3. Ariana Grande vs. Ariel Winter
Feb 28, 2022 12:40:08 GMT -6
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Post by HBO's Boxing At The Asylum on Feb 28, 2022 12:40:08 GMT -6
BEFORE:
"Yeah, I haven't had a lot of success lately," Ariana admits. "But, here's the thing. It's tough without management and regular work. But, you know what? I'm READY for this one, and, when I pull the upset...managers will be blowing up my phone!"
"The only thing that's getting blown up tonight," says Ariel, "Is Ariana. Count on it."
ROUND ONE:
O'Dell: "Back at ringside and that is 'Bang Bang', and that can only mean that the singer of that tune, Ariana Grande, is on her way to the ring..."
McCarthy: "Grande is one of those girls who should be brandished from fighting in the FCBA! She's lost, like, a MILLION fights in a ROW and isn't anything more than an easy win to pad the record of fighters like Weirdo's Dancing Hookers!"
Tess: "Brandished?"
McCarthy: "Buy a dictionary, Walmart!"
Tess: "Oh, I'm familiar with the word..."
Cassie: "And, only someone as old as Mac would suggest buying a dictionary..."
McCarthy: "You LITTLE..."
O'Dell: "Now, calm DOWN, Mac. Save that energy for the fight. Let's watch the ring as Ariana climbs in to be helped off with the robe. And, the crowd popping for the singer in that strawberry number she likes..."
McCarthy: "Too skinny! You'll be seeing a REAL bikini body soon enough!"
O'Dell: "And, that's 'I Knew You Were Trouble' you hear behind us, but not the hit Taylor Swift version. No, this is the cover by the lovely young lady coming to the ring right now, Ariel 'Dangerous Curves' Winter!"
Cassie: "Winter right in the middle of the flyweight title picture. And, if she's going to stay there, she needs a result tonight."
O'Dell: "Ariel into the ring and helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve, and she's wearing that curve-hugging white number we've seen before...and the crowd is loving it."
McCarthy: "The ROOF might blow off this place when I get up there..."
O'Dell: "Ladies about ready. Time for some picks. Tess likes Ariel. Mac?"
McCarthy: "Grande is a tomato can! Winter!"
O'Dell: "Cassie?"
Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"
O'Dell: "Unanimous again. Let's see if the ladies are right. Grande making with the legs early. She's circling, jabbing. Winter's seen this act before. Ariel stalking, cutting the ring, stepping to, going body, crowding her rival and bringing her power to bear. Grande quickly out of Dodge, back to open canvas..."
Cassie: "And, that's what this fight is going to be. Ariana can't stand and bang with Ariel..."
O'Dell: "And, Winter doesn't want to end up chasing Grande all over the ring. She's got to bring her to battle. And, that's what the Front Streeter is working to do at the moment. She cuts the ring again, goes body. Grande ties up and slips away, back to the jab and circle..."
McCarthy: "Grande kid is effective on the move. Good hands and feet. Problem is, she can't take a punch..."
O'Dell: "Doesn't have the best chin in the FCBA, no, but she's definitely showing how effective she can be on the move in this one. Winter cuts, closes, goes body, lands a solid right hand to the head. Grande slips away and will leg out the final seconds of the round. There's the bell. Close. Winter."
Tess: "And, Ariel takes the 10-9 lead."
ROUND TWO:
O'Dell: "Grande back to the legs as we start the second. She's bouncin' and misbehavin', circling, jabbing. Winter stepping to, cutting the ring and ROCKED WITH A RIGHT HAND AND DOWN GOES ARIEL! Oh, a PERFECTLY-TIMED right hand from Grande followed by a lightning-fast combination and Winter is dropped to her back!"
McCarthy: "This is GREAT! Another Dancing Hooker BITES THE DUST!"
O'Dell: "Ariana to a neutral corner. Count at three. Four. Winter sits up at five. Six. Seven. Ariel to her feet. Ref going to give her the mandatory and WAVE ON ARIANA! Grande CHARGING across the ring, letting the hands go in a MAJOR way. Ariel giving ground, keeping the guard high..."
