6. Kristen Stewart vs. Lacey Chabert
Dec 31, 2021 12:58:29 GMT -6
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BEFORE:
"Kris is tough to deal with, no doubt about that," says Lacey with a smile. "She's a former champ. Well, I'm a FIVE-TIME former champ. So, I shouldn't be the underdog here."
"Lacey's still a good fighter," Kristen admits. "But, she's not good enough. Not tonight. Not against me."
ROUND ONE:
O'Dell: "Back at ringside, and that's 'Some Nights' by Fun you hear behind us, and here comes five-time champion Lacey Chabert..."
Cassie: "How many championships have YOU won, Mac?
McCarthy: "It would have been a DOZEN if I weren't ROBBED and you KNOW it. Shut up, Scabbo!"
O'Dell (sighing): "'Chabert wasting little time getting down the aisle and into the ring. Lacey helped off with the robe to reveal that steel blue number we've seen before and the fans are popping for it. And, that's 'Helter Skelter' by The Beatles you hear behind us, and here comes the FCBA's biggest Beatles fan, The Five-Tool Player', Kristen Stewart!"
Tess: "Stewart ranked number one in the latest BWO rankings, and will definitely be angling for a title shot in 2022."
O'Dell: "Kristen taps glove to fist with Mac on the way by the table, climbs into the ring and is helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve to reveal that lime green number she likes. Ladies about ready. Time for some picks. Tess likes Kristen. Mac?"
McCarthy: "Lacey is a REAL fighter. But so is K-Stew. Stewart."
O'Dell: "Cassie?"
Cassie: "I agree with Tess."
O'Dell: "Here we go. And Lacey wasting no time coming right at Kristen. Interesting technique here from Chabert. She's in a half crouch with the head tucked and she's working by Stewart's jab to get inside and bang that body. Really unorthodox stuff from Lacey, Mac..."
McCarthy: "Sure is, but she's not beating K-Stew on the outside, so..."
O'Dell: "Chabert all up in Kristen's grill. Stewart trying to shove off, but Lacey staying right in there, burying punches in K-Stew's body, paying particular attention to that mid-section. Stewart tying up, but Chabert slipping free and getting right back to work. Good stuff from Lacey..."
Tess: "Sure is. She's in control."
O'Dell: "Coming down the stretch in the first. Chabert working body, head, body. Stewart out of her comfort zone, not getting a lot done. Ten seconds to go. Good right hand from Lacey. Five seconds. K-Stew lands a hook and there's the bell. Not close in the first. Lacey."
Cassie: "And, Chabert gets the 10-9 lead."
ROUND TWO:
O'Dell: "K-Stew a quick adjustment here. She's using a drop step and a wide, slow circle, snapping out that long, accurate left, giving herself some more time to get it on and keep Chabert at bay and it's working very, very well. Lacey not able to close and bang now..."
Cassie: "And, that's BAD news for Chabert..."
O'Dell: "Sure is, because NOW Kris is getting into rhythm. She's getting that left on target, dropping right hands off it, putting together punches in bunches and scoring a ton. Chabert game, but taking a licking right now, as K-Stew's got it going on all cylinders at the moment..."
McCarthy: "THIS is why Holt spent her title reigns ducking this girl..."
O'Dell: "Stewart certainly looking pretty good at the moment. Good combination there for Kristen as we come into the final fifteen seconds. Lacey trying to get forward, can't do it. Kristen another combination and there's the bell. Not close at all in round two. All Stewart."
Tess: "And we're even at 19."
ROUND THREE:
O'Dell: "Stewart in command as we start the third. Chabert's tactics, which worked in the first, won't work now. Kristen's creating space, keeping Lacey at range, and that means K-Stew can get her box on. And there aren't many flyweights in the FCBA who are going to outbox Stewart..."
McCarthy: "Maybe NONE."
O'Dell: "Lacey game, working hard. Knows if she can get in Kristen's grill she can get work done, but, at the moment, she's being kept to range, and Kristen's putting punches together, giving her a thumping on the outside. Chabert's got to change something here, ladies..."
