Stana Katic versus Victoria Silverstedt
Mar 30, 2022 15:15:22 GMT -6
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Post by Lookout! Boxing on Mar 30, 2022 15:15:22 GMT -6
Tale of the Tape:
Stana Katic (4-1-0, 4 KO)
5'9, 43 years old
vs.
Victoria Silverstedt (3-11-0, 2 KO)
Intro:
"AND NOW! Making her sixth appearance in the ring, her first as a managed fighter under the newly formed Celebrity Wrestling Federation flag. Please welcome the Hamilton, Ontario native, standing 5 foot 9, weighing in at 125 pounds, STANAAAAA KAAAAAATIC!!"
Dealing with a few extra butterflies in her stomach now that she was finally given the opportunity to shine and climb the ranks under an official stable, Stana hesitantly dipped through the curtain and paraded down the ramp toward the ring. A far cry from the relatively modest array of attires she'd dawned in her matches thus far, Katic sported a frisky pink micro-bikini that would serve as the official ring garb for all newly-signed Celebrity Wrestling Federation ladies. The thin-banded tube top bikini hugged her perky bosom as she hit her tippy toes and sprung into a bounce, her bronzed skin bathed by the overhead lights as she shimmied out of her black robe and slid beneath the bottom rope. Katic gave a taut tug to the low-hanging waistband of her string thong bottoms, hiking the biting material as high up her hips as they would stretch, a blushing smile creeping across her lips. Her attire might take some getting used to, but the sponsors needed a reason to watch four middling fighters, no matter how promising they might be.
With only a pair of fights, both losses, in the last fifteen years, Katic's opponent might not have appeared to be much of a threat on paper; but that didn't stop jaws from hitting the floor when Victoria Silvstedt burst down the ramp. Still impossibly sculpted at 47 years old, the busty Swede commanded the room with a runway strut, towering over the majority of onlookers as she brushed past Katic with a dismissive scoff. Seemingly annoyed she'd been lured out of the comforts of semi-retirement, Victoria barked to anyone who would listen how she intended to make quick work of Katic. Clad in a domineering black leather bikini, the blonde cupped her massive orbs and gave them a lewd shimmy to raucous applause, looking to secure the onlookers that might still be on the fence for her corner.
Despite rebounding with a win against Gabrielle Union, the derailing loss to Joanna Krupa still weighed heavily on Katic's chest. Likely ending her chances of facing Cougar legend, Charlize Theron, any time soon, a win over Silvstedt looked to mark a new chapter in Katic's career. One that aspired to much greater heights than just Theron.
Round 1:
Whatever jitters Katic might have been showing pre-fight, she shook with ease as the two Cougars locked horns just seconds in. With impeccable instincts and recent experience taking over, Katic rolled through Victoria for the first few minutes of this round. The Swede's troubling inactive stretch reared its ugly head much quicker than her corner would have liked, as the blonde looked lost for long stretches, unable to find her range with ambitious head-hunting overhands despite a sizeable reach advantage over the brunette. Katic looked impossibly spry, dipping through heavy crosses from Silvstedt and countering with gut-wrenching uppercuts to the towering model.
Winded and cut down to Katic's size by a relentless barrage on her toned midsection, Silvstedt found herself sagging against the ropes as Stana opened up on the lethargic beauty, nearly boring a hole through her belly. A perfect counter to Victoria's height, Stana executed her game plan to perfection from the opening bell by going after the body, finally sweeping a jaw-dropping right hand through her drooping defenses and across Victoria's chin.
The packed arena exploded in unison as the blonde's skull slung sideways, awkwardly sprawled across the top rope digging into the small of her back. Her vacant bulbs rolled in their sockets as her towering frame sloshed on its heels, teetering forward before desperately throwing herself over Katic, locking her wrists behind the brunette's back and holding on for dear life. Stana attempted to shimmy free and bury a few rabbit punches into the blonde's exposed midsection, but the bell eventually separated the two intertwined beauties, mercifully granting Victoria access to her corner. Dominant round for Katic, 10-8.
