Miley Cyrus vs Minka Kelly
Oct 8, 2021 2:57:04 GMT -6
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Miley Cyrus:
VS
Minka Kelly:
Tale of the Tape:
Miley Cyrus:
Age: 28
Height: 5'4 ½
W/L: 35-30 (32KOs)
Former FCBA flyweight champion.
Vs
Minka Kelly:
Age: 41
Height: 5'5
W/L: 66-27-1 (62KOs)
Former FCBA bantamweight champion.
(Holloway Boxing vs Lioness Club of America)
(Written by Girls Friday/Results by Lookout!)
Intro:
It's time for the ninety third FCBA fight for Minka Kelly, the legendary bantamweight is heading towards the Tractorpull Hall of Fame, Miley Cyrus has the honour of being one of her opponents on that path, can she spoil Minka's journey going to the Hall of Fame tonight?
Prior to the fight both women were asked for a few words on the FCBA Network, Lucy Liu spoke to them individually over video call, with Miley up first sitting in her stables office smiling as she is wearing a black tank top that shows off her abs and blue denim jeans.
When asked what this fight means to her, Miley replies "I am supposed to say something profound aren't I? Really I am used to swatting down these annoying Lioness Club girls, I've probably been picked by Minka to settle an old score since I have beaten the ass of Cheryl (Cole), Jessica (Lowndes) and even her new bestie Nina f**king Dobrev, all beating Minka means is that her stable has another loser at my feet" certainly not mincing her words as she grins.
She continues "making my way back to a belt is all I am interested in, I'm not hard to find ladies, you wanna bare knuckle box, fight topless, hell fight in an alleyway just give me a call and I'll be there, as long as people remember that I am one of the best around then we will be OK" standing up as she gives Lucy a middle fingered salute to show she has no respect for anyone, then struts away as Lucy stares daggers with her fists clenched.
Minka meanwhile calls in from her home, she is wearing a black blouse and matching jeans, her bantamweight title from a few years ago sitting on her coffee table in front of the camera as she smiles warmly, waving to Lucy as they greet each other more friendly then Miley did to the host.
Asked why she wanted to fight Miley, Minka replies "well to put it simply I want to shut her up and teach her respect, we've had a few run-ins over the years over her disrespecting my stablemates, I figured what better time to do so now she has a new stable and I am going to reach the Hall of Fame soon, she can thank me for making her a footnote in something truly historic, unlike her music career" Minka surprisingly showing a little cattiness.
She then is asked how it feels to be close to entering the hallowed Hall for her boxing career, Minka taps the title in front of her before replying "Lucy I honestly was doubting I would ever hold this, years I slugged it out with the best in the FCBA and just fell at the final huddle, then of course finally I found that extra drive to become a world champion, that set me on this path and now I won't stop till I have Tess Valmore announcing me as the latest Hall of Famer, to be immortalized as one of the greatest of all time, it means the world to me" Minka fighting back a tear, Lucy saying she deserves the recognition for her outstanding career.
"I promise I'll hug you when the ceremony ends and you buy me a drink" Minka jokes, Lucy laughing as she jokes back "I certainly won't fight you on that" both laughing hard, Lucy wishing Minka good luck as both nod at each other, plenty of respect between them.
Fight night, here comes Miley down the aisle with a white string bikini top, white trunks with gold stripes down the side and her surname in gold letters on the waistband, white shoes with gold laces, gold gloves with white thumbs, hair is braided as she climbs into the ring, her coach smiles as they watch her stick her tongue out to the crowd and shake her jugs for them.
Here comes Minka with coach Claudia Schiffer beside her, the two old friends walk down the aisle looking cool and relaxed, Minka is wearing a gold bikini top with gold trim, matching trunks and shoes, green gloves, while her hair is in a ponytail, she smiles as she steps into the ring to a round of applause, the crowd showing there respect to the legend as Miley scowls at her.
Coming to the center of the ring, both fighters get right into each others grills, referee needing to shove them apart when their foreheads touch, neither likes to show any weakness to rivals, especially to someone personality wise so opposite themselves like tonight, when told to touch gloves Minka shows her class to put hers out, Miley simply ignores the gesture as she turns her back to return to her corner, that does give Minka a smile as she returns to her own corner, once everything is ready the bell rings to start 10 rounds of bantamweight action.