Tess; "Definitely, because she's getting picked apart right now..."
O'Dell: "We're down under twenty seconds and Lacey just BORES in now and goes to work on the body. Kristen ties her up, shoves off, circles away. Ten seconds to go. Stewart working that jab and those feet and there's the bell. Not close for the second round in a row. Stewart."
Cassie: "And K-Stew pulls into a 29-28 lead."
ROUND FOUR:
O'Dell: "Chabert just charging forward in that half crouch with the head tucked now. She's got to get inside and take the fight to Stewart to have any chance, and she's determined to do it. K-Stew giving ground, trying to create space, but Lacey not allowing it right now..."
McCarthy: "Again, nothing to lose for Chabert. Get in there and throw. She's got the power to make something happen."
O'Dell: "And, that's clearly what she's thinking right now. GOOD right from Chabert, who goes right back to the belly. Kristen tying up, but Lacey levers, opens up the body, bangs away with a couple of hooks before Kristen ties her up around the head and forces a break."
Cassie: "All about that body right now for Lacey."
O'Dell: "Sure is. She's investing heavily in it and clearly confident that will pay dividends. She's down, up, back down again. Kris shoves her off, gets a little space, back to the jab, but Chabert right back in the younger woman's grill to the bell. Not close for the fourth consecutive round. Lacey."
Tess: "And, we're even at 38."
ROUND FIVE:
O'Dell: "Chabert charging forward again. Stewart not trying to get space now, she's hanging in there and banging with, landing a good short right hand. Chabert to the body. Stewart mostly working head, but they are doing some SERIOUS thumping in there right now..."
McCarthy: "Kristen giving as good as she gets in there right now."
O'Dell: "Definitely is, but these are Chabert's terms, and I'm sure she's happy with them. Lacey a good left hook. Stewart responds with a right hook of her own. Both fighters staying very, very busy in there and both getting a ton of work done, Stewart mainly upstairs and Chabert mainly down."
Tess: "Lacey clearly thinks she can beat Stewart to the body..."
O'Dell: "She'd definitely giving it a try. We're down to under thirty to go in the fifth. Good right from Stewart there and Chabert DIGS some midsection with a nasty little hook that you could hear from the table, and they're on the other side of the ring. There's the bell. Close. Chabert."
Cassie: "And, Lacey has the lead, 48-47."
ROUND SIX:
O'Dell: "Second half of the bout begins with Chabert charging forward again, getting in Kristen's face. Stewart hanging right in there, banging with Chabert. Lacey a good right hand and Stewart responds in kind. Older woman goes right back to the body, tenderizing that midsection..."
Cassie: "Lacey just DIGGING some body right now."
O'Dell: "Stewart a nice short right, and Lacey backs Kristen up a step with a nice one-two to the head. Chabert steps forward INTO A LEFT HOOK FROM KRISTEN! Stewart ROCKS Lacey with a left hook and then DROPS HER TO HER BACK WITH A STRAIGHT RIGHT HAND!"
Tess: "That was a NASTY punch..."
O'Dell: "Kristen to a neutral corner. Chabert down on her back, eyes closed, not moving as the referee counts down at her. Three. Four. Five. Six. Lacey rolling to her belly now at seven. Eight. Not gonna happen. Nine. TEN! The count passes Chabert by and it's OVER! And your winner by KO6 is 'The Five-Tool Player', Kristen Stewart!"
McCarthy: "NOTHING lucky about THAT."
AFTER:
O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Cassie Scerbo!"
Cassie: "I have our winner, Kristen Stewart, and, Kris, for a while there, as she was trying to get physical, you got your box on. But, at the end, you were banging with her..."
Kristen (smiling): "I can punch, Cassie. For some reason, at the beginning of my career, girls got this idea that the way to beat me was to get physical with me. And, every time they try that, I prove them wrong. Like I just did with Lacey tonight."
Cassie: "Front Street 3.0 is upon us, and I know you're excited!"
