Post by Lookout! Boxing on Nov 27, 2021 0:56:53 GMT -6
Kirsten Dunst:
Age: 39
Height: 168cm (5’6”)
W/L: 10:26 (27.78%)
Penelope Cruz:
Age: 47
Height: 163cm (5’4½”)
W/L: 30:31 (49.1%)
Before: This is a very special night for the Spaniard, it's her first time under a stable since 2016 (not counting her assistant manager role in Aegis up until December 2018) and her first time in the ring for nearly two years, coming off a loss to her rival Shakira. Pene enters the ring looking extraordinary, she's kept her perfect figure and shows it off in a red lace bra and bottoms as roars of the crowd welcome her anticipated return. Despite all of the crowd hype and warm welcomes, Penelope has a concerned look on her face, aged 47 and winless since 2015, she’s unsure of her abilities to compete.
Her opponent, Kirsten Dunst is in a similar position, first time in the ring after a long while, winless since 2013 but still confident in her abilities to dispose of Pene.
"She's practically retired, 47 and now she decided she wants to fight again? Well, I’m about to make sure she retires for real this time.” Kirsten smirks, entering the ring in a black one-piece bikini.
Round 1: Kirsten organises, sets up her defence while Pene rushes her at full speed. She manages to push the blonde to the ropes, sneaks in a couple of gut punches but doesn't stay there long as Kirsten gets out with a clinch, turning the Spaniard around and drawing the fight out in the open. Cruz rushes her again with a flurry of jabs, Kirsten covers up, retaliates with a right cross that rings her head as Dunst goes to the body with a couple of uppercuts, following up with a jabbing series to Cruz’s chest. Pene refuses to slow down, still aggressive and hasty, swinging lefts and rights as soon as she gets in range but mostly missing. Kirsten’s relaxed; hands at chest, elbows in, waiting for Pene to strike only to pick her apart at flanks outclassing her at the bell.
Round 2: Pene spooked from the beating, she prances around the ring, ducking down to cover, trying to keep distance and catch the blonde with her guard down but gets hit from the flanks, then clinching for a break, momentarily getting away. Kirsten walked Cruz down, punishing her breasts and body, then issuing a beating along the ropes. Kirsten circles, jumping in and out, starts stacking up her punch count with an assault from all sides, stunning the Spaniard with body punches to keep her off balance. Dodging Pene's panicked jabs then countering. Pene keeps her arms up, preventing herself from taking too much damage but has nothing to give back, ends up being a sitting duck. She soldiers through the second as Dunst gives her a “you’re finished” look. It’s not looking good for Pene, she’s starting to look worn out already but proceeds to round three.
“Just quit already, you’re too old to compete with me. I promise I’ll knock you down nice and easy.” Kirsten says with a self-assured laugh watching Pene get treated by her corner crew in delight. She gives her stablemate, Reese Witherspoon a wink and mouths “you’re next” before prepping for the next round.
Round 3: Shoutout Kirsten Dunst: she's pounding Pene's ribs with her left then jabbing her guts with her right, enjoying herself while bruising Cruz's midsection. Pene starts to break down, bleeding from her nose, doesn't even have time to wipe the blood off as Dunst keeps sticking punches to her face. Pene attempts a right hook but misses as Dunst punishes her with another series of jabs to the tits and a follow-up uppercut looking for a knockdown but the brunette’s sturdy legs deny it. Kirsten keeps the pressure on Pene's body, dipping uppercuts with either hand, working around her flanks and keeping the rings on the ropes. Pene bullied without mercy through the third but managed to deny Dunst a knockdown, walking back to her corner with arms wrapped around her belly.
Corner Talk coming from both sides, Kirsten advised to up the tempo and finish her off already. On the other hand, Witherspoon gives hope to battered Cruz, raising her spirits despite the unfavourable odds.
Round 4&5: Kirsten hastily marches over to Pene, eager to finish the fight but the Spaniard holds her ground, taking shots to her red body but picking her moments and busting up Kirsten’s chin with an uppercut, giving her enough time to follow up with a hook to the ribs before paces away. Pene’s tactic of luring the blonde is flawed as she takes a couple of shots during each exchange but works well enough to touch up and piss off her impatient opponent. By the final minute, Kirsten is totally gassed without even realising that she’s been chasing the brunette all round long and has nothing to show for it. Two hooks smack blonde’s cheeks, she retaliates but Cruz is gone with the wind just before the break. Pene touched up herself but managed to outwit Dunst for points in both rounds.
Round 6: Cruz keeps it smart and simple, on the defensive, chin tucked, mitts raised, waiting for Kirsten to come to her only to slip from grasp after touching her up, she’s fighting an opponent who clearly hasn’t learned her lesson. Kirsten keeps up her aggressive tempo but achieves nothing by it as Penelope turns the tables, dancing around the blonde's predictable punches and dishing out punishment in return. During the second minute Pene lands a series of jabs to Dunst’s nose and jaw, following up with a hook to the temple. Blonde stumbles backwards, legs groggy, Pene steps forwards dishing out more punishment as Kirsten drops to all four. She’s up at eight but shellshocked, giving Pene the opportunity to finish her off along the ropes. Cruz does exactly that, making the blonde drop to canvas a second time, only this time she fails to beat the count.
After: Kirsten in disbelief after the loss, not sure who to blame, eventually calming down and congratulating Pene on her win, offering a resentful handshake.
“You have the heart of a lion I’ll give you that, but we’re not done yet, expect to see me again. Just don’t retire until then.” Dunst exclaimed.
“I’ll be happy to toss you about the ring anytime, so you better not start slacking.” Pene returns fire as both women giggle.
