Post by HBO's Boxing At The Asylum on Oct 31, 2021 17:19:34 GMT -6
BEFORE:
"I've got no issues with Kris," says Ashley with a smile. "This is just a fight that people want to see. But, just because I LIKE Kris, doesn't mean I'm not going to BEAT her, because I AM."
"Ashley's OK," says Kristen with a smile of her own. "She's talented and we've always gotten along very well. But. Tonight, she's an opponent. And, I only know ONE way to handle THOSE."
ROUND ONE:
O'Dell: "Back at ringside and that's 'Ain't It Fun' by Paramore, and here comes the star of horror films including 'The Apparition', the lovely Ashley Greene!"
McCarthy: "And Greene has almost two DOZEN FCBA wins! I'd be picking her, except Weirdo was smart enough to match her up against his one REAL fighter..."
Tess: "Almost two dozen wins, but just slightly below .500 for her career..."
McCarthy: "SHUT UP, WALMART!"
O'Dell: "Drink up, boys, as Ashley climbs into the ring and is helped off with the robe to reveal a black number that's getting plenty of attention from this crowd. And, that's 'Helter Skelter' by the Beatles you hear hammering through the arena, and that can only mean that 'The Five-Tool Player', Kristen Stewart, is on her way to the ring..."
Cassie: "K-Stew spent most of this year getting DUCKED, to the point that some of the fans have had about enough of it. But, Front Street has BIG plans for 2022, and so does Kristen..."
O'Dell: "Stewart taps glove to fist with Mac on the way past the table, then climbs into the ring to be helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve. Kristen wearing that lime green number we've seen before. And, the ladies are about ready. Time for some picks. Tess likes Kristen. Mac?"
McCarthy: "A REAL fighter. Stewart!"
O'Dell: "Cassie?"
Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"
O'Dell: "There's the bell and Ashley going right to work. If there was any doubt about what Greene's strategy was going to be here, she's putting that to rest. She's coming forward aggressively, crowding the lighter woman, shoving her around, getting very, very physical in the early going..."
Tess: "She's got the size advantage. Might as well use it."
O'Dell: "That's clearly Greene's thought here. She's sitting down on punches, backing Kristen up, working some body, tying up in there, wrestling around with Stewart. Kristen definitely out of her comfort zone here. Can't get space to box, which, of course, is what she wants to do..."
McCarthy: "She'll figure it out. K-Stew's a REAL fighter..."
O'Dell: "Not going to happen in the first. We're down to fifteen seconds to go, and Ashley's been in control throughout. Stewart lands a nice left hook in there, her best punch of the fight so far, and there's the bell. No doubt about the first. The points are going to Greene and wide."
Cassie: "And, Ashley takes the 10-9 lead."
ROUND TWO:
O'Dell: "Stewart making the adjustments Mac expected here as we start the second. She's doubling and tripling that jab, moving the feet, giving some ground here and there, all in service of getting some space, and, she's managing to do it now. Greene not in her grill, and Kristen getting her offense going..."
McCarthy: "EXACTLY as I predicted!"
O'Dell: "But, Greene resolute here. She's determined to work in, and, she's getting that done in spots. And, when she can, she's back to working body, roughing Stewart up, wrestling around with her. Greene a good right hook in that exchange before K-Stew circles away..."
Cassie: "I'll admit I'm surprised Greene hasn't gotten another shot in a stable..."
O'Dell: "Agreed. She's beaten plenty of good fighters, and she's working hard to add another to the list. Stewart with that left, triple popping it in Greene's face and following on with a hard right hand and there's the bell. Not all that much in it in the second, but it's Stewart who gets the points."
Tess: "And evens things at 19."
ROUND THREE:
O'Dell: "Two-way action continuing in the third, and it's all about terms. When K-Stew can enforce the distance she wants and get her box on, she's getting much the better of things, putting punches together, breaking through Ashley's defenses. But, when Greene gets past her glove..."
Cassie: "She's getting very physical."