Kristen (grinning): "Well, yeah. I mean, I can fight on the beach. So, maybe the next time I get ducked, that's what I'll do."
"Kris is tough to deal with, no doubt about that," says Lacey with a smile. "She's a former champ. Well, I'm a FIVE-TIME former champ. So, I shouldn't be the underdog here."
"Lacey's still a good fighter," Kristen admits. "But, she's not good enough. Not tonight. Not against me."
ROUND ONE:
O'Dell: "Back at ringside, and that's 'Some Nights' by Fun you hear behind us, and here comes five-time champion Lacey Chabert..."
Cassie: "How many championships have YOU won, Mac?
McCarthy: "It would have been a DOZEN if I weren't ROBBED and you KNOW it. Shut up, Scabbo!"
O'Dell (sighing): "'Chabert wasting little time getting down the aisle and into the ring. Lacey helped off with the robe to reveal that steel blue number we've seen before and the fans are popping for it. And, that's 'Helter Skelter' by The Beatles you hear behind us, and here comes the FCBA's biggest Beatles fan, The Five-Tool Player', Kristen Stewart!"
Tess: "Stewart ranked number one in the latest BWO rankings, and will definitely be angling for a title shot in 2022."
O'Dell: "Kristen taps glove to fist with Mac on the way by the table, climbs into the ring and is helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve to reveal that lime green number she likes. Ladies about ready. Time for some picks. Tess likes Kristen. Mac?"
McCarthy: "Lacey is a REAL fighter. But so is K-Stew. Stewart."
O'Dell: "Cassie?"
Cassie: "I agree with Tess."
O'Dell: "Here we go. And Lacey wasting no time coming right at Kristen. Interesting technique here from Chabert. She's in a half crouch with the head tucked and she's working by Stewart's jab to get inside and bang that body. Really unorthodox stuff from Lacey, Mac..."
McCarthy: "Sure is, but she's not beating K-Stew on the outside, so..."
O'Dell: "Chabert all up in Kristen's grill. Stewart trying to shove off, but Lacey staying right in there, burying punches in K-Stew's body, paying particular attention to that mid-section. Stewart tying up, but Chabert slipping free and getting right back to work. Good stuff from Lacey..."
Tess: "Sure is. She's in control."
O'Dell: "Coming down the stretch in the first. Chabert working body, head, body. Stewart out of her comfort zone, not getting a lot done. Ten seconds to go. Good right hand from Lacey. Five seconds. K-Stew lands a hook and there's the bell. Not close in the first. Lacey."
Cassie: "And, Chabert gets the 10-9 lead."
ROUND TWO:
O'Dell: "K-Stew a quick adjustment here. She's using a drop step and a wide, slow circle, snapping out that long, accurate left, giving herself some more time to get it on and keep Chabert at bay and it's working very, very well. Lacey not able to close and bang now..."
Cassie: "And, that's BAD news for Chabert..."
O'Dell: "Sure is, because NOW Kris is getting into rhythm. She's getting that left on target, dropping right hands off it, putting together punches in bunches and scoring a ton. Chabert game, but taking a licking right now, as K-Stew's got it going on all cylinders at the moment..."
McCarthy: "THIS is why Holt spent her title reigns ducking this girl..."
O'Dell: "Stewart certainly looking pretty good at the moment. Good combination there for Kristen as we come into the final fifteen seconds. Lacey trying to get forward, can't do it. Kristen another combination and there's the bell. Not close at all in round two. All Stewart."
Tess: "And we're even at 19."
ROUND THREE:
O'Dell: "Stewart in command as we start the third. Chabert's tactics, which worked in the first, won't work now. Kristen's creating space, keeping Lacey at range, and that means K-Stew can get her box on. And there aren't many flyweights in the FCBA who are going to outbox Stewart..."
McCarthy: "Maybe NONE."
O'Dell: "Lacey game, working hard. Knows if she can get in Kristen's grill she can get work done, but, at the moment, she's being kept to range, and Kristen's putting punches together, giving her a thumping on the outside. Chabert's got to change something here, ladies..."
Tess; "Definitely, because she's getting picked apart right now..."
