Eiza Gonzalez vs Yvonne Strahovski
Apr 25, 2022 18:32:32 GMT -6
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Post by oddmanout on Apr 25, 2022 18:32:32 GMT -6
Eiza Gonzalez
vs Yvonne Strahovski
Results by Lookout!/ Writeup by OddManOut
Before: Blood in the water, sharks are circling--everyone wants a piece of struggling Eiza. “She’s hurting, we’re trying to take advantage--that’s boxing,” shrugs Yvonne in prefight. “I know for a fact that Kylie wanted this fight, greedy Alexandra Daddario anted a rematch so she could run up the score, Eiza thinks she can work her way out of the slump against me, but it’s only going to get worse. Anytime you see a fighter built like her you KNOW she can’t take it to the body and I think she’s actually a little but shot from the punishment she’s taken. After I’m done, we’ll just upgrade that to “a lot shot”. Some personal animosity rumored, Strahovski apparently resenting Latina’s snooty attitude to fighting a “cougar.”
Eiza in pale blue two piece, white gloves, slick hair back in a ponytail—Yvonne in leopard print bra style bikini top, dark brown surfer-chick bottoms
R1: Long, rangy girls circle clockwise at range - gradually stepping in to reach jabs to offending midsections - leaning back out to avoid counters. Long distance range-finding gradually builds to slinging exchanges as girls bend into whipping lefts and rights: small mitts spanking PIK! PAK! off trim ribcages/flanks; sinewy arms shivering on contact. Down the stretch, Eiza dips left shoulder/fits jagged left uppercut neat to Yvonne's sternum, blonde's face pinches in discomfort as she's forced to back away from the round's best punch.
R2: Same busy, technically sound, professional fare: fighters circling springy-legged; getting off tart tic-tac-toe; being defensively sound when not punching. Eiza's jab doing a good job of managing Yvonne's speed; Strahovski's licking uppercuts scraping Gonzalez chin to good effect - possibly giving blonde girl the round by the smallest of margins.
R3: Vonnie still on her toes, still roaming the ring, but taking the lead more often. She's jabbing body-head - keeping Eiza's hands at temples, then POUNDING that straight right hand down into breadbasket before leaping off to the right. Gonzalez frowning, vexed, her own dancer’s legs hoping and stepping in pursuit, but never quite cutting off the ring entire. Down the stretch, a frisky burst of lefts and rights doses Eiza's breasts: she's a flabbergasted beauty, mouth open, eyes wincing as Yvonne dances 'round the left flank, apparently scoring at will.
R4 : Leggy free-for-all erupts early - girls striding into lashing lead rights/coming back hooks, rotating mid-ring for 90 seconds, before Eiza quick-clips right/left across blonde chin AND DOWN GOES VONNIE! Strahovski sputtering out of orbit to go down knees-and-elbows, Gonzalez smoldering, gazing down all hot on the strut-past as Vonnie's dusting herself off. Straho takes her 8, never gets off the apron, Gonzalez lopes in, sets up rangy-strong, face frowning with intensity - dukes at chin as she leans in over left foot. Small, hard glove digs in to Yvonne's leftside abs, then Eiza's snap-hooking the sternum. Straho grimacing, trying to push Gonzalez off with the right hand, then cuff her lefty: brunette bobbing on the spot, punching vicious, rigid right/lefts to Yvonne's ribcage&flanks - really scouring away. Withering assault takes Strahoski's breath away...she's mincing to her right along ropes, distraught...Gonzalez stepping-with, BURYING that right hand into ribcage, then cleaning up a scouring left hook off the lead (left) plant leg. By the final moments, breathless blonde girl reaching to clinch...rangy brunette just pushing her off, pounding away all small-glove PIK! PAK! PEK! to bell!
