Stana Katic versus Laura Prepon
Apr 29, 2022 23:26:23 GMT -6
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Post by Lookout! Boxing on Apr 29, 2022 23:26:23 GMT -6
Tale of the Tape:
Stana Katic (5-1-0, 5 KO)
5'9, 43 years old
vs.
Laura Prepon (13-26-0, 10 KO)
5'10, 42 years old
(Written by Celebrity Wrestling Federation/Results by Lookout!)
Intro:
"AND NOW! Making her seventh appearance in the ring, her second as a managed fighter under the newly formed Celebrity Wrestling Federation flag. Please welcome the Hamilton, Ontario native, standing 5 foot 9, weighing in at 125 pounds, STANAAAAA KAAAAAATIC!!"
It seemed like the league was in a highly unique spot when trying to decrypt and evaluate the upside down career of Stana Katic. Making her professional debut at the ripe age of 42, she was markedly outperforming most fellow Cougars; but at the same time it was unclear whether she could realistically compete with the likes of Taylor Swift, the Jenners, and other stellar young guns. Was she a gimmick that needed to stick to the Cougar division, or was she for real? Taking on another 40-something might not immediately answer the question at hand, but right now Stana didn't care about rankings. Having worked together briefly on her hit TV-show Castle many years ago, the two had formed a heated and bitter rivalry, with some behind-the-scenes folk even going as far as reporting a wild clothes-ripping catfight between the two that left Katic a humiliated, sobbing mess. On set for only one episode, Prepon was reportedly quite fond of stepping on Katic's toes, belittling the Castle star on a consistent basis simply for sport. Years of holding her tongue and fists, it looked like Katic was finally gearing up for revenge.
Feeling more comfortable in the Celebrity Wrestling Federation's skimpy, mandated attire, Katic slithered into the ring with swelling applause and began limbering with some sharp shadow-boxing in her corner. The FCBA had brilliantly run a spicy little promo to make the entire arena aware of Katic and Prepon's bitter backstory, so as the fight began to kick off, the excitement was palpable. Katic made sure she was still tucked into the thin-banded tube top bikini that clung to her pert, teardropping bosom, dipping into an artful split after she slid out of her silk robe. Her high-waisted thong sagged ever-so-slightly as she folded and extended in the seated split, grabbing her pink-painted toes as her backside enveloped the string thong. Just as Katic began to rise back to her feet, the lights suddenly flickered off and the room went dark, booming with Prepon's theatrical entrance.
Despite very minimal recent success, Laura Prepon was at one time an exceedingly dangerous fighter in this league. Though she never actually claimed the belt, Prepon had challenged for the Unified Welterweight Title three separate times throughout her career; an impressive feat that not many women had on their resume. Prepon was as daunting an opponent as a "loser of ten in a row" could be, but more notably she was an extremely high-risk adversary. No matter how much she'd accomplished early in her career, falling to a fighter who was nearing a dozen straight losses would drag Katic right into the cellar of her division. Celebrity Wrestling Federation management was praying such silly and emotional decision-making by Katic wouldn't cripple and undo their fighter's early career success.
Round 1:
The first round began with the sparring being tilted much more toward the verbal variety rather than the physical, with an invigorated Prepon snapping at Katic with poignant, venomous barbs and not much else. Katic was sensibly timid, but with the towering blonde appearing to be mostly bark, no bite, Stana finally turned it on. The first few swirling exchanges saw Katic throwing the only punches, catching a swaggering Prepon with what looked to be sharp, doubling body blows, only Prepon was devouring them effortlessly. The blonde's rippling belly seemed to shuck off a number of gutting uppercuts as Katic rotated the trading pair into the ropes and cornered Laura, finally twisting through a sturdy shot to the cheek that appeared to rattle the blonde.
With an eruption of energy that had been lying dormant, Prepon retaliated with a flurry of abuse that crippled the helpless brunette, batting away the onslaught of limbs and decapitating Katic with a single racking right hand. Prepon was instantly nipping at the retreating actress, chasing Katic down as she pirouette on a heel and stumbled on clumsy, weighted feet across the ring, careening into the ropes. Prepon leaned into Katic and abused her left side, ripping rib-buckling straights into Stana's crunched, exposed midsection as she teetered to her heels, hiding behind her forearms and protecting her swirling braincase. Katic's toes curled as a precise uppercut dug under her rib cage and nearly put her down, her hazel bulbs stretching wide as she let out a throaty squeal and sloppily spit out her mouthpiece, eliciting a wry smile from Prepon who was still glued to her sternum.
