Kylie Jenner versus Adriana Lima

BEFORE:

Battle of brunettes features the first-ever triple champion, Brazilian beauty Lima, was Mistress of the Body Saddle, Queen of the Ice Hotel, and Unified Lightweight Champion all at the same time back in 2017. But, all that is ancient history to her opponent on this night. "Yeah, GRANDMA was a good fighter once. Back when I was, like, in grade school or something. But, tonight? She's going to be just another victim of the K-Train."

"Perhaps," says Adriana with a smirk, "After beat this little BRAT, I'll give her the spanking she deserves."

ROUND ONE:

No surprise that we see a contrast of styles. The rangy Lima likes to box at range, use her length and skills. But, that's not the game Kylie plays. No, the younger Jenner is ALWAYS looking to come forward, get physical, and bring her power to bear. And, that's exactly what she does in the first round. Oh, Adriana's working to get space, using the feet and the jab, but nothing is very effective. Instead, Kylie's pouring forward behind the jab, backing up the Brazilian with hard shot to the head, closing, working the body, taking firm control of the proceedings from the opening seconds and keeping it right to the final bell. When it rings, Lima's not hurt, but she's definitely come out second-best and in a major way, as Jenner takes it wide and grabs the early 10-9 advantage.

ROUND TWO:

Jenner forward again, but, Lima is Lima, a terrific boxer with veteran wiles, and she adjusts. There's a bit of a drop step, some additional lateral movement, but, most of all, an increase in the volume of leather she's snapping into Kylie's face. Add it all up, and round two is a complete turnaround. Adriana's getting her range, keeping Kylie off by catching her with that jab, holding her in place for hard right hand follows. By mid-round, Lima's in rhythm and Jenner's taking a thumping. Kylie's still working forward, but, she's getting very little done. Instead, it's Adriana who's scoring with both hands, piling up the points, and, just as importantly, the punishment. When the bell rings, there is, for the second stanza in a row, no doubt about it. It's Lima and wide and we're even at 19.

ROUND THREE:

Lima continuing to roll. She's touching up Kylie again and again with hard, accurate stuff as the younger brunette struggles to get to her spo...BOOM! Right hand, LIMA and DOWN GOES JENNER! Kylie dropped to her back by a blistering straight right hand. Adriana to a neutral corner. Jenner staring up at the ref, GOBSMACKED, manages to sit up at six, get to her feet just in time to beat the count. Ref thinks about it as he gives her the mandatory, then WAVES ON LIMA. And, Adriana GOES TO WORK, battering Kylie around the ring, punishing her to both head and body, before trapping her on the cables and giving her a thorough beating. The ref's on a hair trigger, but Kylie's hanging on, jabbing back here and there, so he allows things to continue to the bell, after which Lima bounces back to her corner while Kylie is plenty unsteady getting back to hers. It's a 10-8 round for Lima, who now leads 29-27.

ROUND FOUR:

Adriana coming forward to start this one, looking to finish, or, failing that, to clean up thoroughly, but, about 30 seconds in, Kylie, showing excellent recuperative powers, shakes the worst of the damage and begins holding ground and banging back. Lima immediately changes tactics, getting back to range, and Kylie goes back to the offensive. Remainder of the round features the first two-way action of the bout. Adriana's scoring at range, boxing well, slowing Jenner as she tries to close and bang. At other times, Kylie's able to penetrate, and she wastes to time when she does so, getting to work to both head and body, backing up the older woman, lengthening the exchanges by keeping the Brazilian beauty off balance. Add it all up, and it's plenty close on the cards. But, it's Jenner who claims the points and cuts Lima's lead to 38-37.

ROUND FIVE:

Jenner upping the aggression. Lima responds by giving a little more ground, allowing a bit more time and space to get the jab on and slow Kylie's advances...BOOM! Right hand, JENNER and DOWN GOES LIMA! Kylie lands an absolute BEAUTY that sends the Brazilian crashing to her back! Jenner to a neutral corner. Lima looking finished, but gets to hands and knees at seven and pushes to her feet at nine. She takes the mandatory and ON COMES JENNER! Kylie winging away with both hands, driving the older woman back into the ropes and then DIGGING body, punishing flanks, ribs, tummy, then GOING RACK! Lima keeping the guard high, crouching, WOBBLED WITH A RIGHT UPPIE and THE REF STEPS IN! He bundles Adriana to safety and it's OVER! And your winner by TKO5 is Kylie Jenner!

AFTER:

Jenner hard-eyed in the post. "I TOLD you. GRANDMA was going to be JUST another victim, and that's PRECISELY what happened. And, here's the thing. It doesn't matter WHO you put in front of me. They're going to get EXACTLY what Adriana got, an ass-whipping. Isn't that right, KATE?"