Tess: "Legs look OK, but Winter's definitely buzzed..."
O'Dell: "No doubt about it, and Ariana looking to finish this thing right now. She's just a buzz saw, winging away with both hands. She's landing some solid shot, but Winter keeping the hands high, blocking some punches, staying off the ropes. Under ten seconds to go. Good right from Ariana, but there's the bell. Winter gets off the deck, but Grande takes it 10-8."
Cassie: "And pulls into a 19-18 lead."
ROUND THREE:
O'Dell: "Third begins with more aggression from Ariana, she's taking the fight to Winter. Ariel giving a little ground, countering, landing a SOLID right hand there and Grande changes tactics. Now she's back to the jab and circle, bouncing around the ring, stopping to pop, then getting right back in motion..."
McCarthy: "EXCELLENT adjustment there. She can see Winter's legs are OK, so, don't stand in front of her."
O'Dell: "And, Ariana's not doing that, but she IS getting much the better of things. Winter working to cut the ring, but Grande making that very, very tough for her. She's here, there, everywhere, and she's timing things perfectly, stopping for a quick combination, then bouncing away before Ariel can get anything going."
Cassie: "Ariel needs to get back on track here."
O'Dell: "No doubt about it, because Grande's been in control this entire round. We're coming down the stretch. Ariana a quick combination before dancing away. She's definitely feeling good right now. Five seconds to go. Quick exchange and there's the bell. No doubt. Grande. Wide."
Tess: "And Ariana leads 29-27."
ROUND FOUR:
O'Dell: "Grande on the move again as we start the fourth. Ariana very quick and fluid, working that jab and the feet. Ariel stalking, cutting the ring, stepping to, working some body. Grande slipping away, but Winter right back at her, landing a HARD right hand that backs up Grande..."
Tess: "Winter's back on track, BFF..."
Cassie: "No doubt about it."
O'Dell: "Winter working body, crowding Ariana, lands a hard right hand. Grande slipping away. Ariel right back on her, working the body, landing a NICE combination to the head. Grande slips away, but Winter cuts the ring, gets back to work. Ariana tossed to the defensive..."
McCarthy: "Watch those low blows, ref!"
O'Dell: "Nothing illegal, but plenty that's effective. Winter working Grande over on the inside. Ariana slipping away again, but Ariel's running her to ground far more consistently now, and it's paying off. GOOD right hand from Winter there! Her best punch of the fight and there's the bell. Ariel. Wide."
Cassie: "And, Grande's lead is one point, 38-37."
ROUND FIVE:
O'Dell: "Winter upping the aggression a bit more, moving the feet, cutting her fellow brunette off, then making with the heavy leather to both head and body. Grande tossed to the defensive. She's taking a lot of fire just as she did in the previous round. Ariana slips away, circles, jabs..."
Cassie: "But Ariel right back on her."
O'Dell: "Sure is, and she's sitting down on her punches in a big way right now. HARD right hand Winter and that hurt Grande! Arianna wobbles, clinches, Ariel goes body and DROPS HER RIVAL WITH A SHORT RIGHT UPPERCUT! What a shot from Winter and Grande crumples to the canvas!"
Tess: "Not getting up from that, I don't think..."
O'Dell: "Ariel to a neutral corner. Count at three. Four. Five. Grande down on her back, her head just inside the ropes. Six. Seven. No movement at all from the singer. Eight. Nine. TEN! It's OVER! That quickly, it's OVER! And your winner by KO5 is Ariel 'Dangerous Curves' Winter!"
McCarthy: "Lucky! But Mudd isn't going to get lucky. She's going to get an a** whipping!"
AFTER:
O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"
Tess: "I have our winner, Ariel Winter, and, Ariel, she caught you a good one early..."
Ariel (nodding): "Yeah, she's VERY quick and she timed one perfectly. But, as Wiz always says, it's not about getting knocked down, its about getting back up and what you DO when you get back up."
Tess: "And, what YOU did was win..."