Round 1:
As you'd expect with a classic orthodox versus southpaw stance battle, there's plenty of lead foot toe stepping as they try to work out the range, mostly Miley stepping onto Minka's as she tries to overwhelm the future Hall of Famer early on with two punch combos, getting a warning from the referee to watch her feet.
After they start to get a rhythm going, Minka gets in several good counter shots, drilling her punches into gaps left by Miley, as the blonde steps in with cross punches that haven't the right timing, Minka showing off her boxing skills to snap back the head of the singer to the delight of her coaches.
Miley keeps pressing forwards, slipping a jab as she pounds in a right cross on the chin of Minka, the right hand is a southpaw killer, Miley smartly using it as she bullies her opponent back onto the ropes, once there Cyrus shows she will be fighting a little dirty tonight as she presses her forehead into the chin of Kelly, working her sides with short hooks till she can be pushed off.
The action moves around the ring with Miley outworking the older fighter, keeping her under pressure with her right swinging around to catch Minka to the face, with several clean shots coming back her way when she gets a little reckless trying to be the bully in this fight.
When the round ends it's a solid start for Cyrus, who jogs back to her corner with a cocky grin, Minka not looking worried yet, getting told off Claudia to try to keep her left up a little more to ward off those right hooks and cross punches, listening intently to her famous coaches advice.
Round 2:
It's a more hectic start to things as Miley again looks to rush her opponent out the gates, Minka landing good counter shots to keep Miley at bay in the opening moments, Miley has also used a somewhat loose guard, which is allowing Minka to score easily at times.
A feint by Cyrus throws Kelly off a little, with a left hook then crashing into the side of her body, followed by an uppercut to knock Minka onto her heels, Miley quick to shove Minka into a corner, where she goes back to swinging in hooks till Minka can clinch up with her.
Once they are broken apart, Miley is quick to land a one-two combo to knock back Minka's head, Minka catches Miley with a short left cross then a straight of her own to stop Miley rushing her so easily to the ropes, again it is Minka being herded around, Miley looking on top of her game so far as she switches up her targets more to make it harder for the actress to read her attacks.
At the sound of the bell it's another strong round for Cyrus, who sits on her stool with her right left folded over her left looking like this is a sparring session in her mind, Minka shaking her head at the cockiness of the younger woman, chatting to Claudia about how badly she wants to wipe the cocky look off her opponent's face tonight.
Round 3:
Dancing on her toes lashing in one-two combos, Miley looks ultra relaxed as she moves around Minka, when she tries to step in with a straight though Minka is quick to slip in and land a short left to the body, followed by a right cross up top to turn Miley's head to the side.
Giving Miley a push, Minka taunts her to bring it as Miley looks upset, that temper costing Cyrus as she starts to miss more, Minka landing more crisp counters, with an uppercut knocking back the blondes head, allowing Kelly to now power back Cyrus to the ropes to the delight of her corner, working the body of the singer to get a tune out of her as Miley groans out with each clean hit.
Giving a nudge back to Minka, off the ropes gets Miley as for the first time in the fight she looks to be thinking things through, Minka not wanting to give her much time to do so, moving in closer as both women let their hands go, cheeks getting marked up by hard shots across their faces.
Late in the round Miley lands a double jab into the chest of Minka, following up with a right cross as back goes the brunette, covering up tightly as Miley opens up on her with a flurry of punches, most are blocked with a few scoring on their target, at the bell Miley tells Minka "don't think you can beat me" Minka grinning in reply, knowing she got to Miley there with the taunt.
Round 4:
Back out they come trading more punches, getting comfortable with the others style as Miley keeps swinging in that right hook, both dodging more on their toes as they get a read on their opponent, fans chanting both fighters names as they are loving this.
Crouching down Minka lands a one-two to the body of Miley, getting clipped with a short left cross to the top of her head, when Miley tries to push the pace up a notch, she misses with a straight and takes an overhand left to the ear from the great counter puncher.
