Kate Upton versus Samantha Hoopes (JMDD - Mud Battle)
Jul 4, 2021 11:54:49 GMT -6
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Post by Lookout! Boxing on Jul 4, 2021 11:54:49 GMT -6
Kate Upton (Lookout!) vs Samantha Hoopes (Chimera) by Ginny (from a Lookout result)
@ The 2021 FCBA 4th of July Picnic Sunday
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BACKGROUND:
The FCBA was holding it's annual Fourth of July charity picnic and games. There's wet t-shirt contests involving a plethora of FCBA "heavyweights" including many fighters who've been in JMDD fights. While certainly not the focus of the picnic, plenty of the contestants thought it would be pretty good fun and a way to tweak a few of their rivals.
The wet t-shirt contests were being held hourly on a flimsy wooden stage. There was no shortage of women in the FCBA contest who - justified or not - felt their "ladies" were superior to others. So the list of entrants for the series of contests was long and filled with A-list names. Hanna Ferguson, Brooklyn Decker, Hilary Rhoda, Lindsey Pelas, Lindsay Lohan, Charlotte McKinney, Abigail Ratchford, Alice Goodwin, Emily DiDonato, Kim Kardashian, Bella Thorne, Sydney Sweeney were just a few of the early entrants. Some people who arrived early were treated to a brawl between Jenna Louise Coleman and Sophia Bush, which were separated and then renewed later on during the contest itself, which led to them both being disqualified. However, that didn’t prevent them from continuing to smother and snark at each other outside of the event. Revolution Boxing's Maria Ozawa, Hitomi Tanaka, and Anri Okit also signed up to represent their stable in the wet t-shirt contest, bringing an exotic Far East flavor to the proceedings! Kate Upton had been one of the first to sign up, but she later withdrew without giving a reason. Some felt it was because of pressure on her stable from other managers who felt Upton's reputation (and equipment) gave her an unfair advantage. Whatever the reason, Kate had still shown up to fulfill her dunk tank obligations...though she made no secret of the fact she wasn't pleased!
Attractions for kids included a bounce house and pony rides, plus a small kids merry-go-round as well as sack and three-legged races. Of course, there the usual ice cream, cotton candy, soft drinks, plus corn dog and hot dog concession booths for all ages!
The attractions for adults included an "adult drink" booth and with the temperature in the high 90's the line was long for that one. There was also a ring where some FCBA stars put on boxing exhibitions...wearing big soft gloves and headgear, of course. Several of FCBA's wrestlers and MMA stars demonstrate holds and throws, among them were Yvonne Strahovski, Taryn Terrell, Paige VanZant, Mickie James, Stacy Keibler, Britani Knight (aka WWE's Paige), Ronda Rousey, Miesha Tate and WWE's Stephanie McMahon.
The wet t-shirt stage (between the hourly t-shirt judgings) was used for singers who put on short performances. Some of the biggest stars included Taylor Swift, Demi Lovato, Ali Michalka, Miley Cyrus, Shakira, Anna Kendrick, Hayden Panettiere, Selena Gomez, Katy Perry, and Zendaya Coleman...several 'amateurs' wandered over after hitting the "adult drink" concession (looking at you Kristen Stewart) to elbow their way up to the mike (most succeeded only briefly before being gently - or forcibly - removed).
The most popular attraction was a dunk tank where a contestant could throw softballs at a target which, when hit, would drop a celebrity into a large tank of ice cold water. Balls (3 for $5) were selling like hot cakes and the line was long.
The dunk tank was adjacent to a pony ride ring and dirt vehicle path between them had become a sea of mud from the run-off from both the dunk tank and the ASPCA required watering trough for the ponies. It became the spot where Hoopes-Upton would be destined to settle their issues although neither would have chosen it!
Reporting that she'd volunteered to work the "dunk tank" at the FCBA picnic, Tess wrote in her Tractorpull column, "I've never been in a drunk tank since I don’t know what it’s like to be drunk.";
Charlize has been uncharacteristically silent on the subject - but there's a rumor going around that, "Ms G.O.A.T. thought it beneath someone of her accomplishment and status to lend herself to such a low-brow event." But several members of the "picnic committee" had been given - or otherwise gained possession of - a series of embarrassing photos of the G.O.A.T. - ones they promised to give to Theron... but only after Charlize fulfilled her obligatory time in the tank. Charlize agreed.
A scuffle nearly broke out between the Lioness's Minka Kelly and Hannah Davis of Fates. Minka was showing off her throwing arm by dunking a couple of the women in the dunk tank. Minka boasted that no one should be surprised since she once dated Derek Jeter. Hannah Davis made an appearance and she and Minka got in each other's face (momentarily) since Hannah took offense over Minka's bringing up Jeter's name...since Hannah had actually married Jeter!
Hannah took the opportunity to tease Kate Upton - who also married a baseball player and more than one woman wondered if the baseball WAGs exchanged more than words (you know, like recipes or names of the best restaurants in different cities).
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TALE OF THE TAPE
Upton: 29yo; 5'10"; 143#; 30H-28-36; Record: 90-26-0 4x-JMD/D; 4x-Welter champion
Hoopes: 30yo; 5'9"; 128#; 34D-24-34; Record: 5-10-0 (5KO) BW#33@light
BEFORE:
A it was nearly noon and nearly a half-dozen women had completed their turn in the tank. The volunteers included some of the all-time greats. In addition to Tess Valmore the names included Kate Beckinsale, Jennifer Garner, Cat Bell and Gena Lee Nolin. There were current and former title holders like Olivia Holt, Naomi Scott, Adrianne Palicki and Amanda Righetti . Many others were scheduled for later in the afternoon and evening including Taylor Swift, Emily DiDonato, Kendall and Chris Jenner, Elizabeth Olsen, Emily Ratajkowski, plus several others who were competing in the wet t-shirt contests across the park.
Kate Upton, scheduled to replace Charlize Theron was about to take her turn and looked over at Charlize who sat shivering on the dunking platform, her nipples "en pointe" from the frigid water.
As Theron was again dropped into the tank, her hard nipples were so obvious that Kate turned to Tess and purred, "Theron looks like a throwback to the Early Cretinous Period, while I am a perfect example of the Curvaceous Era."
Charlize was aroused as much by the disappointment on the faces of the women in the crowd who she'd successfully distracted with banter, jokes and a few well-timed barbs to throw off their aim at the last second as by the number of minutes she'd spent in the cold water. She was glad to see Kate's laughing face as the busty blonde model arrived to loud applause.
Kate had just taken her seat for her 15 minute session in the dunk tank when Samantha walked up to the first few women in line and handed them each a slip of paper. After reading it, each nodded her agreement, handed Sam her tickets and walked away, high-fiving each other. Samantha smiled as she looked at Kate who glared at her from her seat above a five foot deep
Upton was wearing skin tight booty shorts and a lightweight crop top tied under her heavy bosom. Already her nipples and areola were faintly visible thru the thin cotton - the same type shirt the women in the wet t-shirt contest across the park were wearing for their contest.