Round 2:
The second round began with more of the same from Katic, who shot out of a cannon to greet the still-dazed Swede. Rather than punching uphill, Katic continued to take the body, pouring uppercuts and crosses into Victoria's flexing abdomen, rattling the blonde's taut belly until she was forced to either retreat or unload with a sweeping, heavy-handed knockout attempt. Through two rounds, the knockout blow was simply too slow to touch the nimble brunette. With furious instructions from her corner, however, Victoria finally started to wake up.
With Victoria largely defending Katic's body punches to a stalemate and the clock starting to fade, the pendulum of momentum slowly started to tip in the opposite direction. Absorbing each gutting navel-punch from the fiery brunette, Victoria began to calibrate her clubbing counters, eventually landing and rattling Katic with a temple shot that nearly downed the actress. Stana hoarsely wailed as she was slung into the ropes from the dizzying momentum, forced to retreat behind her defenses as her corner barked out the time. As the clock ticked down, Victoria swarmed the shelled brunette, pouring heavy, bludgeoning strikes into any square inch of flesh she could find. Stana's lithe, tortured frame twisted and curled with each echoing clap of flesh, forced to squirm and hold her ground until the bell mercifully put an end to the Swede's onslaught. After an impressive run from Silvstedt, she takes the round 10-9.
Round 3:
Shaking off the shell-shock and capitalizing on the winded blonde, Stana quickly erased the memory of the last minute of the fight. Hitting the reset button right back to Round 1, Katic looked no worse for wear as she went right back to tenderizing the body, dissecting the hapless blonde with a relentless barrage of belly, rib, and breast punches. Every attempt to chicken-wing a limb free to counter, Stana was simply sharper than Silvstedt, ripping a biting uppercut into whatever hunk of bare flesh Victoria dared expose. If the fight was scored on wounded whimpers alone, Silvstedt's corner would have thrown in the towel long ago, as the blonde's wails could be heard in the deepest corridors of the arena with each debilitating, abdomen-crushing blow. With barely a blow landed in the round, the rest of this fight seemed like a formality, a countdown to knockout. Katic shells Silvstedt with another dominant round, 10-8.
Round 4:
Victoria's once-towering frame sagged lethargically to Stana's height as the two traded testing barbs early. The bark and venom that had dripped from the blonde's lips early was nowhere to be heard as she struggled to draw in an unobstructed breath to her flaming lungs, hoarsely wailing with each labored pant for oxygen. It looked like only a knockout would save Silvstedt at this point, and both fighters knew it. Even the head-hunting sweeps that Stana couldn't artfully dip through found nothing but leather, as Katic's defenses were nearly unbreakable. Running out of time and fumes, it was a simple order from her corner in Swedish that suddenly perked Silvstedt up.
The blonde carefully circled with Katic, entrancing the increasingly-arrogant brunette, wading sideways until Stana unloaded with another brutal, yet predictable one-two to the ribs. Victoria patiently ate both alternating strikes, her taut tummy flexing before she reared back and coiled another loaded right. Katic took the bait, stapling her forearms to her temples in a defensive posture, prepared to absorb another sluggish headshot that would fall flat thanks to her excellent defenses. Instead Victoria lowered her target, rotating through a disemboweling uppercut that pierced Katic below the ribs.
"HHHNNNGGGGUUUHH" the brunette throatily mewled, her lean torso curling around Victoria's balled fist. Katic's hazel bulbs stretched wide as she drunkenly wobbled to her heels, clumsily careening into the corner, throwing one arm over the top rope to keep from going down flat on her ass. As the crowd rose in stunned silence, Victoria slid forward, pouncing on the wounded actress, timing Katic's rebound off the ropes. Katic's playful, braided pony tail whipped through the air as Victoria extended a palm and snagged the chest of Stana's thin tube top, yanking her out of the corner and slinging another right hand through Katic's hanging jaw, decapitating the staggered, panting brunette. Katic's knees instantly buckled inward, hoarsely grunting as her skull was snapped sideways, her long stems giving out as she slumped forward and hit the ground in a full split, her tits spilling out the bottom of her tube top as her frame sloshed through a half-pirouette in Victoria's grasp. Lulling clumsily to her side, the ring was bathed in applause as Victoria threw her hands up in expected triumph. Katic grit her pearly white teeth as she spit out her mouthpiece, drool sloshing from her bottom lip as she rolled debilitated to her back, tits-up, quaking with the frenzied bounce of the ring as her thighs eased into a revealing split.
