The 12 Fights of Christmas: Milana Vayntrub vs Elyse Willems
Nov 29, 2021 17:25:41 GMT -6
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Post by SPA Universe on Nov 29, 2021 17:25:41 GMT -6
For Immediate Release:
Free Punchers is proud to announce an upcoming holiday themed event that will span the entire course of December:
Throughout the month, Elyse Willems (Free Punchers) and Milana Vayntrub (Free Agent) will be competing in a series of fights, culminating in a bout between the two on the December Pay-Per-View. These fights will continue to serve the budding rivalry between two fierce competitors, and speaking of serving the loser of the series (if there is no draw) will be forced to be a server at the winner’s New Years Eve party. Of course, other microstakes and humiliations may also be utilized after individual contests, though those are mostly up to the discretion of the fighters.
Here are the following fights Elyse and Milana will be competing in:
Catfight
Submission Wrestling
Bondage Wrestling (with Christmas lights)
Smother Match
Bearhug Battle
Gag Wrestling (aka Don’t Open ‘Till Xmas)
Gladiatrix Match
Fingerlock/Test of Strength
Eggnog Wrestling
Belly Punching
Gift Box Battle
Boxing Match
Here are the definitions/rules of each bout:
Catfight
A fight with somewhat loose rules. No outside weapons allowed. No punches, kicks, knees, elbows, shoulders, or headbutts to the face allowed. Scratching, slapping, and hair pulling is heavily encouraged. The two fighters will engage until one either gives a sign of submission or is unconscious.
Submission Wrestling
A form of grappling in which the winner is determined by either verbal submission or “tapping out.” No striking or outside weapons of any kind are allowed. Scratching is also prohibited. Hair pulling is allowed. Knocking out your opponent is not illegal, but a submission must be acquired to secure victory. This match will be a best of 5.
Bondage Wrestling (with Christmas lights)
A form of grappling in which the winner is determined by successfully hog-tying her opponent to the point of complete restraint. No striking or outside weapons of any kind are allowed. There is no winning by submission or knockout in this form of match, as the winner can only win by binding their opponent. However, you may bind a knocked out opponent. Usually used with string or rope, this match will be used with Christmas lights instead.
Smother Match
A type of catty wrestling in which the winner is chosen by smothering their opponent into submission or unconsciousness. No other forms submission or knockouts are allowed. The wrestlers have decided to forego feet and hand smothers and have agreed that only breast smothers and facesits are to be counted. Striking and scratching are not permitted as well as any outside weapons, but hair pulling is. This match will be a best of 5.
Bearhug Battle
The two contestants will interlock in a mutual bearhug. The winner will be determined by whoever can make their opponent pass out or submit first. The bearhugs must be locked in at all times (there is a 30 second penalty for anyone who breaks a hug). No striking, scratching, or hair pulling allowed. No outside weapons permitted.
Gag Wrestling (aka Don’t Open ‘Till Xmas)
A form of grappling in which the winner is determined by who can successfully stick a gag in/over their opponent’s mouth. For this match, the fighters have agreed to use oversized “Don’t Open ‘Till Xmas” stickers that will be stuck to their own bodies. A sticker from an opponent’s own body must be used as the “gag.” Hair pulling is allowed in this match, but other forms of striking, scratching, and outside weapons are not. A winner is only determined when their opponent’s mouth is fully covered by the sticker.
Gladiatrix Match
This form of grappling ties the wrists of each fighter to their opponent’s wrists. They may not undo the bindings at any time. A winner is determined by either submission or unconsciousness. Hair pulling is allowed in this match, but other forms of striking, scratching, and outside weapons are not. This match will use Christmas ribbons as the binds around each fighter’s wrists.
Fingerlock/Test of Strength
A form of fighting where each fighter’s palms and fingers are interlocked. The goal is to make the other fighter submit through sheer strength and determination. No other types of striking, grappling, hair pulling, outside weapons, or scratching is allowed. Fighters must keep their fingers interlocked the entire time or suffer a 30 second penalty.
Eggnog Wrestling
Similar to mud or oil wrestling, this form of wrestling takes place in a pool of eggnog. Heavy blows to the face such as punches, kicks, elbows, etc. are prohibited but all other forms of attack are allowed. No outside weapons are permitted. The winner is determined by either submission, unconsciousness, or five second pinfall. This match will be a best of 5.
Belly Punching
Fighters will take turns punching their opponent in the stomach ten times. The fighter receiving the punches must keep their hands above their head. Inability to do so will result in a five punch penalty. The winner is determined by which fighter can make their opponent quit first. No other attacks are allowed.
Gift Box Battle
An all-out fight with one goal: Get your opponent in the gift box. Fighters will not be allowed to use any outside items, but are permitted to use any other force to put their opponents in the box. The box will be an oversized gift box and once a fighter’s body is fully inside the box the fight is over.
Boxing Match
A boxing match that will take place during the December PPV.
We at Free Punchers look forward to watching these battles along with all of you and wish you all a very Happy Holidays!