Ariel (smiling): "Yeah. Just a matter of shaking it off and getting back to work. And, that's exactly what I'm going to do tomorrow, get back to work getting another shot at the titles."
"Yeah, I haven't had a lot of success lately," Ariana admits. "But, here's the thing. It's tough without management and regular work. But, you know what? I'm READY for this one, and, when I pull the upset...managers will be blowing up my phone!"
"The only thing that's getting blown up tonight," says Ariel, "Is Ariana. Count on it."
ROUND ONE:
O'Dell: "Back at ringside and that is 'Bang Bang', and that can only mean that the singer of that tune, Ariana Grande, is on her way to the ring..."
McCarthy: "Grande is one of those girls who should be brandished from fighting in the FCBA! She's lost, like, a MILLION fights in a ROW and isn't anything more than an easy win to pad the record of fighters like Weirdo's Dancing Hookers!"
Tess: "Brandished?"
McCarthy: "Buy a dictionary, Walmart!"
Tess: "Oh, I'm familiar with the word..."
Cassie: "And, only someone as old as Mac would suggest buying a dictionary..."
McCarthy: "You LITTLE..."
O'Dell: "Now, calm DOWN, Mac. Save that energy for the fight. Let's watch the ring as Ariana climbs in to be helped off with the robe. And, the crowd popping for the singer in that strawberry number she likes..."
McCarthy: "Too skinny! You'll be seeing a REAL bikini body soon enough!"
O'Dell: "And, that's 'I Knew You Were Trouble' you hear behind us, but not the hit Taylor Swift version. No, this is the cover by the lovely young lady coming to the ring right now, Ariel 'Dangerous Curves' Winter!"
Cassie: "Winter right in the middle of the flyweight title picture. And, if she's going to stay there, she needs a result tonight."
O'Dell: "Ariel into the ring and helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve, and she's wearing that curve-hugging white number we've seen before...and the crowd is loving it."
McCarthy: "The ROOF might blow off this place when I get up there..."
O'Dell: "Ladies about ready. Time for some picks. Tess likes Ariel. Mac?"
McCarthy: "Grande is a tomato can! Winter!"
O'Dell: "Cassie?"
Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"
O'Dell: "Unanimous again. Let's see if the ladies are right. Grande making with the legs early. She's circling, jabbing. Winter's seen this act before. Ariel stalking, cutting the ring, stepping to, going body, crowding her rival and bringing her power to bear. Grande quickly out of Dodge, back to open canvas..."
Cassie: "And, that's what this fight is going to be. Ariana can't stand and bang with Ariel..."
O'Dell: "And, Winter doesn't want to end up chasing Grande all over the ring. She's got to bring her to battle. And, that's what the Front Streeter is working to do at the moment. She cuts the ring again, goes body. Grande ties up and slips away, back to the jab and circle..."
McCarthy: "Grande kid is effective on the move. Good hands and feet. Problem is, she can't take a punch..."
O'Dell: "Doesn't have the best chin in the FCBA, no, but she's definitely showing how effective she can be on the move in this one. Winter cuts, closes, goes body, lands a solid right hand to the head. Grande slips away and will leg out the final seconds of the round. There's the bell. Close. Winter."
Tess: "And, Ariel takes the 10-9 lead."
ROUND TWO:
O'Dell: "Grande back to the legs as we start the second. She's bouncin' and misbehavin', circling, jabbing. Winter stepping to, cutting the ring and ROCKED WITH A RIGHT HAND AND DOWN GOES ARIEL! Oh, a PERFECTLY-TIMED right hand from Grande followed by a lightning-fast combination and Winter is dropped to her back!"
McCarthy: "This is GREAT! Another Dancing Hooker BITES THE DUST!"
O'Dell: "Ariana to a neutral corner. Count at three. Four. Winter sits up at five. Six. Seven. Ariel to her feet. Ref going to give her the mandatory and WAVE ON ARIANA! Grande CHARGING across the ring, letting the hands go in a MAJOR way. Ariel giving ground, keeping the guard high..."
Tess: "Legs look OK, but Winter's definitely buzzed..."