Who has Miley in a neutral corner soon enough with a well drilled piston body attack, Miley needing to grab onto Minka when uppercuts start to catch her chin, both seen trading insults as they clinch, with Miley landing some rabbit punches before the referee can break them up, earning her another warning.
Miley again comes on stronger as they head into the final minute, her volume punching when she can get into gear is giving Minka some problems, forcing the future Hall of Famer to cover up more tightly, when the bell rings it ends another strong round for Minka, who looks more relaxed now, Miley staring daggers at her in reply as the tension seems to be ramping up.
Round 5:
Miley gets off the blocks quicker, starting to add little shoves when she gets in close to unsettle the balance of Minka, landing some hard right hooks around the guard of her opponent to knock her head around, Claudia yelling at the referee about the shoves, Miley smartly doing it on the blindside of the ref.
Onto the ropes goes Minka, with Miley digging to the body to try to open up the guard up top, Minka pulls Miley into a tight clinch, with Miley mouthing off "getting weak old woman, you can't last with me" referee struggling to break them apart as Miley looks to have her swagger back.
But as they pass the halfway stage of the round, Minka starts to catch Miley more when she darts in, a jab catches Miley on the chin, when Miley swings a right hook Minka leans out the way before landing a counter left onto the chin again of Cyrus.
Sweat flies off Miley's head as she is being pounded back towards the ropes, crowd going wild as they watch Miley now be the one under pressure, needing to clinch up with Minka, who doesn't say a word but does press her body into Miley's to stop the singer having as easy a time breathing.
Final moments of the round sees both go toe to toe as Miley tries to regain control, jaws are being tested as some big punches land from both beautiful women, at the bell they just about hold off flying anymore, it's a close to call round, Miley thumping her chest with her right as if to tell Minka "you're not as tough as me" both women head back to their corners after, getting washed down as they are marked up and glistening in sweat.
Round 6:
Coming out their corners with eyes firmly locked, Miley tries to be the aggressor again, missing with a straight as Minka dips under it before coming up with an uppercut that rocks back the blonde, an overhand right follows as Miley stumbles backwards.
Miley's punches don't seem to have the sting behind them right now, that uppercut has definitely took something out of her as Minka starts to pound in the punches herself, another uppercut soon has Miley on the ropes, MILEY SWINGS IN A WILD RIGHT THAT MINKA EASILY DODGES, THE COUNTER RIGHT ONTO MILEY'S CHIN, FOLLOWED BY A LEFT HOOK CERTAINLY DON'T MISS AS DOWN GOES MILEY TO HER LEFT SIDE!
Minka nods to Claudia before walking to the neutral corner, 1...2...3.. Miley rolls to her back looking lost where she is as her right arm hangs out the ring and people outside stand ready in case she moves any closer out the ring, 4...5....6...7.. Miley groaning as her eyes shut, 8...9...10 it is over! Miley is counted out!
Winner Minka Kelly KO Round 6
After:
It was a slow start from Minka but she won't care one bit as she did what she wanted, shutting up Miley in the ring as she jogs back to her corner to celebrate with Claudia, both embracing as Claudia says "just seven fights to go and you are immortal in this sport" making Minka's smile grow wider.
The beaten fighter meanwhile has to be helped back further into the ring, her coach making sure she is OK as she still looks glassy eyed when she is helped to sit up, those clean shots certainly rattled her, with Miley asking "why is that bytch happy?" To show you where her head is right now.
Getting help from the ringside doctor, Miley is helped out the ring so they can check her over fully in the medical area, Miley getting a round of applause for a hell of an effort, she waves to the fans with her right hand, it was a great effort from Cyrus but she just was too open for her own good.
The winner meanwhile now has her gloves taken off, jogging to the center of the ring where she bows and blows kisses to the crowd as they chant her name, the referee raising the right hand of Minka as her impressive career moves closer to legendary status, Minka wiping a few tears of joy away.
The Lioness crew soon leave the ring, with Minka going into the PPV on a high, can anyone derail the journey to the Hall of Fame? On this showing Minka is ready for all challengers to come her way so she can bat them aside to go into the hallowed hall.