With Katic refusing to open up, Laura took matters into her own hands as the timer dwindled down, bearishly pawing at Stana's sternum until she managed to grab hold of the brunette's thin top, using her controlling grip to rip and ragdoll Katic in a violent clinch. Suddenly a shrill, piercing howl cut through the mostly shielded embrace, Katic's braided locks whipping through the air as her skull snapped backwards, debilitated by a rising uppercut to her teeth. The brunette's bulbs fluttered and rolled in their sockets as her legs gave out, slumping in a mangled heap against the corner post, her legs awkwardly folded up beneath her. Her displaced tube top sagged discarded around her hips as her bare sternum scrunched with heavy pants, placing a palm against the mat to avoid collapsing face-down. Seemingly expecting some foul play from Prepon, Katic's naked chest was still shielded by a pair of black "X" pasties, her freed breasts teardropping as she frustratedly huffed and pounded the mat, managing to beat the count comfortably at 6 and clamber back to her feet just as the round ended. All Prepon, 10-8.
Round 2:
Awoken in more ways than one, Katic miraculously recovered in just the few afforded moments between rounds, stepping away from her stool and straight into Laura's smug grill. Enraged at the audacity of Prepon for what she considered to be a deliberate and premeditated strip attempt, Katic repaid the favor with a flurry of fists. In what was a microcosm of her career, Laura could do little but flounder as she was completely overwhelmed in the second round, battered from post-to-post as Katic refused to let up as she had in the first. Pinning the hunched blonde to the same corner, Katic cut the towering actress down to size with a relentless assault of stomach-churning, sweeping uppercuts, using Prepon's gut as a training dummy until Laura slumped right into Katic's lap for a life-saving clinch. Rather than going down, Laura played possum in the last half of the round, continually tying up Katic with her longer, gangly limbs and dancing with the increasingly frustrated brunette until she'd milked the rest of the round. Katic gets right back on track and ties things up, 10-8.
Round 3:
Ringside patrons were understandably stunned as round 3 saw the momentum of this fight flip once again with virtually no warning. For as futile and pathetic as Prepon appeared in the previous round, Katic matched her efforts in this one. An early kidney shot to the same side of her bruised rib cage, and Katic appeared to favor that side of her abdomen for the rest of the round. In her maniacal fit of aggression, Laura didn't appear to notice Katic's limping, but it didn't seem to matter as she just shelled the brunette for the full duration.
Midway through the round, Katic attempted to mount a lethargic comeback, but a handful of wild, reckless overhands did little to stem the tides. On the second occasion, Prepon managed to artfully duck the heavy-handed knockout attempt, slide to the side, and rip a gutting uppercut into Katic's taut, vulnerable midsection. Katic's plump ass jut out as she folded at the waist, lawnchairing and nearly kissing her toes, hoarsely grunting as her flexing tummy curled around Prepon's fist. Just managing to slip by a rushed overhand finisher from Prepon, Katic managed to stall out the rest of the clock, avoiding another knockdown but still losing another dominant round 10-8.
Round 4:
Laura began the next round right where she left off, arrogantly taunting the whimpering brunette before stalking in and disemboweling Katic with a side-splitting uppercut and a tart combo to the jaw. The helpless brunette tried to trade with Laura, but with momentum snowballing, Prepon was turning into a true lioness right before her eyes. THIS was the woman who challenged for the Unified Welterweight Title. Pinned awkwardly to the ropes by a domineering Prepon, Katic's dignity-saving pasties made another appearance early in the round as Laura continued to body the smaller, lithe brunette despite incessant warnings from the official that she was being too physical. Once again enraged as she was forced to wait until between rounds to fix her wardrobe malfunction, Katic finally became untethered.
The smile Laura had been sporting for two full rounds was quickly erased as Stana uncorked on the preening blonde in the second half, clobbering Prepon with a trio of sharp right hands to the temple, alternated with ravaging lefts to the body. Laura's towering, buxom frame buckled as her belly rippled from a straight left to the navel, then a gutting kidney shot, then a heavy cross to the sternum, staggering Prepon as she recoiled clutching her breasts as though she'd been shot through the heart.
