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Rhona Mitra vs Charlize Theron
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TALEL OF THE TAPE
Rhona Mitra
Age 45
Height 5’6”
6-11-0
Charlize Theron
Age 46
Height 5’9 1/2”
295-26-12
8 Unified Lightweight titles
7 Unified Welterweight titles
1 Unified Middleweight title
3 Maxim Lightweight titles
2 Paramount Lightweight titles
1 Reebox Lightweight title
2 Reebox Welterweight titles
2 Paramount Welterweight titles
Original Member of the Hall Of Fame
Mistress of The Body Saddle 1/26/08-1/11/15
BEFORE
Mitra is as the podium. I’ll be quite honest with you, I don’t like Theron, She going around telling the press, like that blonde Tractorpull trash, who is obviously on her payroll, that after being destroyed in three of her recent fights with Alexander, Jovovich and Krupa and taking bad beatings from McCarthy and Dawson, she needs an easy fight to get back on track. Somebody who can give her rounds but can’t beat her, so she selects me. She’s a coward. Back in February 2018, I had a scheduled fight with her, Her management ran a computer program of the fight and the computer said I would knock her out it eight. They cancelled the fight with some lame excuse like Charlize had a hang nail. I had already knocked out Beckinsale, Jennifer Garner and Adrianne Palicki. Charlize realized she was over her head. I tried and tried to get that fight, but my phone calls were never returned. I was discouraged and went on to lose a bunch of fights. I’m here now and I am out for revenge. I intend to give her another bad beating. I’m going to end her career” I’m going to beat her into retirement.
Suddenly Theron appears. Mitra glares at her and then walks off. Charlize “About that computer generated fight, she right. It did say she would KO me, but what she didn’t tell you was that it was programmed to give the worst possible result. The alleged fight was not called off. It was never scheduled. As for as phone calls, I don’t know anything about that, That was handled by management. She never called me directly. If she had, she wouldn’t be here tonight running her big mouth off”
THE FIGHT
Mitra enters the ring wearing a green bikini with black gloves and boots. Her hair is long reaching her shoulders. Charlize is in her usual red bikini, red gloves and boots. Her hair is in the ponytail she prefers. During the usual instructions the referee is careful to keep them apart. They don’t touch gloves. This fight could be brutal
Round 1. They circle each other looking for an opening. Suddenly Charlize lunges forward with three quick jabs to Mitra’s face. She in on her opponent. Left and right cross land across Mitra’s face. She’s in trouble. A Theron right cross goes astray and she falls into Mitra. Rhona pushes the blonde back and drives a right into Charlize’s bikini line, far below her navel. Theron’s eyes go wide with agony as her hands drop to the offended area. Theron’s corner is crying foul, but the referee didn’t see it. Rhona takes over driving the blonde across the ring with left and right crosses. Charlize goes into a shell, bending over, her hands protecting her head. Theron is making it difficult for Rhona to get to her body. About the only thing she can do is pound away at the protecting gloves hoping that one will drop and expose the head. The bell saves Charlize from further punishment, but Mitra books all the points
Round 2. Charlize is angry as her corner is trying to calm her down, only somewhat successfully. At the bell, Charlize is out of her corner slowly while Mitra is in the center of the ring waiting for her. Rhona is being deliberate not wanting to make a mistake. Charlize closes and lands a right cross to Rhona’s head. Rhona smiles and then blocks a Theron cross and lands an uppercut to the blondes chin. Rhona then shows Theron she can jab also and punches Theron back to the ropes. Theron manages to land a left and right to Mitra’s head but suffers a pair of uppercuts to her bra. A Charlize right cross sails over Rhona head leaving her body open and Mitra once again drives and right into Theron’s bikini line and follows up with a left to the same area. As Theron’s corner once again yells “foul”,the blonde is in agony, but this time the referee saw it. He pulls Rhona away and give her a finger wagging lecture giving Charlize some time to recover. He asks the blonde if she wants to continue. She nods her head yes. He helps her stand upright and waives Mitra in, but the bell saves the blonde again. The Nascar corner team is ready as Charlize agains stumbles back to her corner.