The only girl left in front of Samantha, handed in her ticket, took three balls, wound up and threw as hard as she could at the round target on the end of a long arm at the side of the tank. Her throw sailed wide to the right, missing the bullseye by several feet. Upton laughed and taunted her, "You throw like a girl!"
Red-faced, the brunette reared back and threw the second ball even harder, but she over corrected and this time she hit the front of the tank to the left of the target. Upton sneered derisively and flipped her long blonde hair back with a toss of her head. The brunette didn't even bother aiming at the target with her third throw, instead sending the ball straight at Kate's mocking face. Fortunately, she was protected by a wire screen and the ball, which would have hit her head, fell harmlessly to the wet grass. Kate roared with laughter as the brunette stalked angrily away.
Samantha stepped up with a fistful of tickets and exchanged one for three balls, tossing one up and down in her right hand as she held the other two in her left. She stared at Kate until Upton's gaze met hers, their eyes locking. Then with a confident motion, Samantha flung the ball straight at the target. THUNK!
"EEEK!" Kate screamed as the hinged seat beneath her opened to drop her in the ice water! She leapt up, water cascading in sheets down her heaving chest as she snapped her head back sending a shower cold water out into the crowd; getting squeals from several teens in the front row of fans as they were splashed.
"Getchurfatass back on your perch, Upton!"Samantha said, tossing a second ball in the air. "I expect you to give me my money's worth, she added unnecessarily as the grumbling Kate resumed her seat. No sooner had Upton turned to face her then THUNK! Sam's second throw struck the bullseye. Kate plunged downward once more into the frigid water with a startled yelp!
This time Kate sprang quickly up from below the water and pulled herself out of the water shivering as she was given a helping hand back up onto the platform. A crowd had gathered as word of Upton's appearance spread quickly and they were more or less evenly divided in their support of Kate and Hoopes. But it was Samantha who held the upper hand - a hand full of balls she had yet to throw!
Again, Samantha had timed her throw perfectly, the ball hitting the bullseye before Kate had caught her breath and - as before - Upton couldn't stop the cry of dismay she uttered as she dropped into the cold water and disappeared below, her arms flailing in a futile attempt to hold her face above water.
The next fifteen minutes must have seemed endless to Kate as Samantha held enough tickets that she didn't have to leave her place while Hoopes, and other Upton haters, verbally taunted and harassed Kate for being "too fat" and "too slow" as she struggled out of the tank and up the ladder, only to be almost instantly plunged back again by Hoopes' unerring aim and her strong right throwing arm.
After fifteen grueling minutes of non-stop torment by Samantha Hoopes, Kate's turn in the tank was at an end. Hoopes, laughing and joking with the crowd, gave the rest of her tickets to Jenny McCarthy, the next in line. Jenny'd been grousing about missing a chance to embarrass Upton and wasn't happy with Hoopes' hogging the limelight. Meanwhile, Kate leaned on the edge of the tank trying to catch her breath and glared daggers at Hoopes, but with a thin smile on her lips as she began to plot her revenge.
Tess Valmore took Kate's place and Upton, shivering and breathless, her wet golden hair matted to her head, her soaking wet sheer top transparent, was supported as she stumbled down the steps a the back of tank. She was quickly wrapped in a towel and rubbed dry by Charlize Theron while Tess carefully took her seat above the tank. As soon as Tess got settled on the seat above the frigid water-filled tank, Jenny McCarthy, Yvonne Strahovski and Gena Lee Nolin began jostling each other trying to be first in line to dunk the wildly popular sportswriter for Tractorpull Magazine.
As Tess began her fifteen minute turn, Kate was getting warmed up by Charlize. They were interrupted by Hoopes who pushed her way through the crowd to confront Kate. Samantha was holding several balls in her left hand and another in her right. Holding her hand up, Sam sneered, "I still got a few left Uppity, what say we go out in the parking lot and play Dodge Ball. I could paint bullseye on those big headlights of yours and see how many points I can ring up!"
Kate lunged at Hoopes, but Charlize held her back...though in Kate's condition, that wasn't difficult. Kate had suffered through a grueling Sauna Match with Hannah Ferguson a few days ago - a fight Kate lost in 11 rounds and with it, her welter title. Upton's legendary took plenty of damage and after the dunk tank, she was hardly fit to face Hoopes - though Sam had her own difficult fight with Brooklyn Decker the same night. Both women would have been wise to avoid the confrontation that was about to occur and might have if Charlize had not been called away by one of the FCBA officials and left Kate and Samantha standing chest-to-chest behind the dunk tank.
DURING:
Kate said, "I didn't appreciate those comments about my ass. You better apologize."
Hoopes shrugged, smiled, and said, "I'm sorry...sorry your ass is so big it makes your boobs seem small by comparison. Still, I suppose it makes a great cushion when someone knocks you on it in one of your fights...something that seems to happen more and more lately."
Kate was shivering from the cold water, but Samantha mistook Upton's shaking for rage, so figuring she should get her retaliation in first, Samantha thrust out both arms and slammed her palms into Kate's jiggling breasts. The shove sent Kate backward into the crowd of people standing around behind the dunk tank. One of them was Samantha's stablemate, Jennifer Lawrence...
...who elbowed Upton in the back, knocking the wind out of the big blonde. As Upton arched her back in pain, Lawrence drove her fist into Kate's kidney. The powerful and unexpected blow buckled Kate's knees and she staggered, grabbing her back.
Before Lawrence could inflict further damage on Upton, someone grabbed Jennifer from behind, wrapping an arm around her neck in a choke hold, clamping down tight, she then added a second arm to turn the hold into a Sleeper! J-Law struggled against the hold, but after a few seconds the world began to gray out, then turn black as she lost consciousness; her body going limp in arms of the blonde behind her who held her up as she dragged Jen's limp body to the edge of the crowd where they were quickly forgotten in the excitement of the fight.
A couple of women grabbed Kate and pushed her back toward Hoopes. As she stumbled out of the press of the crowd, Kate's right hand snapped out and her open palm SLAP spun Samantha halfway around, Kate pushed Sam into the muddy vehicle path between the dunk tank and the pony ride corral where she fell to her hands and knees. As she started to get up, Kate stepped in, straddled her, grabbed her hair in both hands and smashed her facefirst down into the soft, clingy, mud!
Kate pressed Samantha's face into the mud for a while before she stood up and stepped back as she waited to see if Samantha had had enough. She wasn't the least disappointed to see Sam turn over and spit out a mouthful of mud as she got to her feet.
Hoopes muttered, "You're going to regret that, b*tch!"
"I doubt that," Kate smirked. "You getting up just means I get to knock you down again. I'm looking forward to it."
The two women circled clumsily in the mud which was calf deep in center and ankle deep near the edges. The runoff from the pony corral reeked of "fresh pony poop" but so focused were they on each other that neither had yet noticed. Kate's heavy breasts swayed slightly in her wet t-shirt while Sam's breasts swung freely in the warm summer air. Kate slogged toward Hoopes who set her feet and, as soon as Kate came within reach Sam swung her open hand, her palm landing on Kate's left breast with a wet SMACK!