Katic continued to press, eating a weak right hand to the cheek herself just to get tight enough to erupt with another sharp combination to Prepon's drooping jaw. Laura's skull sloshed as she teetered into the ropes, her spine hunched as Stana pressed her chest into the blonde, pinning her to the outskirts as the clock dwindled down. Katic's freed breasts mushroomed against Prepon's heavier pair, attempting to straighten the slumped blonde for one final uppercut to the jaw, only to have Laura saved by the bell. This round was close, but Stana did plenty late to steal the point, 10-9.
Round 5:
Sporting a newfound confidence, Stana opted not to take a seat between rounds, instead choosing to stand in her corner as Laura sagged lifelessly to her stool. The break couldn't end fast enough for a voracious Katic, hungry to continue feeding on her visibly weakening opponent. Laura came out sluggish but guarded, and only when Stana intentionally dropped her hands did Prepon take the bait and attempt to fire. With Laura coiling an attempted body shot to Katic's vulnerable tits, she left her chin wide open, exposed for a snappy straight left from Stana that felled the blonde.
Prepon throatily wailed as her head was snapped back, her lower half going stiff as she teetered to her heels and collapsed flat on her ass, arms messily strewn above her head. The jarring impact nearly slung her out of her bikini top, twitching with light convulsions as she rolled to her side, completely vacant, her vision clouded. The official was quick on his count as Laura looked completely dazed, miraculously making it to her feet at 9 with her bulbs stapled wide open. The blonde's fire was nowhere to be found however, merely a flicker of life behind her once-spirited eyes as she was forced to engage with a pressing Katic.
Prepon attempted to make the first move, her feet shuffling forward and clacking together, throwing off the timing of her wild, looping right hand and allowing Stana to slide past once again. Katic was highly keen to the blonde's struggles, wading forward and slipping past her clumsy right and slugging Prepon square in the temple with a left of her own. Laura's towering frame awkwardly lurched sideways and crashed into the ropes, tangling in the springy outskirts as Katic dove forward. The brunette slung wild, swirling lefts and rights into any hunk of flesh she could find, lambasting the reeling blonde until the official mauled Katic and stopped the action.
"And your winner, by TKO in Round 5, STANA KAAAAATIC!!!!"
Stana Katic (5-1-0, 5 KO)
5'9, 43 years old
vs.
Laura Prepon (13-26-0, 10 KO)
5'10, 42 years old
(Written by Celebrity Wrestling Federation/Results by Lookout!)
Intro:
"AND NOW! Making her seventh appearance in the ring, her second as a managed fighter under the newly formed Celebrity Wrestling Federation flag. Please welcome the Hamilton, Ontario native, standing 5 foot 9, weighing in at 125 pounds, STANAAAAA KAAAAAATIC!!"
It seemed like the league was in a highly unique spot when trying to decrypt and evaluate the upside down career of Stana Katic. Making her professional debut at the ripe age of 42, she was markedly outperforming most fellow Cougars; but at the same time it was unclear whether she could realistically compete with the likes of Taylor Swift, the Jenners, and other stellar young guns. Was she a gimmick that needed to stick to the Cougar division, or was she for real? Taking on another 40-something might not immediately answer the question at hand, but right now Stana didn't care about rankings. Having worked together briefly on her hit TV-show Castle many years ago, the two had formed a heated and bitter rivalry, with some behind-the-scenes folk even going as far as reporting a wild clothes-ripping catfight between the two that left Katic a humiliated, sobbing mess. On set for only one episode, Prepon was reportedly quite fond of stepping on Katic's toes, belittling the Castle star on a consistent basis simply for sport. Years of holding her tongue and fists, it looked like Katic was finally gearing up for revenge.
Feeling more comfortable in the Celebrity Wrestling Federation's skimpy, mandated attire, Katic slithered into the ring with swelling applause and began limbering with some sharp shadow-boxing in her corner. The FCBA had brilliantly run a spicy little promo to make the entire arena aware of Katic and Prepon's bitter backstory, so as the fight began to kick off, the excitement was palpable. Katic made sure she was still tucked into the thin-banded tube top bikini that clung to her pert, teardropping bosom, dipping into an artful split after she slid out of her silk robe. Her high-waisted thong sagged ever-so-slightly as she folded and extended in the seated split, grabbing her pink-painted toes as her backside enveloped the string thong. Just as Katic began to rise back to her feet, the lights suddenly flickered off and the room went dark, booming with Prepon's theatrical entrance.