O'Dell: "Very. Working the ribs and midsection. Wrestling around in there to the point that I wouldn't be surprised if she scored a takedown. All legal, mind. But, definitely frustrating to Stewart, who wants that room to operate the precision offense she's become famous for."
Tess: "But, Ashley not going to cooperate."
O'Dell: "She is not. And, to Greene's credit, she's getting a lot of what she wants, and that's why she's right in this fight. We're down to ten seconds remaining in the third. SHARP exchange there, and Stewart landed a GOOD right hand. And, there's the bell. Very close again. Greene."
McCarthy: "And, Ashley pulls into the 29-28 lead."
ROUND FOUR:
O'Dell: "Greene turning up the heat now. She's trying to get back to where she was in the first round, and Ashley's having success doing it. She's crowding K-Stew, getting to work on the body, getting very, very physical in there. Stewart working hard to get space, but unable to do it..."
Tess: "Might have to punch for respect here."
O'Dell: "Could be. Might just be that Greene figures that solid right at the end of last round is the best Kris can do, and it's not enough. Either way, Ashley is spending this round in K-Stew's grill, and it's working out very, very well for Ms. Greene. She's in complete control of this thing..."
McCarthy: "Stewart's FINE. She'll figure it out."
O'Dell: "Not happening at the moment, and not looking like happening this round. Instead, as we head into the final seconds, it's Greene working body. K-Stew tying up, trying to force a break, manages to do so. And, there's the bell. No doubt about this one. Ashley and wide."
Cassie: "And, Greene now up 39-37."
ROUND FIVE:
O'Dell: "Greene again makes with the pressure and Stewart lands a HARD right hand. Ashley damning that torpedo, working forward and EATING A RIGHT HOOK AND GREENE IS HURT! Ashley steppin' in fence post holes and Kristen getting off lusty now, winging away with both hands..."
McCarthy: "TOLD you K-Stew would figure it out!"
O'Dell: "Greene backed to the cables now. She's got the guard high, putting the body on sale, but Stewart not buying at any price. Former champ looking to end this thing right now. Ref looking in, but Ashley doing a good job of playing defense, blocking, rolling with..."
Cassie: "And generating some offense, too..."
O'Dell: "Sure is. Good, veteran stuff from Greene as we roll into the final twenty seconds of the round. NICE flurry by Stewart and that shook Ashley. Ref looking in again, but the final seconds tick off the clock and there's the bell. BIG round for K-Stew, who takes it wide..."
Tess: "But, Greene still in the lead 48-47."
ROUND SIX:
O'Dell: "Stewart looking to come forward to start the sixth, but Greene firing back, holding canvas and EATING A STRAIGHT RIGHT HAND! Ashley GOBSMACKED, stumbling backward and being driven into the ropes by a series of NASTY flurries from Stewart. Greene is in TROUBLE!"
Tess: "She definitely is!"
O'Dell: "Ashley trying to tie up, Kristen shoves off, lands a solid right hand. Greene ties up again. Ref going to step in and break them, and Ashley slips off the ropes. Stewart at range now, working the jab and DROPPING GREENE WITH A STRAIGHT RIGHT HAND! FLUSH on the chin!"
Cassie (singing): "Turn out the liiiggghhhhtttssss. The party's ohhhhverrrr..."
O'Dell: "K-Stew to a neutral corner. Greene down on her back. Referee's count at three. Four. Five. No movement at all from Ashley. Six. Seven. This is academic. Eight. Nine. TEN! It's OVER! Greene both down and out and it's OVER! And your winner by KO6 is 'The Five-Tool Player' Kristen Stewart!"
McCarthy: "I TOLD you!"
AFTER:
O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Cassie Scerbo!"
Cassie: "I have our winner, Kristen Stewart, and, K-Stew, that got physical in there..."
Kristen: "Yeah. Not surprised. Ashley can hit and she wasn't trying to box with me. But, the thing is, girls keep trying that stuff. And, I understand why. But, it won't work. And, I just demonstrated why."
Cassie: "Let's talk about the big changes coming to Front Street..."