Upton winced at the stinging impact, her breasts being tender and sensitive after her hard Sauna battle with Hannah Ferguson. Kate instantly replied in kind...SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! they traded a series of cuffing slaps to each other's 'pride and joy' until Kate, continuing to plow forward through the oozing mud, tackled Samantha around the chest as she slammed into her, bosom-on-bosom. As the mounds of soft breast meat bulged out between them, Kate slammed Hoopes into the muddy edge of the cart path and mounted her.
Using a fistful of golden hair, Kate pulled Sam's head up and CRACK...WHAP! forehand-backhanded her, bringing tears to Samantha's brown eyes. Samantha gave a pained groan "OWWwww...b*tch" as she clamped onto Kate's breasts with both hands and dug into the throbbing orbs, twisting and clawing as she arched and bucked trying to unseat Kate from her midsection. Kate spread her knees, wanting to trap Samantha's legs between hers, but Hoopes took advantage of the slippery mud and after she kneed Kate in the butt, Hoopes crabbed on her back, slithering from under Kate - but losing a clump of hair in the process.
Samantha drew up her feet and kicked Kate in the chest, sending the buxom blonde backward into the deeper mud where she landed on her back with a loud SPLAT! to the delight of the crowd who had crowed in close as the action grew more heated.
Kate was struggling to get off her butt in the mud which gave Samantha the opportunity as she stomped thru the mud to kick Kate in the butt as she tried to push herself upright. Upton went sprawling face down in the mud and when she lifted her head, the mud that had covered her face ran down in a brown waterfall.
Many in the crowd laughed at Upton's expense, but their laughter died when they saw the look on her face after she wiped the mud from it. She threw a handful of mud in Samantha's face, briefly blinding her, giving Kate the time to get back to her feet.
Up to this point the two woman had been catfighting, but now Upton raised her fists, silently challenging the smaller Hoopes to fistfight her. Samantha had no choice but to accept the welter's challenge and put 'em up herself. They circled slowly, each slipping and sliding in the slick mud and neither was able to land any solid punches. In fact, most of their blows either fell short of the mark or missed entirely, leaving the puncher off balance and vulnerable to a counter, but even the few that landed failed to do any real damage.
Upton realized her size and weight gave her an advantage in the mud so she stopped throwing punches and again sloshed toward Samantha planning to grapple with her. The lighter blonde eluded Kate's first rush, but lost her footing as she tried to turn. Hoopes' feet flew out from under her and she landed hard on her butt, knocking the breath out of her and sending a spray of mud onto the nearby fans who screamed and scrambled back from the edge of the muddy track.
As Kate stalked toward Hoopes, Samantha rolled over and scrambled on all fours toward the grassy berm between the muddy road and the pony corral. Kate lunged and grabbed the waist of Samantha's shorts and tried to use them to pull her back. Someone in the crowd took Samantha's hand and tried to pull her to safety, but Kate dug her toes into the mud and pulled her back. Sam's feet slipped and she fell on her belly. Before she realized what was happening, Kate had slid her muddy shorts over her butt and down her legs and off! Kate swung Sam's shorts overhead several times, then let go sending them sailing into the crowd where a fight briefly broke out between Camila Mendes and Olivia Holt over the sweaty, muddy, sexy souvenir.
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Sam stood in all her glory with an expanse of more or less clean skin where her shorts had covered her. Furious, Samantha threw herself at Kate, her fingers clawing at Kate's wet t-shirt, which quickly fell apart under Sam's attack. Kate drove her fist into Sam's belly, driving her back several steps. Sam backed up, buying time to get her breath while Kate took a deep breathe.
Again they came together with Kate throwing body punches at Samantha's mid-section while Hoopes forced her way inside where she tried to remove Kate's shorts. Hoopes suffered several hard blows, but her single-minded pursuit of Upton's shorts and undies was successful and after they went to the ground and rolled around in the mud for several minutes, Samantha sat up triumphantly brandishing Kate's shorts and thong.
Kate reached down to grab Samantha by the hair and yank her to her feet but as Kate reared back cocking her right fist, Samantha swung her legs around and took Kate's feet out from under her and this time it was Kate who was slammed down in the mud on her butt, sending a spray of mud into the front row of spectators!
Hoopes, having been lifted halfway up by Kate, rolled forward onto her hands and knees and crawled over to Upton who lashed out with both feet. Samantha caught Kate's ankles, spread her legs and wedged herself into the V between Kate's knees. She grabbed Upton's hands and pinned them down in the mud as she raised herself over Kate. Samantha smiled as she looked down into Kate's wide eyes and Samantha thought she saw the glimmer of doubt there.
For the first time, Samantha thought she had the edge and immediately took advantage. Kate's breasts were still sensitive from the damage Ferguson had done in their Sauna battle and Hoopes went to work! She grabbed, squeezed, mauled and used the heels of her hands to press down on the supple flesh, pressuring the tender underlying tissue.
The mud turned out to be both a help and a hindrance because Samantha couldn't get a firm grip on Kate's supple mounds - and Upton was madly squirming, writhing and bucking in a desperate attempt to escape the torture. When squirming proved to be inadequate, Kate resorted to punching and that proved more effective...especially because it forced Samantha to release Kate's breasts and use her hands to defend her own breasts and her sides from Kate's punches.
The crowd kept yelling a steady chorus of advice to one or the other, or both, fighters, though neither seemed to be listening to it...or perhaps mud in their ears made hearing it impossible at this point. Samantha took a page from Kate's book and used her own tactic against her, pulling her head up by the hair to punch her in the face. That made Upton stop punching Samantha's body so she could protect her fabulous face from suffering some real damage from Hoopes' knuckles.
Samantha punched Kate's forehead and the arms she had across her face, then punched Upton's proud breasts a couple of times before going back to attacking her face. Kate's frustration grew with every punch that scored and soon it was apparent to everyone that she was exhausted. She held up her hands, palms out, in a gesture of submission. Samantha let out a whoop of joy, then caught Kate's wrists and again pinned her arms in the mud. This time, Sam brought her knees up and wedged Kate's legs apart, then moved up until she was sitting atop Upton's twin mounds of flesh, flattening Kate's bosom with her derriere.
"Now Kate..." Samantha whispered as she leaned over, "...I'm going to do something a lot of women in the FCBA would love to have the chance to do."
With that, Samantha slid forward and sat on Kate's face, trapping Upton's nose and mouth under her ass. Kate's eyes were wide as she looked up at Sam's face and frantically bucked her hips and scissored her legs from side to side in desperate attempts to avoid being smothered in the most humiliating way possible for a proud JMD/D fighter. Several women gasped in shock and looked away, but others gave Samantha polite little 'golf claps' of encouragement. Most just watched in silence, too aroused to leave, but too intimidated to protest.
Samantha looked around, wondering if Tess and Charlize were there to see her moment of triumph, but they'd left before the little spat turned violent, and neither would hear about it until it was too late to do anything about it.
