Post by Lookout! Boxing on Dec 31, 2021 22:00:17 GMT -6
Alyssa Lynch vs Kathleen Loserfruit
Alyssa:
(26, 5’7, 120, 38:15 FCBA, VIXENs)
Kathleen:
(28, 5’5, 2:0 FCBA, Belle Boxers)
BEFORE:
“Heard her stable’s going under?” Alyssa Lynch says with a smug expression. “Must be disappointing.”
“Plenty of time to kick your ass,” Kathleen Loserfruit replies from the other end of the press table, without skipping a beat.
The two women had been trading barbs throughout the entire press conference, going after each other’s accomplishments (or lack thereof).
“Loserfruit’s had two fights under her belt. I’ve had fifty-three. Who do you think has more experience?” Alyssa says.
The Vixen is looking relaxed in her seat, brushing her hair to the side and her tanned skin hidden under a loose white blouse and black jeans.
“Alyssa forgot to mention how many of those she’s actually won!” Loserfruit chimes in, holding her own sauce.
The Belle Boxer’s native still may have some tricks up her sleeve if she manages to score an upset tonight. Even with the imminent closure of her stable, she may as well get picked up down the line by another.
Staredown at the podium shows Alyssa’s slight two-inch height advantage off Kathleen, who locks eyes with her and refuses to back down for any woman, taller or otherwise. Later, in the ring, Alyssa’s wearing a black sports bra and white fighting briefs, sporting a pair of yellow gloves for this contest. Kathleen has gone for red gloves, jumping up and down in her own corner in a dark blue sports bra and white boxing trunks.
Referee waves for the bell and HERE WE GO with ten rounds of Bantamweight action!
ROUND 1:
Alyssa the much more active fighter, coming in with the left hook early and pressing Loserfruit for much of the round. Kathleen stumbled midway through the round, and it’s not clear if it was from an errant blow or just bad tripping. The relative rookie does her best to keep her distance, though Lynch firing off a constant stream of jabs to her head is proving difficult to intercept. However, in the final 30 seconds, Alyssa definitely staggered her again with a fast combo to the face and off the chin. Kat doesn’t look like she’s in serious trouble, though Alysssa definitely has her attention.
ROUND 2:
Lynch, however, is unable to be nearly as active this round, with Kathleen returning fire and landing some shots of her own for payback. Lynch staggered early with an overhand swing to the face, and Kathleen is able to get in more shots and exert some authority throughout the first two minutes. Lynch is throwing out some haymakers in more and more desperate times and could be opening herself up to a counter that could end her night in a hurry. Loserfruit proves she’s not some deadweight rookie by the end of this round.
ROUND 3:
Kathleen continues to wreak havoc with the veteran Vixen’s best laid plans. She’s doing a better job at keeping things out of the corners, moving in fast to hammer shots into Alyssa’s arms and then use her speed to avoid much of what Lynch can offer in return. Lynch is generally more active in terms of thrown punches, but Kathleen has been more accurate in landing jabs to her lips and body. Alyssa is taking some shots well, but these could add up over time as her head is thrown back by another one-two to the nose. Loserfruit isn’t dominating the rounds yet, but she’s growing in effectiveness to take them.
ROUND 4:
Alyssa gets busy again, playing with counteroffensive shots as the two ladies throw down repeatedly during these minutes. Kathleen rushing in early on to try and continue her dominant streak, but gets a taster of leather in turn as the two ladies hold their ground and slam their mitts into mutual faces. Down the line, Lynch is more resilent and effective, landing a nice left uppercut to the chin in the final thirty seconds to throw Loserfruit clean into the ropes. But the bell rings too soon for the Vixen to follow-up, and the round ends on a close.
ROUND 5:
Alyssa manages to pin Kathleen against the corner in the first 30 seconds of the round, pummeling her torso and wrecking her guard. Loserfruit’s footwork has a lot to be desired, given how easily trapped she was against Lynch’s speed. Kathleen manages to slip out once or twice, but keeps getting herself cornered once more when Lynch simply pounces upon her with more left-right combos. Second minute passes and Lynch hurts the other girl with a big blow to the side of her head after a pair of kidney shots make her grunt out in pain. Kathleen’s primed for yet another uppercut that STUNS her into the air! She stumbles backwards before COLLAPSING to the canvas!! It’s a KNOCKDOWN for Alyssa Lynch, and the last one of this fight, apparently! Loserfruit’s left groaning and breathing hard on her back, trying to force her butt off the ground but falling back down each time! The referee hits the final count of 10 and WAVES this fight off! It’s OVER!
Official Decision: Alyssa Lynch defeats Kathleen Loserfruit via KO5!
AFTER:
Lynch ends the year on a good note, indeed, dragging Kathleen by her hair back to the corner, before pinning her face against her front pelvis and celebrating to the crowds. Who knows? 2022 might be the breakout year for the Vixen, though some would say her runway is definitely growing shorter and shorter.
As for Loserfruit, her winning streak comes to an unceremonious end tonight, groaning as she tries pushing her lips off the lower waistline of Alyssa’s tummy. But all those knocks to her head have added up, and she’s only allowed medical attention minutes later when Lynch relinquishes her perch and goes strutting back to her corner. We wish the Belle Boxer’s starlet the best of luck for her future!
