Post by HBO's Boxing At The Asylum on Dec 31, 2021 13:01:00 GMT -6
BEFORE:
"This girl has been getting a lot of press around here," says Kristin with a smile. "Well, I LOVE press, and imagine how much I'LL get when I knock her out!"
"Know what's gonna be pressed around here?" says a hard-eyed Billie. "Kristin's FACE by my FIST. Repeatedly."
ROUND ONE:
O'Dell: "Back at ringside and that's 'Bad Romance' by Lady Gaga you hear, but, that's not Lady G coming down to the ring, it's blonde beauty Kristin Cavallari!"
McCarthy: "This girl isn't going to suck me in again! When she was here to fight Levy a couple of years ago, I thought she was going to make a big spash, but she didn't even last FIVE."
O'Dell: "Kristin into the ring and helped off with the robe to reveal a sky blue number and an in-shape body that has the crowd showing it's appreciation, and that's 'You Should See Me In A Crown' hammering through the arena, and here comes 'Buxom' Billie Eilish!"
Tess: "Eilish off to quite the start in her FCBA career, eleven straight wins..."
Cassie: "And, management has BIG plans for her in 2022. BIG plans."
O'Dell: "Billie into the ring and helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve, and she's getting quite the reaction to that emerald number she likes. Ladies about ready to go. Time for some picks. Tess likes Billie. Mac?"
McCarthy: "Cavallari HAS FCBA wins! Kristin!"
Tess: "I thought...never MIND."
O'Dell (sighing): "Cassie?"
Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"
O'Dell: "First split panel of the night. Let's see who's right. Nobody showing any caution early, as the two blondes meet in the middle of the ring and get after it and WE'VE GOT A FIREFIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! Wow, Kristin and Billie wasting no time in this one..."
McCarthy: "This Eilish kid is all about getting physical. Let's see what happens when a girl won't back down from her!"
O'Dell: "There's no back down in Cavallari. Kristin giving as good as she gets as the ladies just TAG IT OUT in the middle of the ring! Nobody hurt, but everybody's taking a TON of fire and neither fighter is willing to give an inch here. GOOD right hand, Eilish and Kristin responds with one of her own!"
Tess: "Crowd is LOVING this..."
O'Dell: "No doubt about it. And neither fighter slowing as we head into the final fifteen seconds of a scintillating first round. BIG exchange right there sent sweat flying. GOOD right Cavallari and follows with a BIG right hand of her own and there's the bell. Ref leaping between the fighters just to make sure, but WHAT a round. Close. Kristin."
Cassie: "And Cavallari leads 10-9, but, the judges can toss those scorecards now if this keeps up."
ROUND TWO:
O'Dell: "Right back at it in the second, ladies in the middle of the ring exchanging hard shot. Nothing sloppy about it, mind. Good defense being played, punches being set up, but there's a TON of aggression going on from both sides, and both blondes are landing a lot of solid leather..."
Tess: "No doubt something has to give here..."
O'Dell: "Or someBODY. because plenty of bombs are being thrown in there. GOOD right hand from Cavallari and Eilish responds with one of her own, backing Kristin up a step. Cavallari right back in Billie's grill and SHE'S ROCKED WITH A RIGHT HOOK AND DROPPED WITH A RIGHT UPPIE!"
Cassie (singing): "Turn out the liiigggghhhhhttsssss. The party's ohhhhverrrrrrrr..."
O'Dell: "Eilish to a neutral corner. Kristin is down on her back and not moving at all. She got caught CLEAN with both those punches. Count at three. Four. Five. This is academic, ladies. Six. Seven. Eight. Still no movement from Cavallari. Nine. TEN! It's over! That quickly, it's OVER! And your winner by KO2 is 'Buxom' Billie Eilish!"
McCarthy: "Just lucky, that's all!"
AFTER:
O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"
Tess: "I have our winner, Billie Eilish, and, Billie, not a lot of finesse in that one..."
Billie (smiling): "Well, this girl likes to get physical, and I'm OK with that. You want to bang with me, we'll bang, and you won't like how it goes for you."
Tess: "There's been a lot of talk of possible roster changes around here, but your name doesn't get mentioned..."
Billie (shrugging): "All I do is take care of business between the ropes and work my a** off in the gym every day. That's the part I can control. The rest is up to management. And, they're pretty smart. So, I'll be back at work at Front Street Monday."