Kristen (smiling): "Not concerned at ALL. I'm going to be here. And I'm looking forward to whatever comes next."
"I've got no issues with Kris," says Ashley with a smile. "This is just a fight that people want to see. But, just because I LIKE Kris, doesn't mean I'm not going to BEAT her, because I AM."
"Ashley's OK," says Kristen with a smile of her own. "She's talented and we've always gotten along very well. But. Tonight, she's an opponent. And, I only know ONE way to handle THOSE."
ROUND ONE:
O'Dell: "Back at ringside and that's 'Ain't It Fun' by Paramore, and here comes the star of horror films including 'The Apparition', the lovely Ashley Greene!"
McCarthy: "And Greene has almost two DOZEN FCBA wins! I'd be picking her, except Weirdo was smart enough to match her up against his one REAL fighter..."
Tess: "Almost two dozen wins, but just slightly below .500 for her career..."
McCarthy: "SHUT UP, WALMART!"
O'Dell: "Drink up, boys, as Ashley climbs into the ring and is helped off with the robe to reveal a black number that's getting plenty of attention from this crowd. And, that's 'Helter Skelter' by the Beatles you hear hammering through the arena, and that can only mean that 'The Five-Tool Player', Kristen Stewart, is on her way to the ring..."
Cassie: "K-Stew spent most of this year getting DUCKED, to the point that some of the fans have had about enough of it. But, Front Street has BIG plans for 2022, and so does Kristen..."
O'Dell: "Stewart taps glove to fist with Mac on the way past the table, then climbs into the ring to be helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve. Kristen wearing that lime green number we've seen before. And, the ladies are about ready. Time for some picks. Tess likes Kristen. Mac?"
McCarthy: "A REAL fighter. Stewart!"
O'Dell: "Cassie?"
Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"
O'Dell: "There's the bell and Ashley going right to work. If there was any doubt about what Greene's strategy was going to be here, she's putting that to rest. She's coming forward aggressively, crowding the lighter woman, shoving her around, getting very, very physical in the early going..."
Tess: "She's got the size advantage. Might as well use it."
O'Dell: "That's clearly Greene's thought here. She's sitting down on punches, backing Kristen up, working some body, tying up in there, wrestling around with Stewart. Kristen definitely out of her comfort zone here. Can't get space to box, which, of course, is what she wants to do..."
McCarthy: "She'll figure it out. K-Stew's a REAL fighter..."
O'Dell: "Not going to happen in the first. We're down to fifteen seconds to go, and Ashley's been in control throughout. Stewart lands a nice left hook in there, her best punch of the fight so far, and there's the bell. No doubt about the first. The points are going to Greene and wide."
Cassie: "And, Ashley takes the 10-9 lead."
ROUND TWO:
O'Dell: "Stewart making the adjustments Mac expected here as we start the second. She's doubling and tripling that jab, moving the feet, giving some ground here and there, all in service of getting some space, and, she's managing to do it now. Greene not in her grill, and Kristen getting her offense going..."
McCarthy: "EXACTLY as I predicted!"
O'Dell: "But, Greene resolute here. She's determined to work in, and, she's getting that done in spots. And, when she can, she's back to working body, roughing Stewart up, wrestling around with her. Greene a good right hook in that exchange before K-Stew circles away..."
Cassie: "I'll admit I'm surprised Greene hasn't gotten another shot in a stable..."
O'Dell: "Agreed. She's beaten plenty of good fighters, and she's working hard to add another to the list. Stewart with that left, triple popping it in Greene's face and following on with a hard right hand and there's the bell. Not all that much in it in the second, but it's Stewart who gets the points."
Tess: "And evens things at 19."
ROUND THREE:
O'Dell: "Two-way action continuing in the third, and it's all about terms. When K-Stew can enforce the distance she wants and get her box on, she's getting much the better of things, putting punches together, breaking through Ashley's defenses. But, when Greene gets past her glove..."
Cassie: "She's getting very physical."
O'Dell: "Very. Working the ribs and midsection. Wrestling around in there to the point that I wouldn't be surprised if she scored a takedown. All legal, mind. But, definitely frustrating to Stewart, who wants that room to operate the precision offense she's become famous for."