(Results: Lookout!, Words: Caspian)
Alyssa:
(26, 5’7, 120, 38:15 FCBA, VIXENs)
Kathleen:
(28, 5’5, 2:0 FCBA, Belle Boxers)
BEFORE:
“Heard her stable’s going under?” Alyssa Lynch says with a smug expression. “Must be disappointing.”
“Plenty of time to kick your ass,” Kathleen Loserfruit replies from the other end of the press table, without skipping a beat.
The two women had been trading barbs throughout the entire press conference, going after each other’s accomplishments (or lack thereof).
“Loserfruit’s had two fights under her belt. I’ve had fifty-three. Who do you think has more experience?” Alyssa says.
The Vixen is looking relaxed in her seat, brushing her hair to the side and her tanned skin hidden under a loose white blouse and black jeans.
“Alyssa forgot to mention how many of those she’s actually won!” Loserfruit chimes in, holding her own sauce.
The Belle Boxer’s native still may have some tricks up her sleeve if she manages to score an upset tonight. Even with the imminent closure of her stable, she may as well get picked up down the line by another.
Staredown at the podium shows Alyssa’s slight two-inch height advantage off Kathleen, who locks eyes with her and refuses to back down for any woman, taller or otherwise. Later, in the ring, Alyssa’s wearing a black sports bra and white fighting briefs, sporting a pair of yellow gloves for this contest. Kathleen has gone for red gloves, jumping up and down in her own corner in a dark blue sports bra and white boxing trunks.
Referee waves for the bell and HERE WE GO with ten rounds of Bantamweight action!
ROUND 1:
Alyssa the much more active fighter, coming in with the left hook early and pressing Loserfruit for much of the round. Kathleen stumbled midway through the round, and it’s not clear if it was from an errant blow or just bad tripping. The relative rookie does her best to keep her distance, though Lynch firing off a constant stream of jabs to her head is proving difficult to intercept. However, in the final 30 seconds, Alyssa definitely staggered her again with a fast combo to the face and off the chin. Kat doesn’t look like she’s in serious trouble, though Alysssa definitely has her attention.
ROUND 2:
Lynch, however, is unable to be nearly as active this round, with Kathleen returning fire and landing some shots of her own for payback. Lynch staggered early with an overhand swing to the face, and Kathleen is able to get in more shots and exert some authority throughout the first two minutes. Lynch is throwing out some haymakers in more and more desperate times and could be opening herself up to a counter that could end her night in a hurry. Loserfruit proves she’s not some deadweight rookie by the end of this round.
ROUND 3:
Kathleen continues to wreak havoc with the veteran Vixen’s best laid plans. She’s doing a better job at keeping things out of the corners, moving in fast to hammer shots into Alyssa’s arms and then use her speed to avoid much of what Lynch can offer in return. Lynch is generally more active in terms of thrown punches, but Kathleen has been more accurate in landing jabs to her lips and body. Alyssa is taking some shots well, but these could add up over time as her head is thrown back by another one-two to the nose. Loserfruit isn’t dominating the rounds yet, but she’s growing in effectiveness to take them.
ROUND 4:
Alyssa gets busy again, playing with counteroffensive shots as the two ladies throw down repeatedly during these minutes. Kathleen rushing in early on to try and continue her dominant streak, but gets a taster of leather in turn as the two ladies hold their ground and slam their mitts into mutual faces. Down the line, Lynch is more resilent and effective, landing a nice left uppercut to the chin in the final thirty seconds to throw Loserfruit clean into the ropes. But the bell rings too soon for the Vixen to follow-up, and the round ends on a close.
ROUND 5:
Alyssa manages to pin Kathleen against the corner in the first 30 seconds of the round, pummeling her torso and wrecking her guard. Loserfruit’s footwork has a lot to be desired, given how easily trapped she was against Lynch’s speed. Kathleen manages to slip out once or twice, but keeps getting herself cornered once more when Lynch simply pounces upon her with more left-right combos. Second minute passes and Lynch hurts the other girl with a big blow to the side of her head after a pair of kidney shots make her grunt out in pain. Kathleen’s primed for yet another uppercut that STUNS her into the air! She stumbles backwards before COLLAPSING to the canvas!! It’s a KNOCKDOWN for Alyssa Lynch, and the last one of this fight, apparently! Loserfruit’s left groaning and breathing hard on her back, trying to force her butt off the ground but falling back down each time! The referee hits the final count of 10 and WAVES this fight off! It’s OVER!
Official Decision: Alyssa Lynch defeats Kathleen Loserfruit via KO5!
AFTER:
Lynch ends the year on a good note, indeed, dragging Kathleen by her hair back to the corner, before pinning her face against her front pelvis and celebrating to the crowds. Who knows? 2022 might be the breakout year for the Vixen, though some would say her runway is definitely growing shorter and shorter.
As for Loserfruit, her winning streak comes to an unceremonious end tonight, groaning as she tries pushing her lips off the lower waistline of Alyssa’s tummy. But all those knocks to her head have added up, and she’s only allowed medical attention minutes later when Lynch relinquishes her perch and goes strutting back to her corner. We wish the Belle Boxer’s starlet the best of luck for her future!
(Results: Lookout!, Words: Caspian)