R5: Eiza marching on Yvonne, stooping low, dropping her hands and whirling to blonde's torso - really beating that wide right hand into lats, then cleaning up hooks. Strahovski distressed, blonde girl absorbing wallop, then loping away, trying to shake pursuit. Gonzalez with a great couple of minutes walking Yvonne down and slugging her, but down the stretch, Latina leaning in to work and takes a clipping right uppercut across the teeth! Eiza’s buttocks on full wobble as she stomps in fence post holes...'Vonnie circles to left flank, chopping rights down over shoulder/hoisting lefts up into bronzed tummy as Gonzalez sputters with hurt. Yvonne steals the round, chesting up Big on Eiza after the bell, breathing hot in her face until ref breaks 'em up.
R6: Eiza double-jabbing Yvonne into defensive fronts; lashing the body Lima-esque; pivoting clockwise around the scores. Starhovski betraying distress: she's not getting off, not cutting off the ring; tough body shots have her breathing hard...Gonzalez really tightening the noose here. Outboxed midring, Vonnie retreats to ropes, coaxes Eiza close then does some scoring late as brunette looks to increase the mileage on blonde legs. BELL: Girls still strapping each other lanky left/rights underneath - bringing ref in hot. Gonzalez pumped, shouting "I'm winning!" as ref's pushing her back.
R7: Brace of jabs startles Eiza, hard spanking lefts dotting her upperchest, shoulder and forehead. Gonzalez stepping to her right, hands raised to ward off stick and Strahovski DROPS IN THE CROSS! Crashing all-in right flattens Eiza's head to her shoulder and sets her buttocks a-ringing. Gonzalez stamping hurt to her right - Straho swats her a long slapping hook, and another POUNDING right flat off the face. Eiza stumbles forward - Yvonne picks her up with a tidy right uppercut on the chin, leans in to shoot a straight right off the face as brunette clatters backward. Strahovski nimble in pursuit, stepping in as Gonzalez wilts - little clipping left uppercut, another as she wanders away, legs shot, defence shredded. THUMPING left hook on the liver – Vonnie leaning in to spank at Eiza’s golden chassis, then jerking back up with the left uppercut and GONZALEZ GOES DOWN! Eiza out on her face parallel to the ropes – KO7 in spectacular fashion Yvonne Strahovski!
After: Yvonne grim-faced as she struts back to her corner--all business as she methodically breaks down and pounds out a game, but outgunned brunette. Eiza’s troubles continue as she finds herself in a 0 for 5 slump that has her below .500 again.
vs Yvonne Strahovski
Results by Lookout!/ Writeup by OddManOut
Before: Blood in the water, sharks are circling--everyone wants a piece of struggling Eiza. “She’s hurting, we’re trying to take advantage--that’s boxing,” shrugs Yvonne in prefight. “I know for a fact that Kylie wanted this fight, greedy Alexandra Daddario anted a rematch so she could run up the score, Eiza thinks she can work her way out of the slump against me, but it’s only going to get worse. Anytime you see a fighter built like her you KNOW she can’t take it to the body and I think she’s actually a little but shot from the punishment she’s taken. After I’m done, we’ll just upgrade that to “a lot shot”. Some personal animosity rumored, Strahovski apparently resenting Latina’s snooty attitude to fighting a “cougar.”
Eiza in pale blue two piece, white gloves, slick hair back in a ponytail—Yvonne in leopard print bra style bikini top, dark brown surfer-chick bottoms
R1: Long, rangy girls circle clockwise at range - gradually stepping in to reach jabs to offending midsections - leaning back out to avoid counters. Long distance range-finding gradually builds to slinging exchanges as girls bend into whipping lefts and rights: small mitts spanking PIK! PAK! off trim ribcages/flanks; sinewy arms shivering on contact. Down the stretch, Eiza dips left shoulder/fits jagged left uppercut neat to Yvonne's sternum, blonde's face pinches in discomfort as she's forced to back away from the round's best punch.
R2: Same busy, technically sound, professional fare: fighters circling springy-legged; getting off tart tic-tac-toe; being defensively sound when not punching. Eiza's jab doing a good job of managing Yvonne's speed; Strahovski's licking uppercuts scraping Gonzalez chin to good effect - possibly giving blonde girl the round by the smallest of margins.