Tess: "But, Ashley not going to cooperate."
O'Dell: "She is not. And, to Greene's credit, she's getting a lot of what she wants, and that's why she's right in this fight. We're down to ten seconds remaining in the third. SHARP exchange there, and Stewart landed a GOOD right hand. And, there's the bell. Very close again. Greene."
McCarthy: "And, Ashley pulls into the 29-28 lead."
ROUND FOUR:
O'Dell: "Greene turning up the heat now. She's trying to get back to where she was in the first round, and Ashley's having success doing it. She's crowding K-Stew, getting to work on the body, getting very, very physical in there. Stewart working hard to get space, but unable to do it..."
Tess: "Might have to punch for respect here."
O'Dell: "Could be. Might just be that Greene figures that solid right at the end of last round is the best Kris can do, and it's not enough. Either way, Ashley is spending this round in K-Stew's grill, and it's working out very, very well for Ms. Greene. She's in complete control of this thing..."
McCarthy: "Stewart's FINE. She'll figure it out."
O'Dell: "Not happening at the moment, and not looking like happening this round. Instead, as we head into the final seconds, it's Greene working body. K-Stew tying up, trying to force a break, manages to do so. And, there's the bell. No doubt about this one. Ashley and wide."
Cassie: "And, Greene now up 39-37."
ROUND FIVE:
O'Dell: "Greene again makes with the pressure and Stewart lands a HARD right hand. Ashley damning that torpedo, working forward and EATING A RIGHT HOOK AND GREENE IS HURT! Ashley steppin' in fence post holes and Kristen getting off lusty now, winging away with both hands..."
McCarthy: "TOLD you K-Stew would figure it out!"
O'Dell: "Greene backed to the cables now. She's got the guard high, putting the body on sale, but Stewart not buying at any price. Former champ looking to end this thing right now. Ref looking in, but Ashley doing a good job of playing defense, blocking, rolling with..."
Cassie: "And generating some offense, too..."
O'Dell: "Sure is. Good, veteran stuff from Greene as we roll into the final twenty seconds of the round. NICE flurry by Stewart and that shook Ashley. Ref looking in again, but the final seconds tick off the clock and there's the bell. BIG round for K-Stew, who takes it wide..."
Tess: "But, Greene still in the lead 48-47."
ROUND SIX:
O'Dell: "Stewart looking to come forward to start the sixth, but Greene firing back, holding canvas and EATING A STRAIGHT RIGHT HAND! Ashley GOBSMACKED, stumbling backward and being driven into the ropes by a series of NASTY flurries from Stewart. Greene is in TROUBLE!"
Tess: "She definitely is!"
O'Dell: "Ashley trying to tie up, Kristen shoves off, lands a solid right hand. Greene ties up again. Ref going to step in and break them, and Ashley slips off the ropes. Stewart at range now, working the jab and DROPPING GREENE WITH A STRAIGHT RIGHT HAND! FLUSH on the chin!"
Cassie (singing): "Turn out the liiiggghhhhtttssss. The party's ohhhhverrrr..."
O'Dell: "K-Stew to a neutral corner. Greene down on her back. Referee's count at three. Four. Five. No movement at all from Ashley. Six. Seven. This is academic. Eight. Nine. TEN! It's OVER! Greene both down and out and it's OVER! And your winner by KO6 is 'The Five-Tool Player' Kristen Stewart!"
McCarthy: "I TOLD you!"
AFTER:
O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Cassie Scerbo!"
Cassie: "I have our winner, Kristen Stewart, and, K-Stew, that got physical in there..."
Kristen: "Yeah. Not surprised. Ashley can hit and she wasn't trying to box with me. But, the thing is, girls keep trying that stuff. And, I understand why. But, it won't work. And, I just demonstrated why."
Cassie: "Let's talk about the big changes coming to Front Street..."
Kristen (smiling): "Not concerned at ALL. I'm going to be here. And I'm looking forward to whatever comes next."