Despite very minimal recent success, Laura Prepon was at one time an exceedingly dangerous fighter in this league. Though she never actually claimed the belt, Prepon had challenged for the Unified Welterweight Title three separate times throughout her career; an impressive feat that not many women had on their resume. Prepon was as daunting an opponent as a "loser of ten in a row" could be, but more notably she was an extremely high-risk adversary. No matter how much she'd accomplished early in her career, falling to a fighter who was nearing a dozen straight losses would drag Katic right into the cellar of her division. Celebrity Wrestling Federation management was praying such silly and emotional decision-making by Katic wouldn't cripple and undo their fighter's early career success.
Round 1:
The first round began with the sparring being tilted much more toward the verbal variety rather than the physical, with an invigorated Prepon snapping at Katic with poignant, venomous barbs and not much else. Katic was sensibly timid, but with the towering blonde appearing to be mostly bark, no bite, Stana finally turned it on. The first few swirling exchanges saw Katic throwing the only punches, catching a swaggering Prepon with what looked to be sharp, doubling body blows, only Prepon was devouring them effortlessly. The blonde's rippling belly seemed to shuck off a number of gutting uppercuts as Katic rotated the trading pair into the ropes and cornered Laura, finally twisting through a sturdy shot to the cheek that appeared to rattle the blonde.
With an eruption of energy that had been lying dormant, Prepon retaliated with a flurry of abuse that crippled the helpless brunette, batting away the onslaught of limbs and decapitating Katic with a single racking right hand. Prepon was instantly nipping at the retreating actress, chasing Katic down as she pirouette on a heel and stumbled on clumsy, weighted feet across the ring, careening into the ropes. Prepon leaned into Katic and abused her left side, ripping rib-buckling straights into Stana's crunched, exposed midsection as she teetered to her heels, hiding behind her forearms and protecting her swirling braincase. Katic's toes curled as a precise uppercut dug under her rib cage and nearly put her down, her hazel bulbs stretching wide as she let out a throaty squeal and sloppily spit out her mouthpiece, eliciting a wry smile from Prepon who was still glued to her sternum.
With Katic refusing to open up, Laura took matters into her own hands as the timer dwindled down, bearishly pawing at Stana's sternum until she managed to grab hold of the brunette's thin top, using her controlling grip to rip and ragdoll Katic in a violent clinch. Suddenly a shrill, piercing howl cut through the mostly shielded embrace, Katic's braided locks whipping through the air as her skull snapped backwards, debilitated by a rising uppercut to her teeth. The brunette's bulbs fluttered and rolled in their sockets as her legs gave out, slumping in a mangled heap against the corner post, her legs awkwardly folded up beneath her. Her displaced tube top sagged discarded around her hips as her bare sternum scrunched with heavy pants, placing a palm against the mat to avoid collapsing face-down. Seemingly expecting some foul play from Prepon, Katic's naked chest was still shielded by a pair of black "X" pasties, her freed breasts teardropping as she frustratedly huffed and pounded the mat, managing to beat the count comfortably at 6 and clamber back to her feet just as the round ended. All Prepon, 10-8.
Round 2:
Awoken in more ways than one, Katic miraculously recovered in just the few afforded moments between rounds, stepping away from her stool and straight into Laura's smug grill. Enraged at the audacity of Prepon for what she considered to be a deliberate and premeditated strip attempt, Katic repaid the favor with a flurry of fists. In what was a microcosm of her career, Laura could do little but flounder as she was completely overwhelmed in the second round, battered from post-to-post as Katic refused to let up as she had in the first. Pinning the hunched blonde to the same corner, Katic cut the towering actress down to size with a relentless assault of stomach-churning, sweeping uppercuts, using Prepon's gut as a training dummy until Laura slumped right into Katic's lap for a life-saving clinch. Rather than going down, Laura played possum in the last half of the round, continually tying up Katic with her longer, gangly limbs and dancing with the increasingly frustrated brunette until she'd milked the rest of the round. Katic gets right back on track and ties things up, 10-8.