"f*cking stay down!!" Victoria hissed, straddling the doe-eyed Katic for a moment before the referee ushered her to a neutral corner. Somehow beating the count at 7, Stana manages to clamber up to both feet, shaking out the cobwebs just as the bell rings and ends the round. Stunning knockdown from Silvstedt, and she wins the round 10-8.
Round 5:
Katic was understandably timid as she spent the first few moments of the round trying to get directions back into the fight, reeling as Victoria continued to up the pressure despite running on empty herself. The blonde went right back to head-hunting, feeling as though one more clean shot would down the actress for good. But Katic had a strong corner, and a strong spirit, managing to go right back to the well and use her incredible athleticism to play hard-to-get with the frustrated model.
Looking to disrupt the brunette's rhythm, Victoria grinned and cattily pawed at Katic's modest chest, referencing the wardrobe malfunction she'd caused at the end of the last round. With a snarl, Stana slapped away the blonde's groping paw from her bosom and rotated through a kidney-seeking left that crippled the goading model. Silvstedt froze in her tracks before a thunderous right uppercut rose through her cleavage and detonated square against her jaw. Silvstedt's arms pinwheeled as she staggered back two steps, her bulbs fluttering before another sturdy right hand caught her on the way down, rocking her stiff frame once more. With a fleshy, lightning-quick one-two-three, Katic put the blonde to sleep with a bang, sprawling her towering, convulsing frame flat on her backside.
"And your winner, by knockout in Round 5, STANA KAAAAATIC!!!!"
Stana Katic (4-1-0, 4 KO)
5'9, 43 years old
vs.
Victoria Silverstedt (3-11-0, 2 KO)
5'10 1/2, 47 years old
(Words: CWF / Results: Lookout!)
Intro:
"AND NOW! Making her sixth appearance in the ring, her first as a managed fighter under the newly formed Celebrity Wrestling Federation flag. Please welcome the Hamilton, Ontario native, standing 5 foot 9, weighing in at 125 pounds, STANAAAAA KAAAAAATIC!!"
Dealing with a few extra butterflies in her stomach now that she was finally given the opportunity to shine and climb the ranks under an official stable, Stana hesitantly dipped through the curtain and paraded down the ramp toward the ring. A far cry from the relatively modest array of attires she'd dawned in her matches thus far, Katic sported a frisky pink micro-bikini that would serve as the official ring garb for all newly-signed Celebrity Wrestling Federation ladies. The thin-banded tube top bikini hugged her perky bosom as she hit her tippy toes and sprung into a bounce, her bronzed skin bathed by the overhead lights as she shimmied out of her black robe and slid beneath the bottom rope. Katic gave a taut tug to the low-hanging waistband of her string thong bottoms, hiking the biting material as high up her hips as they would stretch, a blushing smile creeping across her lips. Her attire might take some getting used to, but the sponsors needed a reason to watch four middling fighters, no matter how promising they might be.
With only a pair of fights, both losses, in the last fifteen years, Katic's opponent might not have appeared to be much of a threat on paper; but that didn't stop jaws from hitting the floor when Victoria Silvstedt burst down the ramp. Still impossibly sculpted at 47 years old, the busty Swede commanded the room with a runway strut, towering over the majority of onlookers as she brushed past Katic with a dismissive scoff. Seemingly annoyed she'd been lured out of the comforts of semi-retirement, Victoria barked to anyone who would listen how she intended to make quick work of Katic. Clad in a domineering black leather bikini, the blonde cupped her massive orbs and gave them a lewd shimmy to raucous applause, looking to secure the onlookers that might still be on the fence for her corner.