Round 3. Theron wants to take the round off. She doesn’t want to engage Mitra. She needs time to recover. Rhona is slow to realize what the blonde is doing. She closes on Charlize, but Charlize is an expert at this tactic. She’s used it many times. She watches Mitra and once Mitra makes a move, she changes direction. She starts to quickly move in on Rhona, land a jab and then just as quickly back out. It’s not a crowd pleasing tactic, but it is working giving Charlize a little more time to recover. The crowd is getting restless and starts booing. Charlize continues landing a couple more jabs to Rhona’s face. At the bell, Rhona lands a couple jabs but Mitra has done no damage. Theron finally books some points
Round 4. Both are out of their corners rather quickly. Theron lands a couple jabs to Rhona’s face as Mitra works on Theron’s midsection. Charlize starts criss-crossing Mitra’s head. She wants to get Mitra’s hands up so she can’t get that bikini line punch in again. Mitra is ready to brawl and starts punching with the blonde. They are toe to toe. The crowd likes this. They are on their feet cheering. After thirty seconds it’s apparent that Charlize is suddenly getting the better of it and she drives Mitra into the ropes. Mitra’s hands are up trying to block the punches landing on her face and head. Charlize then goes to the bra, driving straight punches into Rhona’s breasts. Rhona is desperately trying to punch back, but it isn’t working and she goes defensive again, doing the best she can as she tries to ride out the round. The blonde steps back draws a breath and goes back in working on Rhona’s body. Rhona is sagging in the ropes, but manages to survive as the bell rings. As Theron returns to her corner, she hears Mitra yell “Is that all you got bytch? Is that all you got? No wonder a McCarthy took you eleven” Theron stops and turns around and starts for Mitra, but the referee stops her and her corner dashes out to drag her back to her corner
Round 5. In Theron corner, Lawrence and Robbie are trying to calm Charlize down. They impress on her that Mitra is dangerous and she has to keep her head on straight or she is liable to be looking up at Mitra from the canvas. At the bell, Theron is swiftly out of her corner, her legs are back. Rhona pushes out a jab, but Charlize lets it pass and digs a right into Rhona’s tummy and follows up with a uppercut to the chin. Mitra staggers back to the ropes. Theron is on her immediately criss crossing her head with left and rights.There is not a lot of power behind the punches. Charlize is not out to end the fight, she is out to punish. She wants rearrange Mitra’s face. It’s a Theron trait seen only once or twice in her career. She takes her time pounding Mitra into a stupor. The referee steps in the stop the fight. The blonde pushes him back and continues to rain punches on the beaten Mitra, Charlize sees him moving in again, steps back and unleashes an uppercut to the chin that drops Rhona on her face. She’s not moving. Theron smiles at the referee and standing over Mitra says “You want more of what I got?” No reply. Mitra is counted out.
AFTER
The after-fight press conference is a little late in starting. Finally Charlize, Lawrence and Robbie walk in Lawrence “I’m sorry we are late, but we had to convince the referee it would be a mistake to press charges against Charlize for pushing him away when he was trying to stop the fight.. He finally agreed to let it go.”
Charlize: I went a little overboard tonight. It wasn’t the fouls, I have been fouled by the best. Gena Lee Nolin and Catherine Zeta Jones. I have lost probably twenty five fights because of fouls. The last time was a couple years ago when I lost to Katy Perry and she is not a dirty fighter. Sometimes is just happens accidentally. It was Mitra mouthing off at the end of the fourth round that got to me. I hear I am being criticized for punishing her the way I did and I probably deserve it. It’s all in a nights work”
Results, Lookout: Story, Tractorpull
TALEL OF THE TAPE
Rhona Mitra
Age 45
Height 5’6”
6-11-0
Charlize Theron
Age 46
Height 5’9 1/2”
295-26-12
8 Unified Lightweight titles
7 Unified Welterweight titles
1 Unified Middleweight title
3 Maxim Lightweight titles
2 Paramount Lightweight titles
1 Reebox Lightweight title
2 Reebox Welterweight titles
2 Paramount Welterweight titles
Original Member of the Hall Of Fame
Mistress of The Body Saddle 1/26/08-1/11/15
BEFORE
Mitra is as the podium. I’ll be quite honest with you, I don’t like Theron, She going around telling the press, like that blonde Tractorpull trash, who is obviously on her payroll, that after being destroyed in three of her recent fights with Alexander, Jovovich and Krupa and taking bad beatings from McCarthy and Dawson, she needs an easy fight to get back on track. Somebody who can give her rounds but can’t beat her, so she selects me. She’s a coward. Back in February 2018, I had a scheduled fight with her, Her management ran a computer program of the fight and the computer said I would knock her out it eight. They cancelled the fight with some lame excuse like Charlize had a hang nail. I had already knocked out Beckinsale, Jennifer Garner and Adrianne Palicki. Charlize realized she was over her head. I tried and tried to get that fight, but my phone calls were never returned. I was discouraged and went on to lose a bunch of fights. I’m here now and I am out for revenge. I intend to give her another bad beating. I’m going to end her career” I’m going to beat her into retirement.