Round 3:
Ringside patrons were understandably stunned as round 3 saw the momentum of this fight flip once again with virtually no warning. For as futile and pathetic as Prepon appeared in the previous round, Katic matched her efforts in this one. An early kidney shot to the same side of her bruised rib cage, and Katic appeared to favor that side of her abdomen for the rest of the round. In her maniacal fit of aggression, Laura didn't appear to notice Katic's limping, but it didn't seem to matter as she just shelled the brunette for the full duration.
Midway through the round, Katic attempted to mount a lethargic comeback, but a handful of wild, reckless overhands did little to stem the tides. On the second occasion, Prepon managed to artfully duck the heavy-handed knockout attempt, slide to the side, and rip a gutting uppercut into Katic's taut, vulnerable midsection. Katic's plump ass jut out as she folded at the waist, lawnchairing and nearly kissing her toes, hoarsely grunting as her flexing tummy curled around Prepon's fist. Just managing to slip by a rushed overhand finisher from Prepon, Katic managed to stall out the rest of the clock, avoiding another knockdown but still losing another dominant round 10-8.
Round 4:
Laura began the next round right where she left off, arrogantly taunting the whimpering brunette before stalking in and disemboweling Katic with a side-splitting uppercut and a tart combo to the jaw. The helpless brunette tried to trade with Laura, but with momentum snowballing, Prepon was turning into a true lioness right before her eyes. THIS was the woman who challenged for the Unified Welterweight Title. Pinned awkwardly to the ropes by a domineering Prepon, Katic's dignity-saving pasties made another appearance early in the round as Laura continued to body the smaller, lithe brunette despite incessant warnings from the official that she was being too physical. Once again enraged as she was forced to wait until between rounds to fix her wardrobe malfunction, Katic finally became untethered.
The smile Laura had been sporting for two full rounds was quickly erased as Stana uncorked on the preening blonde in the second half, clobbering Prepon with a trio of sharp right hands to the temple, alternated with ravaging lefts to the body. Laura's towering, buxom frame buckled as her belly rippled from a straight left to the navel, then a gutting kidney shot, then a heavy cross to the sternum, staggering Prepon as she recoiled clutching her breasts as though she'd been shot through the heart.
Katic continued to press, eating a weak right hand to the cheek herself just to get tight enough to erupt with another sharp combination to Prepon's drooping jaw. Laura's skull sloshed as she teetered into the ropes, her spine hunched as Stana pressed her chest into the blonde, pinning her to the outskirts as the clock dwindled down. Katic's freed breasts mushroomed against Prepon's heavier pair, attempting to straighten the slumped blonde for one final uppercut to the jaw, only to have Laura saved by the bell. This round was close, but Stana did plenty late to steal the point, 10-9.
Round 5:
Sporting a newfound confidence, Stana opted not to take a seat between rounds, instead choosing to stand in her corner as Laura sagged lifelessly to her stool. The break couldn't end fast enough for a voracious Katic, hungry to continue feeding on her visibly weakening opponent. Laura came out sluggish but guarded, and only when Stana intentionally dropped her hands did Prepon take the bait and attempt to fire. With Laura coiling an attempted body shot to Katic's vulnerable tits, she left her chin wide open, exposed for a snappy straight left from Stana that felled the blonde.
Prepon throatily wailed as her head was snapped back, her lower half going stiff as she teetered to her heels and collapsed flat on her ass, arms messily strewn above her head. The jarring impact nearly slung her out of her bikini top, twitching with light convulsions as she rolled to her side, completely vacant, her vision clouded. The official was quick on his count as Laura looked completely dazed, miraculously making it to her feet at 9 with her bulbs stapled wide open. The blonde's fire was nowhere to be found however, merely a flicker of life behind her once-spirited eyes as she was forced to engage with a pressing Katic.
Prepon attempted to make the first move, her feet shuffling forward and clacking together, throwing off the timing of her wild, looping right hand and allowing Stana to slide past once again. Katic was highly keen to the blonde's struggles, wading forward and slipping past her clumsy right and slugging Prepon square in the temple with a left of her own. Laura's towering frame awkwardly lurched sideways and crashed into the ropes, tangling in the springy outskirts as Katic dove forward. The brunette slung wild, swirling lefts and rights into any hunk of flesh she could find, lambasting the reeling blonde until the official mauled Katic and stopped the action.
"And your winner, by TKO in Round 5, STANA KAAAAATIC!!!!"