VS
Minka Kelly:
Tale of the Tape:
Miley Cyrus:
Age: 28
Height: 5'4 ½
W/L: 35-30 (32KOs)
Former FCBA flyweight champion.
Vs
Minka Kelly:
Age: 41
Height: 5'5
W/L: 66-27-1 (62KOs)
Former FCBA bantamweight champion.
(Holloway Boxing vs Lioness Club of America)
(Written by Girls Friday/Results by Lookout!)
Intro:
It's time for the ninety third FCBA fight for Minka Kelly, the legendary bantamweight is heading towards the Tractorpull Hall of Fame, Miley Cyrus has the honour of being one of her opponents on that path, can she spoil Minka's journey going to the Hall of Fame tonight?
Prior to the fight both women were asked for a few words on the FCBA Network, Lucy Liu spoke to them individually over video call, with Miley up first sitting in her stables office smiling as she is wearing a black tank top that shows off her abs and blue denim jeans.
When asked what this fight means to her, Miley replies "I am supposed to say something profound aren't I? Really I am used to swatting down these annoying Lioness Club girls, I've probably been picked by Minka to settle an old score since I have beaten the ass of Cheryl (Cole), Jessica (Lowndes) and even her new bestie Nina f**king Dobrev, all beating Minka means is that her stable has another loser at my feet" certainly not mincing her words as she grins.
She continues "making my way back to a belt is all I am interested in, I'm not hard to find ladies, you wanna bare knuckle box, fight topless, hell fight in an alleyway just give me a call and I'll be there, as long as people remember that I am one of the best around then we will be OK" standing up as she gives Lucy a middle fingered salute to show she has no respect for anyone, then struts away as Lucy stares daggers with her fists clenched.
Minka meanwhile calls in from her home, she is wearing a black blouse and matching jeans, her bantamweight title from a few years ago sitting on her coffee table in front of the camera as she smiles warmly, waving to Lucy as they greet each other more friendly then Miley did to the host.
Asked why she wanted to fight Miley, Minka replies "well to put it simply I want to shut her up and teach her respect, we've had a few run-ins over the years over her disrespecting my stablemates, I figured what better time to do so now she has a new stable and I am going to reach the Hall of Fame soon, she can thank me for making her a footnote in something truly historic, unlike her music career" Minka surprisingly showing a little cattiness.
She then is asked how it feels to be close to entering the hallowed Hall for her boxing career, Minka taps the title in front of her before replying "Lucy I honestly was doubting I would ever hold this, years I slugged it out with the best in the FCBA and just fell at the final huddle, then of course finally I found that extra drive to become a world champion, that set me on this path and now I won't stop till I have Tess Valmore announcing me as the latest Hall of Famer, to be immortalized as one of the greatest of all time, it means the world to me" Minka fighting back a tear, Lucy saying she deserves the recognition for her outstanding career.
"I promise I'll hug you when the ceremony ends and you buy me a drink" Minka jokes, Lucy laughing as she jokes back "I certainly won't fight you on that" both laughing hard, Lucy wishing Minka good luck as both nod at each other, plenty of respect between them.
Fight night, here comes Miley down the aisle with a white string bikini top, white trunks with gold stripes down the side and her surname in gold letters on the waistband, white shoes with gold laces, gold gloves with white thumbs, hair is braided as she climbs into the ring, her coach smiles as they watch her stick her tongue out to the crowd and shake her jugs for them.
Here comes Minka with coach Claudia Schiffer beside her, the two old friends walk down the aisle looking cool and relaxed, Minka is wearing a gold bikini top with gold trim, matching trunks and shoes, green gloves, while her hair is in a ponytail, she smiles as she steps into the ring to a round of applause, the crowd showing there respect to the legend as Miley scowls at her.
Coming to the center of the ring, both fighters get right into each others grills, referee needing to shove them apart when their foreheads touch, neither likes to show any weakness to rivals, especially to someone personality wise so opposite themselves like tonight, when told to touch gloves Minka shows her class to put hers out, Miley simply ignores the gesture as she turns her back to return to her corner, that does give Minka a smile as she returns to her own corner, once everything is ready the bell rings to start 10 rounds of bantamweight action.
