Megan Gale vs Charlize Theron

Megan Gale vs Charlize Theron

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TALE OF THE TAPE
Megan Gale
Age 45
Height 5’ 10 3/4”
5-5-0

Charlize Theron
Age 46
Height 5’ 9 1/2”
297-127-12
Titles held
8 Unified Lightweight titles
7 Unified Welterweight titles
1 Unified Middleweight title
3 Maxim Lightweight titles
2 Paramount Lightweight titles
1 Reebox Lightweight title
2 Reebox Welterweight titles
2 Paramount Welterweight titles
Original Member of the Hall Of Fame
Mistress of The Body Saddle 1/26/08-1/11/15

BEFORE
Megan is at the podium. As usual her opponent is nowhere to be seen
Megan: I broke into the FCBA and was signed by Floydian in 2008. By that time, Theron was already a legend. Every body knew she was destined to be the Greatest of All Time. Everyone wanted to fight her. Beating her was huge. Now, I never had a lot of fights. She was having more fights in a year. Than I did in my career. I had knocked out fighters who had knocked out Charlize. I pleaded management for a Theron fight, but it never happened. Then, she went on what is essentially a farewell tour that is lasting years. I wanted a fight, but she is notoriously private. I didn’t know how to contact her personally in private. I got in touch with Tess Valmore and asked her if she would pass a message. She said she would, but I didn’t expect anything to happen. Then I got a call from Tess. She said Charlize had a fight opening in early January 2022 if I was interested so here I am. Charlize, if you want to know about me just ask Govich, Visser or Moore. Charlize has been listening off stage but doesn’t appear

THE FIGHT

Megan enters the ring wearing a sea green bikini with black boots and gloves. Her hair if shoulder length. Charlize is in her red bikini with red gloves and boots. Her hair is in a ponytail

Round 1. The two meet in the center of the ring touch gloves and back off. Megan knows she can’t box with Charlize. She is going to slug. Theron is moving looking to jab. Gale has her guard up tight watching Charlize move. Charlize pushes out a right jab which Gale pushes aside and catches Charlize with a hard right cross to the head. She follow with a left and then an overhand right to the face driving Theron back. Theron is shocked that Gale is going to slug and quickly recovers and lands an overhand right to Gale’s face. Gale isn’t backing down and lands another right cross to the side of Therons head and has Charlize’s hands raise to protect her head, Megan step in the a right to Charlize’s stomach, then a left and a right She is driving the blonde into the ropes. She has Charlize breathing hard. Charlize finally slams a right across Gale’s jaw driving her back. Charlize is off the ropes, but another overhand right lands in her face. Charlize rips a cross to Megan’s jaw. They are now in the center of the ring blasting away at each other. Heads are being swiveled, stomachs pounded. Suddenly Gale drives a pair of straight punches deep into Theron’s bra. Charlize stops punching, her hands dropping to her chest, eyes staring Gale lands a right cross, the a left and another right. Theron is on the ropes, her eyes starting to glaze. THE GODDESS IS DOWN A uppercut to the chin drops Theron in a heap by the ropes. The crowd is roaring. Gale has her hands raised as the count starts. Gale is amazed as she sees Charlize stir and desperately trying to climb the ropes. Charlize has both knees off the canvas at six and she is on her feet, but sagging in the ropes. The referee steps in to look at Charlize’s eyes, but she pushes him back Megan steps in to finish the blonde but the bell saves Charlize.
In her corner her Nascar corner goes to work. Ammonia capsules are broken, legs massaged, cold towel over her head and her back kneaded
Not a word is said. At the bell Charlize is standing

Round 2. Megan is out quickly, eager to finish her opponent. Charlize in her usual tactic is moving parallel to the ropes gaining time to recover.
After about 45 second Charlize moves to meet Megan, fakes a left and then drills a right into Megan’s forehead. As Megan raises here guard, Theron slams a pair of punches to her bra. Gale is in a little shock, but she manages to land an uppercut that buckles Theron’s legs. As she moves in to finish, she is greeted with a hard right to her face. Gale follows up with a right cross that sends Charlize back to the ropes Gale loads up for the KO punch, but Charlize beats her to the punch with a right uppercut. Once again, they are now face to face punching away. The crowd is on its feet. This can’t last long and bodies are being wrecked and face pounded unrecognizable. Gale looks to be getting the better of it with Theron staggering. She’s on autopilot, but somehow a Theron body twisting uppercut lands on Gales chin. She hurt as she staggers away. Charlize follows pair of crosses to the chin. As Megan hits the ropes, another body twisting right uppercut lands on her chin. Gale dills an overhand right to the Goddess’s face as Theron uppercut punches Gales head over the top rope. Megan’s eyes glaze over and her legs give way and she crashes to the canvas. She’s on her face as Charlize makes to a corner. A badly beaten fighter, Holding on to the ropes, but on her feet. The referee counts to five and waives the fight off as Charlize sobs in relief

Charlize Theron Def Megan Gale KO2

AFTER
There was a little delay before Megan and Charlize appear. Neither is obviously not going to a beauty contest as both are bruised. Charlize, who looks like the loser, is the first to speak. “I didn’t know Megan until tonight. We just had a brief very pleasant conversation. She certainly brought it tonight. I was lucky o last the first round and if it wasn’t for my fantastic corner I probably wouldn’t have been able to come out for the second. It’s a shame she didn’t get more fights. I think she could have been big. She certainly can hit. My experience should have been a big factor, but the way she hits, well experience doesn’t matter once you’re out on your feet.”

Megan takes the mic “Like a lot of other girls. I always wanted to fight Charlize. I was under no delusions. I was at the fight that no one wants to remember back in 2012 when Charlize defended her welter title against Righetti. I was in the same stable as Amanda. We were shocked the way Charlize handled her and pounded her into a defenseless TKO. That gave me second thoughts about fighting. her but as time passed that desire came back especially went she went through that bad streak a month or two ago. If any of you think she is finished, you better think again. She has still got it. Charlize you gave me the fight I wanted. It didn’t end the way I wanted but we gave the fans five minutes of good action. I thought I had you in both rounds, but if Charlize is on her feet, you have a problem as I found out tonight”