Meeting at Tractorull Headquarters-Theron's future
Mar 28, 2022 8:11:48 GMT -6
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Post by Tractorpull on Mar 28, 2022 8:11:48 GMT -6
Tractorpull Headquarters
Nashville. Tn 9:00AM CDT
The conference room is closed for an off the record meeting. In attendance are Tess, Fred, her boss, Charlize Theron and a surprise guest Kate Upton
Charlize: “What’s this about?”
Fred: “As you know Chimera has allowed us to handle you now for two years and you have done great. Well now we have officially got your contract”
Tess: We have been trying to tell you that you are getting too old for this game and…..
Charlize: “If you are talking about retirement, I am walking out now. McCarthy and Beckinsale are older than me and they are still fighting”
Tess; “Just listen, no one is asking you to retire. You got commitments for the rest of the year and into next year, but you have lost your charisma. No one is paying extra money to get into one of your fights. You’re just another cougar. Oh, they may fill the venue, but it is to see you lose. They want to see the GOAT humiliated. Quite frankly, I know pundits in the press think you’re finished and a boring old has been.”
Charlize; ”OK, I may be getting a little old, but I wouldn’t mind winning one more title”
Fred: “ Charlize get real, That isn’t going to happen and once you admit it, you will soon be 47, the better off you will be. You can’t compete with the new group of good lightweights, like Swift or DiDonato who are fifteen or twenty years younger. You body looks great, is just doesn’t work nearly as well as it did just five years ago. I think Kate proved that to you a couple days ago. We don’t want that to happen again. You may lose another fight or two. As long as you fight, you are going to lose. Everybody does, but we don’t want you hit so hard it takes ten minutes to bring you around. That could end your fighting career in a very bad way and maybe your acting career as well. We want you to stay in your age group”
Tess: “We want to add some excitement to your fights. Get the crowd psyched so we are adding a theme song to you entrance, Something more than walking silently down the aisle”
Kate: “I hate to admit it, but it was McCarthy’s idea. Tess heard it in my dressing room before our fight.”
Tess: “As you come down the aisle, we will blast out the Dropkick Murphy’s “Blood” It doesn’t announce Charlize Theron, it announces the Greatest Of All Time. It’s perfect for you unless you insist on fighting Kate or a top ten lightweight which is not likely since we have your contract. It will get the crowd ready for a brawl”
Charlize; “That’s interesting”
Fred: “One more thing. We are adding Kate to the Nascar corner team.We have Lookouts permission use her as long as it doesn’t interfere with Kates bouts. It will be Neve, Cassie and Kate as long as she doesn’t have a fight within forty-five minutes after the end of yours. If Kate can’t make it, we will bring back Jennifer Lawrence.”
Charlize: “Now that sounds great, but I still want to win one more title”
Fred: “And just who do you think you can beat?”
Charlize: “I’m waiting until this big blonde busty bully here to get a title and I want to take it away from her.”
Kate: “It’s sad, She still hasn’t recovered from Friday night’s uppercut. I guess we will have to spar some and I can beat some sense into her”
Charlize: “Bring it on”
As Charlize and Kate leave the room, Tess hangs back and asks Fred “Do you really think Charlize can win another title”
Fred:” It’s not totally impossible, but we are not going to encourage it ” Tess nods and leaves to join her two friends
Nashville. Tn 9:00AM CDT
The conference room is closed for an off the record meeting. In attendance are Tess, Fred, her boss, Charlize Theron and a surprise guest Kate Upton
Charlize: “What’s this about?”
Fred: “As you know Chimera has allowed us to handle you now for two years and you have done great. Well now we have officially got your contract”
Tess: We have been trying to tell you that you are getting too old for this game and…..
Charlize: “If you are talking about retirement, I am walking out now. McCarthy and Beckinsale are older than me and they are still fighting”
Tess; “Just listen, no one is asking you to retire. You got commitments for the rest of the year and into next year, but you have lost your charisma. No one is paying extra money to get into one of your fights. You’re just another cougar. Oh, they may fill the venue, but it is to see you lose. They want to see the GOAT humiliated. Quite frankly, I know pundits in the press think you’re finished and a boring old has been.”
Charlize; ”OK, I may be getting a little old, but I wouldn’t mind winning one more title”
Fred: “ Charlize get real, That isn’t going to happen and once you admit it, you will soon be 47, the better off you will be. You can’t compete with the new group of good lightweights, like Swift or DiDonato who are fifteen or twenty years younger. You body looks great, is just doesn’t work nearly as well as it did just five years ago. I think Kate proved that to you a couple days ago. We don’t want that to happen again. You may lose another fight or two. As long as you fight, you are going to lose. Everybody does, but we don’t want you hit so hard it takes ten minutes to bring you around. That could end your fighting career in a very bad way and maybe your acting career as well. We want you to stay in your age group”
Tess: “We want to add some excitement to your fights. Get the crowd psyched so we are adding a theme song to you entrance, Something more than walking silently down the aisle”
Kate: “I hate to admit it, but it was McCarthy’s idea. Tess heard it in my dressing room before our fight.”
Tess: “As you come down the aisle, we will blast out the Dropkick Murphy’s “Blood” It doesn’t announce Charlize Theron, it announces the Greatest Of All Time. It’s perfect for you unless you insist on fighting Kate or a top ten lightweight which is not likely since we have your contract. It will get the crowd ready for a brawl”
Charlize; “That’s interesting”
Fred: “One more thing. We are adding Kate to the Nascar corner team.We have Lookouts permission use her as long as it doesn’t interfere with Kates bouts. It will be Neve, Cassie and Kate as long as she doesn’t have a fight within forty-five minutes after the end of yours. If Kate can’t make it, we will bring back Jennifer Lawrence.”
Charlize: “Now that sounds great, but I still want to win one more title”
Fred: “And just who do you think you can beat?”
Charlize: “I’m waiting until this big blonde busty bully here to get a title and I want to take it away from her.”
Kate: “It’s sad, She still hasn’t recovered from Friday night’s uppercut. I guess we will have to spar some and I can beat some sense into her”
Charlize: “Bring it on”
As Charlize and Kate leave the room, Tess hangs back and asks Fred “Do you really think Charlize can win another title”
Fred:” It’s not totally impossible, but we are not going to encourage it ” Tess nods and leaves to join her two friends
