5. Lily Collins vs Saoirse Ronan II
Jan 22, 2022 12:18:45 GMT -6
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5. Lily Collins vs Saoirse Ronan II
Lily:
(32, 5’5, 112, 46:15 FCBA, VIXENs)
Saoirse:
(27, 5’6, 12:5 FCBA, Free Agent)
BEFORE:
And now, for our main event: a rematch between British starlets Lily Collins and Saoirse Ronan, though we think the latter blonde would much rather we referred to her as the Irish Powerhouse.
“You’d presume correctly,” Saoirse says with a nod and smile from the press table. “Look, noone wants to be here in dreary old London, especially to kick Lily’s ass for the upteenth time. When are you Brits going to learn that we Irish are simply not to be messed with?”
“Says the girl who hasn’t found a stable for herself after so long,” Lily whispers from the other end of the table, drawing a condescending look from Saoirse.
“Says the girl who’s already part of a stable, but still got her arse kicked,” Saoirse counters without hesitation. “If Collins wants another boot to the belly, that can be arranged. Maybe I should mess her up silly when I beat her again tonight so that she never steps foot in the same ring as me ever again.”
From Lily’s corner, however, only comes a shrug and shake of the head. “I let my emotions get the better of me last time. I’ll admit it: I underestimated the Irish. Not this time. I’ve trained specifically to beat Ronan at her own game. And after I’ve done sticking a boot up her ass, I’m training my sights back on Vanessa freakin’ Hudgens!”
Ladies square off at the podium, and Lily’s one-inch height disadvantage wasn’t so much a factor the last time these two fought. Rather, it was having to deal with Saoirse’s surprising power in her lean stature. Here, Ronan knows full well how their last fight went, and how this one is predicted to go. She sets Lily with a casual stare and upturned chin, hands loose on both hips as she goads Lily to bring it on. Collins meeting her glare, fists balled up and raised to the Irish girl’s chin, and before the two actresses can get it on there and then, they’re separated by the fight officials, before being led backstage for their final preparations.
Hours later, Collins is in for a rude surprise when she finds not just Saoirse already waiting for her in the ring, but dear Emma Watson, fresh off her own victory earlier tonight, giving her a little wave and condescending air smooch for good luck. We all know these two Vixens share a sordid history, and would like nothing more than to get in each other’s face to throw down. But tonight, Lily sets her gaze back on Ronan in the ring, the Irish fighter wearing a laced up black corset that’s cut off at the chest, and a pair of black boxing trunks and red gloves. Lily herself is dressed in a classy white cloth bikini top that’s wrapped snugly around her chest. For her bottoms, she’s sporting long black tights. Finally in her own corner, Lily straps on green gloves for this contest, drawing a scowl from Ronan’s corner, who immediately recognise the shade resembling their national flag.
Referee waves his arm to kickstart this final match, and HERE WE GO with ten rounds of Bantamweight action!
ROUND 1:
Down and dirty they go, and it seems as though dear Lily Collins hasn’t learned her lesson from last time, wading into the fray to show Ronan who’s boss. Trouble is, Ronan does the same, and the two girls CLASH in the center in a hail of flying fists and leather. They take turns shocking each other to the head, just bashing gloves into each other’s arms and hoping to break through in the very first round to land on the nose, lips and chin. And for a couple of seconds, either fighter does succeed in breaking through, Lily first rocking an overhand right between Ronan’s eyes but then takes a bashing hook across the chin for her troubles. Middle minute and both fighters are still sending hooks in silly, swinging high at the arms and then targeting the vulnerable torsos as a consolation prize. At the sound of the bell, it looks like Ronan might take it due to slightly more ground taken, as expected.
ROUND 2:
Collins needs to do more than stand toe-to-toe with this foe, if she wants the outcome to be different compared to last time. She’s reminded as much by Steve Boyd back in her corner, who half-chastises her for her hotheadedness. Lily wades in energetically in the second, but looks a whole lot more measured in her approach, lighting Saoirse’s face up with jabs from afar and not allowing the Irish bombshell to close in like last time. It works, for now, with Ronan taking damage and her cheek getting bunched up from repeated strikes to her pride. Ronan’s overconfidence catches up to her, with her swings sailing overhead and wide, and allowing Lily to plant counter-punches all over her frame to end the round in a lopsided manner. Ronan ain’t smiling by the time the bell rings here, grumbling back to her corner as Lily evens the score.