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Kate's struggles, while futile at unseating Hoopes, nevertheless required Sam's undivided attention and effort to remain seated with her smothering behind 'on target'. After one particularly violent up-thrust of her pelvis, Kate nearly toppled Samantha forward, but the top blond reached back and grabbed two fistfulls of Kate's breast meat and steadied herself.
As Kate's resistance slowly faded, Samantha leaned forward, her hands in the mud on either side of Kate's head, her head bowed, her muddy hair dangling stringy in front of her face. Several women applauded - though it wasn't clear if that was to support Samantha or encourage Kate to fight on and escape... perhaps it was a little of each.
It was at that second that something totally unexpected happened!
Someone (later identified by witnesses as Upton's stablemate Yvonne Strahovski) burst out of the crowd, ran along the grassy shoulder of the vehicle track and kicked Samantha in the head, stunning her and leaving her groggy. Samantha was knocked flat, her chest slapping into the mud above Kate's head; her belly dropping on Kate's face and her limp legs slowly slipping out behind her along Kate's hips as her knees settled into the ooze.
Kate was slowly recovering; her mud-streaked lips gaping open, sucking air into her oxygen deprived lungs. Kate freed her arms from the muck, reached up and pressed her hand into Samantha's chest, then rolled the stunned blonde off of her onto her back in the mud. Samantha flopped down beside Kate, sprawled limp and groggy; her head at the edge of the muddy track below the pony ride rope line.
Kate slowly turned to look at Samantha, then swung a leg over Hoopes' waist and pushed herself up and over, sitting down straddling Sam's hips. Grinning, Kate used her hands to wipe the mud from her breasts as she stared down at Samantha's blank, panting, face.
Kate ran her hands thru her sticky, muddy, hair, then leaned forward and slowly covered Samantha's face with her big, heavy, breasts. The smooth skin easily molded itself to Hoopes' red face, the mud acting an added sealent to assure no oxygen got to Samantha's soon to be oxygen starved lungs. It was only at that moment that Samantha Hoopes realized what was happening and how hubris in her eagerness to humiliate Upton had sown the seeds of her own, impending, defeat.
Still too dazed to fight back, and too exhausted from the struggle with the heavier, stronger, welterweight in the thick mud, Samantha could only flutter her hands weakly against Kate's wide hips as her feet slid back and forth in the mud until they finally stoped and fell still. It wasn't until Sam's hands stopped pitty-patting her ass that Kate lifted her heavy hanging hooters from Hoopes' blank face. Samantha's limp body lay still with only the rise and fall of her big breasts to show she was still alive.
Kate sat up and took a deep, cleansing, breath; filling her lungs and expanding her awesome chest. She looked around at the gaping faces of the women watching and smiled as she struggled to her feet; stopping to pose for photos with a foot firmly on Samantha's chest, flattening Hoopes' proud breasts as if they were nothing.
"Once again, I've proven myself not only a great fighter, but a great tactician," Kate boasted. When she was facesitting me...I racked my brain trying to come up with a plan... but she had put me in the perfect position to take advantage of her big weakness. Hoopes is so damn cocky, so sure of herself; it never occurred to her I had friends who'd be there when I needed them. She wasn't able to accept winning and just get up - no, she sat there fat dumb and happy, milking the moment... too full of herself to see it coming."
In the opinion of the crowd, Kate won the confrontation - wide - on 'style points' which gave her the decision by a UD10!
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AFTER:
Once the crowd began to disperse, anyone noticed another pair of women off to one side of the crowd. Brooklyn Decker was standing behind a Jennifer Lawrence holding her with her left arm around Jen's left shoulder, her left hand clamped on Jen's throat. Lawrence's hands were tied behind her back between her butt and Decker's groin. Her face was flushed, and it wasn't until one looked more closely that they'd notice Decker's right hand was in the front of Jen's shorts where it had been busy while she and Jen had watched Upton getting Hoopes off.
Brooklyn nudged Jen forward and the blonde Chimera welterweight staggered forward, guided by Decker's left hand on her throat and right in her shorts. Brooklyn stopped in front of Kate who was resting on her knees beside the unconscious Hoopes.
"I saw Lawrence take a shot at you earlier and figured it was only fair to lend a hand. After all, she's an annoyance to both of us....as is her friend down there on the ground," Brooklyn nodded at Hoopes' prone body. Brooklyn extended a hand to Kate and helped her to her feet. "What's next for you...and her?" she asked. "I've got a couple of ideas for this one. Maybe you two'd like to join us?"
Kate looked down at Hoopes and shrugged. "I'm going to take a shower an...no, ...WE'RE going to shower. Once she's cleaned up, maybe the four of us could party? Yvonne's got a motel room nearby and she drove her pickup truck. You two want to join us? We can discuss a way to solve our mutual problems," Kate leered, nudging Hoopes with her toe and nodding at Lawrence who stood mute thanks to the small ball of cloth Brooklyn had stuffed into her mouth. What was now J-Law's gag had began the day as part of her top when she arrived earlier that day.
Upton and Decker heaved the unconscious Hoopes up out of the mud and folded her body over Jen's shoulder, her butt pressed against Jen's cheek and her head hanging down Lawrence's back; her long, muddy hair slapping on Jen's bottom. Kate and Brooklyn each took one of Jen's elbows and led her buckling under Hoopes' weight to the changing tent. Once inside Decker supported the exhausted Upton as Lawrence and Hoopes "worshiped" at their alters while they all showered together. After Kate had washed the mud from herself, she watched Decker get Hoopes and Lawrence clean enough to travel.
When the coast was clear, Yvonne Strahovski pulled her pickup truck up to the back of the tent. Upton and Decker tossed Hoopes and Lawrence - their mouths gagged; their wrists and ankles bound with duct tape - in the bed of Yvonne's truck. Decker pulled a tarp over them and rode in back keeping an eye on them. Kate sat up front with Yvonne as she drove them to her motel.
"How much do you trust Decker?" Yvonne asked Kate, glancing back at the truck bed to check if Brooklyn was evesdropping on them. "When I saw Tess and Theron were nowhere to be seen - and Decker was too busy with her new plaything (Lawrence) - I figured it was up to me to step in and give you a hand."
"Thanks for that, by the way; I'd about given up hope at that point. As far as Decker is concerned, I'd trust her as far as I could throw her," Kate sighed, rubbing her chest where Hoopes had left several new bruises and many aches. "She's got some kind of personal issue with Lawrence that I don't know about; but as long as she thinks Hoopes can make problems for her in JMD/D, she's going to want to send them both a message so they think it'll be a big mistake to challenge her again.
"Brook's not stupid; she knows Lawrence and I will be butting heads at welter for years, so if she helps me settle Jennifer down she won't have to worry about her and can concentrate on dealing with Hoopes at lightweight."
The Aussie hottie realizing her mistake the instant she she saw Upton's body stiffen and the flash of anger in her eyes as she turned on her. "DO NOT...EVER..." Kate bristled, "...for one second think that...THAT SKANK is any competition for my girls in JMD/D. She got in a few shots today, I'll grant her that; but this wasn't a real contest with rules and a referee. She caught me when I was tired and unprepared...that's never going to happen again, I'm going to make sure she understands that very clearly by the time she walks out of your motel room...assuming she can still walk in the morning!"
