C-BAD Main Event 10/9/21 (MOTBS#2) Swift vs Winstead
Oct 23, 2021 18:01:29 GMT -6
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TAYLOR SWIFT VS MARY ELIZABETH WINSTEAD
Celebrity Boxing After Dark (Main Event)
Swift vs Winstead Mistress of the Body Saddle #2
Delayed Report from 10/9/21
Taylor: 31 YO, 5’11 (1,80 m), 63-29-0, 63 KO since 2007, Fates Boxing
Mary : 36 YO, 58 (1.73 m), 65-51-0, 59 KO since 2007, Foxfire Boxing
Before: First bout in this best of 3 series went to Foxfire’s Mary Elizabeth Winstead. To say MEW enjoyed the experience of not only defeating Taylor, but then merrily riding her around in the ring with a Body Saddle strapped on back, would be putting mildly. Not only that Mary has since gone on to claim the FCBA Lightweight Title. That belt won’t be on the line here, but Mary is clearly enjoying her present career high.
“I never claimed to be the most dominate lightweight in the FCBA, but I must be doing something right to take the Lightweight belt and turn a welter like Taylor in my private horsey. Don’t you worry, Swifty, I have my Body Saddle all polish up ready to strap on your back again. I am hoping you’ll do better this time. You pooped out a little soon last time.”
Taylor is standing on the podium looking daggers at Mary: “That’s right, brag it up now, but you won’t be sounding like that when I strap MY Body Saddle on your back. Then we’ll see just how good a mount you really are.”
“Yes, but to do that you have to beat me boxing and you sure didn’t last time,” Mary says.
“That’s about to change this time around,” Taylor retorted. “You are in for a big deflating of that ego of yours, Winnie.”
“Me, with an ego? I am offended, Swifty, if I had a big ego I’d be complaining you still haven’t written a song about me,” Mary said.
“You aren’t that interesting a subject,” Taylor said, “but I sure do look forward to riding you around that ring. You got lucky last time, I am the True Mistress of the Body Saddle and I’ll start proving it this fight.”
Mary shook her head in mock pity: “Oh, Swifty, you are in for such a discouraging night.”
“I’ll take the chance—and stop calling me ‘Swifty’,” Taylor snapped. “It’s not like you’re a friend of mine.”
“Well, I know your friends call you Tay-Tay and I as you said, Im not one of them.On the other hand ‘Taylor’ or “Ms Swift’ sounds too formal. So I call you ‘Swifty’ and you know it’s me.”
“Arent I lucky,” Taylor growled.
The press event was, of course, just a prelude to the actual fight. This time Mary Winstead came to the ring in the company of Foxfire’s Lightweight Trainer Rachel Nichols and Foxfire assistant Bailee Madison who carries Mary’s saddle. Mary removed her robe as she entered the ring. She was wearing one of favorite outfits. A red retro one piece swimsuit with white polka dots. She wore red boots and gloves with white laces, Her bobbed hair was wetted down. Then Taylor Swift entered the ring. She is carrying her own Body saddle on her shoulder though she hands it off to an assistant. Taylor then removes her robe. She is wearing a dark blue retro one piece with light blue polka dots. She wears light blue boots and gloves with dark blue laces. Her hair was pulled back in a simple ponytail.
“I carry my own Body Saddle, you too good to carry your own?” Taylor asks snidely.
“Bailee volunteered to do and I like the girl,” Mary explained.
“It was my idea, Ms Swift!” Bailee says.
“If you say so,” Taylor says with a shrug. “It won’t matter. Mary won’t be needing it.”
“I think I will,” Mary said.
“Ladies,” the referee interrupted, “don’t you think we get to actual fight?”
“Fine with me. Bailee get back to your seat,” Mary said.
“Yes Ms. Winstead,” Bailee said politely and exited. Taylor’s assistant departed as well leaving the two alone with the referee.
The ring instructions were then covered promptly. Somewhat to the crowd’s disappointment, Mary and Taylor politely tapped gloves and went to their corners. Then bell sounded….