ROUND 3:
Ronan, however, storms in to try and finish Lily off even earlier than before, fulfilling that promise she made earlier during the press conference to beat her badly she’ll think twice the next time they face off. Lily’s shocked by some early flurries aimed at her head, having to swerve and block the multitude of punches all coming at her at once. She avoids the first few hooks sent overhead, but the third one crashes into her arms to blow her backwards, and she barely has any time to recuperate when Saoirse’s already on her case, rapping another glove into her side tummy before rocking her back with a final uppercut to the guard. Collins has little choice but to barrel into the ropes, ducking under yet another flailing combo from the Irish girl until she finally manages to get clear of the onslaught. Saoirse resets as well, breathing hard from across the ring, and the blonde didn’t manage to pin Collins down and go to work on her, which might come back to bite her in the subsequent rounds.
ROUND 4:
Not just yet, however, as Collins tries to capitalise early on Ronan’s tiredness, wading in hard and fast and ready to rumble, only to get SOCKED to the mouth by a sudden cross hand sailing in, with Saoirse more than capable of holding her ground this early in the fight! OUCH indeed! Collins immediately goes flailing backwards, her head pushed back and eyes shut and winced in pain, and she’s almost powerless to stop yet another rush inwards from Saoirse, who looks to make up for lost time and score that elusive knockdown in the fourth! Lily gets trapped against the ropes, groaning as she covers her head up in a tight guard but the rest of her lean body getting wracked by Saoirse’s punches, as the Irish sensation pounds away at her undercarriage and threatens to bowl her over and down to her knees. Ronan grunting as she swings away, elbows chugging in and low, then high and mighty, doing her utmost best to rock Lily off her feet. But Collins is suddenly made of sterner stuff on her own end, absorbing another powerful hook to the side of her head but managing to scoot away down the ropes, relatively unharmed. Well, not exactly. Ronan is too tired to give chase, for the moment, and the two fighters keep each other at a firm range for the rest of this round.
ROUND 5:
Ronan this time is really winded, spending the first thirty seconds catching her breath and lunging at Lily every time she tries to get in close. Collins appears to be just getting started, however, energetically running Saoirse down and pounding away at her arms and chest, these hit-and-runs tactics keeping Ronan constantly on the move. Collins wants payback and despite the last two rounds of being thrown around silly, she makes up for lost time when she crunches a straight hand into Saoirse’s chin, then continues hounding her with punches to the face. Saoirse, however, decides to stand her ground in the final seconds of this round, no doubt at the urging of her own corner. The two girls CLASH in another episode of wanton destructive action, taking turns whipping each other’s faces to the side before Lily scores with a snap uppercut right to the base of the chin, which wraps up this round nicely in her corner. Before she can capitalise however, the bell rings, and Ronan lives to fight another round even with her back glued to the ropes.
ROUND 6:
One thing’s for sure: Ronan’s spirits are in question now that she realises Lily’s also packing a little power in her step, suddenly being able to trade leather with her toe-to-toe. Perhaps Collins has really been bulking up and readying herself for this rematch? Saoirse attempts a sudden rush in the first minute, hoping that it’s Lily’s turn to want to catch her breath. Collins, however, has other plans, taking the first couple of swings in her stride and letting out a grunt or two when Ronan aims for her toned tummy. But she quickly pays the Irish actress back with a shocking hook across the chin, then another right hand dinging her hard the other way. Ronan grunts out loud but stays her ground, immediately counter-swinging at Lily’s head, hoping to dish the pain back. But Collins swerves backwards right at the final moment, then counters the counter with a chopping uppercut right to the gut! OUCH! Ronan in trouble!! The Irish girl’s eyes go wide, mouth open as the air is forced out of her lungs from more of Collin’s fists disappearing into her stomach, before a final uppercut NAILS her to the chin, and THERE SHE GOES, flying backwards! Ronan loses her balance and goes CRASHING onto her back!! Could this be it?!
The crowds are ROARING their approval as both fighters score the very first KNOCKDOWN of the evening! Ronan is breathing hard, her chest rising and falling on the canvas, eyes squeezed shut and both hands lying limp above her head. Meanwhile, Lily is sputtering insults as she’s herded to the neutral corner, portions of her own body tanned pink from all the abuse, as she watches the referee slowly begin the count. Ronan, bless her spirit, groans as she lifts her head off the ground, then her back, but she’s having trouble making sense of the rest of the road to recovery… The referee hits the count of 10 and she’s still barely off all fours!! This rematch is OVER in a heartbeat!
Official Decision: Lily Collins defeats Saoirse Ronan via KO6!