"This girl has been getting a lot of press around here," says Kristin with a smile. "Well, I LOVE press, and imagine how much I'LL get when I knock her out!"
"Know what's gonna be pressed around here?" says a hard-eyed Billie. "Kristin's FACE by my FIST. Repeatedly."
ROUND ONE:
O'Dell: "Back at ringside and that's 'Bad Romance' by Lady Gaga you hear, but, that's not Lady G coming down to the ring, it's blonde beauty Kristin Cavallari!"
McCarthy: "This girl isn't going to suck me in again! When she was here to fight Levy a couple of years ago, I thought she was going to make a big spash, but she didn't even last FIVE."
O'Dell: "Kristin into the ring and helped off with the robe to reveal a sky blue number and an in-shape body that has the crowd showing it's appreciation, and that's 'You Should See Me In A Crown' hammering through the arena, and here comes 'Buxom' Billie Eilish!"
Tess: "Eilish off to quite the start in her FCBA career, eleven straight wins..."
Cassie: "And, management has BIG plans for her in 2022. BIG plans."
O'Dell: "Billie into the ring and helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve, and she's getting quite the reaction to that emerald number she likes. Ladies about ready to go. Time for some picks. Tess likes Billie. Mac?"
McCarthy: "Cavallari HAS FCBA wins! Kristin!"
Tess: "I thought...never MIND."
O'Dell (sighing): "Cassie?"
Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"
O'Dell: "First split panel of the night. Let's see who's right. Nobody showing any caution early, as the two blondes meet in the middle of the ring and get after it and WE'VE GOT A FIREFIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! Wow, Kristin and Billie wasting no time in this one..."
McCarthy: "This Eilish kid is all about getting physical. Let's see what happens when a girl won't back down from her!"
O'Dell: "There's no back down in Cavallari. Kristin giving as good as she gets as the ladies just TAG IT OUT in the middle of the ring! Nobody hurt, but everybody's taking a TON of fire and neither fighter is willing to give an inch here. GOOD right hand, Eilish and Kristin responds with one of her own!"
Tess: "Crowd is LOVING this..."
O'Dell: "No doubt about it. And neither fighter slowing as we head into the final fifteen seconds of a scintillating first round. BIG exchange right there sent sweat flying. GOOD right Cavallari and follows with a BIG right hand of her own and there's the bell. Ref leaping between the fighters just to make sure, but WHAT a round. Close. Kristin."
Cassie: "And Cavallari leads 10-9, but, the judges can toss those scorecards now if this keeps up."
ROUND TWO:
O'Dell: "Right back at it in the second, ladies in the middle of the ring exchanging hard shot. Nothing sloppy about it, mind. Good defense being played, punches being set up, but there's a TON of aggression going on from both sides, and both blondes are landing a lot of solid leather..."
Tess: "No doubt something has to give here..."
O'Dell: "Or someBODY. because plenty of bombs are being thrown in there. GOOD right hand from Cavallari and Eilish responds with one of her own, backing Kristin up a step. Cavallari right back in Billie's grill and SHE'S ROCKED WITH A RIGHT HOOK AND DROPPED WITH A RIGHT UPPIE!"
Cassie (singing): "Turn out the liiigggghhhhhttsssss. The party's ohhhhverrrrrrrr..."
O'Dell: "Eilish to a neutral corner. Kristin is down on her back and not moving at all. She got caught CLEAN with both those punches. Count at three. Four. Five. This is academic, ladies. Six. Seven. Eight. Still no movement from Cavallari. Nine. TEN! It's over! That quickly, it's OVER! And your winner by KO2 is 'Buxom' Billie Eilish!"
McCarthy: "Just lucky, that's all!"
AFTER:
O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"
Tess: "I have our winner, Billie Eilish, and, Billie, not a lot of finesse in that one..."
Billie (smiling): "Well, this girl likes to get physical, and I'm OK with that. You want to bang with me, we'll bang, and you won't like how it goes for you."
Tess: "There's been a lot of talk of possible roster changes around here, but your name doesn't get mentioned..."
Billie (shrugging): "All I do is take care of business between the ropes and work my a** off in the gym every day. That's the part I can control. The rest is up to management. And, they're pretty smart. So, I'll be back at work at Front Street Monday."
