Claudia Schiffer versus Elizabeth Hurley (Cougar)

Claudia Schiffer vs Elizabeth Hurley (Cougars on the Beach)
(Lioness Club of America vs Global Boxing Syndicate)
(3-2, 3 KO vs 39-33-1, 19 KO)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: Both these cougars can still fill out the bikini allthough Liz Hurley is the one who does it more often these days which earns her the bigger ovation from the Dubai audience however Claudia Schiffer vows to roll back the years and give the British brunette a proper beating. Liz believes she's in far better shape than her German opponent and dismisses Claudia as "1990s has-been" which results in another cheerful burst from the crowd. Claudia says something in her native language and simply wants to get on with this beach fight so let's don't waste any time, shall we?

Claudia Schiffer wears a brown bikini set & golden gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a half-up ponytail. Elizabeth Hurley wears a white bikini set & red gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a curled ponytail. Both women are barefoot. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the welterweight division.

Round 1:
Claudia expects the British woman to take it easy during the opening round but Liz has other ideas and catches the German off guard by thumping her up the middle and tearing down the high-guard in the process. Claudia was slow to react and she wobbles to her heels which allows Hurley to land more shots over the top as she knocks the blonde's head backwards and keeps backing her onto the ropes thereafter. Schiffer tries to respond in similar fashion but slices thin air or barely grazes the brunette's flesh and ends up hugging the ropes half-way through the round. She manages to land some quick body shots to prevent a genuine whitewash but Liz stays on top of her and whacks her from both flanks anyway. Schiffer's earmuff cover collapses down the stretch and leaves her nursing a fat lip at the bell already as Hurley just piles on more head-hunting pressure to take the round wide!

Round 2:
Elizabeth gets carried away after that opening round success and fails to close down the German's early jabbing burst which exposed her own defensive problems as Claudia simply rips her mitts into the brunette's face and glues her into a hole in the center of the ring. Claudia bounces off the forearms a couple of times but makes the quick switch downstairs and thumps the exposed midriff while Hurley loops her overhand response wide off the mark. She gets crippled into quiet spasms as Schiffer's body assault proves superior and allows the younger cougar to dominate the action thereafter. Hurley gets backed onto the ropes and struggles to clinch the German after taking a stray elbow in the chest as well. Claudia duly pummels the Brit's breadbasket and leaves her slumped at the bell.

Round 3:
More of the same in the third, Hurley's head-hunting efforts fall wide off the intended target while Claudia rips more harpoon bombs to neutralize the otherwise immobile English foe in the center of the ring. The shear work rate does the trick and allows Schiffer to drill the exposed target while Elizabeth struggles to catch her breath and has to bail out of the close range; she spends the second minute in full-blown retreat but the blonde still catches her with more jabbing menace and tracks down into the corner where she applies nothing but gut-checking punishment. This one-dimensional assault keeps Hurley under wraps as the brunette can't bother her opponent beyond the single-punch response.

Round 4:
Claudia thinks she's got Elizabeth on the verge of checking out of this fight but bounces off her forearms early on in the fourth and for once the English model lands the cross-hooking double spot on target! She squashes the blonde's lips and drops another bomb on the temple that slumps the German to the side. Claudia is slow to raise her mitts and doesn't adjust her footing as Liz SMOKES her with a brutal cross hook on the nose that results in Schiffer crying out in pain. She goes all jelly knees here while Hurley has enough time to land another ruthless uppercut on the jaw THAT DROPS THE BLONDE FLAT ON HER BACK!!! Uh-oh!!! Perfect timing from the Hampshire native who kicks sand over the German's torso and heads back to the GBS corner. Claudia tries to regain her upright but is shockingly left down on all fours when the count reaches eight and bends her head against the sand as she just can't get there in time!!! KO4 Elizabeth Hurley!!!

AFTER: Big win for the more experienced cougar who blows kisses to the crowd and parades around the kneeling opponent: "Better stuck that empty head of yours deep into the sand, slag! You're all done for!", Liz then plants her right foot on the German's back and pins her face down into the sand while the BLONDE! Magazine reporters ask for some security help to save whatever is left from Schiffer's pride. However it seems like the beach boxing crowd is more than satisfied with all this English gloating so Liz gets to soak up the ovations until the TV broadcast is finally forced to go into commercials.

Official Result: Elizabeth Hurley def. Claudia Schiffer KO4.