AFTER:
A big comeback victory for Lily Collins, who throws her arms into the air at this personal triumph and celebration. She mounts one of the turnbuckles in the corner, shouting obscenities to the crowd and beating her chest with one of her gloves.
Meanwhile, Saoirse is covering her face in defeat, still laid out on the canvas and wondering what the hell went wrong in this second outing. She doesn’t have too much time to reminisce, however, with Collins quickly circling back round and towering over her with a haughty smirk.
“What did I say about the Irish, huh?” Collins says, mocking that defiant look on Ronan’s face.
“We ain’t done, Collins,” Saoirse says. “Remember how I beat you so badly the referee had to save your ass the first AAAGHHH--”
Collins not allowing her to finish her sentence, giving her a slap across the face, before burying her fingers into her messy blonde hair.
“Tut tut, Ronan. You don’t get to speak to us this way. In fact, I think it’s time we teach the Irish a lesson, don’t you think?”
Ronan is still glaring and sputtering insults as she’s pulled up to her feet. But just as Lily is about to wind a fist back and aim straight for her chin, there’s sudden commotion off to the side!
The crowd ROARS as it’s none other than Emma Watson who slides under the ropes, her eyes trained on Lily’s back as she breaks into a CHARGE! Collins barely has time to react as Emma CRASHES into her from behind in an American football spear to the small of her back!
Collins lets out a shout as the two Vixens go tumbling to the ground, and of course, it’s Emma who takes charge, with Collins too winded after six rounds of back-and-forth action with Saoirse, now getting the wind knocked out of her as well. Watson grinning devilishly as she straddles the thrashing Collins before raining slap after slap and punch after punch down into her bewildered face.
Good lord - what an ending to this British affair, and with two of the most well-known celebrities in Hollywood seen brawling and tossing in the center of the ring. Collins only manages a reprieve when the VIX officials scramble into the ring to intervene, literally pulling Emma off her hated rival and doing their best to separate all three girls.
For a brief moment, it even looked as though Saoirse Ronan had recovered enough and wanted an encore of her own, marching in Emma’s direction before popping an uppercut into her stomach for good measure. Before she could respond, of course, the ring officials impose themselves between the girls to cut this three-way melee off before things get nasty.
Well, that’s it for the first VIX event of 2022. Join us next month as our international tour continues!
5. Lily Collins vs Saoirse Ronan II
Lily:
(32, 5’5, 112, 46:15 FCBA, VIXENs)
Saoirse:
(27, 5’6, 12:5 FCBA, Free Agent)
BEFORE:
And now, for our main event: a rematch between British starlets Lily Collins and Saoirse Ronan, though we think the latter blonde would much rather we referred to her as the Irish Powerhouse.
“You’d presume correctly,” Saoirse says with a nod and smile from the press table. “Look, noone wants to be here in dreary old London, especially to kick Lily’s ass for the upteenth time. When are you Brits going to learn that we Irish are simply not to be messed with?”
“Says the girl who hasn’t found a stable for herself after so long,” Lily whispers from the other end of the table, drawing a condescending look from Saoirse.
“Says the girl who’s already part of a stable, but still got her arse kicked,” Saoirse counters without hesitation. “If Collins wants another boot to the belly, that can be arranged. Maybe I should mess her up silly when I beat her again tonight so that she never steps foot in the same ring as me ever again.”
From Lily’s corner, however, only comes a shrug and shake of the head. “I let my emotions get the better of me last time. I’ll admit it: I underestimated the Irish. Not this time. I’ve trained specifically to beat Ronan at her own game. And after I’ve done sticking a boot up her ass, I’m training my sights back on Vanessa freakin’ Hudgens!”
Ladies square off at the podium, and Lily’s one-inch height disadvantage wasn’t so much a factor the last time these two fought. Rather, it was having to deal with Saoirse’s surprising power in her lean stature. Here, Ronan knows full well how their last fight went, and how this one is predicted to go. She sets Lily with a casual stare and upturned chin, hands loose on both hips as she goads Lily to bring it on. Collins meeting her glare, fists balled up and raised to the Irish girl’s chin, and before the two actresses can get it on there and then, they’re separated by the fight officials, before being led backstage for their final preparations.
