Post by Tractorpull on Sept 3, 2021 10:52:19 GMT -6
TESS VALMORE
RODRIGO/LONGORIA. I have to admit, I wasn’t familiar with Rodrigo. No wonder, she debuted last month on the Rio Rumble card beating Rita Ora. Longoria has lost her last seven. Her last win was in 2012. Not only that, are you ready for this? Longoria is 27 years older than Rodrigo. That’s Two Seven. I have to go with youth as Rodrigo picks up win number two
S.CARTER/BEER. Carter is a member of the Hall Of Fame. She is 5-5 in her last ten. Two of her losses were to Lavigne and Megan Fox. Beer has won six of her last ten. She hasn’t fought the competition that Carter has, but she has won six of her last ten. Beer in nineteen years younger than Carter. That’s right, only nineteen. Not enough as Carter teaches her a lesson.
GIBBS/DELEVINGNE Gibbs has quickly gone from a contender to an “also ran” She has lost six of her last ten including five of six this year. Delevingne has lost five of her last ten and is 0-1 for the year. Not much difference in the quality of opposition, but I will go with Gibbs. She’s a blonde
S.TURNER/M.KERR. Turner has lost seven of her last ten and her last five all to top lightweights. Kerr, who is the present BBU lightweight champion has also lost seven of her last ten FCBA fights and is 1-3 for the year. I will go with Kerr, but don’t ask me why
GILLAN/DECKER. OK, here is the deal. Decker is a member of LCA. The owner of LCA is Vassago. Now Mr. Vassago is my boss in editing the index. I really need to stay on his good side. So obviously, I need to say that Decker will win. Call this ass-kissing if you choose but I would have chosen Decker anyway. I have Decker ranked at eight in the welters. Boxing World has her ranked at twelve. Obviously I am right. Go Decker
RODRIGO/LONGORIA. I have to admit, I wasn’t familiar with Rodrigo. No wonder, she debuted last month on the Rio Rumble card beating Rita Ora. Longoria has lost her last seven. Her last win was in 2012. Not only that, are you ready for this? Longoria is 27 years older than Rodrigo. That’s Two Seven. I have to go with youth as Rodrigo picks up win number two
S.CARTER/BEER. Carter is a member of the Hall Of Fame. She is 5-5 in her last ten. Two of her losses were to Lavigne and Megan Fox. Beer has won six of her last ten. She hasn’t fought the competition that Carter has, but she has won six of her last ten. Beer in nineteen years younger than Carter. That’s right, only nineteen. Not enough as Carter teaches her a lesson.
GIBBS/DELEVINGNE Gibbs has quickly gone from a contender to an “also ran” She has lost six of her last ten including five of six this year. Delevingne has lost five of her last ten and is 0-1 for the year. Not much difference in the quality of opposition, but I will go with Gibbs. She’s a blonde
S.TURNER/M.KERR. Turner has lost seven of her last ten and her last five all to top lightweights. Kerr, who is the present BBU lightweight champion has also lost seven of her last ten FCBA fights and is 1-3 for the year. I will go with Kerr, but don’t ask me why
GILLAN/DECKER. OK, here is the deal. Decker is a member of LCA. The owner of LCA is Vassago. Now Mr. Vassago is my boss in editing the index. I really need to stay on his good side. So obviously, I need to say that Decker will win. Call this ass-kissing if you choose but I would have chosen Decker anyway. I have Decker ranked at eight in the welters. Boxing World has her ranked at twelve. Obviously I am right. Go Decker
Tractorpull never bets against Righetti and Biel but that's about it.
Even if Tess Valmore isn't a fan of hers 