing off what she can and nailing Kim in the nose with her jab. Elyse out-strikes Kim by a wide margin as the round comes to an end, and takes an early lead.
10-9 Willems
R2:
Elyse and Kim tie up a bit early to start round two. They stand center-ring, firing off, which gives Kim an opportunity to go low and work the body of her blonde opponent. She gets off a few decent right hands into her ribs and abs, which causes Elyse to back off real quick. She keeps Kim at arm’s length with her jab, but it lacks the pop of the first round. It’s clearly a defensive jab as she tries to recover. Kardashian meanwhile is determined to get back in close, but finds it difficult to get around the left hand of Willems.
The Free Puncher clearly is on the defensive this round, and it shows as she just tries to keep her distance. She still out-strikes Kim, but a late flurry in the last thirty seconds of the round leaves Elyse looking worse for wear. She slumps against the ropes as Kim tees off a bit, finishing the round off with a right cross that snaps the blonde’s head to the side. Kardashian wins the round close, but she does tie it all up.
19-19 all.
R3:
Kim tries to bully her way into Elyse early, moving quickly to her corner. She’s able to land a nice alternating combo to the abdomen, but Elyse smartly fires an uppercut that snaps Kim’s head back. Now here comes Elyse. She fires off her right hand over and over again, knocking Kim backwards. Kardashian is on her heels and hits the corner. Elyse is firing on all cylinders. She can sense a knockout coming. She fires her fists up and down Kim’s body to try to draw her guard down, but the brunette refuses to give in.
Elyse clearly is frustrated as she can’t finish Kim off in the corner. Kardashian clinches and pushes her way out, escaping to try to catch her breath. Elyse eats a few right hands as the round comes to an end, and she shows clear frustration that she couldn’t end the fight right then and there.
29-28 Willems.
R4:
Elyse moves around Kim well early. Her jab causes all sorts of problems for the over-40 year old mother. Over and over again, Kim’s head snaps back due to Elyse’s textbook jab. Willems starts to mix in some combos. Kim keeps her guard high and tight, not wanting to give an avenue for a knockout blow. Elyse has to work inside to get to the body. She keeps creeping in closer and closer. Kim gives up more and more ground. Elyse’s assault on Kim’s body carries them both to the ropes. Elyse tries to land a right hook to Kim’s cheek… but Kim ducks it and fires an uppercut that causes the knees of Willems to buckle!
Elyse goes down, shockingly dropping to the canvas! Kim smirks and pounds her chest a bit as the stunned Elyse looks up at her. Willems is on her feet quickly. She presses a bit, trying to make up for the knockdown, which gives Kim another opportunity to land a few nice blows. As the bell rings, Elyse looks dumbfounded, unsure what just happened.
38-37 Kardashian.
R5:
As round 5 starts it quickly morphs into a slaughter. Kim breaks through Elyse’s guard early and just beats the stuffing out of her. The blonde has no answers. She’s soon up against the ropes, eating rights and lefts like crazy. Kim has more power than what Elyse faces in the flyweight division, and though she is able to escape the ropes, Kim hits her with a right hand as she flees that drops the blonde. Elyse stumbles backwards, landing in the ropes as her body splays out. Her arm gets caught on the bottom rope as she leans against it. She takes some time to unhook it, but her arms look otherwise fairly limp. Her head hangs. She’s sucking in air. By the time she gets to her feet, she already looks beaten.
Kim gladly comes in to finish off the job. A nasty right hook snaps Elyse’s head to the side. The blonde brings her guard up as high as she can, but Kim just knocks her from side to side between her gloves anyway. Willems no longer fighting back. Kim snaps the blonde’s head back and forth. Elyse’s guard drops. She’s no longer defending herself. The ref rushes in and calls the fight.
WINNER IN ROUND 5 VIA TKO: KIM KARDASHIAN
Post-Fight:
Elyse collapses, sliding down the ropes. She sits there, mouth hanging open as she pushes her mouthguard out with her tongue. Kim meanwhile walks over to her corner and gets her gloves off. She then makes her way back to the stunned blonde, who still seems out of it. Kim grabs her by the hair and parades her around the ring, making Elyse walk around on all fours.
Then, she sticks her butt out a bit and brings Elyse’s face into it. She stands there, letting her famous glutes completely engulf Elyse until the blonde can no longer breathe. Just before makes her opponent pass out, Kim pulls her out and roughly forces her down onto the canvas. She straddles Elyse and begins to slap her back and forth, clearly taking issue with her opponent’s pre-fight comments.
When Kim is finished she stands over Elyse and says one thing, “Worthless.”
Elyse Willems vs Kim Kardashian
Elyse Willems
(5’3 / 10-13 / 35 y.o. / Free Punchers)
Kim Kardashian
(5’3 / 15-29 / 41 y.o. / Global Boxing Syndicate)
Pre-Fight:
Both fighters struggling under .500 with Kim coming off of an 0-4 campaign in 2021. Elyse meanwhile hasn’t been able to finish a year above .500 her first two seasons in the FCBA. With her sitting at 1-1 now and Kim not having a fight yet in 2022 it’s an opportunity for both women to get their heads above water a little bit.
“If I can’t beat Kim Kardashian then consider me pretty worthless as a fighter,” Elyse says. “That’s all there is too it. She’s older. She’s not very good. This is a must win fight for me or else it’s a hard look in the mirror.”