Hours later, Collins is in for a rude surprise when she finds not just Saoirse already waiting for her in the ring, but dear Emma Watson, fresh off her own victory earlier tonight, giving her a little wave and condescending air smooch for good luck. We all know these two Vixens share a sordid history, and would like nothing more than to get in each other’s face to throw down. But tonight, Lily sets her gaze back on Ronan in the ring, the Irish fighter wearing a laced up black corset that’s cut off at the chest, and a pair of black boxing trunks and red gloves. Lily herself is dressed in a classy white cloth bikini top that’s wrapped snugly around her chest. For her bottoms, she’s sporting long black tights. Finally in her own corner, Lily straps on green gloves for this contest, drawing a scowl from Ronan’s corner, who immediately recognise the shade resembling their national flag.
Referee waves his arm to kickstart this final match, and HERE WE GO with ten rounds of Bantamweight action!
ROUND 1:
Down and dirty they go, and it seems as though dear Lily Collins hasn’t learned her lesson from last time, wading into the fray to show Ronan who’s boss. Trouble is, Ronan does the same, and the two girls CLASH in the center in a hail of flying fists and leather. They take turns shocking each other to the head, just bashing gloves into each other’s arms and hoping to break through in the very first round to land on the nose, lips and chin. And for a couple of seconds, either fighter does succeed in breaking through, Lily first rocking an overhand right between Ronan’s eyes but then takes a bashing hook across the chin for her troubles. Middle minute and both fighters are still sending hooks in silly, swinging high at the arms and then targeting the vulnerable torsos as a consolation prize. At the sound of the bell, it looks like Ronan might take it due to slightly more ground taken, as expected.
ROUND 2:
Collins needs to do more than stand toe-to-toe with this foe, if she wants the outcome to be different compared to last time. She’s reminded as much by Steve Boyd back in her corner, who half-chastises her for her hotheadedness. Lily wades in energetically in the second, but looks a whole lot more measured in her approach, lighting Saoirse’s face up with jabs from afar and not allowing the Irish bombshell to close in like last time. It works, for now, with Ronan taking damage and her cheek getting bunched up from repeated strikes to her pride. Ronan’s overconfidence catches up to her, with her swings sailing overhead and wide, and allowing Lily to plant counter-punches all over her frame to end the round in a lopsided manner. Ronan ain’t smiling by the time the bell rings here, grumbling back to her corner as Lily evens the score.
ROUND 3:
Ronan, however, storms in to try and finish Lily off even earlier than before, fulfilling that promise she made earlier during the press conference to beat her badly she’ll think twice the next time they face off. Lily’s shocked by some early flurries aimed at her head, having to swerve and block the multitude of punches all coming at her at once. She avoids the first few hooks sent overhead, but the third one crashes into her arms to blow her backwards, and she barely has any time to recuperate when Saoirse’s already on her case, rapping another glove into her side tummy before rocking her back with a final uppercut to the guard. Collins has little choice but to barrel into the ropes, ducking under yet another flailing combo from the Irish girl until she finally manages to get clear of the onslaught. Saoirse resets as well, breathing hard from across the ring, and the blonde didn’t manage to pin Collins down and go to work on her, which might come back to bite her in the subsequent rounds.
ROUND 4:
Not just yet, however, as Collins tries to capitalise early on Ronan’s tiredness, wading in hard and fast and ready to rumble, only to get SOCKED to the mouth by a sudden cross hand sailing in, with Saoirse more than capable of holding her ground this early in the fight! OUCH indeed! Collins immediately goes flailing backwards, her head pushed back and eyes shut and winced in pain, and she’s almost powerless to stop yet another rush inwards from Saoirse, who looks to make up for lost time and score that elusive knockdown in the fourth! Lily gets trapped against the ropes, groaning as she covers her head up in a tight guard but the rest of her lean body getting wracked by Saoirse’s punches, as the Irish sensation pounds away at her undercarriage and threatens to bowl her over and down to her knees. Ronan grunting as she swings away, elbows chugging in and low, then high and mighty, doing her utmost best to rock Lily off her feet. But Collins is suddenly made of sterner stuff on her own end, absorbing another powerful hook to the side of her head but managing to scoot away down the ropes, relatively unharmed. Well, not exactly. Ronan is too tired to give chase, for the moment, and the two fighters keep each other at a firm range for the rest of this round.
ROUND 5:
Ronan this time is really winded, spending the first thirty seconds catching her breath and lunging at Lily every time she tries to get in close. Collins appears to be just getting started, however, energetically running Saoirse down and pounding away at her arms and chest, these hit-and-runs tactics keeping Ronan constantly on the move. Collins wants payback and despite the last two rounds of being thrown around silly, she makes up for lost time when she crunches a straight hand into Saoirse’s chin, then continues hounding her with punches to the face. Saoirse, however, decides to stand her ground in the final seconds of this round, no doubt at the urging of her own corner. The two girls CLASH in another episode of wanton destructive action, taking turns whipping each other’s faces to the side before Lily scores with a snap uppercut right to the base of the chin, which wraps up this round nicely in her corner. Before she can capitalise however, the bell rings, and Ronan lives to fight another round even with her back glued to the ropes.