Round 1:
As you'd expect with a classic orthodox versus southpaw stance battle, there's plenty of lead foot toe stepping as they try to work out the range, mostly Miley stepping onto Minka's as she tries to overwhelm the future Hall of Famer early on with two punch combos, getting a warning from the referee to watch her feet.
After they start to get a rhythm going, Minka gets in several good counter shots, drilling her punches into gaps left by Miley, as the blonde steps in with cross punches that haven't the right timing, Minka showing off her boxing skills to snap back the head of the singer to the delight of her coaches.
Miley keeps pressing forwards, slipping a jab as she pounds in a right cross on the chin of Minka, the right hand is a southpaw killer, Miley smartly using it as she bullies her opponent back onto the ropes, once there Cyrus shows she will be fighting a little dirty tonight as she presses her forehead into the chin of Kelly, working her sides with short hooks till she can be pushed off.
The action moves around the ring with Miley outworking the older fighter, keeping her under pressure with her right swinging around to catch Minka to the face, with several clean shots coming back her way when she gets a little reckless trying to be the bully in this fight.
When the round ends it's a solid start for Cyrus, who jogs back to her corner with a cocky grin, Minka not looking worried yet, getting told off Claudia to try to keep her left up a little more to ward off those right hooks and cross punches, listening intently to her famous coaches advice.
Round 2:
It's a more hectic start to things as Miley again looks to rush her opponent out the gates, Minka landing good counter shots to keep Miley at bay in the opening moments, Miley has also used a somewhat loose guard, which is allowing Minka to score easily at times.
A feint by Cyrus throws Kelly off a little, with a left hook then crashing into the side of her body, followed by an uppercut to knock Minka onto her heels, Miley quick to shove Minka into a corner, where she goes back to swinging in hooks till Minka can clinch up with her.
Once they are broken apart, Miley is quick to land a one-two combo to knock back Minka's head, Minka catches Miley with a short left cross then a straight of her own to stop Miley rushing her so easily to the ropes, again it is Minka being herded around, Miley looking on top of her game so far as she switches up her targets more to make it harder for the actress to read her attacks.
At the sound of the bell it's another strong round for Cyrus, who sits on her stool with her right left folded over her left looking like this is a sparring session in her mind, Minka shaking her head at the cockiness of the younger woman, chatting to Claudia about how badly she wants to wipe the cocky look off her opponent's face tonight.
Round 3:
Dancing on her toes lashing in one-two combos, Miley looks ultra relaxed as she moves around Minka, when she tries to step in with a straight though Minka is quick to slip in and land a short left to the body, followed by a right cross up top to turn Miley's head to the side.
Giving Miley a push, Minka taunts her to bring it as Miley looks upset, that temper costing Cyrus as she starts to miss more, Minka landing more crisp counters, with an uppercut knocking back the blondes head, allowing Kelly to now power back Cyrus to the ropes to the delight of her corner, working the body of the singer to get a tune out of her as Miley groans out with each clean hit.
Giving a nudge back to Minka, off the ropes gets Miley as for the first time in the fight she looks to be thinking things through, Minka not wanting to give her much time to do so, moving in closer as both women let their hands go, cheeks getting marked up by hard shots across their faces.
Late in the round Miley lands a double jab into the chest of Minka, following up with a right cross as back goes the brunette, covering up tightly as Miley opens up on her with a flurry of punches, most are blocked with a few scoring on their target, at the bell Miley tells Minka "don't think you can beat me" Minka grinning in reply, knowing she got to Miley there with the taunt.
Round 4:
Back out they come trading more punches, getting comfortable with the others style as Miley keeps swinging in that right hook, both dodging more on their toes as they get a read on their opponent, fans chanting both fighters names as they are loving this.
Crouching down Minka lands a one-two to the body of Miley, getting clipped with a short left cross to the top of her head, when Miley tries to push the pace up a notch, she misses with a straight and takes an overhand left to the ear from the great counter puncher.