The five women spent the rest of the afternoon and all that night teaching them a lesson. By morning Upton, Decker and Yvonne were convinced that Hoopes and Lawrence wanted nothing more to do with the three blond dominatrix! The message they'd sent had been received both loud - and clear!
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Upton and Decker shook hands and went their separate ways. Kate and Strahovski untied the two Chimera girls, called an Uber to pick them up at the motel, then drove off laughing..
To add insult to psychic injury, the two Chimera fighters - whose names were somehow on the rental - were billed for damage to the room, the furniture; the bed linen, one table lamp and two long distance phone calls to Australia Yvonne made while the four were otherwise engaged.
Several "knowledgeable women" in the FCBA have assured the writer that a recording of some of the events at the motel that night have surfaced and that merely a mention of it is enough to send Lawrence and Hoopes into a panic. If true, it could mean that the hottest video of the year may belong to one - or more - FCBA members. Stay tuned.
END
@ The 2021 FCBA 4th of July Picnic Sunday
BACKGROUND:
The FCBA was holding it's annual Fourth of July charity picnic and games. There's wet t-shirt contests involving a plethora of FCBA "heavyweights" including many fighters who've been in JMDD fights. While certainly not the focus of the picnic, plenty of the contestants thought it would be pretty good fun and a way to tweak a few of their rivals.
The wet t-shirt contests were being held hourly on a flimsy wooden stage. There was no shortage of women in the FCBA contest who - justified or not - felt their "ladies" were superior to others. So the list of entrants for the series of contests was long and filled with A-list names. Hanna Ferguson, Brooklyn Decker, Hilary Rhoda, Lindsey Pelas, Lindsay Lohan, Charlotte McKinney, Abigail Ratchford, Alice Goodwin, Emily DiDonato, Kim Kardashian, Bella Thorne, Sydney Sweeney were just a few of the early entrants. Some people who arrived early were treated to a brawl between Jenna Louise Coleman and Sophia Bush, which were separated and then renewed later on during the contest itself, which led to them both being disqualified. However, that didn’t prevent them from continuing to smother and snark at each other outside of the event. Revolution Boxing's Maria Ozawa, Hitomi Tanaka, and Anri Okit also signed up to represent their stable in the wet t-shirt contest, bringing an exotic Far East flavor to the proceedings! Kate Upton had been one of the first to sign up, but she later withdrew without giving a reason. Some felt it was because of pressure on her stable from other managers who felt Upton's reputation (and equipment) gave her an unfair advantage. Whatever the reason, Kate had still shown up to fulfill her dunk tank obligations...though she made no secret of the fact she wasn't pleased!
Attractions for kids included a bounce house and pony rides, plus a small kids merry-go-round as well as sack and three-legged races. Of course, there the usual ice cream, cotton candy, soft drinks, plus corn dog and hot dog concession booths for all ages!
The attractions for adults included an "adult drink" booth and with the temperature in the high 90's the line was long for that one. There was also a ring where some FCBA stars put on boxing exhibitions...wearing big soft gloves and headgear, of course. Several of FCBA's wrestlers and MMA stars demonstrate holds and throws, among them were Yvonne Strahovski, Taryn Terrell, Paige VanZant, Mickie James, Stacy Keibler, Britani Knight (aka WWE's Paige), Ronda Rousey, Miesha Tate and WWE's Stephanie McMahon.
The wet t-shirt stage (between the hourly t-shirt judgings) was used for singers who put on short performances. Some of the biggest stars included Taylor Swift, Demi Lovato, Ali Michalka, Miley Cyrus, Shakira, Anna Kendrick, Hayden Panettiere, Selena Gomez, Katy Perry, and Zendaya Coleman...several 'amateurs' wandered over after hitting the "adult drink" concession (looking at you Kristen Stewart) to elbow their way up to the mike (most succeeded only briefly before being gently - or forcibly - removed).
The most popular attraction was a dunk tank where a contestant could throw softballs at a target which, when hit, would drop a celebrity into a large tank of ice cold water. Balls (3 for $5) were selling like hot cakes and the line was long.
The dunk tank was adjacent to a pony ride ring and dirt vehicle path between them had become a sea of mud from the run-off from both the dunk tank and the ASPCA required watering trough for the ponies. It became the spot where Hoopes-Upton would be destined to settle their issues although neither would have chosen it!
Reporting that she'd volunteered to work the "dunk tank" at the FCBA picnic, Tess wrote in her Tractorpull column, "I've never been in a drunk tank since I don’t know what it’s like to be drunk.";
Charlize has been uncharacteristically silent on the subject - but there's a rumor going around that, "Ms G.O.A.T. thought it beneath someone of her accomplishment and status to lend herself to such a low-brow event." But several members of the "picnic committee" had been given - or otherwise gained possession of - a series of embarrassing photos of the G.O.A.T. - ones they promised to give to Theron... but only after Charlize fulfilled her obligatory time in the tank. Charlize agreed.
A scuffle nearly broke out between the Lioness's Minka Kelly and Hannah Davis of Fates. Minka was showing off her throwing arm by dunking a couple of the women in the dunk tank. Minka boasted that no one should be surprised since she once dated Derek Jeter. Hannah Davis made an appearance and she and Minka got in each other's face (momentarily) since Hannah took offense over Minka's bringing up Jeter's name...since Hannah had actually married Jeter!
Hannah took the opportunity to tease Kate Upton - who also married a baseball player and more than one woman wondered if the baseball WAGs exchanged more than words (you know, like recipes or names of the best restaurants in different cities).
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TALE OF THE TAPE
Upton: 29yo; 5'10"; 143#; 30H-28-36; Record: 90-26-0 4x-JMD/D; 4x-Welter champion
Hoopes: 30yo; 5'9"; 128#; 34D-24-34; Record: 5-10-0 (5KO) BW#33@light
A it was nearly noon and nearly a half-dozen women had completed their turn in the tank. The volunteers included some of the all-time greats. In addition to Tess Valmore the names included Kate Beckinsale, Jennifer Garner, Cat Bell and Gena Lee Nolin. There were current and former title holders like Olivia Holt, Naomi Scott, Adrianne Palicki and Amanda Righetti . Many others were scheduled for later in the afternoon and evening including Taylor Swift, Emily DiDonato, Kendall and Chris Jenner, Elizabeth Olsen, Emily Ratajkowski, plus several others who were competing in the wet t-shirt contests across the park.
Kate Upton, scheduled to replace Charlize Theron was about to take her turn and looked over at Charlize who sat shivering on the dunking platform, her nipples "en pointe" from the frigid water.
As Theron was again dropped into the tank, her hard nipples were so obvious that Kate turned to Tess and purred, "Theron looks like a throwback to the Early Cretinous Period, while I am a perfect example of the Curvaceous Era."