“Worthless, huh?” says a surprised Kim. “She’s worthless alright, but not because she’s going to lose to me. She’s a nobody. It’s supposed to be the Female CELEBRITY Boxing Association. Nobody even knows who this girl is.”
R1:
Elyse comes out in white shorts and matching gloves while Kim opts for black. The two keep their distances early, which helps the slimmer Elyse get her footwork down. She’s not the most mobile, but she can out-move Kim. Using her jab early, Elyse finds her way through Kim’s guard. Elyse keeps up the pace, moving well, not letting the bigger girl get in close. She keeps moving to her left, circling Kim and firing off her jab.
Kim does catch Elyse about two minutes in with a nice right-hand to the cheek. It gives Kim a bit of an opening, as she throws a few combos that get tied up in Elyse’s guard. The blonde smoothly slides to the side though and gets out of trouble. She continues to work from the outside, firing off what she can and nailing Kim in the nose with her jab. Elyse out-strikes Kim by a wide margin as the round comes to an end, and takes an early lead.
10-9 Willems
R2:
Elyse and Kim tie up a bit early to start round two. They stand center-ring, firing off, which gives Kim an opportunity to go low and work the body of her blonde opponent. She gets off a few decent right hands into her ribs and abs, which causes Elyse to back off real quick. She keeps Kim at arm’s length with her jab, but it lacks the pop of the first round. It’s clearly a defensive jab as she tries to recover. Kardashian meanwhile is determined to get back in close, but finds it difficult to get around the left hand of Willems.
The Free Puncher clearly is on the defensive this round, and it shows as she just tries to keep her distance. She still out-strikes Kim, but a late flurry in the last thirty seconds of the round leaves Elyse looking worse for wear. She slumps against the ropes as Kim tees off a bit, finishing the round off with a right cross that snaps the blonde’s head to the side. Kardashian wins the round close, but she does tie it all up.
19-19 all.
R3:
Kim tries to bully her way into Elyse early, moving quickly to her corner. She’s able to land a nice alternating combo to the abdomen, but Elyse smartly fires an uppercut that snaps Kim’s head back. Now here comes Elyse. She fires off her right hand over and over again, knocking Kim backwards. Kardashian is on her heels and hits the corner. Elyse is firing on all cylinders. She can sense a knockout coming. She fires her fists up and down Kim’s body to try to draw her guard down, but the brunette refuses to give in.
Elyse clearly is frustrated as she can’t finish Kim off in the corner. Kardashian clinches and pushes her way out, escaping to try to catch her breath. Elyse eats a few right hands as the round comes to an end, and she shows clear frustration that she couldn’t end the fight right then and there.
29-28 Willems.
R4:
Elyse moves around Kim well early. Her jab causes all sorts of problems for the over-40 year old mother. Over and over again, Kim’s head snaps back due to Elyse’s textbook jab. Willems starts to mix in some combos. Kim keeps her guard high and tight, not wanting to give an avenue for a knockout blow. Elyse has to work inside to get to the body. She keeps creeping in closer and closer. Kim gives up more and more ground. Elyse’s assault on Kim’s body carries them both to the ropes. Elyse tries to land a right hook to Kim’s cheek… but Kim ducks it and fires an uppercut that causes the knees of Willems to buckle!
Elyse goes down, shockingly dropping to the canvas! Kim smirks and pounds her chest a bit as the stunned Elyse looks up at her. Willems is on her feet quickly. She presses a bit, trying to make up for the knockdown, which gives Kim another opportunity to land a few nice blows. As the bell rings, Elyse looks dumbfounded, unsure what just happened.
38-37 Kardashian.
R5:
As round 5 starts it quickly morphs into a slaughter. Kim breaks through Elyse’s guard early and just beats the stuffing out of her. The blonde has no answers. She’s soon up against the ropes, eating rights and lefts like crazy. Kim has more power than what Elyse faces in the flyweight division, and though she is able to escape the ropes, Kim hits her with a right hand as she flees that drops the blonde. Elyse stumbles backwards, landing in the ropes as her body splays out. Her arm gets caught on the bottom rope as she leans against it. She takes some time to unhook it, but her arms look otherwise fairly limp. Her head hangs. She’s sucking in air. By the time she gets to her feet, she already looks beaten.
Kim gladly comes in to finish off the job. A nasty right hook snaps Elyse’s head to the side. The blonde brings her guard up as high as she can, but Kim just knocks her from side to side between her gloves anyway. Willems no longer fighting back. Kim snaps the blonde’s head back and forth. Elyse’s guard drops. She’s no longer defending herself. The ref rushes in and calls the fight.
WINNER IN ROUND 5 VIA TKO: KIM KARDASHIAN
Post-Fight:
Elyse collapses, sliding down the ropes. She sits there, mouth hanging open as she pushes her mouthguard out with her tongue. Kim meanwhile walks over to her corner and gets her gloves off. She then makes her way back to the stunned blonde, who still seems out of it. Kim grabs her by the hair and parades her around the ring, making Elyse walk around on all fours.
Then, she sticks her butt out a bit and brings Elyse’s face into it. She stands there, letting her famous glutes completely engulf Elyse until the blonde can no longer breathe. Just before makes her opponent pass out, Kim pulls her out and roughly forces her down onto the canvas. She straddles Elyse and begins to slap her back and forth, clearly taking issue with her opponent’s pre-fight comments.
When Kim is finished she stands over Elyse and says one thing, “Worthless.”