R3: Vonnie still on her toes, still roaming the ring, but taking the lead more often. She's jabbing body-head - keeping Eiza's hands at temples, then POUNDING that straight right hand down into breadbasket before leaping off to the right. Gonzalez frowning, vexed, her own dancer’s legs hoping and stepping in pursuit, but never quite cutting off the ring entire. Down the stretch, a frisky burst of lefts and rights doses Eiza's breasts: she's a flabbergasted beauty, mouth open, eyes wincing as Yvonne dances 'round the left flank, apparently scoring at will.
R4 : Leggy free-for-all erupts early - girls striding into lashing lead rights/coming back hooks, rotating mid-ring for 90 seconds, before Eiza quick-clips right/left across blonde chin AND DOWN GOES VONNIE! Strahovski sputtering out of orbit to go down knees-and-elbows, Gonzalez smoldering, gazing down all hot on the strut-past as Vonnie's dusting herself off. Straho takes her 8, never gets off the apron, Gonzalez lopes in, sets up rangy-strong, face frowning with intensity - dukes at chin as she leans in over left foot. Small, hard glove digs in to Yvonne's leftside abs, then Eiza's snap-hooking the sternum. Straho grimacing, trying to push Gonzalez off with the right hand, then cuff her lefty: brunette bobbing on the spot, punching vicious, rigid right/lefts to Yvonne's ribcage&flanks - really scouring away. Withering assault takes Strahoski's breath away...she's mincing to her right along ropes, distraught...Gonzalez stepping-with, BURYING that right hand into ribcage, then cleaning up a scouring left hook off the lead (left) plant leg. By the final moments, breathless blonde girl reaching to clinch...rangy brunette just pushing her off, pounding away all small-glove PIK! PAK! PEK! to bell!
R5: Eiza marching on Yvonne, stooping low, dropping her hands and whirling to blonde's torso - really beating that wide right hand into lats, then cleaning up hooks. Strahovski distressed, blonde girl absorbing wallop, then loping away, trying to shake pursuit. Gonzalez with a great couple of minutes walking Yvonne down and slugging her, but down the stretch, Latina leaning in to work and takes a clipping right uppercut across the teeth! Eiza’s buttocks on full wobble as she stomps in fence post holes...'Vonnie circles to left flank, chopping rights down over shoulder/hoisting lefts up into bronzed tummy as Gonzalez sputters with hurt. Yvonne steals the round, chesting up Big on Eiza after the bell, breathing hot in her face until ref breaks 'em up.
R6: Eiza double-jabbing Yvonne into defensive fronts; lashing the body Lima-esque; pivoting clockwise around the scores. Starhovski betraying distress: she's not getting off, not cutting off the ring; tough body shots have her breathing hard...Gonzalez really tightening the noose here. Outboxed midring, Vonnie retreats to ropes, coaxes Eiza close then does some scoring late as brunette looks to increase the mileage on blonde legs. BELL: Girls still strapping each other lanky left/rights underneath - bringing ref in hot. Gonzalez pumped, shouting "I'm winning!" as ref's pushing her back.
R7: Brace of jabs startles Eiza, hard spanking lefts dotting her upperchest, shoulder and forehead. Gonzalez stepping to her right, hands raised to ward off stick and Strahovski DROPS IN THE CROSS! Crashing all-in right flattens Eiza's head to her shoulder and sets her buttocks a-ringing. Gonzalez stamping hurt to her right - Straho swats her a long slapping hook, and another POUNDING right flat off the face. Eiza stumbles forward - Yvonne picks her up with a tidy right uppercut on the chin, leans in to shoot a straight right off the face as brunette clatters backward. Strahovski nimble in pursuit, stepping in as Gonzalez wilts - little clipping left uppercut, another as she wanders away, legs shot, defence shredded. THUMPING left hook on the liver – Vonnie leaning in to spank at Eiza’s golden chassis, then jerking back up with the left uppercut and GONZALEZ GOES DOWN! Eiza out on her face parallel to the ropes – KO7 in spectacular fashion Yvonne Strahovski!
After: Yvonne grim-faced as she struts back to her corner--all business as she methodically breaks down and pounds out a game, but outgunned brunette. Eiza’s troubles continue as she finds herself in a 0 for 5 slump that has her below .500 again.
