Olivia Munn versus Selena Gomez
Aug 28, 2021 3:59:46 GMT -6
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Post by Lookout! Boxing on Aug 28, 2021 3:59:46 GMT -6
Olivia Munn v Selena Gomez
Results by Lookout, words by Sceej
Rising star Gomez taking on fading star Munn? Selena with a 38 and 22 record including a scalding 15 of her last 20! Munn, a former champion what seems an eternity ago, burst onto the FCBA scene as an unstoppable force of nature but other fighters figured her out and her record stands at a precarious 33 and 33. Wandered without management and went an abominable 0 for 13 before her old stable picked her up. Since returning to Sceej she is a respectable 2 wins and 2 losses but hardly a contender.
Although Selena is an inch taller, Ollie much the naturally bigger girl; any edge there more than offset by Gomez being twelve years younger and of course with a far better record. Selena G. a heavy favorite among the sporting crowd.
Munn first to the ring, black sports bra and boy shorts, black gloves and boots, hair in a battle braid. Cheers and some boos for the snarky Munnster. She is accompanied by venerable trainer Scrubby McGee and the legendary bad girl of the FCBA - Big Bad Gena Lee Nolin
Gomez to the ring, much the fan favorite, is wearing a white sports bra with scarlet trim, matching trunks and boots with red tassels, white gloves with jet black hair in a ponytail. She is seconded by Claudia Schiffer and Eva Mendes of the Lioness Club.
Referees instructions - Selena all business and Olivia smirking, talking, taunting … Gomez unfazed and professional but Ollie NEARLY goads Eva Mendes into a go!
Round 1: Munn bolts out of corner and looking to end this before Selena realizes fight has even started! Extends left arm to push Gomez back against the turnbuckle and lashes left right left combination to the midriff. Little Latina facing “shock and awe” - Munnster style! Gutting left to sternum and then Ollie just bashing away with that right hand tomahawk- style - clubbing head and shoulder until Lena able to spin her and FINALLY get out of that corner. Munn with shyte eating grin … dukes at her chin as she stalks Latina beauty. Gomez leggy … spitting jab to keep distance … Munn able to slip occasionally but mostly walking through the jab, sneering. Gomez backing up … backing up … then plants back right foot and cracks Munn with lead right. Munn shakes head and beckons Gomez “Come on!” with gloves. Gomez game and closes and its a firefight center ring in opening round … trade of left hooks … Munn with left hook to ribs … Gomez with slapping right to temple … Selena being gradually backed up … even trade of punches but Munn winning exchanges with weight of shot. Lioness beauty backed to ropes. Munn feigns left hook and twists body into uppercut which stuns Latin beauty and puts a shimmy in her knees. Schiffer screaming for a clinch and Gomez wraps Munn up desperately, Ollie wrestling violently to free hands as bell rings. Munn with slapping right hand to jaw off the break when referee tardy … get finger waving lecture from ref … ref gets a smirk from the Munnster, who banks the first round!
Round 2: Lioness corner reminding Selena it’s called boxing, not brawling, and she gets the message! Virtuoso round … near shut out! Jab jab … everything off the jab … superior hand and foot speed have Munn frustrated and lunging and when she does, Gomez side steps like a pretty bullfighter and always - ALWAYS- makes Munn pay a toll, often with a cuffing right hand to the back of Munn’s head. Gena Lee Nolin (of all people) shouting from Sceej corner about rabbit punching! Near end of round, Munn mouth-breathing from chasing, swinging, missing … and Gomez stops circling … digs toes into canvas … and deliver five punch combination right out of the text book … left to the ribs … left to the temple … straight right to the jaw … right to jaw again … and finishes with left hook to ribs that leaves Munn wincing and covering up helplessly at end of the second.
Round 3: In Sceej corner, Scrubby McGee ordering Munn “ta mover yer damn hands” while Gena Lee Nolin whispering in her ear, finishing with an audible “... do what ya gotta do, Ollie”. Gomez out of corner spicy … knocking Munn’s head back with authoritative jab, then quick heel pivot to avoid tomahawk right hand receipt. Munn with sweeping left hook that catches only air and takes tart little right on cheek from speedy Selena. Munn lowers head and goes crude … bulls Gomez into corner where pace and space suits Ollie … wrestling … trading little body shots … then Munn pivots body to block referee’s view and targets Gomez crotch with a ripping shot! Gomez eyes go wide and face goes pale … Lioness corner screaming blue murder … Nolin back just as hard “Clean body shot! Put your damn big girl panties on, bitches!” Meanwhile, Munn looking to make hay … clubbing the right to head and shoulders with Gomez in sloppy guard, dazed and looking to clinch. Close round courtesy of the GLN equalizer!