R1: Winstead out aggressively firing alternating bursts of leather into Swift’s head and body. Taylor trying to counter, but Mary knocking her off balance and counters she is able to launch are weak. Mary settles on working Taylor to the ribs and stomach. Bursts of hook bend Taylor forward and she tries to fall back. Mary now banging shots off the sides of Taylor’s head as she tries to keep her distance. Taylor looking sweaty and harried as the round comes to an end. Big smile on MEW’s face as she gives Taylor a playful pat on the rump. Taylor whirls around eyes flashing and referee has to get between them. Mary gets finger waving lecture from official. Mary hangs her head, but as she turns away there is a smirk on her face. Taylor goes her corner clearly seething.
R2: Taylor comes boiling out of her corner, but runs into a sharp defense from Mary. Taylor’s blockbuster punches get blocked or landing only glancing. Then Mary counters with jabs that light up Taylor’s mouth, jaw and chin. Taylor falls back to regroup and Mary confidently swoops in aiming for Taylor’s jaw. However Taylor turns and blocks the shot with her shoulder, then swings back with a big, driving hook to MEW’s belly. Mary put back on her heels for a moment and Taylor surges in. Fierce exchange of body punching follows with abs, ribs and breasts getting worked over on an even basis. However Mary able to rattle Taylor sneaky uppercuts t the chin behind Taylor’s mitts. Taylor recovers and tries to halt Mary with hooks to the rib cage. Mary slowly pushing Taylor back as the round ends. MEW wins round, but it was a close.
R3: Mary and Taylor now circle each other in the center of the ring. Probing punches from a distance early. Then Mary steps forward and goes for Taylor’s jaw with lightning strike left/right. Taylor responds with a solid right uppercut into Mary’s chin. Mary’s head snaps back and she totters backwards. Taylor now attacks to the body with belly busting hooks. Mary knocked back, but then stands her ground with hooks of her own into Taylor’s lanky torso. Leather flying fast at this point with elbows moving in and out like pistons on a steam engine. Taylor slowly pushing Mary back step by hard-fought step to the bell. Taylor Swift scores a narrow victory on points to win her first round of the night.
R4: Mary and Taylor go right back at it this round. They get in close and personal, toe to toe and eye to eye, sweaty foreheads almost touching at times. They are again pounding away at each other to the body. Flurries of punches smack breasts, ribs and deep into bellies. Mary seems to be able to set her feet and get extra power for her punches. Taylor’s legs starting to shake as impacts mount late and she is falling back slowly, but clearly. Round ends and Mary Winstead wins a hard fought round by a narrow margin.
R5: Taylor lets Mary come at her. Looks like Mary expects to resuming the battle of attrition body battle. However before Mary can even launch her first hook, Taylor coolly steps to one side and brings a battering ram right into Mary’s jaw. Mary’s head swivels and she lurches off to the side. Taylor smoothly moving with the blasted brunette and pouring more fire into Marys head. Mary racked up to the jaw, chin and the side of the head, her legs are turning to rubber as she tries to get away from the storm of leather crashing into her. Mary able to protect her head, but Taylor goes to MEW’s body with a frenzied series of hooks. Mary driven into the ropes where she huddles as Taylor treats her torso like a heavy bag in the gym. Mary shuddering, gurgling and groaning from these blows. Her legs are quaking, but don’t fail and she is still upright as the round ends. Taylor has scored a shutout round and she leers at the hollow-eyed gray-faced Mary. Mary wobbles to her corner and it is sight that Taylor Swift plainly savors.
R6: Worried Rachel Nichols tries to get Mary to spare herself further damage and give it up. MEW flares up at this sort of talk: “I go out on my shield not on my stool!” She cries. Foxfire corner crew does their best, but Mary not looking good as she comes out for the new round. Taylor can see all this, but she controls herself. Taylor firing out well-aimed punches to ravage Mary’s aching ribs as Mary tries to keep her guard high. Steady rib roasting blows finally force Mary to try to push Taylor back with jabs, but Taylor sees her chance. Taylor ducks down and then shoots upwards, getting her right hand behind Mary’s gloves and BOOM! Into MEW’s chin. Mary CRASHES TO HER BACK! Taylor trots to the neutral corner as the referee moves in Mary struggles to rise as the referee counts. It is slow, agonizing struggle and she is still trying as the referee is calling:
“EIGHT!...NINE!...TEN!,,,YER OUT!”