O'Dell: "We're down under twenty seconds and Lacey just BORES in now and goes to work on the body. Kristen ties her up, shoves off, circles away. Ten seconds to go. Stewart working that jab and those feet and there's the bell. Not close for the second round in a row. Stewart."
Cassie: "And K-Stew pulls into a 29-28 lead."
ROUND FOUR:
O'Dell: "Chabert just charging forward in that half crouch with the head tucked now. She's got to get inside and take the fight to Stewart to have any chance, and she's determined to do it. K-Stew giving ground, trying to create space, but Lacey not allowing it right now..."
McCarthy: "Again, nothing to lose for Chabert. Get in there and throw. She's got the power to make something happen."
O'Dell: "And, that's clearly what she's thinking right now. GOOD right from Chabert, who goes right back to the belly. Kristen tying up, but Lacey levers, opens up the body, bangs away with a couple of hooks before Kristen ties her up around the head and forces a break."
Cassie: "All about that body right now for Lacey."
O'Dell: "Sure is. She's investing heavily in it and clearly confident that will pay dividends. She's down, up, back down again. Kris shoves her off, gets a little space, back to the jab, but Chabert right back in the younger woman's grill to the bell. Not close for the fourth consecutive round. Lacey."
Tess: "And, we're even at 38."
ROUND FIVE:
O'Dell: "Chabert charging forward again. Stewart not trying to get space now, she's hanging in there and banging with, landing a good short right hand. Chabert to the body. Stewart mostly working head, but they are doing some SERIOUS thumping in there right now..."
McCarthy: "Kristen giving as good as she gets in there right now."
O'Dell: "Definitely is, but these are Chabert's terms, and I'm sure she's happy with them. Lacey a good left hook. Stewart responds with a right hook of her own. Both fighters staying very, very busy in there and both getting a ton of work done, Stewart mainly upstairs and Chabert mainly down."
Tess: "Lacey clearly thinks she can beat Stewart to the body..."
O'Dell: "She'd definitely giving it a try. We're down to under thirty to go in the fifth. Good right from Stewart there and Chabert DIGS some midsection with a nasty little hook that you could hear from the table, and they're on the other side of the ring. There's the bell. Close. Chabert."
Cassie: "And, Lacey has the lead, 48-47."
ROUND SIX:
O'Dell: "Second half of the bout begins with Chabert charging forward again, getting in Kristen's face. Stewart hanging right in there, banging with Chabert. Lacey a good right hand and Stewart responds in kind. Older woman goes right back to the body, tenderizing that midsection..."
Cassie: "Lacey just DIGGING some body right now."
O'Dell: "Stewart a nice short right, and Lacey backs Kristen up a step with a nice one-two to the head. Chabert steps forward INTO A LEFT HOOK FROM KRISTEN! Stewart ROCKS Lacey with a left hook and then DROPS HER TO HER BACK WITH A STRAIGHT RIGHT HAND!"
Tess: "That was a NASTY punch..."
O'Dell: "Kristen to a neutral corner. Chabert down on her back, eyes closed, not moving as the referee counts down at her. Three. Four. Five. Six. Lacey rolling to her belly now at seven. Eight. Not gonna happen. Nine. TEN! The count passes Chabert by and it's OVER! And your winner by KO6 is 'The Five-Tool Player', Kristen Stewart!"
McCarthy: "NOTHING lucky about THAT."
AFTER:
O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Cassie Scerbo!"
Cassie: "I have our winner, Kristen Stewart, and, Kris, for a while there, as she was trying to get physical, you got your box on. But, at the end, you were banging with her..."
Kristen (smiling): "I can punch, Cassie. For some reason, at the beginning of my career, girls got this idea that the way to beat me was to get physical with me. And, every time they try that, I prove them wrong. Like I just did with Lacey tonight."
Cassie: "Front Street 3.0 is upon us, and I know you're excited!"
Kristen (grinning): "Well, yeah. I mean, I can fight on the beach. So, maybe the next time I get ducked, that's what I'll do."