Round 4: Munn gets the “boos” from the crowd but Gomez gets the smelling salts. Nolin and McGee on the same page now - “FINISH!!!”. Ollie at Selena hard – Gomez using the jab to try to maintain distance but legs not quite there to dance. Munn, disdaining head movement, walking through the jab, thumping left hook to the midriff. Drawing a grunt from younger woman, and then bringing it back upstairs. Hook to the head bounces of high guard but still rattles Selena. Munn feigns right hand and Lioness fighter with stumbling backpedal – spooked. Munn at wounded prey, reckless. Selena digs back foot in and stuns Ollie with a lead right hand – stops her in her tracks and puts a wobble in the knees. Follow up right to the jaw had Munn blinking in disbelief. Uppercut .. and MUNN IS DOWN! The bully blasted to her back by plucky Disney alumna … and the Lioness corner is roaring!!! Munn on all fours … hand reaching for ropes … pulls herself up at “7” but looking shabby. Referee asks her if she wants to continue, response is not repeatable in polite company, and the hungry Lioness is waived in and unleashes hell on the bully – left right left to the body to bring the guard down – Munn wilting under body attack – the hard right to the temple which knocks the head back like a Pez dispenser! Munnster clinches desperately … hanging on … resisting referee’s efforts to break the clinch and earning a lecture about “obey my commands at all times” … but buying a few precious seconds to help run out the round. Selena back to corner waiving hand above head as her fans thunder their approval of the comeback round.
Round 5: Now it’s Munn’s turn - smelling salts under nose, ice on her neck, Scrubby McGee telling Sceej fighter “Easy now, Ollie … get tru dis round and we’ll come back late …” while, like the devil sitting on the opposite shoulder, Big Bad Gena Lee whispering “Just do what ya gotta do, Liv … just do what you gotta do …”. Munn out of the corner, turtled up in the guard … and here comes Gomey! Spearing left jab … quick pivot and lashing right to the body … and then she is gone before Munn can answer. Again … quick as a cat Selena in … does her damage … and out … blowing a kiss with her glove at frustrated Liv as Munn’s answering left hook finds only air. Now Gomez using that jab as a rapier … controlling Munn’s position … herding her and backing her up. When Ollie’s back hits the cables, Gomez set up on perimeter – pinning her in place with jab and landing selected power shots to the body. Munn lunges to clinch, women jawing at each other, Munn spins Gomez … and lands a hellacious head butt! “Foul … foul …” shrieks Mendes in Lioness corner but crafty Liv made sure back was to referee. Gomez stunned … woozy … Munn takes her time … sets her up …. and detonates the right uppercut to the chin. Selena Gomez pitches forward face first and the count is a formality.
Winner by knock out in the 5th … the Munnster … Olivia Munn!!!
Post-fight issue of the FCBA Enquirer, featuring Nolin whispering into Munn’s ear. Headline blares “Return of the “Evil Empire”? Has Gena Lee Nolin turned Olivia Munn to the dark side?”
Results by Lookout, words by Sceej
Rising star Gomez taking on fading star Munn? Selena with a 38 and 22 record including a scalding 15 of her last 20! Munn, a former champion what seems an eternity ago, burst onto the FCBA scene as an unstoppable force of nature but other fighters figured her out and her record stands at a precarious 33 and 33. Wandered without management and went an abominable 0 for 13 before her old stable picked her up. Since returning to Sceej she is a respectable 2 wins and 2 losses but hardly a contender.
Although Selena is an inch taller, Ollie much the naturally bigger girl; any edge there more than offset by Gomez being twelve years younger and of course with a far better record. Selena G. a heavy favorite among the sporting crowd.
Munn first to the ring, black sports bra and boy shorts, black gloves and boots, hair in a battle braid. Cheers and some boos for the snarky Munnster. She is accompanied by venerable trainer Scrubby McGee and the legendary bad girl of the FCBA - Big Bad Gena Lee Nolin
Gomez to the ring, much the fan favorite, is wearing a white sports bra with scarlet trim, matching trunks and boots with red tassels, white gloves with jet black hair in a ponytail. She is seconded by Claudia Schiffer and Eva Mendes of the Lioness Club.
Referees instructions - Selena all business and Olivia smirking, talking, taunting … Gomez unfazed and professional but Ollie NEARLY goads Eva Mendes into a go!
Round 1: Munn bolts out of corner and looking to end this before Selena realizes fight has even started! Extends left arm to push Gomez back against the turnbuckle and lashes left right left combination to the midriff. Little Latina facing “shock and awe” - Munnster style! Gutting left to sternum and then Ollie just bashing away with that right hand tomahawk- style - clubbing head and shoulder until Lena able to spin her and FINALLY get out of that corner. Munn with shyte eating grin … dukes at her chin as she stalks Latina beauty. Gomez leggy … spitting jab to keep distance … Munn able to slip occasionally but mostly walking through the jab, sneering. Gomez backing up … backing up … then plants back right foot and cracks Munn with lead right. Munn shakes head and beckons Gomez “Come on!” with gloves. Gomez game and closes and its a firefight center ring in opening round … trade of left hooks … Munn with left hook to ribs … Gomez with slapping right to temple … Selena being gradually backed up … even trade of punches but Munn winning exchanges with weight of shot. Lioness beauty backed to ropes. Munn feigns left hook and twists body into uppercut which stuns Latin beauty and puts a shimmy in her knees. Schiffer screaming for a clinch and Gomez wraps Munn up desperately, Ollie wrestling violently to free hands as bell rings. Munn with slapping right hand to jaw off the break when referee tardy … get finger waving lecture from ref … ref gets a smirk from the Munnster, who banks the first round!