O'Dell: "No doubt about it, and Ariana looking to finish this thing right now. She's just a buzz saw, winging away with both hands. She's landing some solid shot, but Winter keeping the hands high, blocking some punches, staying off the ropes. Under ten seconds to go. Good right from Ariana, but there's the bell. Winter gets off the deck, but Grande takes it 10-8."
Cassie: "And pulls into a 19-18 lead."
ROUND THREE:
O'Dell: "Third begins with more aggression from Ariana, she's taking the fight to Winter. Ariel giving a little ground, countering, landing a SOLID right hand there and Grande changes tactics. Now she's back to the jab and circle, bouncing around the ring, stopping to pop, then getting right back in motion..."
McCarthy: "EXCELLENT adjustment there. She can see Winter's legs are OK, so, don't stand in front of her."
O'Dell: "And, Ariana's not doing that, but she IS getting much the better of things. Winter working to cut the ring, but Grande making that very, very tough for her. She's here, there, everywhere, and she's timing things perfectly, stopping for a quick combination, then bouncing away before Ariel can get anything going."
Cassie: "Ariel needs to get back on track here."
O'Dell: "No doubt about it, because Grande's been in control this entire round. We're coming down the stretch. Ariana a quick combination before dancing away. She's definitely feeling good right now. Five seconds to go. Quick exchange and there's the bell. No doubt. Grande. Wide."
Tess: "And Ariana leads 29-27."
ROUND FOUR:
O'Dell: "Grande on the move again as we start the fourth. Ariana very quick and fluid, working that jab and the feet. Ariel stalking, cutting the ring, stepping to, working some body. Grande slipping away, but Winter right back at her, landing a HARD right hand that backs up Grande..."
Tess: "Winter's back on track, BFF..."
Cassie: "No doubt about it."
O'Dell: "Winter working body, crowding Ariana, lands a hard right hand. Grande slipping away. Ariel right back on her, working the body, landing a NICE combination to the head. Grande slips away, but Winter cuts the ring, gets back to work. Ariana tossed to the defensive..."
McCarthy: "Watch those low blows, ref!"
O'Dell: "Nothing illegal, but plenty that's effective. Winter working Grande over on the inside. Ariana slipping away again, but Ariel's running her to ground far more consistently now, and it's paying off. GOOD right hand from Winter there! Her best punch of the fight and there's the bell. Ariel. Wide."
Cassie: "And, Grande's lead is one point, 38-37."
ROUND FIVE:
O'Dell: "Winter upping the aggression a bit more, moving the feet, cutting her fellow brunette off, then making with the heavy leather to both head and body. Grande tossed to the defensive. She's taking a lot of fire just as she did in the previous round. Ariana slips away, circles, jabs..."
Cassie: "But Ariel right back on her."
O'Dell: "Sure is, and she's sitting down on her punches in a big way right now. HARD right hand Winter and that hurt Grande! Arianna wobbles, clinches, Ariel goes body and DROPS HER RIVAL WITH A SHORT RIGHT UPPERCUT! What a shot from Winter and Grande crumples to the canvas!"
Tess: "Not getting up from that, I don't think..."
O'Dell: "Ariel to a neutral corner. Count at three. Four. Five. Grande down on her back, her head just inside the ropes. Six. Seven. No movement at all from the singer. Eight. Nine. TEN! It's OVER! That quickly, it's OVER! And your winner by KO5 is Ariel 'Dangerous Curves' Winter!"
McCarthy: "Lucky! But Mudd isn't going to get lucky. She's going to get an a** whipping!"
AFTER:
O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"
Tess: "I have our winner, Ariel Winter, and, Ariel, she caught you a good one early..."
Ariel (nodding): "Yeah, she's VERY quick and she timed one perfectly. But, as Wiz always says, it's not about getting knocked down, its about getting back up and what you DO when you get back up."
Tess: "And, what YOU did was win..."
Ariel (smiling): "Yeah. Just a matter of shaking it off and getting back to work. And, that's exactly what I'm going to do tomorrow, get back to work getting another shot at the titles."