THE WINNER: TAYLOR SWIFT DEFEATS MARY EIZABETH WINSTEAD KO6!
AFTER: Body Saddle fans wait impatiently as Mary is helped to her stool and given a checking over by medical personal. Mary finally cleared and a happy Taylor Swift is across the ring promptly. Attendant following with the Body Saddle and helps Taylor strap it on a sullen Mary.
“Not so chatty now, are you, Winnie?” Taylor jibes. “I whupped you good and now you get be my very own mount.”
“Enjoy yourself, Swiftie, this won’t happen next time,” growls an unhappy Mary.
“I’m thinking it will,” Taylor said and then swings aboard the stooped over MEW. She gives Mary a solid slap on the rump. “Giddy-up you old fleabag!”
Mary shoots forward so fast that Taylor nearly falls out of the saddle, but she grabs Mary’s hair to hang on. Mary forced to slow down and Taylor’s long legs are tight around Mary’s body keeping the brunette under control. Taylor and Mary makes a slow first circuit of the ring so the fans can get their photos, but then Taylor digs her heels in and Mary is forced to trot faster and faster, Mary makes one, two—three circuits before she starts showing signs of tiredness.Mary is breathing hard, sweating heavily and her legs are trembling at the end of the fourth circuit. Taylor tries to force one more circuit, but Mary’s legs buckle and she falls over sideways. Taylor leaps clear and stands with a foot on her fallen mount.
“Guess you are pretty good at this,” Taylor says smirkingly, “but I broke you down and I cannot wait to do again.”
“And I can’t wait to do this to you again,” Mary gasps wearily. “Get this thing off me. It’s killing my ribs.”
Taylor laughs at that with her assistant removes the saddle and departs the ring in triumph. Mary forced to lean on Rachel Nichols and Bailee Madison to get out of the ring on quivering legs.
The Best of 3 “MIstress the Body Saddle” now tied at one win apiece for Defending Champion Taylor Swift and Challenger Mary Elizabeth Winstead. Fans eagerly looking forward to the third and deciding bout as Taylor Swift came back strongly after dropping the opening bout to Mary Elizabeth Winstead.
Celebrity Boxing After Dark (Main Event)
Swift vs Winstead Mistress of the Body Saddle #2
Delayed Report from 10/9/21
Taylor: 31 YO, 5’11 (1,80 m), 63-29-0, 63 KO since 2007, Fates Boxing
Mary : 36 YO, 58 (1.73 m), 65-51-0, 59 KO since 2007, Foxfire Boxing
Before: First bout in this best of 3 series went to Foxfire’s Mary Elizabeth Winstead. To say MEW enjoyed the experience of not only defeating Taylor, but then merrily riding her around in the ring with a Body Saddle strapped on back, would be putting mildly. Not only that Mary has since gone on to claim the FCBA Lightweight Title. That belt won’t be on the line here, but Mary is clearly enjoying her present career high.
“I never claimed to be the most dominate lightweight in the FCBA, but I must be doing something right to take the Lightweight belt and turn a welter like Taylor in my private horsey. Don’t you worry, Swifty, I have my Body Saddle all polish up ready to strap on your back again. I am hoping you’ll do better this time. You pooped out a little soon last time.”
Taylor is standing on the podium looking daggers at Mary: “That’s right, brag it up now, but you won’t be sounding like that when I strap MY Body Saddle on your back. Then we’ll see just how good a mount you really are.”
“Yes, but to do that you have to beat me boxing and you sure didn’t last time,” Mary says.
“That’s about to change this time around,” Taylor retorted. “You are in for a big deflating of that ego of yours, Winnie.”
“Me, with an ego? I am offended, Swifty, if I had a big ego I’d be complaining you still haven’t written a song about me,” Mary said.
“You aren’t that interesting a subject,” Taylor said, “but I sure do look forward to riding you around that ring. You got lucky last time, I am the True Mistress of the Body Saddle and I’ll start proving it this fight.”
Mary shook her head in mock pity: “Oh, Swifty, you are in for such a discouraging night.”