Who has Miley in a neutral corner soon enough with a well drilled piston body attack, Miley needing to grab onto Minka when uppercuts start to catch her chin, both seen trading insults as they clinch, with Miley landing some rabbit punches before the referee can break them up, earning her another warning.
Miley again comes on stronger as they head into the final minute, her volume punching when she can get into gear is giving Minka some problems, forcing the future Hall of Famer to cover up more tightly, when the bell rings it ends another strong round for Minka, who looks more relaxed now, Miley staring daggers at her in reply as the tension seems to be ramping up.
Round 5:
Miley gets off the blocks quicker, starting to add little shoves when she gets in close to unsettle the balance of Minka, landing some hard right hooks around the guard of her opponent to knock her head around, Claudia yelling at the referee about the shoves, Miley smartly doing it on the blindside of the ref.
Onto the ropes goes Minka, with Miley digging to the body to try to open up the guard up top, Minka pulls Miley into a tight clinch, with Miley mouthing off "getting weak old woman, you can't last with me" referee struggling to break them apart as Miley looks to have her swagger back.
But as they pass the halfway stage of the round, Minka starts to catch Miley more when she darts in, a jab catches Miley on the chin, when Miley swings a right hook Minka leans out the way before landing a counter left onto the chin again of Cyrus.
Sweat flies off Miley's head as she is being pounded back towards the ropes, crowd going wild as they watch Miley now be the one under pressure, needing to clinch up with Minka, who doesn't say a word but does press her body into Miley's to stop the singer having as easy a time breathing.
Final moments of the round sees both go toe to toe as Miley tries to regain control, jaws are being tested as some big punches land from both beautiful women, at the bell they just about hold off flying anymore, it's a close to call round, Miley thumping her chest with her right as if to tell Minka "you're not as tough as me" both women head back to their corners after, getting washed down as they are marked up and glistening in sweat.
Round 6:
Coming out their corners with eyes firmly locked, Miley tries to be the aggressor again, missing with a straight as Minka dips under it before coming up with an uppercut that rocks back the blonde, an overhand right follows as Miley stumbles backwards.
Miley's punches don't seem to have the sting behind them right now, that uppercut has definitely took something out of her as Minka starts to pound in the punches herself, another uppercut soon has Miley on the ropes, MILEY SWINGS IN A WILD RIGHT THAT MINKA EASILY DODGES, THE COUNTER RIGHT ONTO MILEY'S CHIN, FOLLOWED BY A LEFT HOOK CERTAINLY DON'T MISS AS DOWN GOES MILEY TO HER LEFT SIDE!
Minka nods to Claudia before walking to the neutral corner, 1...2...3.. Miley rolls to her back looking lost where she is as her right arm hangs out the ring and people outside stand ready in case she moves any closer out the ring, 4...5....6...7.. Miley groaning as her eyes shut, 8...9...10 it is over! Miley is counted out!
Winner Minka Kelly KO Round 6
After:
It was a slow start from Minka but she won't care one bit as she did what she wanted, shutting up Miley in the ring as she jogs back to her corner to celebrate with Claudia, both embracing as Claudia says "just seven fights to go and you are immortal in this sport" making Minka's smile grow wider.
The beaten fighter meanwhile has to be helped back further into the ring, her coach making sure she is OK as she still looks glassy eyed when she is helped to sit up, those clean shots certainly rattled her, with Miley asking "why is that bytch happy?" To show you where her head is right now.
Getting help from the ringside doctor, Miley is helped out the ring so they can check her over fully in the medical area, Miley getting a round of applause for a hell of an effort, she waves to the fans with her right hand, it was a great effort from Cyrus but she just was too open for her own good.
The winner meanwhile now has her gloves taken off, jogging to the center of the ring where she bows and blows kisses to the crowd as they chant her name, the referee raising the right hand of Minka as her impressive career moves closer to legendary status, Minka wiping a few tears of joy away.
The Lioness crew soon leave the ring, with Minka going into the PPV on a high, can anyone derail the journey to the Hall of Fame? On this showing Minka is ready for all challengers to come her way so she can bat them aside to go into the hallowed hall.