Suddenly Theron appears. Mitra glares at her and then walks off. Charlize “About that computer generated fight, she right. It did say she would KO me, but what she didn’t tell you was that it was programmed to give the worst possible result. The alleged fight was not called off. It was never scheduled. As for as phone calls, I don’t know anything about that, That was handled by management. She never called me directly. If she had, she wouldn’t be here tonight running her big mouth off”
THE FIGHT
Mitra enters the ring wearing a green bikini with black gloves and boots. Her hair is long reaching her shoulders. Charlize is in her usual red bikini, red gloves and boots. Her hair is in the ponytail she prefers. During the usual instructions the referee is careful to keep them apart. They don’t touch gloves. This fight could be brutal
Round 1. They circle each other looking for an opening. Suddenly Charlize lunges forward with three quick jabs to Mitra’s face. She in on her opponent. Left and right cross land across Mitra’s face. She’s in trouble. A Theron right cross goes astray and she falls into Mitra. Rhona pushes the blonde back and drives a right into Charlize’s bikini line, far below her navel. Theron’s eyes go wide with agony as her hands drop to the offended area. Theron’s corner is crying foul, but the referee didn’t see it. Rhona takes over driving the blonde across the ring with left and right crosses. Charlize goes into a shell, bending over, her hands protecting her head. Theron is making it difficult for Rhona to get to her body. About the only thing she can do is pound away at the protecting gloves hoping that one will drop and expose the head. The bell saves Charlize from further punishment, but Mitra books all the points
Round 2. Charlize is angry as her corner is trying to calm her down, only somewhat successfully. At the bell, Charlize is out of her corner slowly while Mitra is in the center of the ring waiting for her. Rhona is being deliberate not wanting to make a mistake. Charlize closes and lands a right cross to Rhona’s head. Rhona smiles and then blocks a Theron cross and lands an uppercut to the blondes chin. Rhona then shows Theron she can jab also and punches Theron back to the ropes. Theron manages to land a left and right to Mitra’s head but suffers a pair of uppercuts to her bra. A Charlize right cross sails over Rhona head leaving her body open and Mitra once again drives and right into Theron’s bikini line and follows up with a left to the same area. As Theron’s corner once again yells “foul”,the blonde is in agony, but this time the referee saw it. He pulls Rhona away and give her a finger wagging lecture giving Charlize some time to recover. He asks the blonde if she wants to continue. She nods her head yes. He helps her stand upright and waives Mitra in, but the bell saves the blonde again. The Nascar corner team is ready as Charlize agains stumbles back to her corner.
Round 3. Theron wants to take the round off. She doesn’t want to engage Mitra. She needs time to recover. Rhona is slow to realize what the blonde is doing. She closes on Charlize, but Charlize is an expert at this tactic. She’s used it many times. She watches Mitra and once Mitra makes a move, she changes direction. She starts to quickly move in on Rhona, land a jab and then just as quickly back out. It’s not a crowd pleasing tactic, but it is working giving Charlize a little more time to recover. The crowd is getting restless and starts booing. Charlize continues landing a couple more jabs to Rhona’s face. At the bell, Rhona lands a couple jabs but Mitra has done no damage. Theron finally books some points
Round 4. Both are out of their corners rather quickly. Theron lands a couple jabs to Rhona’s face as Mitra works on Theron’s midsection. Charlize starts criss-crossing Mitra’s head. She wants to get Mitra’s hands up so she can’t get that bikini line punch in again. Mitra is ready to brawl and starts punching with the blonde. They are toe to toe. The crowd likes this. They are on their feet cheering. After thirty seconds it’s apparent that Charlize is suddenly getting the better of it and she drives Mitra into the ropes. Mitra’s hands are up trying to block the punches landing on her face and head. Charlize then goes to the bra, driving straight punches into Rhona’s breasts. Rhona is desperately trying to punch back, but it isn’t working and she goes defensive again, doing the best she can as she tries to ride out the round. The blonde steps back draws a breath and goes back in working on Rhona’s body. Rhona is sagging in the ropes, but manages to survive as the bell rings. As Theron returns to her corner, she hears Mitra yell “Is that all you got bytch? Is that all you got? No wonder a McCarthy took you eleven” Theron stops and turns around and starts for Mitra, but the referee stops her and her corner dashes out to drag her back to her corner
Round 5. In Theron corner, Lawrence and Robbie are trying to calm Charlize down. They impress on her that Mitra is dangerous and she has to keep her head on straight or she is liable to be looking up at Mitra from the canvas. At the bell, Theron is swiftly out of her corner, her legs are back. Rhona pushes out a jab, but Charlize lets it pass and digs a right into Rhona’s tummy and follows up with a uppercut to the chin. Mitra staggers back to the ropes. Theron is on her immediately criss crossing her head with left and rights.There is not a lot of power behind the punches. Charlize is not out to end the fight, she is out to punish. She wants rearrange Mitra’s face. It’s a Theron trait seen only once or twice in her career. She takes her time pounding Mitra into a stupor. The referee steps in the stop the fight. The blonde pushes him back and continues to rain punches on the beaten Mitra, Charlize sees him moving in again, steps back and unleashes an uppercut to the chin that drops Rhona on her face. She’s not moving. Theron smiles at the referee and standing over Mitra says “You want more of what I got?” No reply. Mitra is counted out.
AFTER
The after-fight press conference is a little late in starting. Finally Charlize, Lawrence and Robbie walk in Lawrence “I’m sorry we are late, but we had to convince the referee it would be a mistake to press charges against Charlize for pushing him away when he was trying to stop the fight.. He finally agreed to let it go.”
Charlize: I went a little overboard tonight. It wasn’t the fouls, I have been fouled by the best. Gena Lee Nolin and Catherine Zeta Jones. I have lost probably twenty five fights because of fouls. The last time was a couple years ago when I lost to Katy Perry and she is not a dirty fighter. Sometimes is just happens accidentally. It was Mitra mouthing off at the end of the fourth round that got to me. I hear I am being criticized for punishing her the way I did and I probably deserve it. It’s all in a nights work”