Dina Meyer vs Charlize Theron

Dina Meyer vs Charlize Theron. Beach Fight


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TALE OF THE TAPE


Dine Meyer

Age 52

Height 5’7”

19-14-0

1 Unified Lightweight title

1 Unified Welterweight title


Charlize Theron

Age 45

Height 5’9 1/2”

290-122-12

8 Unified Lightweight titles

7 Unified Welterweight titles

1Unified Middleweight title

3 Maxim Lightweight titles

2 Paramount Lightweight titles

1 Reebox Lightweight title

2 Reebox Welterweight titles

2 Paramount Welterweight titles


BEFORE

Dina is at the podium. As usual. Theron is in the background. She’s not expected to say anything. She never does


Dina Meyer starts talking “Charlize and I go way back twenty years. I had knocked Terry Farrell in my debut. My second fight was against that lady standing back there. She was the lightweight champion. I had a title match in my second fight. Charlize had some kind words for me that night. She referred to me as “Gina Lee Nolin with brains” and a dangerous challenger. She was right. In the fifth round, I gave her a savage beating, flooring her twice. She didn’t last half of the sixth, I pounded her helpless and the referee stopped the fight. I was a champion in my second fight. Now fast forward three years. I was the Welter champion and guess who my opponent was. Yes, it was Charlize. It was another slam bang fight. I floored her twice, but she dominated most of the fight and took the title away from me by a decision. Now after all these years we meet again. It;s the best of three. We are fighting on the beach. This is my first time and she loves and excels in beach fights. I knew this when I signed on. It makes no difference to me. If you are expecting a demonstration of the “sweet science, lots of movement and jabbing, you’re in for a disappointment, When we get in the ring together You can expect a two fisted brawl. I expect at the end to be standing over the Greatest of All Time, out cold at my feet. Of course, Charlize expects to be standing over me. We will see who is right”. Charlize in the back just smiles and blows Dina a kiss


THE FIGHT Dina enters the ring wearing a yellow bikini and red gloves Her hair is in a bun. Charlize is in a black Bikini. Her hair is no longer in dreadlocks and instead her hair is in a ponytail . Her fans cheer as she had finally changed her look. Charlize stops for a second to say something to Kate Upton and the blonde reporter who are at ringside. Both are taking advantage of the great weather. Kate is is an white bikini whileTess has shocked fans who know who she is She is demonstrating her charms in a tiny green bikini, ditching her well known modesty for a day. To her, its day at the beach as she sips a margarita


Round 1 The two meet in the center of the ring and touch gloves and back off. Charlize pushes out a right jab, but Dina just swats it away and lands a right cross to the side of Theron’s head knocking her sideway a couple steps. She has served notice they are not playing patty cake. The blonde recovers quickly and catches Meyer with an overhand right to the face. The fans are on their feet and the two are now in the center of the ring punching away. Theron is staggered by a right cross. Meyer’s legs are buckled by a left uppercut. One is getting the best of it then the other until a Meyer right uppercut sends Charlize reeling back to the ropes. Meyer is on her. Right cross, left cross and again. A left hook to the chin, a right upside the head. Theron is swaying on the ropes. A left-right to the midsection followed by a savage right to the bra and Charlize’s hands drop as she looks helpless.an uppercut to the chin, but, before Meyer can land the coupe de grace the bell rings. The now famous Theron Nascar team goes to work. They have sixty seconds. Neve is there with an ammonia capsule. Robbie is giving the legs a rub down and Lawrence has the cold towel around the battered blondes face and head. Charlize is standing at the bell


Round 2 Meyer believes she has the edge now. Once again they meet in the center of the ring and start punching away Meyer is landing left and right crosses almost at will. She can see the tears streaming from the great blondes eyes as Meyer punches away the Theron’s bra.Her breasts are almost out of their cup. Time to end it and Dina loads up for the clincher, when Theron’s body rotates slightly to the left and a short right hook catches Dina’a chin Charlize follows up with a wide right onto Meyer’s right ear. Meyer is disoriented and sways from side to side as Theron takes over. Left and right crosses drive Dina across the ring and into the ropes. A right to the belly button takes Dina’s breath away. Charlize start to take away what is left of Dina’s beautiful face. There is nothing coming back. Dina is sagging in the ropes. Her hands are waist high as the blonde is using Dina’s head for a punching bag, The referee starts to step in but once more the bell sounds. The fight will go on.


Round 3 Once again they meet in the center of the ring. This were the fight began and where it will end, not against the ropes. No matter what round. The fight will end in the middle of the ring. Both fighters are in shambles, but Charlize looks a little better. It’s all left and right crosses that pound heads one way than the other. Dina’s nose is bleeding. Charlize’s lips are cut. Once again chests are being targeted and the blonde is getting the worst of it. Punch after punch is shredding the blonde’s bra. Once again tears are running down Theron’s cheeks. Dina crashes a left into Charlize’s face. A right between the eye’s buckles the blonde’s legs. Theron’s not going down without a fight. She manages a overhand right to Meyer’s face driving her back a couple steps a left hook to the chin picks Meyer’s head up. Another right sends Meyer into the ropes. As Charlize closes Dina unleashed a right cross that catches Therons head cleanly, A left hook and another right cross has Charlize staggering across the ring. Meyer drives a right into the blonde’s stomach. Meyer sees Theron sagging down to the canvas, one more punch and Theron is toast. Suddenly the blondes right glove come off the floor and catches all of Dina’s chin. Dina staggers back in shock. A wild right cross catches Dina full in the face. The two swing rights with what power they have left. Dina’s sails over the blondes head while Charlize’s detonates of Dina’s chin. Her legs buckle and she crashes to the canvas stretched out on her back. Charlize is almost out of control. She stands over the brunette yelling down at her. Screaming for her to get up. The referee pushes her towards a corner and begins the count which is not really needed. At ten, the great blonde slides to her knees sobbing into her gloves in relief until Neve and Robbie help her back to her corner


AFTER.

Lawrence enters the press tent “The two combatants will be here in minutes, but don’t expect to see two beautiful movie stars. Both are really beat up, as bad as I have seen in a long time. You can tell them apart since Charlize is taller. She’s the blonde. Dina is the dark haired one. The door opens and the two walk in Dina first and Charlize following. They sit down at a table and look around

Dina is the first to speak. “If you wan to know the truth we don’t want to be here. Look at us. Do we look like we are feeling great? Look at me. Do I look like I”m ready for a party. Look at Charlize. Her eyes leaked a gallon of tears tonight, Her breasts are swollen, but she was the one that survived. It was the fight that I expected, but of course the end was far from what I wanted, That last punch, I don’t know if I have ever been hit harder.”


Charlize: “When I signed on for this bout I knew what I was in for. It was going to be all slugging. If you want to know the truth, I didn’t beat Dina. My corner beat hers. I didn’t remember most of the first. My mind was a blank and my body just didn’t want to go on, but Neve, Jennifer and Margot got me back on track in 60 seconds. I have said it before and tonight proved it, I have the best corner in the FCBA. BBU or any other association. If they had been in Dina’s corner they would have put me in an ambulance and sent me to the emergency room. Now we are going back to our trailers. I don’t know what Dina is doing but I am going to shower, have a massage and listen to Kate the “Queen” tell me what I did wrong and Valmore pound her laptop Goodnight