“I’ll take the chance—and stop calling me ‘Swifty’,” Taylor snapped. “It’s not like you’re a friend of mine.”
“Well, I know your friends call you Tay-Tay and I as you said, Im not one of them.On the other hand ‘Taylor’ or “Ms Swift’ sounds too formal. So I call you ‘Swifty’ and you know it’s me.”
“Arent I lucky,” Taylor growled.
The press event was, of course, just a prelude to the actual fight. This time Mary Winstead came to the ring in the company of Foxfire’s Lightweight Trainer Rachel Nichols and Foxfire assistant Bailee Madison who carries Mary’s saddle. Mary removed her robe as she entered the ring. She was wearing one of favorite outfits. A red retro one piece swimsuit with white polka dots. She wore red boots and gloves with white laces, Her bobbed hair was wetted down. Then Taylor Swift entered the ring. She is carrying her own Body saddle on her shoulder though she hands it off to an assistant. Taylor then removes her robe. She is wearing a dark blue retro one piece with light blue polka dots. She wears light blue boots and gloves with dark blue laces. Her hair was pulled back in a simple ponytail.
“I carry my own Body Saddle, you too good to carry your own?” Taylor asks snidely.
“Bailee volunteered to do and I like the girl,” Mary explained.
“It was my idea, Ms Swift!” Bailee says.
“If you say so,” Taylor says with a shrug. “It won’t matter. Mary won’t be needing it.”
“I think I will,” Mary said.
“Ladies,” the referee interrupted, “don’t you think we get to actual fight?”
“Fine with me. Bailee get back to your seat,” Mary said.
“Yes Ms. Winstead,” Bailee said politely and exited. Taylor’s assistant departed as well leaving the two alone with the referee.
The ring instructions were then covered promptly. Somewhat to the crowd’s disappointment, Mary and Taylor politely tapped gloves and went to their corners. Then bell sounded….
R1: Winstead out aggressively firing alternating bursts of leather into Swift’s head and body. Taylor trying to counter, but Mary knocking her off balance and counters she is able to launch are weak. Mary settles on working Taylor to the ribs and stomach. Bursts of hook bend Taylor forward and she tries to fall back. Mary now banging shots off the sides of Taylor’s head as she tries to keep her distance. Taylor looking sweaty and harried as the round comes to an end. Big smile on MEW’s face as she gives Taylor a playful pat on the rump. Taylor whirls around eyes flashing and referee has to get between them. Mary gets finger waving lecture from official. Mary hangs her head, but as she turns away there is a smirk on her face. Taylor goes her corner clearly seething.
R2: Taylor comes boiling out of her corner, but runs into a sharp defense from Mary. Taylor’s blockbuster punches get blocked or landing only glancing. Then Mary counters with jabs that light up Taylor’s mouth, jaw and chin. Taylor falls back to regroup and Mary confidently swoops in aiming for Taylor’s jaw. However Taylor turns and blocks the shot with her shoulder, then swings back with a big, driving hook to MEW’s belly. Mary put back on her heels for a moment and Taylor surges in. Fierce exchange of body punching follows with abs, ribs and breasts getting worked over on an even basis. However Mary able to rattle Taylor sneaky uppercuts t the chin behind Taylor’s mitts. Taylor recovers and tries to halt Mary with hooks to the rib cage. Mary slowly pushing Taylor back as the round ends. MEW wins round, but it was a close.
R3: Mary and Taylor now circle each other in the center of the ring. Probing punches from a distance early. Then Mary steps forward and goes for Taylor’s jaw with lightning strike left/right. Taylor responds with a solid right uppercut into Mary’s chin. Mary’s head snaps back and she totters backwards. Taylor now attacks to the body with belly busting hooks. Mary knocked back, but then stands her ground with hooks of her own into Taylor’s lanky torso. Leather flying fast at this point with elbows moving in and out like pistons on a steam engine. Taylor slowly pushing Mary back step by hard-fought step to the bell. Taylor Swift scores a narrow victory on points to win her first round of the night.
R4: Mary and Taylor go right back at it this round. They get in close and personal, toe to toe and eye to eye, sweaty foreheads almost touching at times. They are again pounding away at each other to the body. Flurries of punches smack breasts, ribs and deep into bellies. Mary seems to be able to set her feet and get extra power for her punches. Taylor’s legs starting to shake as impacts mount late and she is falling back slowly, but clearly. Round ends and Mary Winstead wins a hard fought round by a narrow margin.