Round 2: Lioness corner reminding Selena it’s called boxing, not brawling, and she gets the message! Virtuoso round … near shut out! Jab jab … everything off the jab … superior hand and foot speed have Munn frustrated and lunging and when she does, Gomez side steps like a pretty bullfighter and always - ALWAYS- makes Munn pay a toll, often with a cuffing right hand to the back of Munn’s head. Gena Lee Nolin (of all people) shouting from Sceej corner about rabbit punching! Near end of round, Munn mouth-breathing from chasing, swinging, missing … and Gomez stops circling … digs toes into canvas … and deliver five punch combination right out of the text book … left to the ribs … left to the temple … straight right to the jaw … right to jaw again … and finishes with left hook to ribs that leaves Munn wincing and covering up helplessly at end of the second.
Round 3: In Sceej corner, Scrubby McGee ordering Munn “ta mover yer damn hands” while Gena Lee Nolin whispering in her ear, finishing with an audible “... do what ya gotta do, Ollie”. Gomez out of corner spicy … knocking Munn’s head back with authoritative jab, then quick heel pivot to avoid tomahawk right hand receipt. Munn with sweeping left hook that catches only air and takes tart little right on cheek from speedy Selena. Munn lowers head and goes crude … bulls Gomez into corner where pace and space suits Ollie … wrestling … trading little body shots … then Munn pivots body to block referee’s view and targets Gomez crotch with a ripping shot! Gomez eyes go wide and face goes pale … Lioness corner screaming blue murder … Nolin back just as hard “Clean body shot! Put your damn big girl panties on, bitches!” Meanwhile, Munn looking to make hay … clubbing the right to head and shoulders with Gomez in sloppy guard, dazed and looking to clinch. Close round courtesy of the GLN equalizer!
Round 4: Munn gets the “boos” from the crowd but Gomez gets the smelling salts. Nolin and McGee on the same page now - “FINISH!!!”. Ollie at Selena hard – Gomez using the jab to try to maintain distance but legs not quite there to dance. Munn, disdaining head movement, walking through the jab, thumping left hook to the midriff. Drawing a grunt from younger woman, and then bringing it back upstairs. Hook to the head bounces of high guard but still rattles Selena. Munn feigns right hand and Lioness fighter with stumbling backpedal – spooked. Munn at wounded prey, reckless. Selena digs back foot in and stuns Ollie with a lead right hand – stops her in her tracks and puts a wobble in the knees. Follow up right to the jaw had Munn blinking in disbelief. Uppercut .. and MUNN IS DOWN! The bully blasted to her back by plucky Disney alumna … and the Lioness corner is roaring!!! Munn on all fours … hand reaching for ropes … pulls herself up at “7” but looking shabby. Referee asks her if she wants to continue, response is not repeatable in polite company, and the hungry Lioness is waived in and unleashes hell on the bully – left right left to the body to bring the guard down – Munn wilting under body attack – the hard right to the temple which knocks the head back like a Pez dispenser! Munnster clinches desperately … hanging on … resisting referee’s efforts to break the clinch and earning a lecture about “obey my commands at all times” … but buying a few precious seconds to help run out the round. Selena back to corner waiving hand above head as her fans thunder their approval of the comeback round.
Round 5: Now it’s Munn’s turn - smelling salts under nose, ice on her neck, Scrubby McGee telling Sceej fighter “Easy now, Ollie … get tru dis round and we’ll come back late …” while, like the devil sitting on the opposite shoulder, Big Bad Gena Lee whispering “Just do what ya gotta do, Liv … just do what you gotta do …”. Munn out of the corner, turtled up in the guard … and here comes Gomey! Spearing left jab … quick pivot and lashing right to the body … and then she is gone before Munn can answer. Again … quick as a cat Selena in … does her damage … and out … blowing a kiss with her glove at frustrated Liv as Munn’s answering left hook finds only air. Now Gomez using that jab as a rapier … controlling Munn’s position … herding her and backing her up. When Ollie’s back hits the cables, Gomez set up on perimeter – pinning her in place with jab and landing selected power shots to the body. Munn lunges to clinch, women jawing at each other, Munn spins Gomez … and lands a hellacious head butt! “Foul … foul …” shrieks Mendes in Lioness corner but crafty Liv made sure back was to referee. Gomez stunned … woozy … Munn takes her time … sets her up …. and detonates the right uppercut to the chin. Selena Gomez pitches forward face first and the count is a formality.
Winner by knock out in the 5th … the Munnster … Olivia Munn!!!
Post-fight issue of the FCBA Enquirer, featuring Nolin whispering into Munn’s ear. Headline blares “Return of the “Evil Empire”? Has Gena Lee Nolin turned Olivia Munn to the dark side?”
