Post by Tractorpull on Oct 23, 2021 7:39:46 GMT -6
TESS VALMORE
I was at the Manor when a contact called saying if I wanted to see McCarthy train I should go to 160 State St in Boston. I called my boss and he authorized the trip
I arrived at 160 State Street to find out the location is the Black Rose, apparently a very popular Irish bar. I was dressed in a loose floor length dress with no hint of figure, a red wig, horn rim glasses and no make up.The place was packed and the Dropkick Murphys blared out of the speakers. I asked the receptionist if there was a table in the. back and she said there was and a server showed me to the table There was a blonde in a bikini doing a sixties go-go dance on the bar. I asked the server if that wasn’t Jenny McCarthy and she said it was. She said Jenny he had a fight coming up with Charlize Theron. She said Jenny usually trains here. I asked how long has she been training for Charlize. She said about a week. She starts off a couple days with one hour of dancing and slugging downing shots of Jamisons and draft Guinness. Then she steps it up to two hours of dancing and slugging shots of Jamisons and Guinness, She fought Upton here on St Paddy’s Day and only did the two hour routine.. She said Charlize must be special because she in now doing three hours of dancing and drinking. I asked how long is she going to be training. She said unto the night before the fight and three days before she going to do four hours, which she has never done before and she is switching from Jamison’s to Bushmills. If she does four, Theron would be advised to not show up. If She does she will get the beating of her life. She understands that an ambulance will be ready to rush Theron to the emergency room. By this time Jenny had finished her dancing on the bar, had a glass of Jamisons and is now dancing down between tables running her hands through guys hair and bending over, giving them a brief glance of her assets. Now She gets to me and stops, just grinding her hips in my face and says “Do I know you?’ I just shrugged my shoulders. She said “You remind me of a big blonde reporter who is supposed to be my friend but usually is a really big bytch” I said “I hate to be her” She said “I like you” then she turns around, shakes her butt in my face and continues on through the bar. The crowd is cheering wildly even drowning out the Dropkick Murphy’s. I stayed for another hour, had a Gaelic Sirloin, a Guinness on draft and finished by drinking a Black Rose Iced Irish coffee. When I left she was swaying and gyrating on the bar while drinking from a bottle of Jamison’s .
That is how Jenny is training, a little unconventional. Will it work? I guess we will find out
I was at the Manor when a contact called saying if I wanted to see McCarthy train I should go to 160 State St in Boston. I called my boss and he authorized the trip
I arrived at 160 State Street to find out the location is the Black Rose, apparently a very popular Irish bar. I was dressed in a loose floor length dress with no hint of figure, a red wig, horn rim glasses and no make up.The place was packed and the Dropkick Murphys blared out of the speakers. I asked the receptionist if there was a table in the. back and she said there was and a server showed me to the table There was a blonde in a bikini doing a sixties go-go dance on the bar. I asked the server if that wasn’t Jenny McCarthy and she said it was. She said Jenny he had a fight coming up with Charlize Theron. She said Jenny usually trains here. I asked how long has she been training for Charlize. She said about a week. She starts off a couple days with one hour of dancing and slugging downing shots of Jamisons and draft Guinness. Then she steps it up to two hours of dancing and slugging shots of Jamisons and Guinness, She fought Upton here on St Paddy’s Day and only did the two hour routine.. She said Charlize must be special because she in now doing three hours of dancing and drinking. I asked how long is she going to be training. She said unto the night before the fight and three days before she going to do four hours, which she has never done before and she is switching from Jamison’s to Bushmills. If she does four, Theron would be advised to not show up. If She does she will get the beating of her life. She understands that an ambulance will be ready to rush Theron to the emergency room. By this time Jenny had finished her dancing on the bar, had a glass of Jamisons and is now dancing down between tables running her hands through guys hair and bending over, giving them a brief glance of her assets. Now She gets to me and stops, just grinding her hips in my face and says “Do I know you?’ I just shrugged my shoulders. She said “You remind me of a big blonde reporter who is supposed to be my friend but usually is a really big bytch” I said “I hate to be her” She said “I like you” then she turns around, shakes her butt in my face and continues on through the bar. The crowd is cheering wildly even drowning out the Dropkick Murphy’s. I stayed for another hour, had a Gaelic Sirloin, a Guinness on draft and finished by drinking a Black Rose Iced Irish coffee. When I left she was swaying and gyrating on the bar while drinking from a bottle of Jamison’s .
That is how Jenny is training, a little unconventional. Will it work? I guess we will find out