R5: Taylor lets Mary come at her. Looks like Mary expects to resuming the battle of attrition body battle. However before Mary can even launch her first hook, Taylor coolly steps to one side and brings a battering ram right into Mary’s jaw. Mary’s head swivels and she lurches off to the side. Taylor smoothly moving with the blasted brunette and pouring more fire into Marys head. Mary racked up to the jaw, chin and the side of the head, her legs are turning to rubber as she tries to get away from the storm of leather crashing into her. Mary able to protect her head, but Taylor goes to MEW’s body with a frenzied series of hooks. Mary driven into the ropes where she huddles as Taylor treats her torso like a heavy bag in the gym. Mary shuddering, gurgling and groaning from these blows. Her legs are quaking, but don’t fail and she is still upright as the round ends. Taylor has scored a shutout round and she leers at the hollow-eyed gray-faced Mary. Mary wobbles to her corner and it is sight that Taylor Swift plainly savors.
R6: Worried Rachel Nichols tries to get Mary to spare herself further damage and give it up. MEW flares up at this sort of talk: “I go out on my shield not on my stool!” She cries. Foxfire corner crew does their best, but Mary not looking good as she comes out for the new round. Taylor can see all this, but she controls herself. Taylor firing out well-aimed punches to ravage Mary’s aching ribs as Mary tries to keep her guard high. Steady rib roasting blows finally force Mary to try to push Taylor back with jabs, but Taylor sees her chance. Taylor ducks down and then shoots upwards, getting her right hand behind Mary’s gloves and BOOM! Into MEW’s chin. Mary CRASHES TO HER BACK! Taylor trots to the neutral corner as the referee moves in Mary struggles to rise as the referee counts. It is slow, agonizing struggle and she is still trying as the referee is calling:
“EIGHT!...NINE!...TEN!,,,YER OUT!”
THE WINNER: TAYLOR SWIFT DEFEATS MARY EIZABETH WINSTEAD KO6!
AFTER: Body Saddle fans wait impatiently as Mary is helped to her stool and given a checking over by medical personal. Mary finally cleared and a happy Taylor Swift is across the ring promptly. Attendant following with the Body Saddle and helps Taylor strap it on a sullen Mary.
“Not so chatty now, are you, Winnie?” Taylor jibes. “I whupped you good and now you get be my very own mount.”
“Enjoy yourself, Swiftie, this won’t happen next time,” growls an unhappy Mary.
“I’m thinking it will,” Taylor said and then swings aboard the stooped over MEW. She gives Mary a solid slap on the rump. “Giddy-up you old fleabag!”
Mary shoots forward so fast that Taylor nearly falls out of the saddle, but she grabs Mary’s hair to hang on. Mary forced to slow down and Taylor’s long legs are tight around Mary’s body keeping the brunette under control. Taylor and Mary makes a slow first circuit of the ring so the fans can get their photos, but then Taylor digs her heels in and Mary is forced to trot faster and faster, Mary makes one, two—three circuits before she starts showing signs of tiredness.Mary is breathing hard, sweating heavily and her legs are trembling at the end of the fourth circuit. Taylor tries to force one more circuit, but Mary’s legs buckle and she falls over sideways. Taylor leaps clear and stands with a foot on her fallen mount.
“Guess you are pretty good at this,” Taylor says smirkingly, “but I broke you down and I cannot wait to do again.”
“And I can’t wait to do this to you again,” Mary gasps wearily. “Get this thing off me. It’s killing my ribs.”
Taylor laughs at that with her assistant removes the saddle and departs the ring in triumph. Mary forced to lean on Rachel Nichols and Bailee Madison to get out of the ring on quivering legs.
The Best of 3 “MIstress the Body Saddle” now tied at one win apiece for Defending Champion Taylor Swift and Challenger Mary Elizabeth Winstead. Fans eagerly looking forward to the third and deciding bout as Taylor Swift came back strongly after dropping the opening bout to Mary Elizabeth Winstead.
