Khloe Kardashian vs Iskra Lawrence

Pre-Fight:

Khloe when asked if she’s surprised to get a challenge from Iskra, “Not really… anyone who has been paying attention knows the kind of girl that Iskra wants to go after. Big girls. And I mean big for even kind of welterweights. Utgaard, Graham… I’m kind of in between those two weight wise. So honestly, I know what she wants to do. She’s embarrassed Ashley showed her she isn’t as powerful as she thought. So she’s going to try to brawl with me and show off how big and strong she is. But I have news for her… she does that and I’m putting her ass on the canvas.”

Iskra when asked why Khloe as an opponent, “Well first off let’s take in this beautiful weather. December and we’re on the beach with the sun overhead… I mean all I have to do for this is an easy couple of rounds with a Kardashian? Sign me up! Look, we all know the truth here so let’s not sugar coat it: Tune Up fight. I’ve got Sabrina Lynn on the PPV. She’s really damn good. I need a fight to keep me loose. So, like I said… a couple of rounds in the sun and another win on my record. How could I say no?”

R1:

The two fighters tap gloves in the middle of the ring. The sun shines on their glistening bodies. Khloe absolutely shimmering in her black bikini and gloves. Iskra a little less shiny, but still with an impressive figure in her tiny blue and orange crochet-esque two piece.

There’s no flirting between these two. They both know what they want to do to each other. The rush the center of the ring and start throwing absolute bombs early. Khloe’s fists come in like rockets, walloping Iskra’s body with two right uppercuts to the ribs. Lawrence takes the shots though and stands tall, firing off a one-two combo of her own that brushes Khloe back.

The two women stand tall and just go to war, but it’s a war that Iskra finds a foothold in. She gets into Khloe’s hip and stays there the entire time, frustrating the Kardashian. She eats a healthy diet of right crosses that Isrka continues to connect with throughout the round. Iskra also a bit more agile, as she ducks a few desperate hooks from Khloe and fires some more quick-hitting combos of her own.

The round ends with Iskra impressively taking the round 10-9.

R2:

Khloe doesn’t back down. She refuses to show she’s hurt and once more goes toe-to-toe with the brit. Iskra continues her quick-hitting combos and for the first minute it looks like a replay of round one. But then Khloe is able to finally connect with a right hook that visibly hurts Lawrence.

Iskra stumbles to her side. Khloe hits her with a left that sends her stumbling the other way. Then a right to send her back again. Kardashian is absolutely ping-ponging her opponent and now is showing off all of her impressive slugging ability. A left uppercut followed by a right cross to the cheek and Lawrence goes down in a heep.

Kardashian roars and pounds her chest. Then she flexes as she stomps back to her corner. Iskra meanwhile looks dazed. She shakes her head and blinks rapidly. She gets to the ropes and picks herself up at the eight count. The ref asks her if she can continue and she nods.

Khloe comes back in and continues her assault on a clearly flabergasted Lawrence. Iskra takes some more brutal shots to her body as she keeps her guard up high. The bell mercifully rings.

Kardashian goes up 19-18.

R3:

Iskra comes stumbling out of her corner, ready to go right at her opponent again. Khloe shakes her head as if to silently say, “You just can’t learn your lesson, can you?”

It’s a slaughter. Iskra is battered around the ring as she can’t put together a combo to save her life.

Khloe knocks her down about a minute in with a right cross that makes the big blonde crumple. Iskra picks herself up, fighting back tears.

The fight goes on, and Khloe can sense Iskra is on the verge of simply quitting. Lawrence keeps the guard high, and Khloe’s fists pound away at the body. She shakes Iskra to her core. Lawrence is letting out high pitched squeals with every blow. Lawrence is still fighting back, landing a few grazing blows which with her power do some damage.

But it’s all Kardashian as she knocks Iskra back with a right. Lawrence stumbles into the ropes and when she tries to respond to an incoming onslaught finds her arm is stuck around the top rope.

It’s a free and easy shot as Khloe pivots and sends Iskra down to the canvas once more, this time the blonde’s body stresses the integrity of the ropes. It has to be over. Khloe raises her hands in the air under the assumption she just handed Iskra her first loss.

But somehow… Iskra starts to stir. And once again as the ref gets to eight she’s on her feet. She tells him to shut up and continue the fight. Kardashian turns around and sees a wobbly Lawrence gesturing her forward.

Khloe shrugs, ducks a lazy right, and sinks two right uppercuts of her own into Lawrence’s side. The bell rings as Khloe saunters back to her corner. Iskra stumbles to hers. Lawrence’s corner gets a warning that the next time she goes down the fight is over.

Kardashian’s lead widens 29-25

R4:

Khloe points at Iskra from her corner and then points to the canvas. A promise to put her down for good this time. A clearly sluggish Lawrence just shakes her head and the fight is back on.

Kardashian comes in again, working Iskra’s body. Lawrence keeps her guard up, knowing she can’t go down again. Whether or not it was her strategy, Lawrence notices Khloe starting to get too comfortable. She’s telegraphing her punches now… and she’s thrown a lot of them.

There might be something there…

Sure enough all it takes is a single opening and WHAM… an uppercut almost makes Khloe go cross-eyed. Iskra straightens up a little and continues after Khloe. Now it’s her turn to ping-pong her opponent. Khloe finds herself in a corner just holding on for dear life as she feels the full brunt of Iskra’s power. It’s not something she’s felt before.

The bell rings and Khloe internally thanks heaven that it did.

38-35 Kardashian.

R5:

Khloe can tell from the jump that something is off. The fear Iskra had in her eyes just two rounds ago is gone. She… is almost smiling now. Khloe eats a jab. She throws a hook that Lawrence ducks. The Iskra comes in with a really brutal pivoting right hand to the gut. Khloe almost doubles over. Iskra with a follow-up downward slicing left hand that hits Khloe clean on the jaw.

It’s sudden and incredibly violent. It’s the kind of punch that could knock someone out cold. It’s the kind of punch that knocks Khloe Kardashian out cold.

From getting knocked down three times, to winning by round 5… Iskra roars over her unconscious foe for the entire beach to hear.

WINNER IN ROUND 5 VIA KO: ISKRA LAWRENCE

Post-Fight:

Iskra drags Khloe’s unconscious body from the ring and through the sand. She lets her body roll into the startlingly cold water, which instantly wakes Kardashian up. Lawrence looks down at her. Iskra’s eyes are swollen. Her body is marked up with bruises. And yet, she has her hands on her hips looking down at a relatively pristine looking Khloe.

“Khloe Tune-Up,” says Lawrence. “There’s a nickname for ya…”

Iskra sits on the shocked Kardashian and takes a handful of Khloe’s bikini bottoms. She hoists them up as far as she can and then with her free hands begins slapping the jiggling flesh of her booty. The spankings continue until Khloe starts to plead…

“No more, please!!!! Oh God Iskra no more!!!”

Lawrence lets her go but then gives her a nice shove towards the water. An oncoming wave splashes Khloe in the face as Iskra saunters back towards the beach.