Post by HBO's Boxing At The Asylum on Nov 30, 2021 13:31:21 GMT -6
BEFORE:
"Kara's a good fighter, sure," says Cris with a shake of the head. "But, there's NO WAY she should have gotten that spot ahead of about two dozen models, including ME. Give ME those opportunities, and I'd be stacking wins, too. And, tonight, I'll prove it!"
"So, Cris wants my spot," says Kara with a smile. "Tell her to take a number. Because a LOT of girls WANT it. But. None of them are GETTING it."
ROUND ONE:
O'Dell: "Back at ringside and that's 'Lean On' by Major Lazer, and here comes stunning supermodel Cris Urena!"
McCarthy: "Overrated in EVERY possible way. She's not that hot. She'd NEVER make 'Playboy', and she has NO FCBA wins!"
Cassie: "Please don't threaten to go up there and reveal your wrinkling physique, Mac..."
McCarthy: "Wrink...YOU LITTLE..."
O'Dell: "Now, calm DOWN, Mac and let's keep our eyes on the ring, where Cris climbs in to be helped off with the robe. And, the crowd is POPPING for the lovely Ms. Urena in that mauve number with the white polka dots..."
McCarthy: "Philly. LOW standards!"
O'Dell: "Aaaaannnnddd, that's 'Flawless' by The Ones you hear booming through the arena, and here comes Kara 'The Body' Del Toro!"
McCarthy: "'The Body' my EYE! I've got TEN TIMES the body SHE does!"
Tess: "Truck, get an extra headset ready, because Mac's swollen head is going to break hers AGAIN..."
McCarthy: "SHUT UP, WALMART!"
O'Dell: "Kara into the ring and helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve and the crowd popping AGAIN for Del Toro in that neon green number she likes. Ladies about ready. Time for some picks. Tess likes Kara. Mac?"
McCarthy: "NO FCBA wins! Del Toro!"
O'Dell: "Cassie?"
Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"
O'Dell: "Ladies are unanimous. Let's see if they're right. Urena has some reach and she's using it early, getting that long left in Kara's face. Del Toro angling, getting to spots, getting off here and there as both fighters do some early recon. GOOD right hand Kara, there, and that backs up Cris."
Tess: "Urena firing back, though!"
O'Dell: "Sure is and HERE WE GO! We've got a firefight in the middle of the ring as both beauties get off lusty. Urena a SOLID right hand and Kara felt that! Del Toro hooks to the body, goes back upstairs with a straight right and CRIS lands a solid flurry. Action aplenty, Mac!"
McCarthy: "THIS is how we fight at Sceej! We don't play. We go AFTER people!"
O'Dell: "Final seconds ticking down in the first. Ladies exchange again and Urena may have gotten the better of that one. Kara hooks to the body again and Cris shoves her off, gets back to the long, long jab. Five seconds to go. One more trade and there's the bell. Close. Urena."
Cassie: "And, Cris gets the early 10-9 lead."
ROUND TWO:
O'Dell: "Ladies back at one another to start the third. SOLID right hand from Urena backs up Kara, but Del Toro stepping right back forward to land a solid combination. Both fighters moving well, but both VERY aggressive and plenty of heavy leather landing as a result."
McCarthy: "I'm liking this Urena kid. Might have to see if we have room for her at Sceej..."
O'Dell: "Cris jabbing now. Kara angling, bobbing the head, getting to her spot and getting off with a SOLID combination. Very good right hand landed in there. Urena gives a little ground, sets up behind that jab, Kara slips, dips and DROPS CRIS WITH A RIGHT HOOK! Oh, what a shot from Del Toro!"
Cassie: "That might do it..."
O'Dell: "Kara to a neutral corner. Cris down on her right side. Referee's count at three. Four. Five. Urena rolling to her belly at six. Seven. Eight. Not gonna happen. Nine. TEN! It's OVER! Urena can't come close to beating the count and it's OVER! And your winner by KO2 is Kara 'The Body' Del Toro!"
Tess: "Impressive power. Very impressive."
AFTER:
O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"
Tess: "I have our winner, Kara Del Toro, and, Kara, that's thirteen in a row for you..."
Kara (shaking her head): "I don't worry about that. It's all about tonight and whomever's in the ring with me. It's been all about Cris since that was booked, and now it will be all about my next opponent."
Tess: "Big changes coming here in about a month. You don't seem concerned..."
