Kelly Rohrbach vs Samantha Hoopes (JMDD)
Apr 10, 2022 9:59:18 GMT -6
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Post by Vassago on Apr 10, 2022 9:59:18 GMT -6
Jugs of Mass "D" Destruction
Kelly Rohrbach vs Samantha Hoopes
(Lioness Club of America vs Ex-Chimera)
(32-19, 32 KO vs 7-11, 7 KO)
JMDD Value: 34C (Natural) vs 34D (Natural)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago
BEFORE: One might argue this JMDD fight is sponsored by Lorella Boccia as both these blondes lost to the current jug muggin' champion in their last fight in this special genre. Kelly Rohrbach owns the supreme record but the former Jeri Ryan's understudy Samantha Hoopes has beaten two other Lionesses - Odette Yustman and Brooklyn Decker - during her breakout 2021 campaign after all.
Tigress Uppercut Magazine thinks this match-up is too close to call and anything can happen in the ring. Both models promise to entertain the Vegas audience as if JMDD needs extra marketing and we might witness a true Fight of the Night performance! Kelly has entered Tractorpull Magazine's Top 10 lightweight ranking recently and there is strong evidence she is the best Lioness fighter in the 130 lbs division these days.
Kelly Rohrbach wears a white & blue horizontally striped bikini set & black gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a custom ponytail. Samantha Hoopes wears a black bikini set & red gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a curled ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the lightweight division. JMDD rules apply.
Round 1:
Samantha hopes to upstage the fellow blonde with immediate uppercut delivery but Kelly blocks her off and bangs an east/west series from each side before ramming an elbow into the otherwise bigger boobs just to let her know who's in charge here. Hoopes wobbles to her heels and has a hard time pulling back her shots as Kelly's high-octane blast overwhelms her down the stretch and sends into a steady retreat. Nowhere to hide though so Samantha ends up on the ropes where the older blonde leans into her with more aggressive spikes and lifts the 34D set into the model's slumped chin. The former Chimera blonde tries to plug her efforts up the middle but gtes blocked off again and soaks up a late combo on the chin as Kelly drops a couple of shots off-script to stay in command of the action.
Round 2:
Kelly tries to bully the fellow blonde onto the ropes but gets caught out by a rare hook on the temple before Samantha quickly pummels the suddenly exposed breasts as the older woman lost her grip. Hoopes jumps into a trigger-happy attack and bumps Rohrbach off into the ropes where she whacks her on the solar plexus and begins to land more shots on the ribcage as well. Kelly tries to spin away from the close range heat but trips onto the turnbuckle instead and eats more uppercuts on he chest as Samantha rides the ultra-hot hand to dominate the second minute. She slumps Kelly into loud spasms thereafter and beats her around the elbows when the older blonde simply checks out behind a desperate earmuff late on.
Round 3:
More of the same in the third, Samantha gets the early jump and drills through Kelly's solar plexus before busting her in the rack outright. The older blonde tries to pay back the favor but gets pulled by the left arm and spun onto the ropes where Samantha whacks her in both the jug & the chin! Woof! Rohrbach bends to the side and has to soak up more drilling shots as Samantha really gets behind her shots and almost lands a flying knee in the fellow blonde's gyt as well. Kelly works the single hand response but she hardly gets to the younger model's breasts and has to apply a clinching stalemate come the final minute alas Hoopes shakes her off and keeps piling on more uppercuts on target. Kelly squeals in visible discomfort at the bell and examines her bikini top over a possible wardrobe malfunction during the break.
Round 4:
Samantha smells another Lioness scalp under her belt and squares up to the fellow blonde to trigger a classic back & forth slugging exchange. Kelly manages to plug her in the breasts with supreme power though and assumes a dominant position when she drills the solar plexus herself. Hoopes leans forward to bump the older blonde off but a clash of heads leaves her vulnerable and Rohrbach jumps into an uppercut frenzy to bash the former Chimera fighter back to the ropes. Ugh! Even Jeri Ryan would be hurting underneath those shots as Kelly cranks up the high volume and punches Samantha's left breast into the open just after the one-minute mark! Oh yes, she did! Samantha takes her eye off the ball to cover the rack but Kelly rips her in the liver with a vicious harpoon moments later... DOWN GOES HOOPES!!! That last punch really nailed the Pennsylvania native where it hurts the most and there's just no coming back from that one. Kelly gets her gloves removed during the count since she knows it's all over. She's not wrong. KO4 Kelly Rohrbach!!!
AFTER: UConn maybe failed to win the NCAA title during March Madness but Kelly makes the state proud again as she drags the ailing Samantha by the hair all over the ring before mounting her to apply the crowd-pleasing breast smother. She slaps Samantha across the face and squeezes her knees around the waist to make the conquered model scowl even louder before she finally puts her to sleep with a 34C cover. The Vegas audience conducts the loud count and Samantha stops kicking out at twelve which is still longer than some other JMDD losers had lasted before.
Official Result: Kelly Rohrbach def. Samantha Hoopes KO4.