ROUND 6:
One thing’s for sure: Ronan’s spirits are in question now that she realises Lily’s also packing a little power in her step, suddenly being able to trade leather with her toe-to-toe. Perhaps Collins has really been bulking up and readying herself for this rematch? Saoirse attempts a sudden rush in the first minute, hoping that it’s Lily’s turn to want to catch her breath. Collins, however, has other plans, taking the first couple of swings in her stride and letting out a grunt or two when Ronan aims for her toned tummy. But she quickly pays the Irish actress back with a shocking hook across the chin, then another right hand dinging her hard the other way. Ronan grunts out loud but stays her ground, immediately counter-swinging at Lily’s head, hoping to dish the pain back. But Collins swerves backwards right at the final moment, then counters the counter with a chopping uppercut right to the gut! OUCH! Ronan in trouble!! The Irish girl’s eyes go wide, mouth open as the air is forced out of her lungs from more of Collin’s fists disappearing into her stomach, before a final uppercut NAILS her to the chin, and THERE SHE GOES, flying backwards! Ronan loses her balance and goes CRASHING onto her back!! Could this be it?!
The crowds are ROARING their approval as both fighters score the very first KNOCKDOWN of the evening! Ronan is breathing hard, her chest rising and falling on the canvas, eyes squeezed shut and both hands lying limp above her head. Meanwhile, Lily is sputtering insults as she’s herded to the neutral corner, portions of her own body tanned pink from all the abuse, as she watches the referee slowly begin the count. Ronan, bless her spirit, groans as she lifts her head off the ground, then her back, but she’s having trouble making sense of the rest of the road to recovery… The referee hits the count of 10 and she’s still barely off all fours!! This rematch is OVER in a heartbeat!
Official Decision: Lily Collins defeats Saoirse Ronan via KO6!
AFTER:
A big comeback victory for Lily Collins, who throws her arms into the air at this personal triumph and celebration. She mounts one of the turnbuckles in the corner, shouting obscenities to the crowd and beating her chest with one of her gloves.
Meanwhile, Saoirse is covering her face in defeat, still laid out on the canvas and wondering what the hell went wrong in this second outing. She doesn’t have too much time to reminisce, however, with Collins quickly circling back round and towering over her with a haughty smirk.
“What did I say about the Irish, huh?” Collins says, mocking that defiant look on Ronan’s face.
“We ain’t done, Collins,” Saoirse says. “Remember how I beat you so badly the referee had to save your ass the first AAAGHHH--”
Collins not allowing her to finish her sentence, giving her a slap across the face, before burying her fingers into her messy blonde hair.
“Tut tut, Ronan. You don’t get to speak to us this way. In fact, I think it’s time we teach the Irish a lesson, don’t you think?”
Ronan is still glaring and sputtering insults as she’s pulled up to her feet. But just as Lily is about to wind a fist back and aim straight for her chin, there’s sudden commotion off to the side!
The crowd ROARS as it’s none other than Emma Watson who slides under the ropes, her eyes trained on Lily’s back as she breaks into a CHARGE! Collins barely has time to react as Emma CRASHES into her from behind in an American football spear to the small of her back!
Collins lets out a shout as the two Vixens go tumbling to the ground, and of course, it’s Emma who takes charge, with Collins too winded after six rounds of back-and-forth action with Saoirse, now getting the wind knocked out of her as well. Watson grinning devilishly as she straddles the thrashing Collins before raining slap after slap and punch after punch down into her bewildered face.
Good lord - what an ending to this British affair, and with two of the most well-known celebrities in Hollywood seen brawling and tossing in the center of the ring. Collins only manages a reprieve when the VIX officials scramble into the ring to intervene, literally pulling Emma off her hated rival and doing their best to separate all three girls.
For a brief moment, it even looked as though Saoirse Ronan had recovered enough and wanted an encore of her own, marching in Emma’s direction before popping an uppercut into her stomach for good measure. Before she could respond, of course, the ring officials impose themselves between the girls to cut this three-way melee off before things get nasty.
Well, that’s it for the first VIX event of 2022. Join us next month as our international tour continues!