The Agents of SPA Tournament!!! (non-canon)

Great question. I'm going to close it on Friday around 9pm EST. That gives me the weekend to work on some of the fights.

The bell rings and the two fighters sink into their stances on the big blue wrestling mat. The SPA logo, an eagle shining bright, takes up the center of the mat. The two fighters making their way slowly towards each other are Agent Blue and The Boss. Blue has opted for a blue one-piece with wonderful window that gives a glimpse of her cleavage as well as just the top of her abdomen. Her tall 5’8” frame sways back and forth as she has her fists balled up, standing upright with her knees slightly bent as she stares down her direct superior. The Boss meanwhile has gone with a purple one-piece, her tanned body filling it out quite nicely as her own cleavage is nothing to scoff at. She might give up 2 inches, 15lbs, and a whole lot of years… but she’s not intimidated so easily.

The Boss tries to land a few punches early, but Agent Blue’s speed and reflexes are too keen for anything to land. There’s been rumblings if The Boss will even score a point against the top seeded agent, and while a part of her wants Blue to win… another part of her wants to send a message that she’s still just as fierce as the rest of her team. The Boss charges in, banging rights and lefts off of the forearms of the tight-guarded Blue. Absolutely nothing is landing clean. The Boss spins around and launches her foot towards Blue’s abdomen, but somehow the bigger girl was able to drop her guard and pluck the foot out of the air. Blue lifts The Boss’s ankle and begins to back up, causing The Boss’s hamstrings to stretch allllll the way into a split.

Agent Blue’s foot snaps forward, colliding with The Boss’s jaw. It’s like getting kicked by a damn soccer pro. The Boss’s head snaps back and then sinks forward. Is she knocked out? She doesn’t topple over, so the ref doesn’t think so. Agent Blue walks forward, and plants herself behind the vulnerable Boss. She wraps her arms under The Boss’s armpits and cradles her neck, locking in a full nelson. Then, she pulls the barely conscious woman’s body back and snaps her legs together in a scissors hold.

It takes less than thirty seconds for the Boss to scream out her submission, “I GIVE!!! TAP TAP TAP!!!”

Blue instantly releases her and then gets to her feet. She backs up a few feet, staying along the edges of the mat as she waits for The Boss to stir. She eventually does and shakes her head a bit. She then re-focuses her attention back onto Agent Blue.

“Not bad, you had a good teacher I guess,” she says with a smirk as Agent Green looks on from the sidelines.

“If you don’t hit me once, do I get a pay raise?” quips Agent Blue.

“Oh I’m gonna hit ya… and I’m gonna make it count,” The Boss replies.

The Boss doesn’t want to grapple with Agent Blue. She knows that’s a non-starter. But, Blue can likely out-strike her too. She needs to start landing something against the bigger girl. Likewise, Agent Blue knows she has her wrestling in her back-pocket if things take an unexpected turn. But she’s more than willing to duke it out early in this fight.

3 minutes have ticked off the lock and The Boss once again tries to land a few punches. Blue keeps her guard tight though and lands an uppercut that brushes her opponent back. Blue ducks a jab, blocks a right hook, then hits her with a spinning high-kick. Her heel cracks against The Boss’s cheek and she’s stunned. Blue comes in and lands a right hook, then a left, then another right and The Boss is down. Agent Blue quickly pounces on her, rolling herself over The Boss’s body and locking in an armbar.

The Boss quickly taps out and Blue takes a very early 2-0 lead. Just like everyone expected her to.

A few more minutes tick by and Agent Blue scores two more submissions. One in another body scissor hold and the other by getting The Boss in a leglock after another knockdown.

It’s 4-0 Blue and now their fellow agents are starting to wonder if The Boss is going to get shut out 10-0.

Six minutes have gone by and it’s been all Agent Blue. The Boss keeps getting battered whenever she comes in. Blue has done a great job with her reach and keeping her guard up. She’s also kept The Boss off balance with a mixture of striking and grappling. The Boss knows she just needs to land one shot to put her back in this fight.

But Agent Blue won’t give it to her. She doesn’t give her a single opening and after missing on a right hook, The Boss finds herself quickly wrapped up in a bearhug. Agent Blue keeps the hold tight with no wriggle room at all. She can keep the hold there if she wants, but instead she twists her hips and drives The Boss down onto the mat. She keeps her there as the ref rushes over and counts to 10.