Sincerely,
Jennifer Lopez
General Manager and President of Boxing Operations
Free Punchers, a stable of the Female Celebrity Boxing Association
Free Punchers is proud to announce an upcoming holiday themed event that will span the entire course of December:
12 Fights of Christmas
Throughout the month, Elyse Willems (Free Punchers) and Milana Vayntrub (Free Agent) will be competing in a series of fights, culminating in a bout between the two on the December Pay-Per-View. These fights will continue to serve the budding rivalry between two fierce competitors, and speaking of serving the loser of the series (if there is no draw) will be forced to be a server at the winner’s New Years Eve party. Of course, other microstakes and humiliations may also be utilized after individual contests, though those are mostly up to the discretion of the fighters.
Here are the following fights Elyse and Milana will be competing in:
Catfight
Submission Wrestling
Bondage Wrestling (with Christmas lights)
Smother Match
Bearhug Battle
Gag Wrestling (aka Don’t Open ‘Till Xmas)
Gladiatrix Match
Fingerlock/Test of Strength
Eggnog Wrestling
Belly Punching
Gift Box Battle
Boxing Match
Here are the definitions/rules of each bout:
Catfight
A fight with somewhat loose rules. No outside weapons allowed. No punches, kicks, knees, elbows, shoulders, or headbutts to the face allowed. Scratching, slapping, and hair pulling is heavily encouraged. The two fighters will engage until one either gives a sign of submission or is unconscious.
Submission Wrestling
A form of grappling in which the winner is determined by either verbal submission or “tapping out.” No striking or outside weapons of any kind are allowed. Scratching is also prohibited. Hair pulling is allowed. Knocking out your opponent is not illegal, but a submission must be acquired to secure victory. This match will be a best of 5.
Bondage Wrestling (with Christmas lights)
A form of grappling in which the winner is determined by successfully hog-tying her opponent to the point of complete restraint. No striking or outside weapons of any kind are allowed. There is no winning by submission or knockout in this form of match, as the winner can only win by binding their opponent. However, you may bind a knocked out opponent. Usually used with string or rope, this match will be used with Christmas lights instead.
Smother Match
A type of catty wrestling in which the winner is chosen by smothering their opponent into submission or unconsciousness. No other forms submission or knockouts are allowed. The wrestlers have decided to forego feet and hand smothers and have agreed that only breast smothers and facesits are to be counted. Striking and scratching are not permitted as well as any outside weapons, but hair pulling is. This match will be a best of 5.
Bearhug Battle
The two contestants will interlock in a mutual bearhug. The winner will be determined by whoever can make their opponent pass out or submit first. The bearhugs must be locked in at all times (there is a 30 second penalty for anyone who breaks a hug). No striking, scratching, or hair pulling allowed. No outside weapons permitted.
Gag Wrestling (aka Don’t Open ‘Till Xmas)
A form of grappling in which the winner is determined by who can successfully stick a gag in/over their opponent’s mouth. For this match, the fighters have agreed to use oversized “Don’t Open ‘Till Xmas” stickers that will be stuck to their own bodies. A sticker from an opponent’s own body must be used as the “gag.” Hair pulling is allowed in this match, but other forms of striking, scratching, and outside weapons are not. A winner is only determined when their opponent’s mouth is fully covered by the sticker.
Gladiatrix Match
This form of grappling ties the wrists of each fighter to their opponent’s wrists. They may not undo the bindings at any time. A winner is determined by either submission or unconsciousness. Hair pulling is allowed in this match, but other forms of striking, scratching, and outside weapons are not. This match will use Christmas ribbons as the binds around each fighter’s wrists.
Fingerlock/Test of Strength
A form of fighting where each fighter’s palms and fingers are interlocked. The goal is to make the other fighter submit through sheer strength and determination. No other types of striking, grappling, hair pulling, outside weapons, or scratching is allowed. Fighters must keep their fingers interlocked the entire time or suffer a 30 second penalty.
Eggnog Wrestling
Similar to mud or oil wrestling, this form of wrestling takes place in a pool of eggnog. Heavy blows to the face such as punches, kicks, elbows, etc. are prohibited but all other forms of attack are allowed. No outside weapons are permitted. The winner is determined by either submission, unconsciousness, or five second pinfall. This match will be a best of 5.
Belly Punching
Fighters will take turns punching their opponent in the stomach ten times. The fighter receiving the punches must keep their hands above their head. Inability to do so will result in a five punch penalty. The winner is determined by which fighter can make their opponent quit first. No other attacks are allowed.
Gift Box Battle
An all-out fight with one goal: Get your opponent in the gift box. Fighters will not be allowed to use any outside items, but are permitted to use any other force to put their opponents in the box. The box will be an oversized gift box and once a fighter’s body is fully inside the box the fight is over.
Boxing Match
A boxing match that will take place during the December PPV.
We at Free Punchers look forward to watching these battles along with all of you and wish you all a very Happy Holidays!
Sincerely,
Jennifer Lopez
General Manager and President of Boxing Operations
Free Punchers, a stable of the Female Celebrity Boxing Association