Charlize was aroused as much by the disappointment on the faces of the women in the crowd who she'd successfully distracted with banter, jokes and a few well-timed barbs to throw off their aim at the last second as by the number of minutes she'd spent in the cold water. She was glad to see Kate's laughing face as the busty blonde model arrived to loud applause.
Upton was wearing skin tight booty shorts and a lightweight crop top tied under her heavy bosom. Already her nipples and areola were faintly visible thru the thin cotton - the same type shirt the women in the wet t-shirt contest across the park were wearing for their contest.
The only girl left in front of Samantha, handed in her ticket, took three balls, wound up and threw as hard as she could at the round target on the end of a long arm at the side of the tank. Her throw sailed wide to the right, missing the bullseye by several feet. Upton laughed and taunted her, "You throw like a girl!"
Red-faced, the brunette reared back and threw the second ball even harder, but she over corrected and this time she hit the front of the tank to the left of the target. Upton sneered derisively and flipped her long blonde hair back with a toss of her head. The brunette didn't even bother aiming at the target with her third throw, instead sending the ball straight at Kate's mocking face. Fortunately, she was protected by a wire screen and the ball, which would have hit her head, fell harmlessly to the wet grass. Kate roared with laughter as the brunette stalked angrily away.
Samantha stepped up with a fistful of tickets and exchanged one for three balls, tossing one up and down in her right hand as she held the other two in her left. She stared at Kate until Upton's gaze met hers, their eyes locking. Then with a confident motion, Samantha flung the ball straight at the target. THUNK!
"EEEK!" Kate screamed as the hinged seat beneath her opened to drop her in the ice water! She leapt up, water cascading in sheets down her heaving chest as she snapped her head back sending a shower cold water out into the crowd; getting squeals from several teens in the front row of fans as they were splashed.
"Getchurfatass back on your perch, Upton!"Samantha said, tossing a second ball in the air. "I expect you to give me my money's worth, she added unnecessarily as the grumbling Kate resumed her seat. No sooner had Upton turned to face her then THUNK! Sam's second throw struck the bullseye. Kate plunged downward once more into the frigid water with a startled yelp!
This time Kate sprang quickly up from below the water and pulled herself out of the water shivering as she was given a helping hand back up onto the platform. A crowd had gathered as word of Upton's appearance spread quickly and they were more or less evenly divided in their support of Kate and Hoopes. But it was Samantha who held the upper hand - a hand full of balls she had yet to throw!
Again, Samantha had timed her throw perfectly, the ball hitting the bullseye before Kate had caught her breath and - as before - Upton couldn't stop the cry of dismay she uttered as she dropped into the cold water and disappeared below, her arms flailing in a futile attempt to hold her face above water.
The next fifteen minutes must have seemed endless to Kate as Samantha held enough tickets that she didn't have to leave her place while Hoopes, and other Upton haters, verbally taunted and harassed Kate for being "too fat" and "too slow" as she struggled out of the tank and up the ladder, only to be almost instantly plunged back again by Hoopes' unerring aim and her strong right throwing arm.
After fifteen grueling minutes of non-stop torment by Samantha Hoopes, Kate's turn in the tank was at an end. Hoopes, laughing and joking with the crowd, gave the rest of her tickets to Jenny McCarthy, the next in line. Jenny'd been grousing about missing a chance to embarrass Upton and wasn't happy with Hoopes' hogging the limelight. Meanwhile, Kate leaned on the edge of the tank trying to catch her breath and glared daggers at Hoopes, but with a thin smile on her lips as she began to plot her revenge.
As Tess began her fifteen minute turn, Kate was getting warmed up by Charlize. They were interrupted by Hoopes who pushed her way through the crowd to confront Kate. Samantha was holding several balls in her left hand and another in her right. Holding her hand up, Sam sneered, "I still got a few left Uppity, what say we go out in the parking lot and play Dodge Ball. I could paint bullseye on those big headlights of yours and see how many points I can ring up!"
Kate lunged at Hoopes, but Charlize held her back...though in Kate's condition, that wasn't difficult. Kate had suffered through a grueling Sauna Match with Hannah Ferguson a few days ago - a fight Kate lost in 11 rounds and with it, her welter title. Upton's legendary took plenty of damage and after the dunk tank, she was hardly fit to face Hoopes - though Sam had her own difficult fight with Brooklyn Decker the same night. Both women would have been wise to avoid the confrontation that was about to occur and might have if Charlize had not been called away by one of the FCBA officials and left Kate and Samantha standing chest-to-chest behind the dunk tank.
DURING:
Kate said, "I didn't appreciate those comments about my ass. You better apologize."
Hoopes shrugged, smiled, and said, "I'm sorry...sorry your ass is so big it makes your boobs seem small by comparison. Still, I suppose it makes a great cushion when someone knocks you on it in one of your fights...something that seems to happen more and more lately."
Kate was shivering from the cold water, but Samantha mistook Upton's shaking for rage, so figuring she should get her retaliation in first, Samantha thrust out both arms and slammed her palms into Kate's jiggling breasts. The shove sent Kate backward into the crowd of people standing around behind the dunk tank. One of them was Samantha's stablemate, Jennifer Lawrence...
...who elbowed Upton in the back, knocking the wind out of the big blonde. As Upton arched her back in pain, Lawrence drove her fist into Kate's kidney. The powerful and unexpected blow buckled Kate's knees and she staggered, grabbing her back.
Before Lawrence could inflict further damage on Upton, someone grabbed Jennifer from behind, wrapping an arm around her neck in a choke hold, clamping down tight, she then added a second arm to turn the hold into a Sleeper! J-Law struggled against the hold, but after a few seconds the world began to gray out, then turn black as she lost consciousness; her body going limp in arms of the blonde behind her who held her up as she dragged Jen's limp body to the edge of the crowd where they were quickly forgotten in the excitement of the fight.
A couple of women grabbed Kate and pushed her back toward Hoopes. As she stumbled out of the press of the crowd, Kate's right hand snapped out and her open palm SLAP spun Samantha halfway around, Kate pushed Sam into the muddy vehicle path between the dunk tank and the pony ride corral where she fell to her hands and knees. As she started to get up, Kate stepped in, straddled her, grabbed her hair in both hands and smashed her facefirst down into the soft, clingy, mud!
Hoopes muttered, "You're going to regret that, b*tch!"
"I doubt that," Kate smirked. "You getting up just means I get to knock you down again. I'm looking forward to it."
The two women circled clumsily in the mud which was calf deep in center and ankle deep near the edges. The runoff from the pony corral reeked of "fresh pony poop" but so focused were they on each other that neither had yet noticed. Kate's heavy breasts swayed slightly in her wet t-shirt while Sam's breasts swung freely in the warm summer air. Kate slogged toward Hoopes who set her feet and, as soon as Kate came within reach Sam swung her open hand, her palm landing on Kate's left breast with a wet SMACK!