Despite rebounding with a win against Gabrielle Union, the derailing loss to Joanna Krupa still weighed heavily on Katic's chest. Likely ending her chances of facing Cougar legend, Charlize Theron, any time soon, a win over Silvstedt looked to mark a new chapter in Katic's career. One that aspired to much greater heights than just Theron.
Round 1:
Whatever jitters Katic might have been showing pre-fight, she shook with ease as the two Cougars locked horns just seconds in. With impeccable instincts and recent experience taking over, Katic rolled through Victoria for the first few minutes of this round. The Swede's troubling inactive stretch reared its ugly head much quicker than her corner would have liked, as the blonde looked lost for long stretches, unable to find her range with ambitious head-hunting overhands despite a sizeable reach advantage over the brunette. Katic looked impossibly spry, dipping through heavy crosses from Silvstedt and countering with gut-wrenching uppercuts to the towering model.
Winded and cut down to Katic's size by a relentless barrage on her toned midsection, Silvstedt found herself sagging against the ropes as Stana opened up on the lethargic beauty, nearly boring a hole through her belly. A perfect counter to Victoria's height, Stana executed her game plan to perfection from the opening bell by going after the body, finally sweeping a jaw-dropping right hand through her drooping defenses and across Victoria's chin.
The packed arena exploded in unison as the blonde's skull slung sideways, awkwardly sprawled across the top rope digging into the small of her back. Her vacant bulbs rolled in their sockets as her towering frame sloshed on its heels, teetering forward before desperately throwing herself over Katic, locking her wrists behind the brunette's back and holding on for dear life. Stana attempted to shimmy free and bury a few rabbit punches into the blonde's exposed midsection, but the bell eventually separated the two intertwined beauties, mercifully granting Victoria access to her corner. Dominant round for Katic, 10-8.
Round 2:
The second round began with more of the same from Katic, who shot out of a cannon to greet the still-dazed Swede. Rather than punching uphill, Katic continued to take the body, pouring uppercuts and crosses into Victoria's flexing abdomen, rattling the blonde's taut belly until she was forced to either retreat or unload with a sweeping, heavy-handed knockout attempt. Through two rounds, the knockout blow was simply too slow to touch the nimble brunette. With furious instructions from her corner, however, Victoria finally started to wake up.
With Victoria largely defending Katic's body punches to a stalemate and the clock starting to fade, the pendulum of momentum slowly started to tip in the opposite direction. Absorbing each gutting navel-punch from the fiery brunette, Victoria began to calibrate her clubbing counters, eventually landing and rattling Katic with a temple shot that nearly downed the actress. Stana hoarsely wailed as she was slung into the ropes from the dizzying momentum, forced to retreat behind her defenses as her corner barked out the time. As the clock ticked down, Victoria swarmed the shelled brunette, pouring heavy, bludgeoning strikes into any square inch of flesh she could find. Stana's lithe, tortured frame twisted and curled with each echoing clap of flesh, forced to squirm and hold her ground until the bell mercifully put an end to the Swede's onslaught. After an impressive run from Silvstedt, she takes the round 10-9.
Round 3:
Shaking off the shell-shock and capitalizing on the winded blonde, Stana quickly erased the memory of the last minute of the fight. Hitting the reset button right back to Round 1, Katic looked no worse for wear as she went right back to tenderizing the body, dissecting the hapless blonde with a relentless barrage of belly, rib, and breast punches. Every attempt to chicken-wing a limb free to counter, Stana was simply sharper than Silvstedt, ripping a biting uppercut into whatever hunk of bare flesh Victoria dared expose. If the fight was scored on wounded whimpers alone, Silvstedt's corner would have thrown in the towel long ago, as the blonde's wails could be heard in the deepest corridors of the arena with each debilitating, abdomen-crushing blow. With barely a blow landed in the round, the rest of this fight seemed like a formality, a countdown to knockout. Katic shells Silvstedt with another dominant round, 10-8.