Agent Blue goes up 5-0 and they’re only eight minutes in.

The Boss takes a few extra seconds to get herself right. She clutches her side a bit as she circles around the mat. Agent Blue’s jab comes in hot, carving through The Boss’s defenses. It’s clear she’s outmatched. It’s clear to everyone who has seen it… but just then she sees an opening. Blue telegraphs a left hand and The Boss dodges it. Then… WA-POW!!!

She lands a stunning right-hook on Agent Blue. The big girl stumbles back. The Boss spears her down to the mat. Blue’s guard comes up, but The Boss is able to use this moment to straddle her. She fires off a few hooking blows to Blue’s ribs, but still Blue’s guard stays up. The Boss grabs at her wrists, trying to push them down onto the mat. But, Agent Blue is able to use this to her advantage. She brings her own hands up towards The Boss and then swings them to the right. Shifting her hips in the same direction, The Boss topples onto the side and Agent Blue quickly scrambles on top of her.

She pulls her opponent’s face into her cleavage, her nose settling in nicely between the crux of her breasts. Blue pulls The Boss’s head forward and within moments she taps on Blue’s shoulders, signaling yet another submission to give Blue a 6-0 lead with eleven minutes gone.

As the two fighters reset, it’s clear The Boss is both frustrated and physically worn out. Her entire body is glistening with sweat, with dark patches forming on the abdomen and back of her purple fighting outfit. Her stomach is expanding and contracting between loud pants. Meanwhile, Agent Blue’s mouth remains tightly sealed as she still breathes only through her nose. She glides towards The Boss and lands a right hook followed by a left. The Boss is turned around and Agent Blue slips her hands around her, pulling her in tightly in a reverse bearhug. Then, Blue bends her knees and lifts The Boss clean off of the mat, slamming her back down. It’s been utter domination, and as Blue ragdolls The Boss a bit, it doesn’t look like there will be any change in that aspect of the fight.

The Boss grimaces as her body is tossed around, rubbed face and chest first around the mat as Agent Blue simply has her way with her. After a few more moments, Agent Blue is able to bring The Boss’s hand back and jam it up her own back. She then grabs The Boss by the hair and yanks it up. She looks down at her as The Boss tries to hold back the tears.

“I submit…” groans The Boss.

Agent Blue releases her, now with a 7-0 lead. The feeling is she wants to get that perfect 10-0 shutout, but time is against her. She only has six minutes left in the match. As the two fighters get reset, Blue presses her advantage. She goes head-hunting once again. She lands a right hook, but The Boss ducks a left one and lands a spin-kick to Blue’s abdomen. With the bigger agent doubled over, The Boss charges forward, her elbow flying up as she nails her top agent square on the nose. Agent Blue staggers back. The Boss sees an opening. Right hook, left hook, right hook, left hook… She alternates as Blue’s head is snapped from side to side. Then, she sees the knees begin to buckle.

The Boss ducks a punch, then jumps over a sweeping leg attack. As she comes back down she drives her fist downward, connecting with Agent Blue yet again. This time, Blue drops backwards onto the mat completely defenseless. The Boss straddles her and fires off alternating hooks until Agent Blue’s eyes begin to flutter. Then, she grabs the limp wrists of the brunette and plants her knees on her shoulders. The ref comes over and ten seconds later The Boss stands up with her first point of the fight.

Blue up 7-1.

The Boss realizes it’s probably too late for a comeback, but that doesn’t stop her from fighting her heart out as the clock winds down. The injured Agent Blue suddenly has no defense or The Boss’s strikes. Another few beautiful hooks and Blue goes down. Time ticks away though, less than a minute remains. The Boss works Blue onto her stomach and then applies a tight sleeper hold. She rocks Blue backwards, whose face quickly goes bright red. She has her eyes on the time and is refusing to tap out. She tries to push and pry at The Boss’s arm, but The Boss throws in a body scissor as well. With five seconds remaining, Agent Blue finally taps out, giving The Boss one last point.

The two fighters break and then get back together in the center of the mat. A quick five seconds go by and the ref blows the whistle. Agent Blue and The Boss shake hands and then the ref raises Blue’s hand, signifying her as a winner by a score of 7-2.