Upton winced at the stinging impact, her breasts being tender and sensitive after her hard Sauna battle with Hannah Ferguson. Kate instantly replied in kind...SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! they traded a series of cuffing slaps to each other's 'pride and joy' until Kate, continuing to plow forward through the oozing mud, tackled Samantha around the chest as she slammed into her, bosom-on-bosom. As the mounds of soft breast meat bulged out between them, Kate slammed Hoopes into the muddy edge of the cart path and mounted her.
Using a fistful of golden hair, Kate pulled Sam's head up and CRACK...WHAP! forehand-backhanded her, bringing tears to Samantha's brown eyes. Samantha gave a pained groan "OWWwww...b*tch" as she clamped onto Kate's breasts with both hands and dug into the throbbing orbs, twisting and clawing as she arched and bucked trying to unseat Kate from her midsection. Kate spread her knees, wanting to trap Samantha's legs between hers, but Hoopes took advantage of the slippery mud and after she kneed Kate in the butt, Hoopes crabbed on her back, slithering from under Kate - but losing a clump of hair in the process.
Samantha drew up her feet and kicked Kate in the chest, sending the buxom blonde backward into the deeper mud where she landed on her back with a loud SPLAT! to the delight of the crowd who had crowed in close as the action grew more heated.
Kate was struggling to get off her butt in the mud which gave Samantha the opportunity as she stomped thru the mud to kick Kate in the butt as she tried to push herself upright. Upton went sprawling face down in the mud and when she lifted her head, the mud that had covered her face ran down in a brown waterfall.
Up to this point the two woman had been catfighting, but now Upton raised her fists, silently challenging the smaller Hoopes to fistfight her. Samantha had no choice but to accept the welter's challenge and put 'em up herself. They circled slowly, each slipping and sliding in the slick mud and neither was able to land any solid punches. In fact, most of their blows either fell short of the mark or missed entirely, leaving the puncher off balance and vulnerable to a counter, but even the few that landed failed to do any real damage.
Upton realized her size and weight gave her an advantage in the mud so she stopped throwing punches and again sloshed toward Samantha planning to grapple with her. The lighter blonde eluded Kate's first rush, but lost her footing as she tried to turn. Hoopes' feet flew out from under her and she landed hard on her butt, knocking the breath out of her and sending a spray of mud onto the nearby fans who screamed and scrambled back from the edge of the muddy track.
As Kate stalked toward Hoopes, Samantha rolled over and scrambled on all fours toward the grassy berm between the muddy road and the pony corral. Kate lunged and grabbed the waist of Samantha's shorts and tried to use them to pull her back. Someone in the crowd took Samantha's hand and tried to pull her to safety, but Kate dug her toes into the mud and pulled her back. Sam's feet slipped and she fell on her belly. Before she realized what was happening, Kate had slid her muddy shorts over her butt and down her legs and off! Kate swung Sam's shorts overhead several times, then let go sending them sailing into the crowd where a fight briefly broke out between Camila Mendes and Olivia Holt over the sweaty, muddy, sexy souvenir.
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Sam stood in all her glory with an expanse of more or less clean skin where her shorts had covered her. Furious, Samantha threw herself at Kate, her fingers clawing at Kate's wet t-shirt, which quickly fell apart under Sam's attack. Kate drove her fist into Sam's belly, driving her back several steps. Sam backed up, buying time to get her breath while Kate took a deep breathe.
Again they came together with Kate throwing body punches at Samantha's mid-section while Hoopes forced her way inside where she tried to remove Kate's shorts. Hoopes suffered several hard blows, but her single-minded pursuit of Upton's shorts and undies was successful and after they went to the ground and rolled around in the mud for several minutes, Samantha sat up triumphantly brandishing Kate's shorts and thong.
Kate reached down to grab Samantha by the hair and yank her to her feet but as Kate reared back cocking her right fist, Samantha swung her legs around and took Kate's feet out from under her and this time it was Kate who was slammed down in the mud on her butt, sending a spray of mud into the front row of spectators!
Hoopes, having been lifted halfway up by Kate, rolled forward onto her hands and knees and crawled over to Upton who lashed out with both feet. Samantha caught Kate's ankles, spread her legs and wedged herself into the V between Kate's knees. She grabbed Upton's hands and pinned them down in the mud as she raised herself over Kate. Samantha smiled as she looked down into Kate's wide eyes and Samantha thought she saw the glimmer of doubt there.
The crowd kept yelling a steady chorus of advice to one or the other, or both, fighters, though neither seemed to be listening to it...or perhaps mud in their ears made hearing it impossible at this point. Samantha took a page from Kate's book and used her own tactic against her, pulling her head up by the hair to punch her in the face. That made Upton stop punching Samantha's body so she could protect her fabulous face from suffering some real damage from Hoopes' knuckles.
Samantha punched Kate's forehead and the arms she had across her face, then punched Upton's proud breasts a couple of times before going back to attacking her face. Kate's frustration grew with every punch that scored and soon it was apparent to everyone that she was exhausted. She held up her hands, palms out, in a gesture of submission. Samantha let out a whoop of joy, then caught Kate's wrists and again pinned her arms in the mud. This time, Sam brought her knees up and wedged Kate's legs apart, then moved up until she was sitting atop Upton's twin mounds of flesh, flattening Kate's bosom with her derriere.
"Now Kate..." Samantha whispered as she leaned over, "...I'm going to do something a lot of women in the FCBA would love to have the chance to do."
With that, Samantha slid forward and sat on Kate's face, trapping Upton's nose and mouth under her ass. Kate's eyes were wide as she looked up at Sam's face and frantically bucked her hips and scissored her legs from side to side in desperate attempts to avoid being smothered in the most humiliating way possible for a proud JMD/D fighter. Several women gasped in shock and looked away, but others gave Samantha polite little 'golf claps' of encouragement. Most just watched in silence, too aroused to leave, but too intimidated to protest.
Samantha looked around, wondering if Tess and Charlize were there to see her moment of triumph, but they'd left before the little spat turned violent, and neither would hear about it until it was too late to do anything about it.
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Kate's struggles, while futile at unseating Hoopes, nevertheless required Sam's undivided attention and effort to remain seated with her smothering behind 'on target'. After one particularly violent up-thrust of her pelvis, Kate nearly toppled Samantha forward, but the top blond reached back and grabbed two fistfulls of Kate's breast meat and steadied herself.
As Kate's resistance slowly faded, Samantha leaned forward, her hands in the mud on either side of Kate's head, her head bowed, her muddy hair dangling stringy in front of her face. Several women applauded - though it wasn't clear if that was to support Samantha or encourage Kate to fight on and escape... perhaps it was a little of each.
It was at that second that something totally unexpected happened!
Someone (later identified by witnesses as Upton's stablemate Yvonne Strahovski) burst out of the crowd, ran along the grassy shoulder of the vehicle track and kicked Samantha in the head, stunning her and leaving her groggy. Samantha was knocked flat, her chest slapping into the mud above Kate's head; her belly dropping on Kate's face and her limp legs slowly slipping out behind her along Kate's hips as her knees settled into the ooze.