Kara (shrugging): "All I can do is win fights. And, that's exactly what I HAVE done."
"Kara's a good fighter, sure," says Cris with a shake of the head. "But, there's NO WAY she should have gotten that spot ahead of about two dozen models, including ME. Give ME those opportunities, and I'd be stacking wins, too. And, tonight, I'll prove it!"
"So, Cris wants my spot," says Kara with a smile. "Tell her to take a number. Because a LOT of girls WANT it. But. None of them are GETTING it."
ROUND ONE:
O'Dell: "Back at ringside and that's 'Lean On' by Major Lazer, and here comes stunning supermodel Cris Urena!"
McCarthy: "Overrated in EVERY possible way. She's not that hot. She'd NEVER make 'Playboy', and she has NO FCBA wins!"
Cassie: "Please don't threaten to go up there and reveal your wrinkling physique, Mac..."
McCarthy: "Wrink...YOU LITTLE..."
O'Dell: "Now, calm DOWN, Mac and let's keep our eyes on the ring, where Cris climbs in to be helped off with the robe. And, the crowd is POPPING for the lovely Ms. Urena in that mauve number with the white polka dots..."
McCarthy: "Philly. LOW standards!"
O'Dell: "Aaaaannnnddd, that's 'Flawless' by The Ones you hear booming through the arena, and here comes Kara 'The Body' Del Toro!"
McCarthy: "'The Body' my EYE! I've got TEN TIMES the body SHE does!"
Tess: "Truck, get an extra headset ready, because Mac's swollen head is going to break hers AGAIN..."
McCarthy: "SHUT UP, WALMART!"
O'Dell: "Kara into the ring and helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve and the crowd popping AGAIN for Del Toro in that neon green number she likes. Ladies about ready. Time for some picks. Tess likes Kara. Mac?"
McCarthy: "NO FCBA wins! Del Toro!"
O'Dell: "Cassie?"
Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"
O'Dell: "Ladies are unanimous. Let's see if they're right. Urena has some reach and she's using it early, getting that long left in Kara's face. Del Toro angling, getting to spots, getting off here and there as both fighters do some early recon. GOOD right hand Kara, there, and that backs up Cris."
Tess: "Urena firing back, though!"
O'Dell: "Sure is and HERE WE GO! We've got a firefight in the middle of the ring as both beauties get off lusty. Urena a SOLID right hand and Kara felt that! Del Toro hooks to the body, goes back upstairs with a straight right and CRIS lands a solid flurry. Action aplenty, Mac!"
McCarthy: "THIS is how we fight at Sceej! We don't play. We go AFTER people!"
O'Dell: "Final seconds ticking down in the first. Ladies exchange again and Urena may have gotten the better of that one. Kara hooks to the body again and Cris shoves her off, gets back to the long, long jab. Five seconds to go. One more trade and there's the bell. Close. Urena."
Cassie: "And, Cris gets the early 10-9 lead."
ROUND TWO:
O'Dell: "Ladies back at one another to start the third. SOLID right hand from Urena backs up Kara, but Del Toro stepping right back forward to land a solid combination. Both fighters moving well, but both VERY aggressive and plenty of heavy leather landing as a result."
McCarthy: "I'm liking this Urena kid. Might have to see if we have room for her at Sceej..."
O'Dell: "Cris jabbing now. Kara angling, bobbing the head, getting to her spot and getting off with a SOLID combination. Very good right hand landed in there. Urena gives a little ground, sets up behind that jab, Kara slips, dips and DROPS CRIS WITH A RIGHT HOOK! Oh, what a shot from Del Toro!"
Cassie: "That might do it..."
O'Dell: "Kara to a neutral corner. Cris down on her right side. Referee's count at three. Four. Five. Urena rolling to her belly at six. Seven. Eight. Not gonna happen. Nine. TEN! It's OVER! Urena can't come close to beating the count and it's OVER! And your winner by KO2 is Kara 'The Body' Del Toro!"
Tess: "Impressive power. Very impressive."
AFTER:
O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"
Tess: "I have our winner, Kara Del Toro, and, Kara, that's thirteen in a row for you..."
Kara (shaking her head): "I don't worry about that. It's all about tonight and whomever's in the ring with me. It's been all about Cris since that was booked, and now it will be all about my next opponent."
Tess: "Big changes coming here in about a month. You don't seem concerned..."
Kara (shrugging): "All I can do is win fights. And, that's exactly what I HAVE done."