Still, the last two points went to The Boss, something she’ll be sure to remind her employee of time and time again…

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Agent Blue hangs out off the side of the mat, not wanting to even suggest she’s standing in one person’s corner. On one side there’s the tight-bodied Agent Green 38-year-old woman in a green sports bra and yoga pants standing 5’7” tall. Her arms and legs are well defined as ever and she sports a stern look with a set of steely eyes to boot. On the other side of the mat stretching out in a squatted position is a fighter with a slightly more worried look on her face. At 5’6” and 18 years younger than her opponent, Agent Pink, who sports a pale pink sports bra and white cotton shorts with shiny golden locks of hair shimmering underneath the gym lights. The mentor of Agent Blue vs her protege… and only one can come out on top.

The two have sparred before, but this is different. After seeing how brutal Blue and The Boss got in the first fight, Agent Pink is slightly hesitant to go through with this. But, she takes a deep breath, steps up in her stance and walks towards the veteran agent. Agent Green keeps her stone-cold stare on Pink the entire time as they meet in the middle of the mat. The two trade a few strikes with nobody landing much of anything. They break apart and then come back together, tossing light strikes and jabs at each other with again… not much of anything landing.

Agent Green decides to switch up tactics, she ducks a punch from Pink and gets in close, locking up with her. She gets her in a collar-and-elbow position and Pink is forced to do the same in return. But, Green has the momentum and begins pushing the blonde backwards. Clearly she’s trying to get Pink to step out of the circle on the mat, but just before she does, Pink drops down to her back, plants her feet in Green’s stomach, and tosses her outside of the circle. The ref blows the whistle and instructs Green to take the downward position.

“Not bad,” mutters Green as she walks by Pink.

Agent Pink catches Agent Blue’s smirk and she can’t help but feel herself fill with pride. She takes the top position on Agent Green. The ref blows the whistle and the fight is back on. Pink tries to lean on Green, not let her move. But Green still has plenty of strength. She powers her way up to her feet. Pink adjusts, bringing her hands around Green’s jaw as she leaps off of her feet, hooking her legs around the older woman’s hips. Pink pulls back as harshly as she can, and like a giant oak tree teetering on the brink of falling in the woods, Green’s entire body bends back with it. Pink gives one more hug, and Green crashes down to the mat, landing hard on her right shoulder. She lets out a sharp groan of pain. Pink locks her thighs around Green’s torso and begins to sharply pull up at her jaw.

Agent Green’s neck strains. She lets out another groan and then a few huffs and puffs. She closes her eyes as her face contorts in pain. She can’t take it anymore.

“GIVE… GIVE!!!!” she pants, tapping Agent Pink’s forearm.

Pink releases the hold right away and can’t help but give a huge fist pump as she leaps to her feet. She realizes everyone around her is staring in shock, however as Agent Green is still down on the mat, panting and looking like she’s in serious pain. Pink steps towards her, but the ref gets there first and asks Green if she’s okay.

“I’m fine dammit,” snaps Agent Green. “Just a good move is all. I’m good to continue, let’s go.”

The agents check the time and see that over half of the time is through already. There’s only about nine and half minutes remaining. The whistle blows and they’re back at it again. Pink keeps her distance, using her superior speed to not allow Green to get into a dangerous striking range. She tries to keep Green pressing, knowing she can bait her into another mistake.

The clock continues to tick away. Eight minutes remaining… seven… six… five…

Agent Green is starting to run out of time. She’s continued to press the action, but Pink has deflected or dodged most of her heavier strikes. And as such, the older agent is starting to look a little winded. Meanwhile, Pink is as spry as ever. She sees Green laboring a bit and decides to strike. As Green comes forward, Pink pivots and lands a huge round-house to Green’s jaw. She goes down hard and Pink is on her right away. She sinks a knee into Green’s ribs as she brings her right fist back and snaps it down at Green’s cheek over and over again. The brunette looks absolutely spent, and when Pink pins her arms to the floor there’s virtually no resistance as she gets an easy 10 second pin.

Agent Pink goes up 2-0 with less than four minutes to fight.

There’s a buzz in the gym. Whispers about Pink’s impressive performance, but also Green’s disappointing one. The woozy Green gets back to her feet and is met with a very confident Agent Pink. She comes in fast, picking Green’s defense apart. A right, another right, a kick to the side, a left, a chop, and then Pink leaps on her, tugging her head under her armpit, and pulling her down onto the mat. She squeezes her forearm around Green’s head tightly, straining her neck again while also cutting off her air supply.

