(JMD) Lindsey Pelas vs Hannah Palmer

Lindsey Pelas vs Hannah Palmer
(Celebrity Wrestling Federation vs FCBA Independent)
(5-9, 5 KO vs FCBA Debut)
JMD Value: 32F (Natural) vs 34E (Natural)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: Queendom veteran Lindsey Pelas just signed a contract with the new CWF stable and is more than ready to welcome a blonde glamour model into celebrity boxing competition but there is a real media buzz surrounding Hannah Palmer's debut tonight. The Arizona native makes her intentions clear and says she's the best thing in jug muggin' world since Demi Rose. Confidence is one asset always in demand but Lindsey simply doesn't believe the newcomer has what it takes to steal the headlines on her debut night. Not in pure boxing anyway: "Maybe she's good at something else, like mud wrestling... but I'm gonna smack her all the way back to the desert! She has no idea what she's signed up for!"

Lindsey Pelas wears a navy blue bikini set & silver gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a curled ponytail. Hannah Palmer wears a red bikini set & black gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a sleek ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division.

Round 1:
Lindsey is ready to roll with the rookie and she gives her a rough introduction pounding away in furious fashion. Hannah probably expected a swarming start but still gets caught out by the fellow blonde's intensity which stuffs in the center of the ring while Lindsey piles on more leather up the middle. Both girls lock horns in the proverbial phone booth but it's Palmer's cleavage taking all the punishment as Pelas clobbers her in supreme fashion and yells out in delight when she wobbles the Arizona blonde onto the ropes. She cranks up the uppercut volume and rains more punches like skittles however Hannah refuses to back off and sticks a late response to indicate she won't fold over on her debut night. Lindsey cuts an angry figure at the bell and seeths into the fellow blonde's face: "Did that hurt, bytch?" before the referee pulls her away amid a wild cheers from the Vegas audience.

Round 2:
Hannah slips by another slugging charge from her opponent and whacks her from the inside cashing in with an uppercut series herself; she drops a quick liver shot too and stings Pelas into quiet yelps in the process before booming a left hook into her face! "U bytch!", Lindsey tries to regain her dominant stance but Hannah unloads the gut-checking assault and carves a couple of lumps into the ring girl's abs before another scything cross bounces off the boobs into Lindsey's chin. Ugh! She rolls down the curtains and leaves herself exposed to more jug muggin' heat as Palmer jumps into overdrive and whacks the older blonde from each side lifting those F-sized bumpers into the slumped chin. Vintage JMD beatdown in the making as Hannah clobbers the quickly ailing foe onto the ropes and belts her in the liver area right at the bell with Pelas crying out in pain while being saved by the bell! Uh-oh! How about this one?

Round 3:
Hannah resumes the high-tempo blast and plain outworks the fellow blonde in the center of the ring where she gashes her on the liver area and moves into a higher gear to stuff Pelas into loud spasms. Huh! More cruel blows dissect the ring girl's guard and wobbles her into a vicious uppercut double before Palmer simply carries them into the slumped chin again... left hand works on the liver, right hand on the chest and Lindsey blows a piston wobbling into a massive right hand on the solar plexus that FOLDS HER DOWN ON THE CANVAS amid a loud cheer from the MGM Grand patrons! "That's how you do it!", Hannah screams at the fallen opponent who is left down on all fours and the slugging burst proves too much for the Louisiana native who can't stay off the boards as the merciless count passes her by! Shocking KO3 Hannah Palmer!!!

AFTER: Talk about winning over new fans with that debut JMD performance! Hannah takes over the cheering noise and rips one last punch into the kneeling opponent's kidneys to leave Lindsey laid out in utmost pain. She then rolls the fellow blonde on her back and mounts her to apply the familiar procedure. Lindsey simply has to admit Hannah is the superior woman and tries to hold back the tears but the glamour model shows her no mercy and smothers her out in ruthless fashion.

Tigress Uppercut magazine thinks we've found a new JMD star and Hannah conducts the interview with Lindsey's bikini top wrapped around her left forearm: "That's right, sports fans! Welcome to the show! There's a new player in town and while we have a moment let me tell you I have a hit list too! Name one: Nata Lee! Name two: Kendra Wilkinson! Name three: Sophie Mudd! I'm coming for these bimbos faster than you can say Prescott, Arizona! This will be a fun ride and I'm ready for all the HBO publicity that comes with it!" (winks).

Official Result: Hannah Palmer def. Lindsey Pelas KO3.