Cruz cheerful but too battered to show it, all smiles after the fight, she knows she’s back in it.
Age: 39
Height: 168cm (5’6”)
W/L: 10:26 (27.78%)
Penelope Cruz:
Age: 47
Height: 163cm (5’4½”)
W/L: 30:31 (49.1%)
Before: This is a very special night for the Spaniard, it's her first time under a stable since 2016 (not counting her assistant manager role in Aegis up until December 2018) and her first time in the ring for nearly two years, coming off a loss to her rival Shakira. Pene enters the ring looking extraordinary, she's kept her perfect figure and shows it off in a red lace bra and bottoms as roars of the crowd welcome her anticipated return. Despite all of the crowd hype and warm welcomes, Penelope has a concerned look on her face, aged 47 and winless since 2015, she’s unsure of her abilities to compete.
Her opponent, Kirsten Dunst is in a similar position, first time in the ring after a long while, winless since 2013 but still confident in her abilities to dispose of Pene.
"She's practically retired, 47 and now she decided she wants to fight again? Well, I’m about to make sure she retires for real this time.” Kirsten smirks, entering the ring in a black one-piece bikini.
Round 1: Kirsten organises, sets up her defence while Pene rushes her at full speed. She manages to push the blonde to the ropes, sneaks in a couple of gut punches but doesn't stay there long as Kirsten gets out with a clinch, turning the Spaniard around and drawing the fight out in the open. Cruz rushes her again with a flurry of jabs, Kirsten covers up, retaliates with a right cross that rings her head as Dunst goes to the body with a couple of uppercuts, following up with a jabbing series to Cruz’s chest. Pene refuses to slow down, still aggressive and hasty, swinging lefts and rights as soon as she gets in range but mostly missing. Kirsten’s relaxed; hands at chest, elbows in, waiting for Pene to strike only to pick her apart at flanks outclassing her at the bell.
Round 2: Pene spooked from the beating, she prances around the ring, ducking down to cover, trying to keep distance and catch the blonde with her guard down but gets hit from the flanks, then clinching for a break, momentarily getting away. Kirsten walked Cruz down, punishing her breasts and body, then issuing a beating along the ropes. Kirsten circles, jumping in and out, starts stacking up her punch count with an assault from all sides, stunning the Spaniard with body punches to keep her off balance. Dodging Pene's panicked jabs then countering. Pene keeps her arms up, preventing herself from taking too much damage but has nothing to give back, ends up being a sitting duck. She soldiers through the second as Dunst gives her a “you’re finished” look. It’s not looking good for Pene, she’s starting to look worn out already but proceeds to round three.
“Just quit already, you’re too old to compete with me. I promise I’ll knock you down nice and easy.” Kirsten says with a self-assured laugh watching Pene get treated by her corner crew in delight. She gives her stablemate, Reese Witherspoon a wink and mouths “you’re next” before prepping for the next round.
Round 3: Shoutout Kirsten Dunst: she's pounding Pene's ribs with her left then jabbing her guts with her right, enjoying herself while bruising Cruz's midsection. Pene starts to break down, bleeding from her nose, doesn't even have time to wipe the blood off as Dunst keeps sticking punches to her face. Pene attempts a right hook but misses as Dunst punishes her with another series of jabs to the tits and a follow-up uppercut looking for a knockdown but the brunette’s sturdy legs deny it. Kirsten keeps the pressure on Pene's body, dipping uppercuts with either hand, working around her flanks and keeping the rings on the ropes. Pene bullied without mercy through the third but managed to deny Dunst a knockdown, walking back to her corner with arms wrapped around her belly.
Corner Talk coming from both sides, Kirsten advised to up the tempo and finish her off already. On the other hand, Witherspoon gives hope to battered Cruz, raising her spirits despite the unfavourable odds.
Round 4&5: Kirsten hastily marches over to Pene, eager to finish the fight but the Spaniard holds her ground, taking shots to her red body but picking her moments and busting up Kirsten’s chin with an uppercut, giving her enough time to follow up with a hook to the ribs before paces away. Pene’s tactic of luring the blonde is flawed as she takes a couple of shots during each exchange but works well enough to touch up and piss off her impatient opponent. By the final minute, Kirsten is totally gassed without even realising that she’s been chasing the brunette all round long and has nothing to show for it. Two hooks smack blonde’s cheeks, she retaliates but Cruz is gone with the wind just before the break. Pene touched up herself but managed to outwit Dunst for points in both rounds.
Round 6: Cruz keeps it smart and simple, on the defensive, chin tucked, mitts raised, waiting for Kirsten to come to her only to slip from grasp after touching her up, she’s fighting an opponent who clearly hasn’t learned her lesson. Kirsten keeps up her aggressive tempo but achieves nothing by it as Penelope turns the tables, dancing around the blonde's predictable punches and dishing out punishment in return. During the second minute Pene lands a series of jabs to Dunst’s nose and jaw, following up with a hook to the temple. Blonde stumbles backwards, legs groggy, Pene steps forwards dishing out more punishment as Kirsten drops to all four. She’s up at eight but shellshocked, giving Pene the opportunity to finish her off along the ropes. Cruz does exactly that, making the blonde drop to canvas a second time, only this time she fails to beat the count.
After: Kirsten in disbelief after the loss, not sure who to blame, eventually calming down and congratulating Pene on her win, offering a resentful handshake.
“You have the heart of a lion I’ll give you that, but we’re not done yet, expect to see me again. Just don’t retire until then.” Dunst exclaimed.
“I’ll be happy to toss you about the ring anytime, so you better not start slacking.” Pene returns fire as both women giggle.
Cruz cheerful but too battered to show it, all smiles after the fight, she knows she’s back in it.