Agent Green taps out… giving Pink a 3-0 lead with just over three minutes remaining.

Agent Green knows she needs to get something, anything going. But Pink is fighting defensively now. She can’t catch her, and when she misses on a wild haymaker, Pink is there to counter with another roundhouse that sends Green to the floor. Pink is on her again, pouncing on her back as she tries to lock in a sleeper hold. She cranks Agent Green back, fastening her legs around Green’s hips. Green’s arms swing wildly. She has nothing. She’s getting thoroughly dominated. She sees the clock continuing to tick away… two and a half minutes now. Green cannot afford another submission. But the pressure on her windpipe is nearly unbearable. She fights off the tears and tries to focus. She brings her hands up, looking for a gap in Pink’s hold. Green finds one and begins to pull her opponent’s arm up off of her throat. This gives her just enough space to pop her head out.

The brunette turns and rocks her blonde opponent with a brutal right hand. Then she hits her with a hooking left. Green on top, she checks the clock. Two minutes remaining. Green scrambles herself on top of Pink and then pulls her head between her legs. Squeezing her thighs together as she yanks Pink’s head off of the mat, the young agent’s screams are muffled as she wildly taps Green’s legs.

3-1 Pink.

The clock runs as soon as the two reset. Pink wants no part of Green, but Green has an idea. She backs up until finally she steps outside of the circle, forcing Pink to come to her in the middle of the ring. With Green on her hands and knees and Pink on top, the veteran agent quickly grabs Pink’s wrist as she tries to flee once the whistle is blown. Then, she tugs her down onto the mat and wrestles herself on top. The clock ticks… about a minute and a half left. Green pours everything she has into a vicious choke hold as she mounts Pink’s back. She lifts the blonde off of the floor. Pink tries to fight it, thinking maybe it’s better to just go out… but fear gets the better of her and she signals her submission with 58 seconds left.

With Green down one, she bull-rushes Pink once they reset. Pink tries to defend, sending up a knee to Green’s jaw, but the older agent’s momentum carries her forward anyway. The two land with a thud on the mats, Green’s arms wrapped around Pink’s legs. She pulls the blonde towards her, latching onto her hair as she bangs her head down onto the mat. She slaps her back and forth, doing anything she can to try to soften her up.

Green peeks at the clock… 20 seconds remaining. Her heart races. She nestles Pink’s face between her thighs and pins the smaller girl down. The ref begins to count, but Pink’s shoulder pops up. Green re-plants it and looks at the clock… 12 seconds left. The ref starts to count. Pink is wiggling under her, trying desperately to get her shoulder back up. Green holds on for dear life, trying to constrict her foe as much as possible.

“8… 9… 10!!!” the ref cries out.

Two seconds later the buzzer goes off and Green rolls off of Agent Pink. Both women are soaked in sweat, their hair messes, with bruises and cuts all over their body. But they still have one more round… sudden death. First to score wins the whole fight.

The two agents shake hands and the whistle blows. Green lands a right hook that would have put Pink down on the mat ten years ago. But instead of dropping, Pink returns the favor. Their heads snap to the side with each brutal blow. Both women look haggard and worn out. But neither one is willing to back down.

CRACK… Pink’s head snaps to the side.

CRACK… Green’s head snaps to the side.

Over and over again until finally… Agent Green gives everything she has into one more right hook that sends Pink stumbling. She trips on her feet and Green is on her as fast as she can get to her. She drops down, sinking her knee into the small of the blonde’s back, which causes her to howl in pain. Green’s arm wraps around Pink’s throat and she cranks her backwards. Pink’s arms and legs flail as the blonde tries to scramble out of position. But the hold is locked tight. Tears start to roll down Pink’s chin as she feels herself slipping out of consciousness.

“You’ve got nothing to prove,” whispers Agent Green. “You fought well… just give already…”

She gives one more tight squeeze around Pink’s throat and that’s all she needs to secure the final tap-out. Green releases her right away and makes sure Pink gets medical attention right away. After a few deep breaths though, the blonde is up on her feet. She receives an affectionate head pat from Green, who is herself out of breath. But at least she’s a winner out of breath.