Kate was slowly recovering; her mud-streaked lips gaping open, sucking air into her oxygen deprived lungs. Kate freed her arms from the muck, reached up and pressed her hand into Samantha's chest, then rolled the stunned blonde off of her onto her back in the mud. Samantha flopped down beside Kate, sprawled limp and groggy; her head at the edge of the muddy track below the pony ride rope line.
Kate slowly turned to look at Samantha, then swung a leg over Hoopes' waist and pushed herself up and over, sitting down straddling Sam's hips. Grinning, Kate used her hands to wipe the mud from her breasts as she stared down at Samantha's blank, panting, face.
Kate ran her hands thru her sticky, muddy, hair, then leaned forward and slowly covered Samantha's face with her big, heavy, breasts. The smooth skin easily molded itself to Hoopes' red face, the mud acting an added sealent to assure no oxygen got to Samantha's soon to be oxygen starved lungs. It was only at that moment that Samantha Hoopes realized what was happening and how hubris in her eagerness to humiliate Upton had sown the seeds of her own, impending, defeat.
Still too dazed to fight back, and too exhausted from the struggle with the heavier, stronger, welterweight in the thick mud, Samantha could only flutter her hands weakly against Kate's wide hips as her feet slid back and forth in the mud until they finally stoped and fell still. It wasn't until Sam's hands stopped pitty-patting her ass that Kate lifted her heavy hanging hooters from Hoopes' blank face. Samantha's limp body lay still with only the rise and fall of her big breasts to show she was still alive.
Kate sat up and took a deep, cleansing, breath; filling her lungs and expanding her awesome chest. She looked around at the gaping faces of the women watching and smiled as she struggled to her feet; stopping to pose for photos with a foot firmly on Samantha's chest, flattening Hoopes' proud breasts as if they were nothing.
"Once again, I've proven myself not only a great fighter, but a great tactician," Kate boasted. When she was facesitting me...I racked my brain trying to come up with a plan... but she had put me in the perfect position to take advantage of her big weakness. Hoopes is so damn cocky, so sure of herself; it never occurred to her I had friends who'd be there when I needed them. She wasn't able to accept winning and just get up - no, she sat there fat dumb and happy, milking the moment... too full of herself to see it coming."
In the opinion of the crowd, Kate won the confrontation - wide - on 'style points' which gave her the decision by a UD10!
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AFTER:
Once the crowd began to disperse, anyone noticed another pair of women off to one side of the crowd. Brooklyn Decker was standing behind a Jennifer Lawrence holding her with her left arm around Jen's left shoulder, her left hand clamped on Jen's throat. Lawrence's hands were tied behind her back between her butt and Decker's groin. Her face was flushed, and it wasn't until one looked more closely that they'd notice Decker's right hand was in the front of Jen's shorts where it had been busy while she and Jen had watched Upton getting Hoopes off.
Brooklyn nudged Jen forward and the blonde Chimera welterweight staggered forward, guided by Decker's left hand on her throat and right in her shorts. Brooklyn stopped in front of Kate who was resting on her knees beside the unconscious Hoopes.
"I saw Lawrence take a shot at you earlier and figured it was only fair to lend a hand. After all, she's an annoyance to both of us....as is her friend down there on the ground," Brooklyn nodded at Hoopes' prone body. Brooklyn extended a hand to Kate and helped her to her feet. "What's next for you...and her?" she asked. "I've got a couple of ideas for this one. Maybe you two'd like to join us?"
Kate looked down at Hoopes and shrugged. "I'm going to take a shower an...no, ...WE'RE going to shower. Once she's cleaned up, maybe the four of us could party? Yvonne's got a motel room nearby and she drove her pickup truck. You two want to join us? We can discuss a way to solve our mutual problems," Kate leered, nudging Hoopes with her toe and nodding at Lawrence who stood mute thanks to the small ball of cloth Brooklyn had stuffed into her mouth. What was now J-Law's gag had began the day as part of her top when she arrived earlier that day.
Upton and Decker heaved the unconscious Hoopes up out of the mud and folded her body over Jen's shoulder, her butt pressed against Jen's cheek and her head hanging down Lawrence's back; her long, muddy hair slapping on Jen's bottom. Kate and Brooklyn each took one of Jen's elbows and led her buckling under Hoopes' weight to the changing tent. Once inside Decker supported the exhausted Upton as Lawrence and Hoopes "worshiped" at their alters while they all showered together. After Kate had washed the mud from herself, she watched Decker get Hoopes and Lawrence clean enough to travel.
When the coast was clear, Yvonne Strahovski pulled her pickup truck up to the back of the tent. Upton and Decker tossed Hoopes and Lawrence - their mouths gagged; their wrists and ankles bound with duct tape - in the bed of Yvonne's truck. Decker pulled a tarp over them and rode in back keeping an eye on them. Kate sat up front with Yvonne as she drove them to her motel.
"How much do you trust Decker?" Yvonne asked Kate, glancing back at the truck bed to check if Brooklyn was evesdropping on them. "When I saw Tess and Theron were nowhere to be seen - and Decker was too busy with her new plaything (Lawrence) - I figured it was up to me to step in and give you a hand."
"Thanks for that, by the way; I'd about given up hope at that point. As far as Decker is concerned, I'd trust her as far as I could throw her," Kate sighed, rubbing her chest where Hoopes had left several new bruises and many aches. "She's got some kind of personal issue with Lawrence that I don't know about; but as long as she thinks Hoopes can make problems for her in JMD/D, she's going to want to send them both a message so they think it'll be a big mistake to challenge her again.
"Brook's not stupid; she knows Lawrence and I will be butting heads at welter for years, so if she helps me settle Jennifer down she won't have to worry about her and can concentrate on dealing with Hoopes at lightweight."
The Aussie hottie realizing her mistake the instant she she saw Upton's body stiffen and the flash of anger in her eyes as she turned on her. "DO NOT...EVER..." Kate bristled, "...for one second think that...THAT SKANK is any competition for my girls in JMD/D. She got in a few shots today, I'll grant her that; but this wasn't a real contest with rules and a referee. She caught me when I was tired and unprepared...that's never going to happen again, I'm going to make sure she understands that very clearly by the time she walks out of your motel room...assuming she can still walk in the morning!"
The five women spent the rest of the afternoon and all that night teaching them a lesson. By morning Upton, Decker and Yvonne were convinced that Hoopes and Lawrence wanted nothing more to do with the three blond dominatrix! The message they'd sent had been received both loud - and clear!
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Upton and Decker shook hands and went their separate ways. Kate and Strahovski untied the two Chimera girls, called an Uber to pick them up at the motel, then drove off laughing..
To add insult to psychic injury, the two Chimera fighters - whose names were somehow on the rental - were billed for damage to the room, the furniture; the bed linen, one table lamp and two long distance phone calls to Australia Yvonne made while the four were otherwise engaged.
Several "knowledgeable women" in the FCBA have assured the writer that a recording of some of the events at the motel that night have surfaced and that merely a mention of it is enough to send Lawrence and Hoopes into a panic. If true, it could mean that the hottest video of the year may belong to one - or more - FCBA members. Stay tuned.
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We suspect these picnics will be a popular theme going forward