Round 4:
Victoria's once-towering frame sagged lethargically to Stana's height as the two traded testing barbs early. The bark and venom that had dripped from the blonde's lips early was nowhere to be heard as she struggled to draw in an unobstructed breath to her flaming lungs, hoarsely wailing with each labored pant for oxygen. It looked like only a knockout would save Silvstedt at this point, and both fighters knew it. Even the head-hunting sweeps that Stana couldn't artfully dip through found nothing but leather, as Katic's defenses were nearly unbreakable. Running out of time and fumes, it was a simple order from her corner in Swedish that suddenly perked Silvstedt up.
The blonde carefully circled with Katic, entrancing the increasingly-arrogant brunette, wading sideways until Stana unloaded with another brutal, yet predictable one-two to the ribs. Victoria patiently ate both alternating strikes, her taut tummy flexing before she reared back and coiled another loaded right. Katic took the bait, stapling her forearms to her temples in a defensive posture, prepared to absorb another sluggish headshot that would fall flat thanks to her excellent defenses. Instead Victoria lowered her target, rotating through a disemboweling uppercut that pierced Katic below the ribs.
"HHHNNNGGGGUUUHH" the brunette throatily mewled, her lean torso curling around Victoria's balled fist. Katic's hazel bulbs stretched wide as she drunkenly wobbled to her heels, clumsily careening into the corner, throwing one arm over the top rope to keep from going down flat on her ass. As the crowd rose in stunned silence, Victoria slid forward, pouncing on the wounded actress, timing Katic's rebound off the ropes. Katic's playful, braided pony tail whipped through the air as Victoria extended a palm and snagged the chest of Stana's thin tube top, yanking her out of the corner and slinging another right hand through Katic's hanging jaw, decapitating the staggered, panting brunette. Katic's knees instantly buckled inward, hoarsely grunting as her skull was snapped sideways, her long stems giving out as she slumped forward and hit the ground in a full split, her tits spilling out the bottom of her tube top as her frame sloshed through a half-pirouette in Victoria's grasp. Lulling clumsily to her side, the ring was bathed in applause as Victoria threw her hands up in expected triumph. Katic grit her pearly white teeth as she spit out her mouthpiece, drool sloshing from her bottom lip as she rolled debilitated to her back, tits-up, quaking with the frenzied bounce of the ring as her thighs eased into a revealing split.
"f*cking stay down!!" Victoria hissed, straddling the doe-eyed Katic for a moment before the referee ushered her to a neutral corner. Somehow beating the count at 7, Stana manages to clamber up to both feet, shaking out the cobwebs just as the bell rings and ends the round. Stunning knockdown from Silvstedt, and she wins the round 10-8.
Round 5:
Katic was understandably timid as she spent the first few moments of the round trying to get directions back into the fight, reeling as Victoria continued to up the pressure despite running on empty herself. The blonde went right back to head-hunting, feeling as though one more clean shot would down the actress for good. But Katic had a strong corner, and a strong spirit, managing to go right back to the well and use her incredible athleticism to play hard-to-get with the frustrated model.
Looking to disrupt the brunette's rhythm, Victoria grinned and cattily pawed at Katic's modest chest, referencing the wardrobe malfunction she'd caused at the end of the last round. With a snarl, Stana slapped away the blonde's groping paw from her bosom and rotated through a kidney-seeking left that crippled the goading model. Silvstedt froze in her tracks before a thunderous right uppercut rose through her cleavage and detonated square against her jaw. Silvstedt's arms pinwheeled as she staggered back two steps, her bulbs fluttering before another sturdy right hand caught her on the way down, rocking her stiff frame once more. With a fleshy, lightning-quick one-two-three, Katic put the blonde to sleep with a bang, sprawling her towering, convulsing frame flat on her backside.
"And your winner, by knockout in Round 5, STANA KAAAAATIC!!!!"